Wake up

>wake up
>remember im a sonychad
>become happy
anybody else know this feel?

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Everyday. Thank god I'm not a nincel.

I do.
I look over at my wife and children and remember that PlayStation was all to thank for it.
Without PlayStation I would never have gained back the confidence I lost from having played Nintendo, Xbox and PC. I was a social outcast. But with PlayStation at my side even my dick got bigger, I started going to the gym, and I got a lot more confident. I started winning, and to be honest that is the motto both PlayStation and myself live by today. ALWAYS WIN.

>another snoyfag COPE thread
How's the drought?

>wake up
>look at all my consoles and my PC
>look at all the games I could be playing
>browse Yea Forums

tasty cope nincel

>wake up
>remember that I dont play video games
>become happy
anybody else know this feel?

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>Same company that made the fucking Playstation 2

What went wrong? Why did they slip?

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EVER GODDAMN DAY

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Feels good to be a black sonybro

Then again we are all black.

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>Wake up
>look at arms
>they're brown

I couldn't imagine a worse nightmare to live

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imagine admitting you like snoy in 2019
OH NO NONO

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based

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and yet your women want our BSC (big sony cock)

>Wake up
>look at dick
>It's long

Imagine being white and having a small penis

Name one bad thing about being brown

Absolutely based.

Another snoy cope thread.

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>Look at dick
>It's not the color of shit

You will never have a white girlfriend.

>2019
>still playing games in 1080p 20fps

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>the nincel thinks I want a white girlfriend
tasty cope, I am only here to SONY white women and then leave them dried up for the beta nincels

feels good to be a chad man

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>nintendies still think 'snoy' is clever or funny

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>snoyfags still think wojaks are not for newfags
LOL, snoyfags.

What’s it like to have no games and being a nigger?

Cleverer and funnier than Nintendies.

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You can't say sony without s󠛡o󠛡y

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Die you degenerate Barneyfag

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>Bragging about playing quantum break in 4k when you bought all those parts for $1000 when you can just do the same thing on Xbox1x for cheaper

I'm not sure where you coming from. Great game but a linear 3rd person shooter does not need graphics.

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HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU FAGS TO NOT SHILL YOUR SHITTY TODDLER'S SHOW

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough (10 minutes), it turns into pic related.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, EZGif, etc. it can show both frames immediately.

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>SONY white women

So you mean not bang them or even look at anime ones?

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>when you can just do the same thing on Xbox1x for cheaper
QB on X is 1080p and on PC I can use a shitton of sharpening filters and HDR to unfuck the blurry washed out visuals.

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*SHLICKR* *SCHLOOOOOOORRRPPPP*

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Why do sonygroes constantly have to affirm to everyone about their identity? Is it because they're generally lgbt and queers constantly need to remind the world of their sexuality? Is it insecurity?

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tasty cope nincel, you know deep down all of your pure white women have been SONYED already

>Wake up
>Remember that your console has only 1 game
S-Sonychads where are all the exclusives at

Any chance the PS+ games for August won't be utter shit?

Imagine shilling this hard and thinking you have any right to an opinion
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I see what you did there.

As how I described it, that is completely true, because you've never banged a single white woman. I can help you get one of you want.

>WOAH TYRONE I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOUR BIG SONY COCK FUCKS MY WIFE!!!!

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Practice abstinence.

keep replying to me you nincel just remember how much your women have been SONYED, feels good to be a sonychad

Thank you for your reply, and I will remember who every white woman will not be having sex with you.

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which is none nincel

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You mean men, right?
Because 72 percent.

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>heh... dumb snoyfag, no sane woman would ever fuck you when they have chads like me playing their switch in public

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>Nincels think 100,000,000 black people own a PS4

Embarrassing

>Two (You)s for the price of one

Your charity knows no bounds and correct, none will have sex with you.

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>says the nINCEL

Imagine being so desperate to justify your purchase you need to beg for attention on a Serbian Fly-fishing forum.

dilate

Well I'm wasn't sure why you didn't capitalize the N, but then I remembered that your um..."people" have trouble with grammar.

>says the nincel who uses both the present and past tense in one phrase
tasty cope nINCEL

I'm okay with that because everyone makes typos, however my people, white people do it less average than your people.

>wake up
>realize i dont have any groundbreaking exclusives besides halo
>play some more halo
>sleep
>repeat

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obsessing over your loyalty to a brand is a mental illness.

you basically just said you wake up, remembered youre mentally ill and then mentally masturbated over that fact

>wojak
>2019

Lolololololololol

All of/v/, except for the happy part.

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Absolute poetry op

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