Game tutorial tries to be funny

>Game tutorial tries to be funny

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>game tutorial actually IS funny

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>Game isn't cute OR funny

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>tutorial won't even tell you which button to press

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>game tutorial is more than 5 seconds long
dropped. just tell me the controls and then fuck off

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>Tutorial is spread through out a long drawn out Prologue Chapter

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>near the end of the game
>still getting tutorials

>tutorial is shown as a character that drops shitty one-liners and keeps showing a condescending attitude in between telling you controls

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>game has no tutorial
>comes with a 50 page long manual instead

>game
>play

>read the fine manual and know how to play
>start game
>explains everything anyway

What is Disgaea?

>game introduces new mechanic in the final chapter of the game

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what's this?

>tutorial calls you a casual shitter for watching youtube guides

>Game is just tutorial for sequel

memelands.

>mandatory tutorials

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"It's true! Blondes do have more fun!"
"I-I'm ok! The, spikes broke my fall..."
"Throw me over there, trust me! We're pals right?"
"Here's one gift you can return..."
Fuck you, they were great.

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>you had this mechanic all along

>beat game
>start NG+
>unskippable tutorial
>there's a battle you're supposed to lose in the tutorial
>takes forever because you're way overpowered and the enemy is immortal so you can't win either

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>Game complains about too many tutorials in games
>Proceeds to give dumb tutorials as well

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>Game introduces new mechanic and completely different gameplay at the final boss
What a let down Mundus was in DMC1

>game tutorial persists until the end of the game

Why does she wear the hat?

>mash all the buttons
>game resets

Game redoes all the main characters animations with his arm in a cast near his chest.. just for the short tutorial at the start.

5Head brilliant

I hate it when games throw a new gimmick at you for a fight and it either has shit controls or hardly used after the fight

Like pic related, you only use this gimmick mode for ONE FIGHT and then a watered down version (you can't move) for part of the final battle

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>"Would you like to see the tutorial for [game mechanic]?"
>[X] No
>"Haha, you're so funny. So, about [game mechanic]..."

>30 hours into the game
>still haven't left the tutorial

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bonus points for how it then spends its time explaining weird moves that are hard to figure out on your own rather than "MOVE ANALOG STICK TO MOVE"

for protection

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what game?

Never happened, a hidden mechanic only revealed at the end? No way.

>game tries to be absolutely hilarious

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I don't recall Bloodstained doing that.

>tfw got killed during the final battle because of it
I was doing a level 1 no food/items run on my first playthrough and there was seemingly no way to avoid damage at first, needed some practice but practicing meant going through lot of scenes/combat every time.

Normal game kinda solves that by making you so overpowered nothing matters though.

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>Actually is

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>Protag is already experienced by the time you take control of them
>They give tutorials to NPCs instead of the other way around

I can't believe it's actually possible, the animations are so long and realistic.
Didn't think Tabata was like IGA and said every boss designer should be able to defeat his boss without taking a hit using a knife.

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>MC already level 100 when you start the game and being the experienced reference for everyone
>play another game in the series
>lets you make your own character
>MC from the previous games keeps calling you a newbie, tries to kill you at the start of the game, and also makes fun of you

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the one in Bad Company 1 was actually funny screw you

>game doesn't have tutorial
>tutorial is part of level design

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it's actually possible, but you need to be patient for that one move you can punish

you can still take a few hits though, it's not THAT unforgivable even at level 1 nofood/noconsumables (which is kinda silly really), but you still need to survive a while to deal enough damage

>gets old 3 hours in when unique voicelines dry up and you realize it's just far cry 3, one of the shittest games ever made, with neon.

there were multiple moves by the boss during that crappy segment?

I couldn't see shit so I went with the Old Reliable (Hold O) until I got to the QTE. Thank fuck I killed the turtle so I had 9999 HP

Not that, but Travis Strikes Again, or basically any game where it breaks the 4th wall does this shit.

Celeste. Lookup the wallbounce.

>game gives a tutorial for a feature near the start of the game
>see largely no reason to use it
>several days/week of playing later like 3/4 into the game, forget that feature even existed
>it's now needed to get past 1 section
>stay stuck there for ages until finally check youtube

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unironically me how the fuck do I play super nep

back to twitch nigger

Wiki says you use them on C, so I take it there's still some game before the ending?

Game tutorial tries to get you to commit suicide by pressing X to “use” a hanging noose

>tutorial is presented by some retarded character whose name is a play on the word ''tutorial'' or ''manual''

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Man, I'm starting to see so many pouty Aqua pictures.

Looks like her influence is spreading around this world as well.

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>you can kill the tutorial npc to skip the tutorial

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>tutorial has hidden challenges that are ball-bustingly hard

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>tutorial level has a unique weapon in it
>if you miss it you never a get another chance to get it
>ng+ doesn't let you do the tutorial again

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try playing let it die, Japs absolutely suck at pacing new players into their games

just stand there and let him kill you then, you stupid fucking anime sloot

Never talk to my game developer exhibitionist wife like that ever again.

Based. I respect devs that respect my intelligence.

>unwinnable fights can be won and you get rewarded for it
Thanks Symphonia!

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haha, that was a really funny line user, on high iq people will get it, also I like how they had to tell me to try out different buttons to figure out what does what, I would never have figured to do that on my own

Why can't I find this furry comic with loli ghosts and incest

>game tutorial forces you to follow all of its steps before playing the rest of the game.as well as locking the controls until you do each step in order

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>tutorial is longer than the actual game

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FFXIII?

>Game has no tutorial
>You have to print off a fictional technical guide as your tutorial

I was pissed at Kirby Super Star for pulling this

>unwinnable fight can be won
>you get a Game Over

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>all progress made during tutorial is reset after its completion

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>final boss has a tutorial blurb in the middle of the fight

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What game?

based Exapunks and Shenzen I/O

get on DMC5 level
credit sequence is a tutorial for the new punch mechanic

>anime girl reactions
is this the anime fag autism containment thread

But you're expected to play DMC games over and over so that one is understandable

>nuh-uh doesn't count

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Say that to my face not in Void see what happens

Look at this fag.

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>anime fag autism containment
That would be Yea Forums

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>game tutorial is Hitler and he shoots himself at the end

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>game's tutorial is 50% of the game

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>animefaggot tries to be funny
kys

>Touhou
>Anime
???

>anime
hello newfag

no u

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Tutorial character "Press button"
Your character "what mean"
Tutorial character "ah never mind"

Based Garfieldposter. Why do modern games insist on having long tutorials?

Bonus DROPPED points for
>Tutorial is unskippable
>Tutorial is integrated as a mandatory part of the game
Can it just be an option in the fucking main menu in case I actually happen to need it?

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Literally metal gear 3. First time trying to play a metal gear game and it told me to press the action button, turns out that is fucking Y.

M&L: Dream Team