Why aren't you playing a video game right now?

I wish I could smell her butt

It's after midnight, I'm in bed.

I have to wake up my gf. Sometimes I get up a couple of hours before her just to get in some quality vidya time and lurking these forums. Oh lord how my Starcraft skills have dropped these past years. Getting older is nice, but sometimes I long back to the good old days of working double shifts half of the week and doing nothing but playing games and working out rest O the time.

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Your devious tricks won't work on me, Cumbrain.
Feeble carnal desires are but a mere joke to me.

I was about to sleep, now i must fap fuck you OP

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>gf

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give me a game to play

I don't know what to play. I want to play ffxiv but wondering if my pc can run it in raids and such.

Paper Mario TTYD

I am.

Thanks user

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Cause I'm in bed.

1. Bloodstained
2. New Dawn
3. Enslaved
4. New Dawn
5. Revolution
6. Sleeping Dogs
7. Sniper Elite 3
8. Hand of Fate 2
9. Dark Souls
0. Lego Avengers
00/000. Dishonored

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everyone ITT gets laid tomorrow

check this 3

Too busy fappin

Playing Octopath at this very moment.

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Because I already tried, got really fucking mad, and decided to stop. Now every time I try to play games, I just lose interest.

Hoping this rights itself once I get some sleep.

god I wish that was me

>6
Everybody getting laid twice tomorrow.

Me too. Shit I got a raise, now I get 30 per hour.

I wish I was motivated to do things.

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Faggot

I'm taking a break. I even did some jumping jacks to keep the blood circulating like any healthy gamer should.

lucky fuck living on the ground floor

Waiting for melatonin to kick in

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built for bwc

Burnt out on video games despite it being the only mildly fun thing I do nowadays since I'm an unemployable NEET

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why haven't you killed yourself yet?

IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER.

Because suicide is for pussies

can someone PLEASE put a RED QUEEN OF HEARTS TATTOO onto this picture of this anime girl i need to see BLEACHED on her top as well and I NEED TO SEE BWC ONLY SIGILS ENGRAVED ON HER SKIN I NEED THIS NOW OP DO IT OP DO IT OP YOU FAGGOT PUT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS ON THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW AHHH FUCK AHH FUCK DO IT AHH FUCK DO IT AHH FUCK DO IT FAGGOT YOU FAG YOU FUCKING HOMO

Nice tits.

If i told you boys that i looked like this, would you... you know...

Me
>haven't been able to fall asleep before 4 am for weeks
>uni classes at 8 every day
>still staying caught up in school for some reason

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says the unemployable neet lmao

please be a boy as well

ask you why you're lying on the internet?

>tranny
retch

Play video games with you? Sure. What do you want to play?

Remind you to dilate?

Incredibly based.

im too busy seducing anons

Same boat, I feel nothing but when I make any attempts at my own life my fear shoots through the rough. Guess I'm just too much of a pussy. I wouldn't mind dying but my body just won't let me.

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based
godspeed to you, beautiful slut.

Lmao

I'm sorry you're a bitter and angry person, I hope that one day you grow out of this and learn to be optimistic like I am despite my circumstances

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>user will never seduce you
I'm lonely and vulnerable. It would be really easy.

get a job you fucking leech

The only thing keeping me alive is the knowledge that my cat will miss me when I die.

How are you seducing me if you are the one that want to suck my dick?

Call me what you will but atleast I'm trying to get a job instead of getting irrationally angry online for no reason

Dial8

s'pretty easy
I am a boy though so sorry to disappoint
imgur.com/a/we8YRxR

Lol, cats eat their owners after they die. To a cat, you're just a food vendor in life and death. Dogs will never eat their owner's dead body because they actually love them as something more than a source of food.

thanks mr skeltal

>I'm a boy

The fuck? You're supposed to look like the OP picture.

nipples too small wouldnt bang

bleugh

Don't cut your penis off please bro I'd fuck you

Faggot

No I absolutely would never become a girl
I dont take any bullshit medication or HRT shit either
completely content being a boy

b-but I am butt-sempai

Because I'm taking a shit.

Based fag.

why are all anime enthusiast erpers or cringy normalfags, what happened to the cool guys from 10 years ago that only shared some hentai because it was cool and played videogames without acting like a sissy, maybe they turned into wizards or went to gensokyo

That's pretty based. So what goes through your mind when you see a dick? Do you just want to suck them or what?

Iunno is the guy attractive? Am I turned on? Theres pre-requisites, man.

Congrats, you're a real trap.

:3

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But I dont like dressing like a girl or pretending to be one.
Though my face is girly and I am teased a lot at work.

I recognize this fat ass!

Because i'm backing up my exhentai logs. I'm sacrificing some stuff here and there, but the hitomi downloader is helping out a lot, and i'm on page 10 of 67. Wish me luck, bros.

Just put on a skirt user no one will know.

DESU though he's write. You are behaving like a 9 year old and I'd rather if you killed yourself instead of him.

I'm too busy killing mudslimes, which is part of my job in the IDF

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>is the guy attractive

Does it matter?

>Am I turned on?

I dunno, are you? That was basically the question. Shouldn't dicks turn you on inherently?

I gave up on that shit because I haven't been reading my porn since I was in high school. Still images don't do shit for me let alone drawings.

because i'm at my last day of work

Because I'm afraid.

I may take slutty pictures for fun, but i'm not some boring easy catch. I'm still a virgin for this reason

learn to type before you decide to reply to me again you fucking faglord

i was playing DFO just until now, gotta get some coffe and try "let it die"

This post just made me really. If there are more fags that means less competition for me. Wtf I love homos now

But I am, depending on your definition of game.

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Based. I am too. Don't lower yourself to societies level unless you want to.

how does one get their asshole so hairless

WGHGAHGHG VIDEO GAME MOMMIES AWGHGHAGH KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHH

That's confusing to me. I'm just asking because I can get a boner from thinking about sucking tits anytime. I thought you'd be like me.

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Gonna jack off to this ass

Why are you still alive. You got multiple people here not wanting you user. No one here wants you.

make me faggot

Get back to work, wagie.

im jealous
how did it get that fat user??
do you do any workouts or are you just fat in general??

thats a nice ass but why do traps pull their junk back like that

Why are all the gay anons on Yea Forums bottoms?

you're gonna make it bruh

because they need to be lined up and shot

I just finished playing some billy hatcher. It's not really that good, don't see what the appeal is. Debating between playing either cubivore, or some ROTK11, since 12 and 13 are garbage.

because they need to be lined up and spanked

How's a top supposed to show off the fact theyre a top, all they can do is post a cock pick and probably have too much self-respect to go out and do that in threads, unlike sissyfag cumsluts who want to get 3 cocks into their ass at once.

Because I want someone to validate me and sexual validation from horny men is the only real value I can see myself having.

Hell yeah

>man hands
big yikes