*drifts*

DEJA VU

>Have four pairs of joycons. Two of them from within six months of launch
>Play the SHIT out of my Switch for the past two years solid
>One of them has this weird thing where the black rail part has come a tiny bit loose, so you can push it toward the Switch and it "clicks", if that makes sense, but none of them drift

Am I a wizard

HELLOOOO POORFAGS

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HONMONO NO DORIFTO!

lmao just buy some new joycons nerd

litigators, the unsung heros of getting shit fixed.

>that dpad

MULTI JOY-CON DRIFTING

LISTEN TO HEARTBEAT

wait a minute that dpad...

I've been hesitant to buy one because it's so expensive and I dont know if they are known to drift.
How is it?

Other than dogshit dpad in games that rely on it and don't tweak it somehow with deadzone times, it's one of the better controllers, especially if the game supports gyro aiming.

>Nintendo manufactures shitty built in controllers
>forced to spend more money on controllers
It hurts

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>supporting Nintendo’s scam tactics because they refuse to provide you with a normal controller

>bought my switch on ebay off some stupod rich dad who bought his little shit son an xbox and switch
>switch is brand new, little shit never touched it
> dirt cheap with botw, oddessy and a pro controller

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*one of the triggers stop working*

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It's really great
Dpad is not that great like the Wii U pro for example but still you can fix it with literally a bit of tape covering the inner parts of the contacts
It's excellent for splatoon 2 or any gyro aiming supported game
I saw it went down in price recently here in Spain to 50€, idk if it was a regional Amazon discount only

Do you even know what a scam is?

What?! Multi Con Drifting??

How am I supposed to properly clean these things so this never occurs? I think certain clothes will get their fibers stuck and that drifted one for a bit then it suddenly went away.

For me it was always the x button. Since my xbox was basically a shooter/action game machine. All those reloads...

>implying I ever dock my Switch

This.

When the fuck is a good third party replacement going to come out for the joycons?

Never. Nintendo has a yearly kickback for companies prove they can make a replacement controller. And they also have a fund for Mossad to take care of anyone who doesn't want to be part of their compensation packages.

Hey, those joycons would be really good at street racing!

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>you need to dock your switch to use pro controller
Hori stand master race reporting.
Sitting on the couch, playing in bed, or a long flight? Pop this little bitch out along with your pro controller and play away

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Doesn't the switch get bricked if you use a third party dock?

>Hori stand
part of me wants to blame the poor positioning of the power port on idiocy, but the majority just looks at this crap and sees nintendos mercenary spirit out in force. they always have minor "engineering" issues that entice people to spend more money on licensed crap or upgrades.

Nintendo offering repairs for free even out of warranty. Go nuts

That's not a dock, it's a stand.
Also sauce on that claim?

Still need a table, not as comfy still. I can still see myself using it though is it good on amazon?

HELLOOOOOOO RETARDS

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Hori stand has an opening at the base that allows the power cable to be plugged in whilst you're using the dock.
I do >90% of my playtime on the dock. I find it a lot more comfortable to have the dock/switch on the living room table to play whilst the wife watches TV on the big screen. If I play in bed I use the dock too, I just place it on a closed-over laptop for stability.

Alright what's best controller to buy with it?