Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled Is Getting Microtransactions

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>Players will be able to purchase Wumpa Coins using real money
OH NO NO NO NO
CTRFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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no one's forcing you to buy it

except for the fucking grind, you retard

Why are you acting like it wasn't going to happen?
It's goddamn activision

Not surprising in the damn slightest. They're smart enough to know if they introduce it later than at release it minimizes the internet bitchfit that unfolds.

the grind isn't forcing you to buy it

that sucks but i bought the game for the remake and i got it everything else is just extra so i cant really complain about it

they made the in game economy the way it is to pressure you to buy microtransactions, they deliberately designed the game to coerce you into paying even more money
it's even worse than if they patched advertisements into the game because at least advertisements aren't part of the gameplay mechanics. This is the same shit, harassing you into spending money, but even more intrusive

>Uses turbo-button controller
Heh, nothing personnel kiddo

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
First the toddler shit and now this? Gonna switch to Garfield racing

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No one's forcing me to play it

I already had my fill from the old CTR threads before they became a shithole so I don't really lose much from all this drama.
I am actually impressed it's getting a sequel, hope it comes to steam too.

>just ignore it vro

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Why would i play this kiked trash when racing with Ryan and Garfield racing 2 are just around the corner?

>I am actually impressed it's getting a sequel
most likely thanks to Yea Forums who memed this game hard

but i already unlocked everything i dont care, but its ok if retards want to waste

>except for the fucking grind

Oh shit really? So I have to GRIND coins? Just like BEFORE this? wow truly that is shocking.

Based Garfieldbros.

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>gets upset that you have to grind for coins
>when you had to grind for them in the first place before the microtransactions even happened

The one without a brain here is you

I love how this wojack was so obviously originally Banjo and used in Smash threads. What a good way to reuse it after people got btfo by Banjo.

Can't wait for the overpriced six dollar racers

activision isn't your buddy for making a shit economy and then charging you to make it tolerable
get your tongue off that boot

As long as they are not fucking up the payouts, I'm ok with this.

It's still banjo until banjo gets a new game.

I already have all the karts, decals and characters so I dont really care.

You dont have a problem with grinding when you can just dnf some lobbies on wumpa time.

This could be a good option for scrubs actually

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It was so obvious this was going to happen and you people are it up anyway like the suckers you are. The currency based unlock system was screaming microtransactions, but they delayed them to post launch so it wouldn't effect the game's marketing and reviews. This way they get all the positivity of launching a good game that doesn't prey on children, and they get to prey on children.

even if we all migrate to Garfield Kart it's a whole other Hell to beat Lyman's times on each track

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See this is the new template. Launch a game without microdicked tranny's and then introduce them later after the "intelligent gamer who doesn't support such a vile practice m'lady" has already bought it.

I will not be buying the Bone Box Red. I will not be buying the Gaystation 5. And I will not be buying any new games ever again.

Fucking stop buying games you retards!

We already had threads about this 20 hours ago. Why are you wojakfags always late to the party?

>>when you had to grind for them in the first place before the microtransactions even happened
And people criticized that too, you moron.

I was waiting fot the PC release. Now I'm not.

agreed
let lazy retards waste their money

As long as they don't lock anything behind a pay wall, I'm fine with this.
A little annoyed that Beenox lied to us though.

I'm going to rub my dick in your face, but you're not forced to suck it.

lmao gay

Yes, microtransactions are gay.

>go to a restaurant
>waiter serves you your meal
>after a few minutes he comes back and takes a shit on it
>no one's forcing you to eat the shit

it was only a matter of time. fuck em.

This is why I never participated in those CTR threads where people were shitting on the anons saying that microtransactions were very plausible. Fanboyism and hype blinded people to the possibilities. At least there were post-launch threads where more people figured out that the shitty coin payout showed a template for microtransactions.

I had a feeling it would happen, but at the same time, what's realistically stopping people from forcing a reversal too? Just trying to look at it from both sides is all.

>implying i ever did

2nd post in and there's the actishill.
I don't care if you like this game or not, these practices are unacceptable. Take your "no one's forcing you to buy it" damage control back to 2009, jackass.

Let's hope they don't nerf the WC rate, especially offline.

Great thread

>people say something is bad
>"but what about this other bad thing?!"
Are you new? People shat on the shitty grind the same way people are now shitting on the microtransactions. Players are still fed up with this whole coin distribution a month later, especially for offline modes.

>what's realistically stopping people from forcing a reversal too?
The fact that a few whales who make up 0.001% of the playerbase will inevitably drop enough money to make it a worthwhile investment for Activision to the point of ignoring complaints until they subside. They never removed microtransactions from any Call of Duty game.

Here's a tip to screw over Activition: PS4 Remote Play on desktop + autokeyboard application with timer + hard crystal challenge on lab basement = 1000 coins per hour.

Just stop playing video games. If nobody shows interest, they will stop making them. Ergo, they will stop making microtransactions.
Easy peasy.

>microstransactions
>now garfield kart got announced
its over for ctr

What is the trick for N.Gin Labs plat relic. It's the only hard one I have left and I still finish 12 seconds later than I should for the all boxes bonus to help me pass the time.

Aside from trying to keep the boost from the tunnel as long as you can, the only strategy I used was going in reverse at the start of the first lap and break two of the four rows of boxes behind the finish line (one by going in reverse and another by going forward again) so you can break one more row at the end of each of the first two laps.

The blue fire is killing me on this map. I can keep it normally but hitting boxes while trying to keep it is shite. Especially those two boxes at the side before the ramp where the toxic barrel rolls.

I didn't keep it for the lap where I go to get those boxes, just on the other two. And I only kept it until the section with all the 90-degree turns after the barrel since I wouldn't have been able to break all the boxes there otherwise. I managed to get the platinum thanks to the ten-second bonus from breaking all boxes.

aren't they cosmetics user?

the entire game is a cosmetic upgrade over the original
sick of hearing this argument that graphics don't matter, stick to ascii art games if you actually believe this

There are new tracks and those are free for now.

First lap I hit all the crates on the left and three rows of crates before the finish line by doing 2 u-turns.
Second lap I hit all the crates on the right and the fourth row at the end.
Third lap I can focus on keeping usf the whole time while breaking the easy crates in the middle.

I'm not arguing that graphics don't matter user. I don't have the game yet and I wasn't sure if any stats were locked behind wumpa coins.

oh

then yes it is cosmetic

>Full remake with additional contents for 39,99$
>Free DLC with new tracks, characters, kart and cosmetics every month
I'm honestly fine with purchasable Wumpa Coins

>t-this is fine, as long as X
>o-oh things got even worse? well at least it's not Y
>o-ok Y is now in place, but uh... ah well, we're used to it at this point right guys?

>PS4 Remote Play on desktop + autokeyboard application with timer + hard crystal challenge on lab basement = 1000 coins per hour.

Are you me? I still frequently participating in online races and GP challenges but I've been doing the auto-grind overnight or during errands since around the time they stopped giving nitro for non-race single player modes.

Also, I'd like to recommend this particular auto program. youtube.com/watch?v=jqXKVN9znbg
All the other autokeyboard programs online are trials that ask you for money after a few days of using them.

Remember, Yea Forums: enjoy the gameplay, cheese the coin system, give Beenox relentless feedback ASAP, and don't give Activision any more of your money.

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Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.

I know they worked hard on this game and we're getting our money's worth with the continuing content, but the implementation of microtransactions and the lack of adresses to serious balance/glitch/lobby/coin issues are still indefensible. Don't fall for this, hold them accountable. You deserve better.

>"Just vote with your wallet bro."
>Meanwhile 2 people come in and drop several grand each on microtransactions, out"voting" everyone else
This is terrible for the game industry because the entire field is warped around this 1% minority of "gamers" and the games turn less into "How can we appeal to the biggest fanbase and make money?" into borderline scams where they just shit out microtransactions and a tiny number of people are going to make up 90% of the game's profit, and everyone else can fuck off for all they care.

>The fact that a few whales who make up 0.001% of the playerbase will inevitably drop enough money to make it a worthwhile investment for Activision to the point of ignoring complaints until they subside.
>borderline scams where they just shit out microtransactions and a tiny number of people are going to make up 90% of the game's profit

You guys sound legitimately paranoid insane.

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Zim user was based last thread.

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I wonder how long they keep on planning to update the game. There's going to be no more than six Grand Prix, correct? Or is that just what we're expecting? It wouldn't be too bad to just keep buying everything with coins got in-game if they don't decrease the current rates.

Was looking forward to buying it, but nah, not anymore. I'm not supporting that shit.

What? This is just how the microtransaction business works. Why do you think there exists the concept of whale hunting?

I take it you aren't familiar with the mobile games industry.
Or you're a gaslighting shill

You're a fucking moron. This wasn't made for you, this was made for people with gambling and buy impulse issues that would buy it simply because they can.
Even if YOU aren't affected by it, others will.

who the fuck cares about cosmetic microtransactions?
literally zero effect on gameplay

This attitude got us where we are today. You zoomers may be too young to remember a world where you bought a video game and got all the content and future updates for free but I'm not - FUCK you.

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Watch them hike up the price of unlockables in the new GP :^)

And wumpa fruits can only unlock cosmetics so who the fuck cares.
Looks like a eternal DNF trying to shit on the game desperately. People who can drift already have everything unlocked from lapping you.

This barely ever happens, and the idea that a tiny group is in a massive conspiracy to control the games industry by buying tons of microtransactions sounds like an actual schizo conspiracy theory.
it's just cosmetics dude, no one gets hurt by that.

t: 21 yo "boomer"

>before you had to grind for stuff
>now you can grind for stuff or just buy it

Truly first world problems

Nope I'm 27 and caught the tail end of the golden age of vidya and remember when you bought a product and got what you paid money for, suck my chode.

the problem is not about the game having microtransactions
its about activision lying

so what is actually the thing that worries you most then guys? is it that the coin rates may get raped to force you into buying? Or is it the carnal moralfaggotry, even if the rates and prices stay the same? tell me your concerns, I want to scope this situation.

atleast we still defeated TSR

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I was happy to give you the benefit of the doubt but your defensive response only tells me that you really are a shill.

>a massive conspiracy to control the games industry by buying tons of microtransactions
Nobody said that. Whales are just people with gambling and compulsive spending issues.

Thanks friends. everyone should do this lol

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It's not publisher's problems if these people can't control their spending.

>is it that the coin rates may get raped to force you into buying?
This, and/or the prices of new items get hiked up.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

From the way the coins were implemented it was obvious they were put in place for an MTX system. That's how shit activision are

Serves you right for flooding the board with your general threads! Fuck off and have sex dilate trash bandifags.

well, don't count chickens before they're hatched. it's a possibility of course. How do you feel about the fact that LUA injection could get you INF wumpa coins when the PC port drops? (I LUA'd before in AAA games, so it's realistic)

It's everyone's problem when in-game shops start getting balanced to take advantage of those people (assuming coin payouts will eventually decrease). It ultimately doesn't matter much in this game since everything is cosmetic, but it's still a massive turn-off for someone who just wants to enjoy the content.

>and the idea that a tiny group is in a massive conspiracy to control the games industry by buying tons of microtransactions sounds like an actual schizo conspiracy theory.
No one ever said that retard, it's not a conspiracy. It's basic business. They put in microtransactions because they know the whales have no self control and don't care about spending tons of cash for cosmetics. It's more of preying on people who don't want to grind and would spend money to bypass it, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of making the grind unbearably slow to make more people spend money. I can't believe I have to explain this concept to you. You are a fucking retard.

To be fair, it's only hard to make money if you're shit at the game. If lazy cunts want to pay for a new skirt for coco, Let them pay.

I'm playing on console right now and I wouldn't get the game again on PC just to cheat the system whenever it comes out. Either the rates stay the same and I'll keep playing to unlock stuff normally, or they'll get higher and I'll eventually drop the game when it starts feeling like the grind is more trouble than it's worth.

So none of this matters.
Got it.

no u

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You could rush your main setup ASAP and see everything after that as an extra? thats' all I got I'm afraid.

You do get what you paid money for. There is nothing locked behind micro transactions yet.

>but its okay when nintendo babies flood the board for months with 20 threads about the same game
I fucking hate this board

For Switch users, there are controllers with turbo-buttons. Just turbo the a-button in Lab basement crystal challenge and go to sleep or something.

Picked up a cheap nyko controller for my switch, rolling in coins here, also helped farm loads of nitro while I was at work.

THIS

That's like one large DLC (the turbo controller) to avoid the microtransactions. :^)

Literally what the fuck.

Activision sucked to much EA cock it seems.

Shut the fuck up Activision shill.

Man zoomers would never survive the arcades
>what do you mean I only get 3 lives!!
>I paid money for this I should get to play until I beat it!!!!

Returning it right now

You don't have to pay $40 up-front to start playing an arcade game.

I bought one so I can play smash locally with my lil sister. So it has now two uses.

don't you feel that's excessive? do it after the wumpa prices get skewed; will send more of a message.

How much does one cost? I might think about it.

fucking soulless remakes kek emulate the original

How can the remake be soulless if the sewer speedway shortcut consumed so many

30-40€ at least when I bought it.
Prob can get cheaper from online or something, I'm not sure

Genius move by Activision, hook the idiots with no micro-transaction promises and then add them afterwards after good sale numbers

I knew this was going to happen. I had a bad feeling with it being fucking turbo jews Activision so I decided to wait. Glad I did. I'll just pick up a used copy.

Feels great man

Can't they be sued for lying?

>shitting on your food analogy

>playing for coins and skins
>dont just play for fun and dabbing on tropyniggers online
if I see someone with the 5% car I know that thats a total faggot

I've read that, and outside of the possibility of the journo getting the implication thered be 'no MTXs' wrong, everything is still free and thus not a lie.

Nobody is forcing me to pay you either, faggot. I'ma get my hax for the PC port...

Proof that any game with a HINT of furshit, will always be trash.

about £15 here

I swear this has to be astroturfers at this point.

If people ever believe Activision again promising no microtransactions after this they will only have themselves to blame.

only people that don't play online are really suffering from this.
So basically, if you're gonna be a jew, don't be mad at activision for trying to be one too

strawpoll.me/18162030/r
We warned you but you kept telling us "shitposters" to fuck off.

Oh shit, I thought I'd have to buy a turbo controller but looks like there's no need.

its a lie, there's because there is microtransactions
if you can buy it with real money then its microtransactions
overwatch lootboxes are microtransactions, and you can obtain them by playing the game

Then just drop out! I've literally only played my Saturn and Playstation 2 with the occasional 360 game for the last 3 years! It's not like games dont exist anymore, there are more good games now than you will ever have time for.

There's no way to cheese nitro now?

That's what I'm saying.
No microtransactions could've been the journalists conjecture and he's misworded what they meant about all characters/cosmetics/tracks being free

wait, is it top 5%? one in twenty? I thought it was one in two hundred. you know, 5 promilage.

Sounds like that ''champion'' kart has less meaning than platinum paint and digital N. Tropy…. or is it just me?

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At least you can play on the modern generation of consoles?

>"What do you make of this? Shake your head in the comments section below."

I enjoy how this article is written, and I think their ire is justified considering it's a kids kart game with cartoon animals.

I don't seem to have a triangle equivalent on my keyboard

I'm guessing if you miss any Grand Prix content they'll lump it all into a big pack and charge you for whatever you didn't have but at a higher price than usual packs.

So even if you missed like one character you'd pay more than you would during the Grand Prix so they can say you have "incentive" to grind the game or pay out when that shits available to justify the micro transactions.

well, that beats ''lol u no get it noaw''?
I'm betting that grand prix-es will rotate each year or half year, maybe even quarter.

Wouldn't mind if after the first 3 they rotate so people can get content they missed as well as giving people who got everything a break.

No bad but not ideal.

>but at a higher price than usual packs
Flag packs in the Nitro GP were at a 53% discount so yeah, that stuff will cost a ton more once it's out of rotation.

Oh no no no.

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How about a currency you can only buy during a Grand Prix? I think these magenta power Crystals will do, and you can use these to buy Grand Prix material you missed?

>Getting to 5% from now on will mean fighting against whales wallets
Nice, can't wait to grind all challenges just to be surpassed by people buying everything day1

The things I would do to that ass and thighs

surpassed in goods, sure, but whales / peopel that use micros are absolute dogshit at play. don't worry, you'll lap them. twice maybe.

Why the fuck is this allowed? I'm fucking mad. At this point why not just add a cheat code to give you infinite boosts so that noobs can get good times in time trials as well

So... Are we getting porn from this artist eventually or... is he taking commissions?

how about, the easy time relics got blemishes and rust spots on them, normal is normal, and hard got runic symbols engraved on them? carries over in the paints of course.

>the reverse Shadow of War

heh nothing personel gamers

Coco fell ill with social media illness in these 20 years, you are all disgusting you want to fuck a brain damaged girl.

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>tfw got a full refund for oxide edition for this
Literally happy right now.

Just bought Liz
going to spend some time alone with her

There is some smut out there, because Coco is the girlfriend of the artists OC.

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>not waiting until a wumpa price/earning skew

yeah you may've goofed yourself.

Can you post the one where she stand smug on her toes.

>most of the people who pay microtransactions will be shitters
>they'll go online thinking their hot shit because of their cosmetics
>will get fucking destroyed by people online because the skill ceiling is so high
>will rage quit
>mfw they spent real money and can never show off their cosmetics online because they suck ass

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and you sound legitimately retarded

It's a really smart design. The player isn't interested in cosmetics by default, but the game hands out ingame currency and limited cosmetics through general play. Doesn't take long until the player has multiple skins for the character they use the most, as well as enough coins to buy something from the Pit Stop. As soon as the player changes anything from the defaults, they are much more likely to keep customising and thus try to acquire more cosmetics. Combine this with online where everyone's using customised racers, and the contemporary ideology of individualism and the desire to stand out and be unique. Now, you might think "oh I'm not gonna fall for it" but that's because you're a cynical shitter who thinks microtransactions are the equivalent of selling your soul to Satan, the average person who buys this game isn't constantly monitoring themselves for psychological trickery. They will welcome the microtransactions because they don't know that their behavior was engineered through game design.

Don't give a fuck as long as they don't start adding new base characters or add stats to karts and wheels. And neither should you.

I enjoyed Steep although it had basically the same microtransaction system. If the game is good and I can earn ingame currency just by playing, then I don't really care that some spoiled kids can buy ingame currency.

Wow crashfags sure backed the wrong horse, seems like sonic wins this time even with it's shit roster

Neither won, dude. We can't keep pushing this.

>bad game with barely any characters and absolutely no dlc what so ever wins by default because it doesn't offer anything worth buying

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Yeah, that's fair I guess. Nobody really wins when none of the games are great.

>the only thing sonicfags can use as an argument as to why TSR is better is their shitty game doesn't have microtransactions
Honestly the fact that TSR is a full price game with almost little to no good content is a scam

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Honestly it's not hard to prove people who say it are just in it for the meme. Literally almost everyone was shitting on TSR for how bare bones it was back then, but as soon as CTR was announced, suddenly Crash and Sonic were arch enemies? Yeah, sure.
If Sonic won with anything though, it was Mania back in 2017, that stuff is good.

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Coco in this outfit is cute and sexy.

Baby version when?

CTR is still the best kart racer I've ever played. One measly microtransaction doesn't change how insanely fun this game is

TSR has been defeated you jackasses! grab a drink, lounge on the beach and kick back man, it's over for you!

Good core gameplay doesn't excuse everything surrounding it being shit, man

man flat coco is best

Thanks man

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I remember when orochi was a drawfag on Yea Forums until people started to hate him for his shitty attitude. Which reminds me that hes not even good at games, he got so upset over not being sans in undertale that he had to draw his fursona beating him on paper insted

what everything?
the microtransaction thing is a non issue, I've got a full time job and only play an hour or two after work and I've still bought almost every single item this grand prix as well as all the electron wheels and all skins for my most played characters, The microtransactions exists for normalfags that can't find any time to play on weekends, or for idiots that bought a kart racer and has no intention of playing it with other people

now personally, I've had the most fun I've ever had with a kart racer since the original CTR, I play regularly with a top tier guy who is slowly teaching me to master USF on all tracks, and I keep getting free content out the ass from these free GP's. How the fuck is any of this bad?

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Did this before I left for vacation. I'll be swimming in wumpa by the time I'm back

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Come to where the CHADS play, user.

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she looks like she's taking a poop

That is why real Crash Bandicoot fans(1,2, 3 and 5) are the only fans that matter and CTR niggers should be gassed.

>but as soon as CTR was announced, suddenly Crash and Sonic were arch enemies? Yeah, sure.
That’s because this board is filled with underaged mush brained shitposters. Literally when the Digimon Cyber Sleuth port got announced the shitposting between Pokémon, Digimon, and Yokai Watch increased for no reason other than to incessantly shitpost about “muh Sony”, “muh SwSh”, etc.
>If Sonic won with anything though, it was Mania back in 2017, that stuff is good.
Agreed.

>mfw that Ryan kart racer and Garfield kart will unironically sell better and have a larger and longer lasting player base than TSR

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Typical companies wait till the reviews are out then add this shit in

youtube.com/watch?v=FR-FCbruzSU
HOG GAMEPLAY!

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I hate how Coco is one of those characters with huge normie demand so 90% of the time they get drawn by massive over-sexualized cowtits

You fucking mouthbreathing pickle lickers don't understand fuck-all, or care to, how much you're being bent over with progress in the game you've already paid for having parts of it gated behind arbitrary time sinks to deny you a 100% save file unless you waste hundreds of hours of your time.

You are fucking cancer, and every apologist like you is cancer. This design philosophy is responsible for turning games you could 100% in 8 hours or less into 400 hour grindfests, and you have too little of a sense of agency to realize or care when you're being fucked.

we're getting at least 3 huge dlc packs for free, let the kids have their wumpa coins I literally do not care

NOOOOOO WHY ARE THEY ADDING A WAY TO AVOID GRINDING FOR COSMETICS WHEN I ASKED FOR ONE? NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE, THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO PAY FOR A SKIN OR KART PAINT THAT YOU COULD GET COMPLETELY FREE ANYWAYS IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PAY. I WON'T STAND FOR IT

GAMERS
RISE
UP

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>before
Hmmm it will take me about 3 days for getting this skin

>now
Hmmm it will take me about 3 days for getting this skin or I could pay 5 bucks to get said skin and more


Truly, how awful! Everybody should be forced to grinds for days like me!

>caring about coins to buy ugly cosmetics with
Zoomer problems.

this isn't fud it's a well known phenomenom that only a small percentage of players spend more than every other player combined

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Just let me buy the DLC then, god damn it. This is the reason I play so much /vr/, because you can master something in 20-40 hours and then flex on it with 4-8 hour 100% runs until you fill your save slots and make your gf's panties drop while she shits on Twitch streamers.

The only place I tolerate grind is in JRPGs where I can emulate them or use Cheat Engine's speedhack feature to toggle speed between 1x and 5-8x.

Fucking zoomer mobile game whaling apologist shits.

damn...

Way to ignore everything else about my post, dickhead. Grind has no place in a kart racer, you literal Skinner Box rat.

Bruh look at these dudes lmao

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>needs cheats to tolerate jrpg grinding
>calls others zoomers
Oh, the ironing.

>fully admits to being a shitter by using cheats
>calls other zoomers

The irony

Brainlets don't realize the womb coin amounts you get right now is designed for micro transactions in mind.

We would be getting more coins from races if they didn't plan for adding them.

Or there wouldn't even be this shitty system we have now.

>Speedups are cheating
>Pressing the circle button and waiting for labored animations, screen transitions, and victory screens to play out after taking 5 steps is virtuous

Imagine valuing your time this little and believing you need to soak in every last random encounter to fully experience a role-playing game.

Stop inhaling the fumes from your Switch cases for five seconds, I'd like to see if you can peer past your chemically lobotomized delerium long enough to realize how retarded you are.

This is good for the lifespan of the game, whales will continue to fund post-release development and I will continue to play the game and have fun, the "grind" isn't even that bad if you play online and all the items are cosmetic so this couldn't matter less.

You guys need to make peace with the idea of microtransactions funding games after release you do not have to buy it, if splatoon 2 had allowed you to buy coins we'd probably still be getting updates and splatfests.

Zoom zoom.

If these aren't people shitposting, then fuck sake the 20s are going to be absolute Hell for anything that isn't that once-in-a-blue-moon genuinely good Indie game, or Japanese shit made by octogenarians who still think the internet is something evil telecom providers want to upsell you on.

Imagine the smell.

>Japanese shit made by octogenarians who still think the internet is something evil telecom providers want to upsell you on
Nintendo?

Splatoon 2 had free content updates without a cash shop. They released a new DLC single-player campaign to help pay for it.

Stop supporting bullshit because you like the brand. Doing a game of this kind without recurring monetization is absolutely feasible.

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>Splatoon 2 had free content updates
You mean just reused assest from the first game?

Cute goblin.

So you're saying you'd rather have less free content and more large paid DLC packs like splatoon?

>Coco is a stupid thot
>Crash is a furry selfinsert
>literal disgusting furry babyfucker pandering
>microtransactions
I called it. I called it when the NSane trailer popped up.
You thought I was crazy? Well who's crazy how HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>I spent 150 hours instead of 80 on this game
>All of my Pokémon are organic and have been bred hundreds of times each to get good IV spreads, complementary natures, and good abilities
>The 3 second transition animation for random encounters in this Final Fantasy game, coupled with slow camera pans and 95% automated turn-based combat are necessary for enjoying the experience as I suss out the nature of a dungeon
>Walking across continents in Dragon Quest after buying more keys must take at least 10 minutes or I have been cheated
>Pressing "A" to use the default attacks for my party in SMT for every single encounter for marginal experience gains as I trek from Point A to Point B is something I need to dedicate a combined total of several hours to, otherwise it's cheating and I should have run, gimping my character by not shutting my brain off to mash. the. fucking. A. button.

So how do we actually stick it to companies? Whales make the "don't buy" strat pointless.

They're the stand-out, and I'm hesitant to name drop XSeeD, NIS, Hal, Creatures, Platinum, or others because I don't know that I wouldn't be glossing over something.

Konami, Capcom, Namco-Bandai, etc. are lost.

>people suck so bad that they need actual money to buy their stuff.

FUCKING GET GOOD!

I suppose for what its worth, later games made teambuilding a little more streamlined. Audinos in Gen V, Blissey Bases in Gen VI, and SOS Chanseys in Gen VII

>splatoon has no microtransactions
of course it doesn't it just has cosmetics that you can only get in the game by purchasing and scanning Nintendo's Amiibo figures. That's MUCH better

>just 5k coins each!

there has to be some sort of whale shaming or whale bullying that'll dissuade retards from hand over fist forking their money into skinner boxes

Enough of a buzz has to be made so that normalfags get on it. It's how the anti-lootbox train got rolling against Star Wars Battlefront II and has now got to the point they're starting to get banned entirely.

Go make a reddit post and botlike it to hell so media outlets thinks it amazing and they make articles like "Gamers are fighting back".

>All these people crying about MTX, meanwhile there was that user who has bought out the pit stop during the first GP, and had like 70k coins to spend
I bet he is having the laugh of his life

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Whales are fickle and don't get you future sales. As soon as something else to fuel their ego pops up they'll leave. So yes "don't buy" does work.

As much of a bitch move as it may sound? Shitting up social media and lording the threat of MTX regulation ober their heads by contacting senators and comgressmen.

It's fair game.

Yeah for 2 years and Splatoon 2 is a HUGE outlier and a Nintendo game to boot not to mention development has already wrapped. I'm not going to pretend that I don't wish Splat2 and Nintendo were the rule rather than the exception but most companies cannot justify sustained post release development without a steady revenue stream. CTR is the best case of this possible, no loot boxes, the grind isn't so bad that you cannot get the shit you want just by playing the game (which is supposed to be the fun part you'll recall), everything is cosmetic and best of all a steady rollout of content keeps a game that should have been dead in 2 weeks alive for the foreseeable future. This is not a bad thing, just don't buy any. Let the whales do it.

Reminder this fellas are also in too

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who cares? its all skin and you know what you pay for and you still get coins for playing online.they still cunts for lying.

This
I haven't even played that much, especially lately and I have cleared out most of the pit stop already by just using the daily and weekend bonus

I know its fake, but have no idea how they did it

Either "botting" or some sort of mental illness.

By using some sort of turbo controller since the beginning, which anyone can still do.

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Right now I'm dipping in and out of Gen 3 with PKHex after...
>Beating the games legit
>Completing my dexes legit, trading with mGBA
>Breeding every breedable Pokémon at least once, and to satisfy my autism, hatching them each in Cerulean Cave after running around the entrance with a Slugma in my party, with bred moves being passed on to the appropriate mons
At this point, I just max their IVs and get all their natures/Hidden Powers/abilities lined up.

Fuck spending literal thousands of hours so I can get a living dex that's less than ideal due to RNG. Investing the full time required for this would be an insult to friends and family. A game has no business demanding thousands of hours for RNG.

What the actual fuck? Crash wasn't a mutan when he was a baby... the only way this could happen is with a de-aging ray...

Haha.

googoo gaga! Ninten…. BABY! weeheeheheee ^.^

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Maybe going back to the prehistoric age de-aged them.

cont.
I also TID match Pokémon generation so I can modify my legendaries to be totally legal, since getting perfect IV spreads from caught mons isn't possible in Gen 3.

Again: Fuck autistic grinding.

>the only good thing about this event is
>Scientist Ripper Roo
>Nerd Fake Crash
>And back the future car

Man...they are running out of ideas.

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I feel bad for ctr fans who just wanted an honest remake

I knew it was too good to be true.

Best of luck on your ventures then. Gen III is probably the roughest when it comes to getting everything.

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Look at the fake Crash skin at the bottom. GUYS, YOU CAN SELF-INSERT NOW!

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>TFW pokemon will never be good again because Gamefreak's incompetence

Why do you think the grind was there in the first place, smooth brain?

maybe a re skin of a Character?

I actually agree. Hopefully the October GP will be straight fire with Brio Nina and Moe

Probably the same deal as Cortex and Tropy being de-aged at the end of Warped.

Thanks, m80.

I got a shiny female Charizard booting up FireRed and it just kinda went from there. I don't shiny hunt, but have no issue maxing trainer cards/stickers and getting every ribbon possible/obtaining mons from Pokémon Box.

It's fun to be able to see everything in these games I never owned the peripherals required to get.

It is, it comes with the one kart and single skin for each character that the original had out of the box. The in-game shop is all shit added on top.

>load materials for a model imported from NST
modding tools are being developed in real-time, user. the future is now but it won't come to a head until it's on PC

Keep up the good work lads. After last night where too many people were defending microtransactions the game and some of the fanbase deserves all the shit it gets for this. Doesn't matter how impactful or minimal microtransactions are their very nature is scummy especially as they've been making the game more and more grind focused since release going as far as nerfing rewards for some tracks. I hope that people start dropping the game now so this shit can get removed.

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Even though I skipped over it as a kid, the series honestly peaked with Gen 2. It's a shame they've been on autopilot since 3rd gen, and I honestly wish they'd just co-develop with another Nintendo second-party or the developers of the Colosseum games.

Truthfully it feels like they need a larger workforce and more ambitious direction. They're sitting on gold.

I think they should finally make a multiplat MMO with all regions, you know, what people begged for since forever. I'm not sure what to do about the combat. 4 moves in realtime combat would fix something that's no longer acceptable in Y2K19

Its going to be hard for me to justify completeing the Grand Prix 100% this time.

>No one's forcing you

That's the way gacha works though. They don't force you, they coerce you through grind and artificially limiting how much you can do without paying.

I finished it in less than 2 weeks...work hard.

I don't like the MMO part, but please God give me a speed chess multibattle mode with timers you can buffer your next moves to instead of this 6 on 6 tumor that's grown since Gen 3.

This, and maybe Pokémon specific challenges where you're tasked with completing a challenge in the fewest moves possible.

They have such a great platform, even with 4-move turn-based combat.

Best thing to hope for now is that whales buy them in large quantities so the game continues to be supported with new shit.

You're a braindead roach. You could have beaten the original CTR 14 times in those two weeks.

The original is still best because of this. It didn't need artificial bullshit to keep people playing it just presented a decent game and that's all it needed.

this kinda deserved to happen i mean what do you expect a large amount of people gave money to activision its like giving a coin to a jew they'll find a way to evil-do

>Activision are big fat liars
Shocking

Exactly. And these people are so conditioned they enjoy it.

For fuck sake mobile gaming was the biggest mistake of the millennium.

When the fuck did self responsibility stopped being a thing

False equivalence and strawman. There was no grind whatsoever in original CTR. The grind was introduced early in development so they could "shortcut" it later with MTX.

The grind is solely there to waste your time and thus incentivize whales to shortcut it, while you still get cucked out of timely progression.

can't you just cheat?

Microtransactions and the tactics to entice people to buy them should not be defended. Ever.

>Didn't buy this game when it came out because I was hoping for a PC port so I could play the game at 60 FPS
>by the time it comes out now, the game will have microtransactions and will likely be more grindy
God fucking damn it.

But then you'll be able to cheat with mods and hacks so you won't need to bother unlocking stuff at all.

Not even in single-player only games.

Mark my words: The next big push will be for online-only everything.

gamespot.com/articles/assassins-creed-odyssey-bans-creator-mode-xp-farmi/1100-6468396/

Doesn't that get you banned from online play?

True but when it's on PC it's a trainer away from having infintie coins and nitro.

We can already see the push for this with the discless Bone and Google's streaming console. It's all about having as much control over the player as possible.

>Crashfags laughed at me when I said Activision would pull the same shit they did with Black Ops 4 and introduce microtransactions a month or so into the release.
Whose laughing now retards?

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Read the article I posted. Ubisoft updated their ToS to allow for banning people who expedite XP gains in the presence of MTX.

ACO is purely single-player in every way.

This is what cuckoldry looks like.

Netherealm said the same shit about cheating koins into MKX, didn't stop me from doing that and I never got banned.

Cause fuck that gay shit it's still all trash

To be fair, you said a week, and secondly, that's not a viper, therefor lame

and neither should the people who encourage those practices

That's encouraging until their infrastructure and comfort enforcing this shit reaches past a certain point.

Tread carefully, user.

Alright Yea Forums, propose an alternative way to fund the next GPs and future content without MTX

>fund
Why.
I bought the game already.
Games are a service shouldnt be a thing.

if this was mario kart they would be paid DLC

It was obvious to anyone with half a brain, but there were retards on this board saying that it wasn't going to happen, even when a screenshot of the shop got leaked showing it had daily deals. Probably the same shills who are now defending it.

I'm not asking for cups all about grinding user and certainly not when the rewards are baby characters and stickers. I'd rather have no more new content than fund microtransactions, DLC would be better than that for fucks sake.

See you tomorrow

If you're not baiting, you need to take a good long look at yourself.

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See: Also: DLC, expansion(s), sequel(s), or get the fuck out.

Why would you need one? Once the crystal challenge ends, the menu automatically goes to coins and then "Retry". Just set it to press X (Enter) after every second.

Make CNK Story Mode

Actually, they still had Amiibo-dependent content, which counts as paid DLC.

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Do any of you guys have a record of the default prices of Pit Stop items compared to their Grand Prix discount prices? We may as well get a reference in order to compare the prices for the upcoming Grand Prix just in case the crossed-out prices are subtlety raised.

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Eyes are probably already on it, but I'm a PCfag who's holding out for the port. It's only a couple screenshots.

>>most of the people who pay microtransactions will be shitters
Does this mean that there's a chance the implementation of microtransactions will be self-defeating?

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Sadly i don't have a image of the set after the discount, but hopefully it helps

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Have you not been reading the threads since launch? There are plenty of cheesing options people know about such as the PS4 remote play exploits and going AFK with a turbo controller. Anybody can do what he did, it's just that most people either don't want to spend more money on another controller just for coins or wanted to not have their computers to prioritize a connection to the PS4 all day.

Sure wish I could find a lobby that would pick a well paying map
Fucking Twilight Tour has been the only decent paying map so far

>the series honestly peaked with Gen 2
Only nostalgiafags say this. There were plenty of more varied options, more reasonable and memorable challenges, and better QOL improvements in Gen 3/4/5.

Thanks.

I guess you could enter and exit lobbies until you see tiny arena or electron avenue picked.

it's actually a little ridiculous how much better paying those tracks are over short ones even if you get first on shit like crash cove its just not worth it

Challenges and Quality of Life improvements of course, but where were the next leaps that would come within orbit of what gen 2 accomplished and/or experimented with.

I'll wait.

>where were the next leaps that would come within orbit of what gen 2 accomplished and/or experimented with
For one, the gen immediately after had more new pokemon to offer and better starters.

you'll never stop me from loving typhlosion, man

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>More Pokemon
>"Better" starters

>Deflecting this hard
>Not addressing day/night cycles
>Pokegear let had an FM radio that would let you listen to music, fuck with Unown, know where Pokemon swarms were happening
>Pokemon breeding introduced
>Shinies introduced
>SPECIAL stat split into SpD and SpA
>Pokerus introduced
>Friendship introduced
>Baby Pokemon introduced
>Specialized Pokeballs introduced
>Dark and Steel types introduced
>Genders for Pokemon introduced

Versus
>Multibattles
>Diving and scaling waterfalls
>Berries
>Pokemon contests
>Hidden bases

HHHHHHMMMMMMMMM.

I honestly want the hog more than Baby T.

It did still unfortunately have one problem that wouldn't be addressed until Gen IV, the lack of a physical special split which ended up unintentionally hurting some pokemon move wise, but otherwise I do enjoy the old games still.

This. I've got too many games now anyway and I'll never have the time to play them over and over again if I'm always picking up the latest game. DMC5 was gonna be my last one but I grabbed Crash for old times sake and to beat kiddies online ruthlessly like I always wanted to do.

I don't know why this CTR thread is turning into a Pokemon thread but your challenge is easy to supplement:
>Gen 3 introduced varied maingame facilities and postgame facilities for players to practice competitive battling and try different battle formats
>Gen 3 introduced double battles, one of the most loved and interesting forms of gameplay
to this day
>Gen 3 introduced abilities to help EVERY pokemon
>Gen 4 implemented the physical/special split and important crossgen evolutions, both of which helped a lot of near-useless shitmons from Gen 2 to actually be decent
>Gen 5 implemented optional HMs and reusable TMs, the best QOL improvement since the "move pokemon/items" options for PC Boxes
And what said. There were better options for pokemon in Gen 1, 3, 4, and 5 than in Gen 2.

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>All of the content that matters is in base game
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry you'll have to grind to play baby Coco, you pedo.

>>Not addressing day/night cycles
>>Pokegear let had an FM radio that would let you listen to music, fuck with Unown, know where Pokemon swarms were happening
>>Pokemon breeding introduced
>>Shinies introduced
>>SPECIAL stat split into SpD and SpA
>>Pokerus introduced
>>Friendship introduced
>>Baby Pokemon introduced
>>Specialized Pokeballs introduce
But all of those were implemented better ion more recognizable and less clumsy manners in subsequent generations.

what the fuck happened?
are we sharing the thread with some Pokemon talk?

The new character on Smash took the entire board?

>and future updates for free
that wasn't a thing until like.. TF2? I remember buying Expansion packs and shit. The only free thing where patches. I remember some faggots charging for mod packs for Counter-Strike 1.X
CTR is still pretty impressive, you got not only CTR content, but also Crash Nitro Kart and extras in the base game.

I suppose it's not hard to see why everyone recommends HGSS for the Gen II experience. Gold and Silver were pretty good for their time, but do show signs of age, it may not ruin the games for me, they're still nice to return to just for old time sakes, but the remakes addressed a lot of things.

Where does this 'whale' thing come from? First time I heard it was the TF2 crash.

It's just a "bigger fish" mentality. Why bother catching lots of little fish when a single massive one will feed you for weeks.

I heard it started from videogame companies talking about their target demographic being people with deep pockets and a compulsion to waste it on their game's mtx/dlc/lootbox content.

>>More Pokemon
>>"Better" starters
>>Deflecting this hard
How is that a deflection? Gen 2 had a low amount of new pokemon to use and over-relied on Gen 1 (in both the show and the games). In addition, a lot of them were objectively weak even for casual playthroughs. This was further exacerbated by the general promotions. Gen 1 and 3 surrounded Gen 2 but they had better PR done for them than Gen 2. Gen 1 and Gen 3 pokemon got way more screentime and won more battles in the anime than Gen 2 pokemon. And it's on record that the Gen 2 anime was a slog that killed pokemania and thus Gamefreak said they felt the need to put more effort into Ruby/Sapphire in order to keep the franchise established.

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Seriously? I thought the idea of microtransactions was getting as much shit out there so everyone is bound to buy at least one skin they like.
That would answer the whole "Season pass" shit.

You are unfortunately right about most of the new pokemon having sub par stats, sorry Furret.
But atleast we still got a few keepers along the way like Ampharos and Ursaring.

It's an industry term that describes sad sacks who drop embarrassingly large sums of money (think several hundreds or thousands of dollars) on MTX in games.

Contrary to popular belief, the biggest moneymaker is convenience in microtransactions. It is a baked-in incentive for every game with microtransactions to tilt their pacing in favor of grinding to various degrees in order to better secure future income.

Somewhere in the area of 90% of players of F2P games don't spend a dime, and whales are both expected and relied upon in these models. A quick search on YouTube will yield videos of CEOs giving keynotes on this shit and effective monetization of mobile games.

MTX is a cancer more virulent than any other form of monetization in gaming.

>tfw someone had the balls to do a shitty crash wojak edit

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Isn't it all cosmetic anyway? I mean there's not even any difference between the characters within their own speed classes.

I'd rather this not be there though, fucking ActJewvision.

Along with not enough else.
Which I'm grateful for, but I'll still point back to my "leaps and bounds" argument. It took multiple subsequent generations to re-introduce things laid out in gen 2, but that wasn't breaking new ground. Many refinements were made, to be sure, but there's no sense of explosive and radical growth.

At least with that you get a nice looking physical object. I'm not saying it's the greatest thing ever but it's not an integral part of gameplay and most importantly it's not predatory in nature.

It's cosmetics, if you care about videogames and not dress up like you're trying to convey, you shouldn't give a fuck.
We got an insanely faithful remake, everything we wished for, and just because you wanna follow pol memes (I agree with those mind you) doesn't mean you shouldn't put critical thinking into your opinions, it's harmless microtransactions just in case you wanna speed up the cosmetic collection, it doesn't affect the game in any way, which is worth way more than 60 only with what we got with the base game.
So suck my dick underage retard.

Lurk moar. It was something that spread from online console/PC games, to mobile games, and then back to console/PC games 10-fold.
venturebeat.com/2014/02/26/only-0-15-of-mobile-gamers-account-for-50-percent-of-all-in-game-revenue-exclusive/
>“These people are very valuable users who are single-handedly making games profitable so that game companies can make a lot more games for those people who don’t pay anything. For example, only 0.15 percent of mobile gamers account for 50 percent of all in-game revenue”
In relation to consoles and PC gaming, the number is approximately 1%.
Yea Forums started addressing whales again when people were uncovering that there were actually weirdos out there paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for ships in Star Citizen, a game that's still not even fully released yet.

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>in addition to dabbing on banditrannies, tropyfags, speedcucks, etc. i can now dab on wumpa whales too
BASED activision

Well this is all news to me, especially the 90% part. Cool. And disgusting.

Here are the archived pledge costs of their kickstarter from 2011 which people are somehow giving more for.

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Bandicoot girls are literally not furry

>check grand prix championship ranking because why not
>somehow drop a rank while everything is locked
>check nitro rank
>somehow rose 12 ranks
What the fuck?

Conceiving children with Liz

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>>Let’s go whaling: Tricks for monetising mobile game players with free-to-play
youtube.com/watch?v=xNjI03CGkb4

And to address the cosmetic shit: It's a $60.00 game. I haven't purchased it YET because I'm holding out for a PC port, but fuck MTX and fuck you for being an apologist. DLC, expansion, or sequel. Easy as shit, but fewer sales.

Dicking up a game's balance, lying to your fanbase about not implementing MTX, and then pulling the tarp off of it to confirm the only reason you introduced grind to a once-6-hour video game was to condition players to pay for convenience is horse shit.

tl;dr: Suck HIS underage dick, retard.

>shelling out 10 to 20 thousand bucks for ships that any other random player could blow up at any moment
These people need to be put in a mental institution.

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BASED namefag

Fuck sake, I forgot I had that shit from a thread I made yesterday.

I understand this post is bait but, whoever made this image is one of the most deluded and autistic people in the world. I've had my 3DS in public before and not once did I get any funny looks because contrary to what the person who made this image thinks 99% of people don't give a fuck and the 1% who do are just as if not more of a manchild as the picture depicts. Now here's your (you), I hope your happy it cost Yea Forums becoming a shit hole to get it.

>actishill is resorting to using the age-old dirtbag "it's harmless" defense
The game is screwing over people who want to engage the game at a consistent rate with online players whenever they play offline or in single player modes. This is a classic case blatant incentive manipulation of costumers. "Harmless," my ass.

Absolutely no one but hardcore autists are gonna drop the game since it's actually really fucking fun

It's cute that you think Beenox is getting a cent from this.

This game has everything the original had and more. You could just ignore multiplayer and cosmetics and you'd have virtually the same experience as OG CTR

Waking up to her deep purple gaze every morning

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>You could just ignore multiplayer and cosmetics and you'd have virtually the same experience as OG CTR
You either stick with the remake and enjoy the janky physics and stackable usf or go back to the original and have an actual playable Sewer Speedway. Half of the Nitro Kart tracks are cooked as well because all those anti-grav pipe sections which were replaced with half-working half-pipes are just as bad as Sewer Speedway.

The literally only new thing you grind for is cosmetics, which the original game did not have. Unless you're mad you have to grind to unlock bosses and Tropy, which I will remind you the original game also did.

>Half of the Nitro Kart tracks are cooked as well because all those anti-grav pipe sections which were replaced with half-working half-pipes are just as bad as Sewer Speedway
I don't think you've actually played the game

They're not jannies

this crash image is an edit of an edit.

>Getting CTR tokens and relics is grinding

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Having playful pillow talk with Liz.

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Don't grind then and buy everything as you casually get the coins for them

I think this is better. Paid DLC would lock out half of the community from content, and this way literally everyone gets it for free. I have everything I want in the shop and I have no plans on spending a single dime on wumpa coins, just play thd fucking game on weekends

Her nose should still be bigger than that imo, after all she is an american

EVE is even worse.

I'm really just thinking of Hyper Spaceway and Deep Sea Driving in particular. Regardless, this game can't handle curves and anything beyond a certain angle will kill all your speed even if it shouldn't either by basic reasoning or by the fact the original let you do it.

I already gave them $40. Not my fault they can't budget.

In Sewer Speedway the issue is that there are invisible hitboxes halfway up the wall which you collide with. I haven't noticed a similar issue in Hyper Speedway

>TSR is a full price game

Last time I checked, it was only a dollar more than CTR.

You'll face that problem on any of those curved sections if you're going fast enough and try to power slide your way through them. You end up going too high and the slope suddenly is classified as a wall and even though the rear of your kart lightly touched it that means you lose all speed.

based and cunnypilled

This. Hog has the best theme song too.

is the champ kart out yet?

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Hahahhaha they fucking played every one

>No microtransactions here!
>month later
>We're gonna help you get wumpa coins faster by using real money

I bought the game as well.. Fuck sake.

Are you legitimately retarded?

They're probably weeding out cheaters somehow

>try using Balanced after using nothing but Speed for ages
Jesus. I want to use those characters but the handling just feels bad. Not even that it's uncompetitive, it's just unpleasant

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kinda glad I didn't buy the game now, I'm gonna wait until it hits bargain bin prices

I take that as a no

It was literally in Activision's agreement when you first start up the game that there may microtransactions in the future.

What is a cheater in this context, if somebody wants to waste time grinding the same event over and over that's on them, but it's not exactly abusing anything

>there are people already logging nitro for GP2 and time trial times for the new track
The fuck

All of the Nitro kart tracks have been made better by getting rid of the awful antigrav shit and USF mechanic is generally considered to be a straight upgrade from the original by anyone who isn't garbage at this game

Why are you even complaining about the extra content of this game? CNK tracks were not in the original CTR retard

It's not just shitty stats, Balanced characters actually have delayed steering and are harder to keep away from walls than everyone else

They're literally the hardest class in the game atm.

I got the game and got almost 200h of enjoyment out of it, not being able to dress up my car in pink to tell everybody I'm a tranny doesn't ruin the game for me.
I enjoy racing and lapping cosmeticfags dnfs like you, and since I'm not being economically gated out of ANY actual real content these microtransactions are absolutely fine, specially since they're there for the casuals that lose every single race and get currency at a slow rate.
I had everything unlocked before the first week.
Tl;Dr you're a tranny who doesn't like vydia, just cosmetics and drama, you're being a proper women in that regard I must admit

N. Tropy is behind this

Bring back the Summer Time bundle!
We want the egg!

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sauce

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>buying Activision games in the first place
This is what piracy is for. Fucking morons

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Man, I'm just tired of using Dingo and Tiny all the time. I want to use other characters but I still want to enjoy the gameplay. Really wish they'd let us pick engines separately

Possibly the people who used third party controllers to grind nitro while afk

Activisions site has a leaderboard on it. Betamax noticed it too

>I had everything unlocked before the first week
Everything costs like 100k in total

>have no micro transactions for a few months
>purposely make it a grind to get people to want micro transactions to speed up the process

>Really wish they'd let us pick engines separately
How does this fix Balanced

I don't give a fuck, I have Megumi so I'm happy. I have no reason to ever use anyone else. I'm sure I can passively earn enough to buy a new kart every now and then for her.

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That isn't cheating, it's possible to do that manually with zero skill required. They paid for their copy of the game and it's not affecting anyone else. I hate this policing when it comes to cosmetic shit. Way too much money in it for companies these days.

It doesn't, he's just the autist mad that he would have to learn how to be good with handling if he wanted to play ripper roo

Scale down the budget. The extreme increase in development budgets at the beginning of the 7th generation combined with investors/shareholders' expectations of constant growth have made these microtransactions spiral out of control. Unfortunately, that probably won't happen and the AAA industry has painted itself into a corner.

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I'm just wildly speculating, I really have no actual idea if they give a fuck about turbo controllers or no

>tfw just finished a 25,000 coin grind to afford everything in the GP

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kys

Inseminate.

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>Spending 200hr on a kart racer should be expected if you want to earn all of my sparkly cosmetics that require skill™, determination®, but mostly 200 GODDAMNED HOURS OF YOUR TIME FOR A SIX HOUR GAME.

The most ironic part of your post is that you alleged I was the mentally ill one.

>No micro when you buy the game and they release it a few months down the line

I’ll give it to Activision have gamers buy your shit let them Experience the shitty grind then spring Micro transactions later so they’ll have to buy it or waste their life’s farming space bucks

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Agreed

If somebody wants to use those classes, that's fine. Use whatever feels the best. I don't like how those classes feel so it makes me not want to use them. I don't mind not winning, but I don't want to use something that feels like I have to wrangle against it to go where I want. It's not any more enjoyable even if you're in first place

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And I was right, since you clearly can't read

yeah sure(no)

Then tell Beenox to fix it on their feeback page

>Blue fire speed is equal across all classes
I feel like that's bullshit because it feels a lot slower when I use other classes than Speed.

In the original it was equal. It's literally not in this game.

>Practising on Out of Time
>Keeping Blue fire is the hard part
>Starting to finally manage to USF the whole track
>Also start to crash into invisible walls
What the fuck? This has happened twice in a row now, what is with these shitty hitboxes? How am I supposed to practise holding USF if the game cheats you out of it?

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Didn't fucking think so. No reason to use other classes once you get used to Speed; the power gap is immense.

Pretty funny knowing most of the people who have a problem with this are the ones posting Smash DLC threads 5 times a day.

Filling Lizs womb with life

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as long as they don't nerf the regular payout then who cares

hope you guys are ready for more shill threads, every new awful GP even will see them renewed and kept going for months

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>coins only used for buying cosmetics
>stats only determined by racer
>all GP stuff can be unlocked by normal progress
What's the issue here?

This has literally already happened.

They will do it again for sure now, with microtransactions being added.

Absolute cutie

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>notice I'm miles ahead of everyone
>stop going fast
>start grabbing weapons and dropping crates everywhere
This is the best way to play if you're 30+ seconds ahead, just slowly drive down the track and watch the map as everyone keeps crashing into stuff

who buying all the new content day 1 here?

activison has been doing this since black ops 3. They wait 406 months for everyone to review the game and die down and then implement micro-transactions.

>all GP stuff can be unlocked by normal progress
You really think it will stay this way

Until there's reason to believe otherwise, then yes

>Until there's reason
did you miss the part at the beginning where the game says "Activision presents..."

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fpbp, if you didn't care about the shop and all that bullshit before nothing really changes now

If it doesn't, will the Smash fags be in here to sing Activision's praises?

Lmao you mad, faggot?
>REEEE NOOOO ITS NOT FAIR
life isn't fair, just pirate it or don't play at all if you really care so much

The zoomers are our primary targets. They need to buy skins or they will called "defaults" at schools.
The other ones are the non patience players. Those that want everything at once. No more of that old bullshit "replayability", and "secrets", and "cheat codes".
It's hard to make videogames. That's why some countries are paying us for doing that, and no one should mention "tax evasion"

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Yeah
>DUDE THIS IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY! Content being held behind a paywall is SICKENING
>s-smash charging half the price of the game for 5% of the content is good consumer business!

I KNEW IT

I KNEW THESE STUPID FUCKING THREAADS WERE JUST SHILLS!

>sewer speedway is only a good track if you take the shortcut
Either adapt and learn how to hit the jump in the remake or hang yourself retard.

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sneed

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Hello there ladies..

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Trexs should be eating meat not grass

T-rexs are just bigger chickens and chickens feed on seed.

sneeds

the intelligences are not far apart, funfact: a chicken can run faster than a T-rex. T-rex couldn't run due their retarded anatomy - topspeed is estimated between 17-40km/h. that doesnt bode well for the average...

Is this why Baby T will be a Turn character and not a Speed type?

agility isn't just running speed, but turning too. what do you think happens to your knee or tigh joints if you turn at max speed, sharply? Now what do you think if something anatomically retarded as a T-Rex does it? all-round I'm afraid.

Pura might need some glasses

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and the evolvo-ray too, Tinýs balls are turning a new shade of blue and he is getting REAL mean.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

Wumpa poopoo

>hit wall
>start going in reverse
>now you're turning in the wrong direction
>start turning the other way
>still pressing the gas pedal
>start moving forward but in the wrong direction
>hit wall again
This will never stop fucking me up. I mean yeah it's how reversing works but I don't have the presence of mind to start reversing instead

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just to add, be happy he isn't a Stegosaur. they had a topspeed of 7km/h

We saw what happened with Pura when that happened..

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Its time to let go, user. No shame in admitting defeat

tenfold the radiation and try again.

Amazon refunded my oxide edition because of that how fucking cool is that. Thanks bozos

Don't buy those worthless coins!
Keep farming just playing any mode or something!

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Shit, looks like my titty monster ex

>imagine getting this angry because you won't be able to buy new colors or costumes for your characters
I miss the times when people actually raged about important things like gameplay or game mechanics and physics.

I don't get worked about things that haven't happened no matter who is the publisher

time to switch over to garfield kart

We did, they didn't fix those either.

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>still missing one pair of GP wheels
>store just shows me worthless characters in the wheel slot

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literally killed the game ahahah can't make it up lads. Review bombs already out. Lost a whole point on meta wew lads wew

>buy western "game"
>act shocked when there's microtansactions
why do people still do this?

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People still complain about the Sewer Speedway ramp mechanic and the unbalanced stats of Balanced and Turn characters.

BASED NERMALCHAD

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DLC isn't microtransactions, but ok.

Also most of that shit was optional and didn't affect the game and you could still get most of it IN GAME like with Mario Odyssey.

But physical dlc is worse than mircotransactions.


Look how cool I am, pretending that 99% of people outside the internet give a shit about you do in your free time, I'm so mature and NOT insecure at all!

>waaah stop extending the life of the gam- I mean.. stop making us grind! waaaaaaah!

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>lazy wojack edit

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I don't care if you sit onto vases in your free time, but when you post your unadulterated CANCER online, you are a valid target for bullying. Toughens them up and makes them less autistic.

did they give out the champion cars yet

>spending actual effort on OC for this shitty board
lel

The OP looks like it was edited in MS paint.

You don't need DLC fighters to win a Smash match, but ok.

And people were shitting on the price of the fighter pack for months, but you'll twist the narrative to fit your agenda.

>I don't care
>How dare people like something I don't
Sure.
I mean, I'm still getting CTR since I like Crash (Didn't play the original CTR, though), I just hate mircotransactions.

user do you play your 3ds in public

This is a better Crash wojak

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>101% the game
>finally never have to deal with relic races again

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This is actually true. Activision does the same shit for COD, it’s obviously an intentional strategy.

This fucker has worse teeth than Nick Bate.

good luck getting through all the lawyers

because micro-transactions automatically ruined the game entirely and you're an idiot for thinking otherwise

>t-think of the paypigs who cant help but spend!

>go to a restaurant for a month
>service is slow but everything works as expected
>the waiter now gives customers the option to wait the exact same amount of time as before for the same food, or pay $10 to be served immediately
>HURR DURR HES TAKING A SHIT ON UR FOOD

Who?

U.

At least Crash got to spend some time in the limelight before dying again.

It's your duty as a gamer to find any person who supports any game with microtransactions and bully them so hard that the next time they pick up this game they have a panic attack. Mind fuck them so hard that it cripples them. Sorry it had to come to this..

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As if any of you losers have the assertive mental capacity to successfully harass someone without looking like an absolute dweeb

>Black kid
>Goes all sniff sniff when bullied
>Doesn't chimp out
>Doesn't mutilate these skanks

yeah this is staged.

stealing that gif for later

What does everyone think of the new items?? Im excited to see the lava wheels

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Are those supposed to be Tiny stickers on the bottom left?

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Pretty disappointing really, the baby chars we've seen look really ugly, and I don't care for baby Cortex. Baby T and baby N.Tropy might be cool though.

meh
is not my favorite content, but I don't mind it

hey, the caveman kart would be a perfect fit for my Original CTR adventure main, no?

Don't care much for the babies but I like the skins and karts. I hope we get some good paint jobs and the lava rock wheels look good.

>someone spent time making these images

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NEETdom is interesting to study, from a distance. I suggest to put on this gilly suit or they may spot you.

Nothing I really want. Paint jobs might be neat but the rest is whatever

Hopefully someone sues them for false advertisement, because it's so blatant. Heres an article that talks about how the devs say they arent doing microtransactions during the games lifespan
screenrant.com/crash-team-racing-microtransactions-gameplay-presentation-e3-2019/amp/

Where? Certainly not here. All I see is babies crying about muh microtransactions.

>sued over false advertisement

you're naive, I appreciate you wanting to do the right thing but... you ever heard of fallout 76? it did everything illegal, no repurcussions for Bugfe$ta.

>no repercussions
The explicit false advertising they were caught on they had to back off on, like the bags. They still did wrong by people but they absolutely are paying for it

Posts like this are why we have shitty wojak edits instead of OC

Except their reputation has even tanked with normies. Bethesda became a disappointment over 76

TSR never took off in the first place. Though considering sega tried something new and had no dlc plans and no micro transactions while Activision just took an old game but added microtransactions, i guess sega should have

Hitting the bump limit boys continue discussion here

Dont let shills quietly shove this under the rug

Reminding Yea Forums that Liz is best girl

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Literally nothing there excites me.

>They're literally the hardest class in the game atm
Be careful with that statement, I said this a couple of weeks ago and got called a shitter even though I can play Accel/Speed better than I can Balanced. You're still goddamn right though.

Same.