Be a ugly as fuck mutant who's infertile

>be a ugly as fuck mutant who's infertile
>every other chick wants to fuck you

It's not fair bros!

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>bitching about "unrealistic" vidya version Gerard
>meanwhile at the Netflix adaptation

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He just drank a Swole potion

Makes sense.

>dangerous job that keeps you fit, taboo and, more importantly, not around
>infertile so no risk of unwanted pregnancy

Chicks would be all over Witchers.

I wonder what kind of mutant STDs does he transmit

Hey /r9k/ chicks don’t really give that much of a shit about looks, at least when compared to how much men prioritize looks for woman.

They care about in this order:
>societal status
>money
>confidence/charisma
>looks

Pretty much.
Very good list.

Girls like to cum from big girthy dicks fucking them hard. Why does this upset incels so much?

>u just gotta b urself, sometimes just sitting in the corner gets you all the best chicks

When will you come out of the closet user. It's all one simple decision you know.

Don't be yourself if you're the awkward creep that's sitting in a corner by himself

He is acualy pretty handsome by Middle age standards.
Also the fact he is infertile and the fact he just travels the land just means its obligation free sex hell you can even cheat on your husband and he might not even ever find out.

Did you read my post? Are you simply a boy that can recycle posts?
You are the lowest member of society, a steaming forgotten untouchable.
That is why you don’t get woman

According to him he's immune to all diseases and infections

Are there actual r9k chicks? And I don't mean trannies (female). I haven't been there in a while so I don't know

>it's your fault! see that charismatic chad being confident? why don't you start being confident like him instead of doing the same shit but being ugly and thus being an asshole and not confident?

I say that to every girl I meet and I have AIDS

The only dick I lust after is my own. I love my cock and I want to share that love with all the tight hot spinners in the world.

He's not ugly, user.

>why don't you start being confident like him
That's a good question. Why don't you? Confidence is a state of mind.

>play Polish isekai VN
>wtf bros why does every woman want my dick?

If you are confident while physically unattractive, it's called being a creep and not being confident.

We all pretty much start out on a level playing field. He didn't just wake up that swole. I see tons of guys with ugly faces but who are physically active/fit and have gorgeous girls on their arms. As much as you think most women are into looks, they're not the be all and end all, confidence and humour are way more important.

This.

Marilyn Manson has probably fucked dozens of beautiful women

Post Witcher 1 game Geralt is hot as fuck

Marilyn Manson is a rich rockstar.

>We all pretty much start out on a level playing field.
Jesus fucking christ dude just stop talking please

Marilyn Manson has tons of money and a status symbol by himself. A good question would be how many chicks he banged before he achieved a moderate success.

Underrated.

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Yeah those 5'4 guys just need to hit the gym right it's all a level playing field

Bluepilled

>Being a manlet

Should have drank more milk

I like how they gradually turned him more and more handsome as the series got more mainstream.

>physically fit
>taboo bad boy
>no risk of unwanted pregnancy
>no risk of sexually transmitted disease

Yeah, that's obviously a dude that sluts will want to fuck.

Women are less visually-oriented than men. They don't ignore looks, but they definitely value other traits higher.

Where the fuck do you think all those come from? Good looks are what open doors to all those things.

Common myth
They say it, but then they go for looks anyway.
Women love to pretend they're something more than just animals, but they really aren't. Men joke how they're just animals, but it's only true for most of men, not all.

Not to mention he cannot carry or transmit disease

I hope it's true, godspeed user.

Gerald is pretty handsome though
In a rugged kinda way

Being confident doesn't mean you're charismatic. You can confidently act like a retard and be really good at it, doesn't mean people like it.