Lemme just pirate this soup

Why pay when you can find a way to not. Are you retarded?

>Have you earned the right to sustenance
fuck off you slave driving chink cunt

Why did someone feel the urge to take a picture of this and post it on the internet? That's unbelievably rude to this man

Have you? Because your "sustenance" was created through the labor of many others. If you want food for free then start a garden.

No, i just like stealing.
Like a lot.
Deal with it.

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>start a garden.
And deprive honest hard working farmers of their income? Jesus wept you fucking commies get people coming AND going doncha?

>no, it was made out of shit and raw rocks, so I wont pay.
>I'll just play it for 30 hours instead and cry on Yea Forums about no sequel

why should I pay 1 million for this soup? because I am level 40? this scaling rules is bullshit. I refuse. I want this soup for NADA~!~~~!!!

Prove it, kid. You're probably underage and ugly. don't even bother DMing me, cause I'm too busy laughing at you.

Because if enough people follow that logic the soup wouldnt exist in the first place.

Hey, someone has to pay.
Keep suporting what I like buyfags, I still get for free.

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>oof
What a surprise, a millennial doing some corporate cocksucking.

I saw this same thread a month ago, try making something more original next time.

How would you like it if someone pirated YOUR soup, huh? You wouldn't like that, would you?

are you stupid? he's drinking right from the ladle which goes back into the main soup pot, a pot from which other customers are supposed to ladle their own portions of soup into a bowl

not only is he being an inconsiderate health hazard he also presumably hasn't paid for it either

I wish I could pirate some soup.

The developer losing money is another reason to pirate games, though.
Want money?
Get a real job, faggot.

>pirate game
>play game
>optionally support devs/studio/jews by buying said game

It's really simple you guys.

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If that dude then told 5 friends who then pirated my soup, and they told 50 people who all pirated my soup, and because of that Elon Musk called my soup "a pedophiles dream" and I sued him for mad cash, I'd not mind it at all.

>poop bar

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But then no vidya for you

Have you earned enough husband points from prepping bulls, to have your wife let you shitpost on 4chins today? The amount of dicks she takes is also infinate.

Nowadays seeing developers shut down is more fun than any game they could produce, so I have no problem with that.
I'm 23, it's about time I stop playing videogames anyway.

>Bananas in a plastic bag

god damn it user

Copying is not stealing

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they look like bread rolls. dude is probably finding the best soup to soak his bread in and double his value for money.

It must be faggy indie devs that post these anti piracy threads or something. I play games and watch tv for free. That soup guy is on a level I could only hope to achieve.

Don't pirate that soup, it's full of virus!

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>Because if enough people follow that logic
lmao
we had mouthbreathers going to see avengers endgame 50+ times in theaters because they NEEDED megacorp inc to take their money
enough people will never follow that logic, based solely on the IQ bell curve.
never mind demographics or the active disregard for resource efficiency game companies have these days

congrats, you solved world hunger

Source?

why does only Yea Forums care so much about piracy?
Is it just assblasted rpgmaker "devs" posting this?

>legally purchase soup
>have to eat it laced with poison that will kill me if I don't authenticate my order with the Culinary copyright act enforcers every 24 hours
>accidentally eat it with the wrong spoon
>get punched in the gut until I throw up and they take my soup back, no refunds
>"LOL WUT DID YOU EXPECT YOU SHOULD'VE READ THE 500 PAGE EULA THAT THEY DON'T LET YOU SEE UNTIL AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT"

Corporate bootlickers deserve the oven.

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fucking communists

Anyone else for some reason treasure their bought games more than their pirated ones?

>legally purchase soup
>crack the DRM (diner rights management) for gits and shiggles.
>enjoy my soup even if the lights go out and the servers can't find my table.

2000 years later and the Jews still seethe at the teachings of Jesus, undermining their schemes and cutting their profits.

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DOA6

There is nothing more sacred than private property
Property thieves deserve death by state violence

that wasn't piracy, it was a one time, unrepeatable glitch.

>Pirate a video game
>REEE STEALING
>Dev/publisher bans you for wrong think thus stealing your copy
>HAHA NO BRO YOU NEVER OWNED A COPY IT'S JUST A SERVICE YOU IT'S NOT THEFT YOU AGREED TO THE TERMS BY BUYING IT

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>Zoomer shitposter doesn't even how to pirate soup

Lmaoing at your life.

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>this is your brain on /pol/

delete this you fucking nazi communist
stop bullying poor defenseless corporations

I never thought of it that way. You can't steal a product if it's being advertised as a service.

to be fair you didn't read the Eula

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>want to read the EULA
>"sorry you have to buy it first"
>buy it
>disagree with the EULA
>can't refund it at this point

what's wrong with that?

wrong
you can ask for the EULA first and you can also get a refund if you disagree with the EULA

Thank you user.

>Actual niggers in this thread

>have a digital game
>fast forward a decade or two
>game is no longer available anywhere so you are forced to pirate it to be able to have it again
>REE PIRACY IS WRONG, IF IT'S NOT AVAILABLE THEN YOU SHOULD SUCK THE DICK OF IT'S CREATOR TO HAVE IT AVAILABLE AGAIN
what if the devs are dead, the company is bankrupt/disbanded or the existing version was online only which is now dead because they shut it down?
>WHO CARES JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN BE EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT

>buy physical game
>have the physical game but your console or device is broken or the game is corrupted / ruined by time
>emulate the game because you can't play it otherwise, or because PC is simply allows a more comfortable experience + more settings
>REE EMULATING IS IMMORAL AND HURTS THE INDUSTRY, YOU SHOULD BUY THE GAME AGAIN OR PETITION THE DEVS TO PORT IT (ALSO MAKING YOU BUY IT AGAIN)
why?
>BECAUSE I SAID SOOOOO

>Be an archivefag
>pirate old games because they cost riculous amounts of money due to the games being rare (or lost in time)
>protect their data from disappearing out of existence because every day another copy breaks or gets taken by autistic collector fags who leave them in their gay basement to rot.
>REE WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT, YOU SHOULD PAY 20k TO THIS EBAY JEW WHO HOARDED SEVERAL COPIES IN ORDER TO CONTROL THE PRICES
What if the game simply doesn't exist on a physical from anymore?
>FUCK YOU LET IT DIE THEN SCREW HISTORY, LEGACY AND ART

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That's such a blatant lie, especially with digital purchases. We had to sue every single digital storeplace JUST to force them to give us refunds. you remember that? Or do you think corporations are our friends?

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it's not a blatant lie though i recently got a refund for a game because i personally disagreed with the EULA

>legally own game
>make a copy for archival purposes
>company throws gigantic bitchfit because that means you don't have to buy another copy
>despite even the most draconic consumer protection laws saying that you're entitled to this basic right

>We
Not me, nor my country. It was other poor fuckers that didn't realise that the bottom of the boot was the only view available.

I pirate because it saves me money

>I'm 23
it shows

Yeah, AFTER we sued for it.

this
they don't make demo discs anymore, and renting video games is barely a thing these days. it's the best way to try before i buy, if i buy at all.

Fpbp

nope i did it even before then back in 2008 i remember asking for a refund because of another EULA i wasn't a fan of

>lemme just corrupt this soup
Fixed. No one can enjoy a corrupted file anymore.

Cope.

If I buy a soup I can do whatever I want with it. I can make it more salty, I can take it home, I can heat it up to ten thousand degrees or inject it in my veins.
I can't freely modify a video game nor is first sale doctrine upheld. If the publishers start to respect my rights as a buyer yo actually own what I've bought then I'll start respecting their rights as a seller for compensation and copyright.

yes, I congratulated PROPHET for their hard work.

You wouldn't pirate soup

bestest of posts

I wish I had similar powers as Jesus. Then I would convert buckets of water into soup and hand it out for free in front of their store, directly undermining their business.

How do we stop the boomer menace?

Downloading vidya provides the developers with a demand.
If that wasn't the case, why is CP illegal?

You already know

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Basically, this. People are fucking stupid and let corporations fuck them in the ass. Hell, they don't even complain

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you are a mentally ill faggot who thinks about cuckolding all day
kill yourself nigger

Specific income taxes for the over 50's. You'd be able to form a package that would only fuck boomers who aren't board members/management and are therefore parasites.

>Or if I buy one bowl and don't like it chef will refund it?
On Steam the chef will, unless you went through the entire fucking bowl, in which case clearly you didn't dislike it as much as you claim.

>Place a mobile order for pizza at little caesar's
>When you pick up your pizza, you don't have to talk to anyone in the store, they just put your pizza in a locked heat lamp thing, you enter your code on the app, and you can take it
>Anything else you buy like soda is on the honor system
>Order a $6 pizza, take two 2 litre bottles and multiple packs of garlic sauce even though I didn't buy them

Also at most other fast food restaurants
>"May I have a cup for water?"
>fill it up with soda

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that's not pirating. that's downloading the demo.

That's not piracy, that's distributing a virus

Seriously why the FUCK are boomers like this? He probably doesn't see anything wrong at all in what he's doing.

What is wrong with it? He's just seeing if it's any good, while also helping pass on the herd immunity to the others that will drink and taste from the soup well.

He owns the store, you dolt

he doesn't have that power. he can only transmute water into wine and dupe bread and fish. pretty shit powers actually. he wouldn't even be asked to join the X-men and they let some shit mutants in like that Forge guy. He would have start his own thing like the Cross-men or something

>everyone except board members/management are the parasites
I wonder who could be behind this post

Kek. Took this long but pretty good.

>he can only transmute water into wine and dupe bread and fish
Walk on water, banish demons into pigs, come back from the dead (3 days later), bring the dead to life, I could go on. The dude is either Dr Strange levels of hax powers of a master illusionist with no ethics because her let someone else die a painful execution for him while he hid for a few days.

If piracy is wrong, so are libraries, used games/movie/book sales, and screening movies for your ftiends.

Lemme just pirate this steak...

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It’s fine, Timmy Tencent already paid for my soup.

>even food has demos
goes to show that developers know well that their games are shit and demos are only a risk rather than an investment

also
>finite amount of soup
not the same

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>Literal food analogy

pretty sure Magneto would crucify him

Fpbp

>a Jew would canonically be able to crucify Jesus
I have to counter points.

>Right hand without glove
>Left hand with glove
>Indians wipe their asses with the left hand and eat with the right hand
based supermarket sanitation department

>ladle up some comfort
Do you think a woman came up with this shit?

Consider this:
That is taken before closing time. No one else was going to have that soup and it would have been thrown away anyway. The person in question is the chef too btw

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Marketing departments are 95% women and 5% gay men.

Before it gets thrown out, it is theft.
After it is thrown out, it is garbage which legally belongs to the city, still theft.

If you can clone the soup though, you're good to go.

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>After it is thrown out, it is garbage which legally belongs to the city
If you live in a city like that you live in city of outlaws and niggers. The trash until collected by council trucks should remain the property of the owners of the trashcan unless that trashcan was clearly labelled "council property". Cops shouldn't be in your trash until it's in a truck, the rest requires a warrant. Too many fuckers get got by illegal searches that way.

what a nigger

Romans did crucify him. Jews just snitch on him.

>should
Not how it works, however. Garbage containers are typically owned and emptied by the city, they own whatever trash goes into them. If you throw out something by accident and retrieve it, it's a victimless crime but a crime nonetheless. That is how they can persecute people stealing food from supermarket trash containers after hours, if caught.

I hope he is banned from the store

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The Romans passed sentence and were the handymen who did the final carpentry, but the Jews were the contractors and ultimately responsible for the job.

That's what you get for buying food from a self service place, poorfag. Buy real food.

God some people are obnoxious.
I've seen vids of people taking shits on an aile of a supermarket
I've seen niggers steal handbags on broad daylight
I've seen people smoking inside a car or in the house
but NOTHING is as obnoxious as gross ass behavior such as:
>Kid taking candy with their snotty bare hands instead of using the scoop at a candy stand
>A sickly old person literally sneezing at a buffet table
>"Freebleeding" thots
>people who wear shoes inside the house

>food analogy

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Explain to me, how chaotic evil you have to be just to do this shit. Just why? I cannot understand.

>I've seen people smoking inside a car or in the house
WOOOOOOW WHAT A MONSTER

It's staged.

Like hell it is. Doesn't matter anyway, it was a generalized question. I've seen people do shit like this myself. I have more empathy for murderers than people like this.

>people who wear shoes inside the house
yeah, that's much worse than someone shitting in the food section of a supermarket.

Some people just don't understand personal space or etiquette.

Based.

Didnt know Yea Forums was so full of corporate apologists

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Reminder that all the anti piracy fags are just offsite immigrants.

I have just one thing to say to you, faggot

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OP utterly destroyed
lmao

>digital is infinite
>copies are infinite
So we're just lying AND stealing now?

There are plenty of good games already, it can't get better than nowadays. Also, if games aren't profitable then only passionate developers will be left like in the old days

They're americans after all

inb4: OBSESSED
OBESE

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what's he doing, Yea Forums?

>women can use hills to look taller and society is okay with it
>if men do it too they are mocked and ridiculed
Why the double standards?

why would the chef make new soups if everyone just takes his soup for free?

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I've stolen your post OP. If you want it back you're going to have to work for it. This DOES affect you, right?

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of course it's a fucking spic on welfare who steals

If you copy soup IRL - used same recipe and share it with your friend it is legal. But when you create a digital copy by using your resources (computer, electricity that you payed for) and share it that is illegal. Why tho?

>pirate soup
So you got the recipe and made it yourself?

oh shit, get a load of this madlad

>Why the double standards?
Jews. Heels developed from riding boots, so they had to make cavalry riders look weak.

Why can't Yea Forums just admit that piracy is stealing already? What will it take for you to accept it?

Don't mind me just making a copy of your image

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I've stolen your post about stealing OP's post user, how does that make you feel?

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I always find it funny when retards here throw themselves on a pike to defend capitalism then egregiously support a socialist stance like piracy.

So if you steal a car because it was too expensive for you it's okay? Fucked up certain-race mind.

Any actual argument that making a copy of a good rather than the removal of a good is theft.

He's wearing yeezy's no less

PUT THE PIXELS DOWN NICE AND SLOW AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

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cope

What was stolen?

Ugly and unaesthetic.

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You know this actually raises a really good question.
Ok, so we've nearly mastered the capture and proliferation of sights and sounds (in the form of videos and audio) such that generations that follow will be able to see and hear the past.
But what about flavours and smells?
Wouldn't it be cool to be able to taste the flavour and texture of foods transmitted through the internet somehow? Or smell fragrances?
I mean we have recipes but they don't turn out exactly as they were meant to usually.

I know youre trying to make a serious post but all I can see those being used by are fatties who are obsessed with food and people who want a braposcope.

>be me
>cooking pies in my kitchen
>singing minstrel songs like a good house nigga
>baking pies for the master and his boys
>know they're gonna be fine pies
>take those beautiful things from the oven when I can smell they're good and done
>leave them to cool on the window sill
>two vagrants walk past
>those good for nothings smell my pies
>thought balloons instantly pop up pirating my pies
>master gives those trespassing niggers two barrels of buckshot
>give master two scoops of cream for keeping us safe

>people who want a braposcope.
Internet turns to literally shit

Ask commies

The soup.

Piracy is a necessity if you have an average PC, some games are made so shit they won't run well. So I pirate the game to try it, and then if I like it I just keep it for free lole

/thread

They told me they only make borscht.

...i-is that Terry?

>the food section of a supermarket
As opposed to the home repair section?

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>As opposed to the home repair section?
You're not an American are you?

I don't want you taking your shoes off in my house and getting your gross foot sweat all over my carpet.

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>Toady Dick edits
I miss these threds

Fuck the digital soup, I want to torrent my cheeseburgers

youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc

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Same
I lift some shit from walmart every week even when I don't need anything
Shit's fun as fuck

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Why does everyone try to shoehorn in philosophy and economics when they talk about piracy? The answer is always simple as fuck. Why pirate? Because it's free games lol.

i hope all you anti piracy faggots have paid for all your mp3 and game soundtracks you listen to all day, and hope you pay for all your degenrate porn as well

you know who mainly likes stealing things? Niggers.

boomers need to be killed off now

>shoehorn
179 posts of post-intellectual discourse after OP and you still don't grasp the nuances? I think Yea Forums is more your speed.

>179 posts of post-intellectual discourse after OP

Nice, maybe I can be a rapper now.

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Hey, which one would you rather have, filth you can see but only a while because it's not your problem
or
filth brought in by some faggot wearing shoes that YOU have to clean up

People (should) wear socks these days
besides, is some feet sweat worse than all the dirt and shit you bring in from the outside?
or am I talking to an american aka "everyone does it so it's cool"

>post-intellectual
fuck is that

What if I didn't want a soup to begin with?

>tfw haven't pirated in fucking ages (decades I think) but forced to pirate again because of EPIC and their garbage platform

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All games should be free desu.
Money should be spent only on food and bills.

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>Nice, maybe I can be a rapper now.
That's a bar which has certainly been in freefall for quite some time now. You don't need to rhyme, your lyrics don't need to be about anything, you don't even have to use actual words. Pirate FL Studio, randomize a single measure of whatever instruments you want, then just record yourself mumbling and groaning vaguely to the rhythm.

If someone shits in a supermarket, I can guarantee you they will also shit on your floor. I'll take the guy that wears his shoes indoors any day.

absolutely based.

same, haven't pirated since WWII

what's wrong with beta testing the soup like that man in OPs pic? it's better than paying to beta test.

This makes perfect sense.

Fake btw

Based Soup Pirate, fuck companies and their profit

Trying to make himself look taller since women hate manlets

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I mean, people say this as if people don't do things for reasons other than money all the time. Or do you guys tell your parents to pay you when you go visit them on the holidays and they ask you to take out the trash?

Yea Forums simultaneously supporting digital piracy and shitting on everything CHINA really boggles my noggin.

you cracked the code
they can't have their niggers and eat them too

Because it isn't infinite
Copies sure but the market forces that create the soup aren't infinite and are made less fruitful when people steal soup

>gee all this chinese bots seems to support china while some of the actual humans dont. this tickles the pickles.

wake up bro.

Who said anything about letting a public serial shitter inside your private home?

freebleeding is a (strange) form of protest, different from the other examples

publicly accessible bots bypassing captcha would be bigger news than yet another faux outrage circlejerk

not really, it's a public indecency that looks and smells repulsive, not to mention the stains it leaves

No he isn't you blind spaz

>publicly accessible
>implying the chink military algorithims are public
They're being trained on us, to break google, as an when needed.
And the deep brain version is that they own and control google and the break in attempts are just hten supercharging their AI.

Because the system will stop working and nothing else will get made over time if too many people adopted this attitude.

Because he's being paid to invent new soups on some sort of crowdfunding thing.
"give me 10 million to "unlock" this thing for everyone, but if you don't no one gets it"

>Because the system will stop working
And a new system will start. Humans will always create, even if it's only to draw dicks on something. It's a human impetus.

If you steal the car, they can't sell the car to someone else.
If you duplicate the car, they still can sell the car.
And in this case they will just duplicate the car themselves and still have the car after selling gazillion copies of it.

>And a new system will start.
Doubtful when the dominant attitude becomes some anti-capitalist anarchist bullshit. Everything will collapse and will either stay dead or will go back to capitalism.

It's more likely capitalism itself will just adapt to the situation and find new ways to work.

Pretty sure that's stealing, it would be pirating if you made unauthorized copies of the soup, then distributed them without the consent of the original producer.

Moralfags need to go, moralfags are normalfags.

fpbp, most likely, is the op himself

this

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OP is in fucking shambles.

When you buy the game and play online, you agree to their terms. If you break their terms, which is stated, then they revoke your privilege.

Its like if you were at a daycare, and the lady tells you you have to play nice with the kids or you don't get toys to play with. If you're mean to the other kids, then they take away your privilege of playing with the toys.

the closest thing would be looking at the recipe, and either making it himself, a friend do it, or a machine do it.

yeah, yeah, all humans just lay down and die without a whip on their backs, or a neck to put a boot on.

when will they learn?

This is some bulletproof logic. That user was a genius

As a manlet I can only offer my views on the subject, and the answer is; never, unless some midget celeb becomes a sex magnet. And frankly if Dinklage couldn't do it, nothing can.

trying to make his ass look bigger by standing on his tippy toes

Absolutely based

When i go to the supermarlet to buy groceries, i buy a lot of food, go to self checkout, and only scan like 60 percent of it and i usually get away with saving 50 dollars on groceries.

>don't mind me just pirating your livestock

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based

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>needed two previously owned livestock to start

I mean the logic is sound. At least one copy of the game is purchased legitimately and the free copies are only received by people who wouldn't have bought the game anyways. The trouble is every year more and more people in the low income bracket realize that they don't have to pay to play a game and turn to piracy, effectively you actually ARE losing sales in the long run. If a higher percentage of people pirate versus buy games, then video games as a whole lose the value that they once gained through years of hard work. Companies and indie studios alike either make games for the lowest common denominator in order to sell, or implement obnoxious anti-piracy measures that only get in the way of honest customers. As long as piracy exists it will continue to grow larger and the quality of games will continue to grow worse. The root of the problem is the shit economy but deciding to pirate because you want to save money is only making the problem worse faster.

they're just waiting until you hit felony theft level to arrest you retard

fuck videogames and fuck Yea Forumsermins

Based and chadpilled, buyfags completely and utterly destroyed

Buying AAA games is more harmful than piracy

Except there's nothing wrong with stealing from THIEVES and every last soulless corporation has stolen millions in tax evasion, fraud and countless other injustices born of their own greed.

It's OKAY to steal from fucking SCUM.