What would you do?

You do realize that the people that made the hL games own steam?

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What the fuck are you on about?

How do you fuck up this badly

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> Steam fails and doesnt exist anymore
> Valve is forced to make new games

Go back to apature and Black Mesa and get a hybrid portal gravity gun

Pirate it like all the other Half Life games before?

not buying. Actually never buying a tripple a game beside animal crossing ever again i think

Isn't valve technically still indie?

probably just watch the ending on youtube and cross it off my list

>billion-dollar company
>indie

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Install epic launcher

>forgetting what words mean

Wake up.

Go back to sleep Mr.Freeman

Well it's not a erm " Limited company" or what the fuck you call it in english,
It's a private company so they can do what ever the fuck they wan't without pressure.
Steam also makes so much money that they don't ever have to make a new game ever again if they don't feel like it.

oh shit bro you might be onto something

this.
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what do you mean, how is valve indie

prove it

Ignore it. Only shit games go to the Epic Store, so it's a good way to filter out garbage.

This would be so fucking funny, even as a PR meme.
>Valve are losing so hard, recently they lost their own exclusive that they themselves developed and published to a rival

Half Life paintjob for CS GO.

Independent

you didn't explain anything retard
i guess what you're trying to say is that since valve fund their games themselves independently, they're indie?

that's retarded though
no one would say mario games are indie games you moron

This. We need a goddamn Smash board.

>i was m-merely pretending!!

Head on Yea Forums and watch all the glorious shitposting that would arise.

This but unironically
>Metro
I remember when Yea Forums rightfully called it what it is, an on the rails generic shooter ripping off stalker without the balls to go all in on the bullet economy
>Borderlands 3
Borderlands was always trash
>Shenmue
Nostalgia bait
Anything else I forgot?

Nothing because I'm certain I'll be dead by then.

>This but unironically
Who said I was being ironic?
Fucking memsters.

>without the balls to go all in on the bullet economy
don't play it on easy next time

Pirate it like I do with every EGSE I want.

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>no one would say mario games are indie games you moron
>Isn't valve technically still indie?
>Technically
He's not talking about what people would call it. He's talking about what it perhaps technically is.

>making an obvious joke is the same as pretending to be retarded
this place ruined your brain

>IT'S REAL

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terms develop, arguing semantics makes "indie" lose it's meaning

>i was only pretending!!!

it was not a joke nor pretending to be retarded, it was actually being retarded

the irony here is that you're the one doing the pretending. truly meta

Pirate it

Steam is only good for porn and multiplatform trash, imagine being this deluded

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no it wasn't, putting "epic" under one of the biggest IPs of their competitors is obviously a joke. I seriously doubt OP thought it was a possibility

Keep not caring. Even if they made a 3 it would be dogshit.

...

what happened to her?

chinks

I have no idea what you're trying to say. I'm referring to the OP and saying he knew what he was doing

Does that mean that EA Games is an indie developer, since it funds its own games?

are you pretending to be retarded?
wasn't about op but

shut the fuck up and just play the god damn game. there really isn't any other option. shave my head, grow a scraggly neckbeard, put on some glasses and a take a selfie with the announcement tweet? is that what you want to hear?

I know, but what the fuck does that have to do with my post? you seem bewildered

you dont even know japanes you stupid faggot, just watch the chink cockroach version, you wouldnt know the fucking difference, 死ね気、持ち悪い、ほんまに

Not care until we see gameplay because Valve is absolute fucking garbage now and I doubt they can make a good game

so you're not pretending

what on God's green earth is your major malfunction? the OP post is self aware, that's all I said

kill yourself neckbro

>boohoo i got called out for being a big faggot weeb
kys

>earth
>green
It's blue, you fucking moron.

If it ever comes out, it will be rushed and it will be shitty just like Duke Nukem Forver.

Take this thread as a lesson. Yea Forums is so fucking retarded nowadays that they don't understand the concept of jokes. Everything is bait to them.

>With Denuvo

I would do a real quick double take, but then ultimately accept it as truth.

n-nani?

Based, OP is a fucking retard

this reminds me of their will be an SR5?

will Valve actually go back to making good games after their shitty card game cash-in flopped?

wait a minute...

Not care cause half life is a shit overrated series

Imagine how half assed the game would be if nu-valve made HL3. God please nu-Valve NEVER EVER make Half Life 3.

Though I was a diehard fan, I was satisfied enough by Epistle 3 that I've closed the book on it.

Based

Nope. It was a lose/lose scenario from the beginning. If it succeeded, Valve would either rest on its laurels again or they would make more shitty cash cow games like it. If it failed, Valve would take it as evidence that game development isn't worth it any more.

Valve is dead.

If you don't know don't post

I'd stop playing video games

Valve is not a publicly traded company, so it's truly independent. Same can't be said about EA.

>planet coaster
I see you have good tastes

pirate it, just like any other game.

[citation needed]

Ah, but what if Planet Zoo is out by then?

So what's the cutoff for when a company stops being indie, then?

I wouldn't play it, after seeing how hard valve drops their quality control the longer they own it, I'm sure half life 3 would just be a let down