How do you respond without sounding mad?

Thanx u2

gg

it's not

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

Literally just an "lol" or "lmao" would work.

?

end if you're gay

No u

Why would you respond at all? This is how all those "money stolen" threads happen, I fucking swear you're all retarded.

K

>I was playing with a touchpad

uwu

U MOM

gg hard

>uuuhhhh you too

like your mom

Your mum was easy

Respond back with "gg ez".

sexually harass them in whispers

I uninstall the game

Just don’t reply. No matter what you say they have the high ground cuz they actually won.

Solution is to just git gud faggot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>Not responding
>LOL YOU TOO MAD TO RESPOND

>Any response
>LOL YEP YOU MAD ALRIGHT

you literally can't win

What if they say "Your next line is 'I was only pretending to be retarded'!" first?

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>beat the guy next time
>?

>Thanks that was a lot of fun!

You leave before it.

Ggezpzlmnsqzy

Unironically sexually harass them with uwu owo x3 :3 and all that junk
if they block you then you won

as easy as how I squeezed your dads balls last night

>GG
this always breaks them since the point was to make you mad but when u respond with GG they always try to double down but it comes out spergy and cringe since they didnt expect it

bg

Ok

>reported
Have fun wasting your money!

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