Fix Ultimate in four words or less

Fix Ultimate in four words or less.

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replace banjo with steve

HOES MAD
HOES MAD

Nerf everyone except Hero

bring back everything else

You know the answer.

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does not need fixing

MORE LIKE GLORIOUS MELEE

What did he mean by this?

more competitive female players

Single Player content, nigger.

Add Travis fucking Touchdown

rosalina sucks your dick

More anime girls

Cut third party

get rid of hero

based

Give hero female alts

No more Midi music.

Luminary, Eight, Solo, Erdrick

Remove third of roster

Mods please filter based into upvotes thanks

H O E S

M A D

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bros only
discord.gg/KdhvjcB

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gib me mommy gf

Give invite to Dixie

STOP SPAMMING SMASH THREADS

The king of bugs

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more cute female fighters

Ground to air momentum

Replace Incineroar with Geno
lol

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delete smashbabbies from existence

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four swords or less

Cut the hero

Revert to 64's roster.

Put in more villians

Bring back tripping

Cut everyone but Hero

cut half the roster

Screw off, Thanos. Super Smash Bros Universe does not have limited resources

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Whatever fag, cutting half the roster is pretty much inevitable next game anyway.

Execute the """competitive""" scene

Good netcode
Inbuilt ethernet

BASED

Chocobo
Conker
Less swords

Absolutely positively based

Based

The fact I had to scroll to the bottom to see this is depressing but this is the only real issue that's killing my prolonged enjoyment of the game. They manage to makes a good smash game again and ruin it with their shit online.

>playing online
The real problem is the shitty buffer

Suck my dick sakurai

yeah itll sell well with autistic smash kiddies when they lose their favorite first party character lol

Admit it's not competitive

showers
deodorant
bathroom breaks

He said fix not break with more shitty characters.

Put Dixie Kong in

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ban smashfags from Yea Forums

>phoenix wright got Gene from GodHand kicked out of UMVC3
>hes the least played character with more people playing Firebrand

You people didn't even buy Marvel yet you fucks voted him in

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Make more Palutena porn

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Enable turningoff stagehazards inthestageselect

Good All Star mode

retool or remove clones

Make players take showers.

Buff Hero, Hoes Madder

Fox and FD ONLY

Play real fighting games

Lol online is playable

Found the rosterfag. There is literally NO reason to hate echo fighters.

Cancel Banjo, Butthurt Intensifies

okay, this is ebin.

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I'll do it in three:

Deep movement mechanics.

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retool or remove user

>He even t-bags
That is fucking beautiful. I might play Smash again after months of not touching it just to shit on compfag autists

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Remove tourneyfags

Im actually enjoying seeing all the seething comps babies fags on twitch seething about hero.

>0 to death
>that t-bag

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I think you mean THIRD party character.

The only first party guaranteed to be cut are side characters. All main first party characters will return.

More music with vocals

I will be alone forever

How the fuck

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Oomph + Psyche Up

Add more alts, fuck compniggers.

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OVER THE LINE
BITCH

Kill all smash fags

I did

He is fucking banned

I AM THE EGGMAN

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Rent free. It’s so sweet knowing this will never happen, and that you’ll be crying bitter tears of jealousy in a couple months.

Add twenty more characters.

Remove all sword users

Cope

u wish

>got a shield break off a random crit

Absolutely busted, that’s not even remotely fair. This one is for all the fags defending that shit.

Add Melee physics

single player was never good past 64

>64
>good sp

more hitstun and movement options

Revamp the Zelda characters

That's not what gave him the shield break, though. He got it from Oomph.

Cut fire emblem characters

Learn
To
Git
Good

play dragon quest immediately

High definition squid pits

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Buffer
Lag
Balance
Buff Robin, Kill Herofag.

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gayest character yet

That’s great but also absolutely fucking retarded. And I thought DDD’s shield rapes were bad.

Meaningful Singleplayer Content

Seriously I've gotten like 10% of the playtime I wanted out of Ultimate since I was always more into collecting trophies and doing the events and minigames

Where did this hoes mad meme come about?

Melee has the same SP content as 64 but with more content but 64 is better?

DQ redditors listening to nigger mumble rap and repeating the same two syllables all the time to justify any criticism addressed towards their faggy swordfighter

Nice

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Banjo is gone

People will deny but it’s the truth.

I've got 150 hours playing offline, there's plenty to do solo

remove bayonetta and plant

Some video mashed together some song and a DQ song. People repeat 'hoes mad' because it's an easy way to shut down seething sorafags.

Stop making smash threads

Fire Masahiro Sakurai, nigga

Crazy Orders
Master Orders

Not broken my dude

Streamlined Wavedashing

Make it like melee

fix online
remove spirits

Stop bitching, get gud

If it's any solace, they are easily going to fall into the Plantfag trap of going too full force on shitposting now that he's out, and will quickly proceed make everyone absolutely sick of their faggy meme and thus sick of their faggy cheese character. if Hero gets nerfed or ends up seeing tourney bans/restrictions, there will be holy hell to pay in retaliatory shitposting, and it will be glorious.

>Break the Targets
>Board the Platforms
>best Metal fight
>best Race to the finish
>classic mode still remains the best SP mode than any game's unique sp mode

This post is l i t e r a l l y what i need right now, oof. That's quenching

Edit: thanks for the gold!

Ban Hero from Tournaments.

Melee's Adventure Mode isnt even half ass good as 3DS' Smash Run

HOME
RUN
CONTEST

imagine being this deep in rosterfagging

Delete, make Melee 2

smash run is shit. Great concept held back by a fuckload of dumbass design decisions and shit physics

i like how you think, thank you user

Rework Hero's Down Special

hoes mad
hoes mad

Make online worth money

>durr but muh physics
and its still miles better than shitlee's headlined SP mode, which had WIP-tier level design and nonaggresive enemies

the real main flaw of Smash Run is that it need much more courses and lack of co-op.
i was expecting Ultimate to build off Smash Run but thet went with stupid Trash Tour instead

play 4xM

Literally all of the problems were due to the 3DS.
No direct Co-op, lack of being able to choose final battle, hell, even the physics were held back by the 3DS.

Nerf Ganon I'm bad.

Add Jak and Daxter

Replace Corrin with Louie

>replace garbage with more garbage

fuck off

cope meleenigger

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fpbp

Better Online Experience. Shower

Fuck jannies and niggers.

Seethe

Ban Hero

Wave dash ledge hog

Can't; Melee is Superior

Stop catering to tourneyfags

Buff Hero. The Magic menu is too situational.

>Oomph allowed him to bust his shield
>Also allowed him to kill him at 0%

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Hero is garbage against fast characters. He literally can't do anything against Pikachu, Stinkling, Chrom, Fox, Wolf, Joker, etc. He's pretty oppressive against slower characters though.

4XM is shit, saying this as a P+ fag. Useless changes, some that don't even benefit the characters like Palutena's new Bair and a new useless angle on Flare Blitz.
It manages to look worse then Brawl due to 4's already fucked artstyle, and the extra costumes look ugly in a lot of cases, like your pic. Those designs just don't work with the Fur and feather detailing of the newer smash games.

Just turn it off.

stages, modes

>4XM is shit, saying this as a P+ fag.
>dead mod fag calling others shit
eat shit and find a mod name that will actually appear on search results