so, Yea Forums, how hyped are you for the greatest masterpiece in human history?
it's going to be shown at gamescom and anyone will get to play multiplayer while jurnos will get single player.
Bannerlord
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dios mio...
ANDROSS!
wtf. first time seeing this OC. would pay if that means i get bannerlord soon.
This year for sure lads
y-yeah
can they just release it in fucking alpha so modders can finish the fucking game for them already
im so tired lads. i'm so tired and so old
7 YEARS BROS
7 YEARS THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENINGA
>it's going to be shown at gamescom
Please don't, my heart can't take it.
there is an ongoing closed MP beta if you're a dedicated multiplayer guy or friends with the devs. so open beta soon™.
it is, user.
>we will be making the game available for people to play in the public area of the show. This means that anyone with a ticket will be able to visit our booth and experience Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord for themselves!
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Bethesda is involved?
So there is hope for this game after all.
Who is worse star citizen or bannerlord?
*psst* hey you.. ahem.. bannerlords
Bannerlord wasn't being made on millions of retard money.
Bannerlord because doesn't have the massive scale of Star Citizen
SC because Bannerlord is actually making progress
>you can become a mother
do these turk roaches take donations?
nice I always wanted a little Roman sperg child I can torment and train to be future Emperor, bannerlord may actually be good.
Can you fight while pregnant though?
Dilate
They could make the time pass really quickly, just like when you get imprisoned.
>hating on /ss/
Get out.
But I want to fight with my child
>do these turk roaches take donations?
no. they're honourable devs, they'll take no money until they deliver a full product.
you can do that
You people are such fucking idiots with these dumbass questions, holy shit you are pathetic.
Why?
this game has been "in development" for so long that I'm no longer excited about it
Will you be downloading the inevitable incest mod?
this is a bug when they first implemented the child system. so it should be moddable.
That's haunting
What the hell is this pic?
it's autism the game
a man needs a name
I appreciate the legal text at the bottom
We can have kids that grow up?
HellMOO
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Despite having a lot of possibilities for sexual stuff, it's really just a miniscule amount of what the game offers. It's like Fallout Online crossed with Dwarf Fortress and Eve Online levels of autism.
(also don't play it, it's very grindy and ruthless)
>bannerlord still isn't out
Know what I'm excited for most? The inevitable sex mods. I will create the most powerful family which will keep it's royal blood un-tainted by having incest for generations. I may also make each generation more and more insane. Haven't decided yet but I still have plenty of time before this game comes out. Probably like 3-4 more years.
I wish this was offline. I dont want people seeing me text fuck a dog.
yes. and play as them when your character dies.
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Tell them you are doing it for an achievement. I know fucking a kitten to death has one.
If this was real I'd still buy it
wait hol up you can make a child army when this game coming out
And I will play as a nigger child that'll get /ss/'ed by the princess to taint their bloodline forever.
Then I will challenge the Prince to a battle and if I win, Ill make him part of my army and make him watch as I fuck his mom and sister every night while they give birth to my innumerable mutt children
What kind of retarded question is this?
> Star citizen : scammed people out of thousands of dollars for in game spaceships just to hire AAA actors, and all of this in service of a game that doesn't even exist. The only thing they've shown is around 10 minutes of actual gameplay and it ran like shit because the people in charge are incompetent. It will never release
>Banner lord = poorly managed marketing from an indie Dev company asking for absolutely no money since pre-ordered haven't been enabled. They went through Turkish meltdown and still they keep being open and releasing teasers, even if they are just physics on a horse's hair or rocks. Several gameplay videos have been released and they have a closed beta already going for some people. Will release by next year most likely
I curse the man who made this image with balls cancer
Can you send your baby sons to the battlefield?
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Individual value $96. Bundle cost $660. Game not included. Those partnerships.
I love it.
Fuck Jeremus, Slaylayen "the peasant class can bite my ass" all the way.
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>Baby April: Where's mommy
Kek
I just hope it's a similar level of moddable as warband, the mods were great
soft and sexy
Oh fuck off already, this is going past the point of "b-but they're taking their time". This shit's in development hell and everybody knows it.
The Kurds will probably overrun and massacre turkey before bannerlord is ever released.
bump
Would they take over development after the massacre?
i'm pretty sure that's a no. but it should be modded in easily.
it's even easier to mod and have modular modding similar to skyrim; you can pick and choose which mods you want to play with.
dude, MP closed beta ongoing RIGHT NOW. jurnos will play single player in gamescom and anyone with a ticket will try out the MP.
>official book of memes
brb pre-ordering now
>turkish government uses deep packet inspection even on SSL connections by using a middleman certificate
>they already block websites
>their entire studio gets taken down and they'll get thrown into jail for life for making western games
my biggest fear
Paradox Interactive
I need rape mods before I play this.
They’re supported by the Turkish government though
Not defending it but you can play star citizen.
Based
THIS IS A KURDISH GAME NOT A TURKISH; DEVAS ARE ALL KURDISH !!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Your credit implant beeps for a deposit of $500 from Satan
kek
Proof?
>tfw no bannerlord gf
The guy who made Mount&Blade was some turkish academy of sciences teacher, and he got his students to be code monkeys. With Bannerlord its the same, but expanded. The studio is literally within a state owned university, physically.
>tfw star citizen is less vaporware than bannerlord
FUGGGGGGGG
Kurds aren't real people, they are a fantasy race like orcs or elves.
Enjoy waiting for months, because I doubt mod tools will be available on release.
S-shut up, they only restarted development from scratch twice!
This means Butterlord by Spring 2020 right?!?!? Those guys have to ship a finished product to graduate.
Alll me btw.