Ed Edd n Eddy MMO

The game is still in closed beta but sometimes devs give away keys in these threads just gotta get lucky

Not my fault that you enjoy playing the shitty characters

How do you dye your wood as plank again? Im running around everywhere but I cant find any NPCs. Got an extremely rare gold dye drop and I dont want to lose it to some fucking spamming Johnnyfag.
nice trips rolfag

your just mad that Naz won't ever fuck you

Why is Jimmy so shitty? Did the devs put him in as a joke?

RIP, was interested in playing, but if it's closed then gg

i main kevin

>god rolf, mad ed, cockroach eddy
holy fuck this is outdated

Which is the worst zone and why is it the construction site?

Trading pre-patch bugged plank for 3 italian jawbreakers, anyone interested?

Red, Redd n Reddit

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>rock in shoe double D is still broken
pvp is unplayable until they gut this build

I wanna play this game so badd

He's just a beginner's trap. Easy to learn but hard to do anything valuable with.

>gets shit on by ed, eddy, fucking Johnny
>only good thing is his speed
el oh el

>ignoring the week that Captain Melonhead accidentally got a 200% damage buff
Anyway, pure Johnny is supposed to be shit, and if you can't find a good plankbro to tag team with you should be playing someone else

am I the only other mariefag out here or is it all fucking kevins with canadian squirt guns

go back.

Me and my bois are waiting to gank nerds in Cardboard City. Come if you want to lose your jawbreakers.

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its never gonna get patched
fuck off with your whining about the only game that actually encourages erp for a character class
her scam stat's so slow how the fuck else is she gonna get loot?

1A4634-BF3T5-63LO2

enjoy

>Gets bodied by a basic bitch Jimmy
>Suddenly the game is Reddit
With been playing this gem for close to ten years now. Only KOTH Online comes second.

My server is just Double Doctor D fags spamming ice hose after the cubic shape velocity buff
Seriously fuck that latest patch

Be my waifu
>t. Edd main
>Edtropolis still relevant
See ya at peach creek high buddy

>he actually visits cardboard shitty
>he doesnt clip out of bounds with the trash can
sad life you must have

HOLY FUCK, BASED DEV

>letting more cancerous newfags in
FIX THE DAMN EDDY GLITCH YOU FUCK

Wow one week of accidental OP. Gotta wonder why it took them so long to realize their mistake?
Also, why the FUCK is plank a playable character? Johnny and Plank are nearly useless without each other, plank should be act as a pet. Plank can't even communicate without a Johnny around.
What the fuck were they thinking?

fuck off with this shitty forced meme.

>scammed my way into over 50 bucks
>go to some fag's club, buy his gear
>he leaves as soon as my coins disappear
>lose all my money, got no equipment
>report his ass 50 times
>get banned for spamming
FUCKINGSHITRETARD DEVS AND PROGRAMMERS

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Would you prefer we spam soijaks and buzzwords?

Cope, you ain't getting inside anytime soon

only the real chads play Plank with the Pink Cherrywood skin. someone dropped it on accident in a trade and I ran over and picked it up and then logged out before he could kill me. still feel bad to this day

>Be Lee
>Max out seduction skill
>All these fucking faggots whispering me to ERP

Fucking stop

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>when you learn the truth
damn

Plank+Johnny duo is for best buds only. The current meta cannot handle a plank+johnny duo so maybe you should find a friend to actually get good

kevin mains are based

>Play stupid games
>Win stupid prizes
>???

Fun and Balanced Tier:
>Chowder Online (post-Nerfs? More like, this game was made by serfs patch)
>King of the Hill Online
>Endsville Online
>Springfield Online
>Mystery Inc Online
>Tom and Jerry Online
>Retroville Online (Post-Hugh Nerfs and Sheen player migration)
>American Dad Online (Post-Roger Nerfs)
>Totally Spies: The Agency
>Flapjack: Pirates of the WESSSST
>Regular MMO
>Chalkzonline
>Invader Zim: Battle Planets +expansions
>Metalocalypse: Brutal of the Bands (Final Expansion Never Ever)
>Rugrats Rumble Arena (Vanilla)
Fun but Unbalanced Tier:
>Bikini Bottom Online
>Planet Express Online
>Chowder Online (Vanilla)
>Ed Edd n Eddy Online
>Megas BR
>Aku Online
>Coast 2 Coast Online +expansions
>American Dad Online (Vanilla, AKA the never-ending Ricky Spanish Meta)
>Retroville Online (Vanillia)
>Age of Aqua Teen 2
>Seabase Alpha (Post-2.0.21 Patch)
>The Wacky Races 2
>Ghost-Zone Online
>KND Online (Galactic Expansion Never Ever)
>CN City Online
>KotH Online Kai
>Renegade Angels Intertube Connection Activities
>Saul of the MMOleMen
>Candies and Zambies Simulator
>LoOO (Land of Ooo Online)
>Courage: Shadows of Nowhere
>Weirdmageddon Battle Royal
>Fairy-World Online
Fun but obviously Trendwhoring Teir:
>Labratory Battle Royale
>SuperJail BR
Bad but Balanced Tier:
>Teen Titans Global Offensive
>Seabase Alpha (Vanilla)
>Any of the other Hanna Barbara Online games (Mystery Inc Online clones not counted.)
>Creeknight BR
Bad and Unbalanced Tier:
>Quahog Battle Royale (Family Guy Online 2)
>Squidbillies Online
>Rugrats Rumble Arena (post-Dill, Paris, and Thornberry expansion)
>Becky Sucrose's Battlegrounds
>Drawn Together Online
>Online Home for Imaginary Friends
Meme Game Tier:
>Barnyard Online
>Coolsville Online
You’re only playing for the waifus Tier:
>Boltgirls (don’t deny it)
Anything I'm forgetting?

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So there's a gmod server and there's where the screenshots come from right? i know someone says the dev put keys but where would you even put them anyway? im asking cuz i know this is a meme but it seems it kinda transcended and became real?

Hey baby I love tire iron weekly too

>devs, ban-tonucci will nenever add this into the game
PAIN AND HURT

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Nah it's fine. Ever wonder why you always see people bitching one way or another with the J2X2 combo?

>Play Plank.
>Hide in plain sight by leaning up against a wall or fence.
>Sometimes get Johnny to toss you someplace weird.
>Give shoutouts to the Johnny I'm playing and proc my buffs without anyone noticing where I am.
>Other player thinks they're playing against some sorta weird super powerful Johnny build
>laughing_melonhead.jpg

This is is why they're seperate and it's too damn fun to reduce Plank to a pet.

>choder #1
jealous ex-eene:o player confirmed

Anyone know if they're doing the boomerang event again for April Fools next year? I missed it and I really wanna mess around with the tough guy Jimmy build.

if you can't find it then you're not looking hard enough

I miss the glory days, Yea Forumsros.

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foofnscoops.wixsite.com/cnvideogame/edpalooza

Has any event matched the fucking terror and kino of the Monster Ed raid boss update?
>Just going about your fucking day
>Preparing for the supposed raid that came with the expansion
>Suddenly this giant fucking thing just comes out of nowhere, steals half your raid party, and fucks off to who knows where
>No guides yet
>No info
>Just a free-roaming raid-boss that can just fucking show up randomly and drag you to a dungeon
>Min-maxed Rolf Builds can't hurt it
>Edd players can't see its stats
>Min-maxed Kevin Builds can't outrun it
Shit was terrifying before people figured out how to beat it.

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>those old models
>that old ui

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>playing (((western))) mmos

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Those fucking Eds that rolled need on the bio book pissed me off so hard
>b-b-b-ut I need the passive for pebble-in-shoe Ed
Still not an int build faggot.

i swear to god if the cardboard wasnt a stationary object
im working on an exploit to clip into it with the can. if it can work against the fence, im sure i can do it against one of the towers. good luck keeping me out of the "secret club"

let ME THE FUCK IN THOUGH SHIT IS IT THAT HARD

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>He unironically plays Konosuba Online

I bet you main Aqua too faggot

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>Waking up in the basement
>Having to slowly chip away at the chunky puffs just to escape
Why did they make it take so long? I just wanted to play the fucking game not get scooped up by some unavoidable bullshit

Fucking hell did I hate getting goo'd too a wall back then, thank god for the Johnny Captain Melonhead buffs, took down that OP bastard in 40 minutes with a nearly max build but died 6 times trying to save our (slutty) nazz healer

Come on man, the boomerang builds are unlocked permanently if you play at least each class once during the April Fools event.

I like how it's a whole new tree that pretty much discourages dipping into other skill trees. The initial investment in the first part of the tree pretty completely changes the class and is so goddamn expensive you're forced to continue into the Boomerang build. Little flexibility but you can pull some wacky ass shit.

Free-living Edd is fun as fuck as you actually get massive buffs from taking off equipment and renders you almost entirely immune to Kanker seduction attacks. Not very offensive based but you pretty much turn into a evasion tank.

Alright, dorks.

>What year did you first join EEnEO?
>How many hours have you played?
>What's the most memorable moment you've had in a lobby?

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You can glitch the chunky puff goo with a swing/duck/swing/kick combo much faster than spamming K and J on your keyboard, you can also clip through it as Sarah using the scream blast

>What year did you first join EEnEO?
2008
>How many hours have you played?
500+
>What's the most memorable moment you've had in a lobby?
Nazzposting during the 2018 VR Chat purge of newfag autists.

-2019
-about 50 hours so far
-beating an Eddy's Brother spawn in Mondo A Go-Go with randos

based plankchad

>Be Eddy player
>Come across Kevin player looking to buy jawbreaker gauntlet from my stand
>"Oh goody a sucker"
>Has higher SCM stat, no way I can lose
>Kevin player ends up cheating system by pressing the accept button before handing me the money

God fucking dammit when is Toonatic going to fix this piece of shit exploit?

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>dorks
fuck off kevinigger
2006
over 2000
>killing an entire lobby after I scammed some fag's girl out of her money and having his whiteknights come after me, failing to finish me off

It was a glorious, my name is SSJ3GodEd, you can add me if you like but I only sell and trade shit, no more pvp

>half of the thread was claiming it happened to them while the other half was calling it all bullshit
Wish I could go back and experience it for the first time again.

how do I get this game?

>What year did you first join EEnEO?
2016
>How many hours have you played?
~200
>What's the most memorable moment you've had in a lobby?
A guy who built 88 fingers eddward was playing slide guitar through the mic throughout the whole raid
Dude still pulled top DPS.

HOW DO I GET IN DORKS

Lurk more
>420

looking for rare skins and outfits, im near the artificial lake, wearing the Summer Eddy outfit from last years summer event. dont bother walking up to me unless we have a deal, i have business to do.

username: jibjanon21
reply to me with offers

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Lurked enough just a plain answer is all i wish

That shit crashed my computer, it was painful to even go on the same server.

>pebble in shoe ed can now PK in safe zones
what the fuck

>What year did you first join EEnEO?
2009
>How many hours have you played?
352, I thought I played longer.
>What's the most memorable moment you've had in a lobby?
Getting caught by a overpowered Marie player when maining Double D. She dragged me to the trailer park and wouldn't let me go until I erotic roleplayed with her. It was in the middle of the night so no one was coming. I actually really enjoyed it and later friended her in game. 3 years later I'm dating her in real life. Shockingly she's just as trailer trashy as the real Marie.

>doing the romance storyline with Marie as Double D they added on april fool's
>expected comedy storyline
>ends up being one the strongest romance storylines I've ever seen in any game

the fuck, man i never thought I'd enjoy a romance subplot this much

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>people hate TF2's unusual hats
>people love unusual jawbreakers

Why?

If you have to ask that question you dont deserve an answer

2015
1200 hours
>At final boss of Cul-De-Sakia
>Have perfect trio of Eds all geared in Chimp Wurld, Fad Freaky, and School Dance gear sets respectively
>Buff party with Chunky Puffs and "Choo Choo Mania!"
>Open final boss chamber
>It's Rolf
>Rolf uses Yeshmiyek song to stun and buffs himself with Bucket Full of Eels
>Eddy uses El Mondo Stink Bomb to stun
>It works
>Double D shoots him with Toy From Canada water Gatling gun
>Rolf at half health already, psyched as fuck
>"VICTOR WE HAVE POACHERS!"
>Oh shit wtf
>Instantly wiped by Victor's goat charge
>Sent back to last save point at Ed's house
AAAAAAAAAAAA

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give download link

hope you enjoy Naz's Summer Jacket, appreciate you giving me some extra jawbreakers for it.

Google it yourself, we're not spoonfeeding you.

>She
Yeah Okay.

that shit was cringe now that I think about but damn did I like it then
>be ed main
>meet nazz girl
>we talk and make jokes
>we hit it off
>ask her where she lives
>sad
>say if she'd be my long distance GF
>we skype and all that gay shit
>meet her 2 years later
>we fuck and spend the day together
>cry when I have to go back home
>haven't seen her online since 2014
I miss her everyday

>game's been out for years
>there's STILL people who haven't gotten in
they drop keys on these threads literally every time

also
>tfw still no good stats Canadian squirt gun drop
it's been months and I STILL have Crankshaft #2. wtf

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can't find the game

That encounter was hard as fuck until you realize all you have to do is knock Rolf into the meat grinder, turning him into a wiener.

>2015
>choo choo mania
Damn, I had forgotten about that, why'd they remove it?

you can skip his poacher speech by pausing and unpausing right before he says "victor". it seems to break the sequence and you dont get any extra knockback from victors charge, just the standard knockback, because you skipped the animation where victor demonstrates his move, so its bugged every time he does the move. the fight is still hard as fuck, but that should help a bit.

>doing Eddy's House raid on nightmare mode
>Eddy eats the fucking sun
>screen goes black and party is wiped out within seconds
this is bullshit

stop meming and actually make this game

It's more than outdated. Eddy's brother was changed from playable character to raid boss very long time ago.

Also doing advanced scams without Double D as support is just pain in ass. Not to mention double d is a must have support for any raids especially infamous raid to Eddy's brother's house.

Also mad ED is now SS tier after discovering "Pebble in shoe" build.

And Eddy is now a A tier after some Eddy main used door slam what dealt fuckton of damage at Eddy's Brother house raid.

>kevin above rolf

wtf?

shoulda used the zappity zap zap buff, the glow lights up the whole room, also blows up the house if you overcharge

WHAT DO I DO TO GET THE ALT SKIN VICTOR
WHAT DO I DO TO GET THE ALT SKIN VICTOR
WHAT DO I DO TO GET THE ALT SKIN VICTOR

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FUCK the cursed phone quest. When are the devs finally gonna remove it?

You guys still can't beat son of a Shepard chads.

I have it here, , what do you have to trade in return?

Yep like right now. Get em while you can. BTW we're gonna be experimenting with increased drop rates for jawbreakers next patch. If it causes too many problems we'll quickly roll it back.

AO3XVA-5FTE5-3DJBJ
AFNNBE-CIVVR-WS96T
DEJ6TX-5J95K-TZ3WQ
C4XTE1-YFVFM-XK3JR
57MCCN-OFQPW-RTK6B
Y6SP9A-AQ90D-LK4UF
W6JLVI-SRBZK-59Q3R
QWTX35-C6BK6-L1J0F
IRNS7P-4ZZVK-P6BJS
FA24OR-MNNJP-XAXZE
T3KLQD-CJL3Q-NUP2T
MNDRA9-VEK18-KVFYE
ZRQW1Z-75MD3-VMLLM
ULRQF9-5CCAT-D5TSF
6JBYNA-ZPEGK-D5OWP

Feed him 5 jawbreakers, 200 grass, and 1 fishball, prepare to spend some major cash

>t. RoFLboi227

took 57MCCN-OFQPW-RTK6B
im sorry. i needed this account for smurfing

>doing the Dexter's Labatory crossover event raid
>fucking Naz players keep interrupting Dexter's ultimate which prevents him dropping his unique jawbreaker

FUCKING STOP

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>cheating

Took one, thanks.

Annnnd here come more newfags, PLEASE LET US SCAM LEVEL 1-10s AGAIN

>poopsocking a minigame

76I74-D3FIQ-H66(four)9

18A9M-KPM(eight)N-K68N5

814(six)Q-1B8Q9-FJK47

8N(five)K8-RBOTA-6RQ9O

LG3B6-ERH14-L7M(three)4

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>Doing crossovers
or just buy the items from another player

Recommend me some good Kevin builds, I feel like griefing some dorks

>Annnnd here come more newfags, PLEASE LET US SCAM LEVEL 1-10s AGAIN
Why do you think we're increasing drop rates for jawbreakers. ;^)

I know it's not Marie related but I'm honestly upset that they decided to scrap the Nazz x Double D thing by the last movie, they had really nice chemistry in the last few seasons but instead of them getting together they decided she should just stay with Kevin which was bullshit.

PS when is Nazz getting a buff she needs one.

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>Like 10 years ago.
>Few years
>My most memorable moment was when I was in first ever group who completed Eddy's Brother's house raid on Kanker mode.

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>200 grass
yeah no fuck that, I'd rather risk get scammed

rare fork, Chinese Jawbraker, fourth of july Plank skin but I'd need something else for plank skin

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If you can't figure it out yourself, you ain't gonna make it, dork.

>2016
>About 70
>Falling through the floor at the edge of a road and watch the world above me cease extistence as the render distance fades

where do i find the game?

I wish this game was real

I'm only in for the jawbreaker grind

Former Kevin here, I'm selling all my weapons and armors, also have 500+ jawbreakers

My name is uguslasdagaym, I have 2 shops in the cul-de-sac and in front of kevin's house, come buy, fuck this game and it's unbalanced bs

>kevin leaves his bike unattended
>just run up and take it, drive away
>see them running after me, slowly fading into the render fog
every fucking time

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just get the client off the main site and punch in the cd-key, christ.

that niche scam build, but it's not as robust as Eddy's. great for surprising gankers that don't see it coming

I activated multiple on difference accounts

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can't find the main site

>when the music starts playing when the NPCs join in the fight

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I used to think it was dumb that they would post keys but no valid links to the game.
Now I realize it's a casual filter.

>literal nigger

Imagine if they released on EGS

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Took one and holy shit why is the music for this game surprisingly gloomy?

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So I picked up one of these in the Lane because I wasn't paying attention, and now I can't unequip it from my inventory. I'm an Eddy main, if that helps.
>inb4 check the wiki
I did, the article is gone

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"Tons of jawbreakers in garage" build is great for that.

If you have to ask, you won't get in. It's like motherless, except no one's going to spoonfeed you and ruin it for everyone else.

>fourth of july skin
unless you dont know or something, the servers crashed on the fourth of july remember? not a single skin exists in person, just in the games files, never got distributed. its like finding a nintendo world championships cart at a garage sale. youre joking...right?

How do I get the Marie NPC's unique jawbreaker? I got her trust to level 10 but she isn't giving it like the others.

Why are there so many? Turd wurlders?

You gotta trick someone into taking it off you OR try hiding it somewhere someone will never find it, just be careful not to glitch the shovel and break the game

Yeah, that shit was epic. But seeing Eddy main finishing final boss with Door slam was glorious.

Theres always at least one of these posts in these threads.
Pretty sure it's bugged bro, you can't get rid of it.

>playing with a ps4 controller
just play a braindead jimmy build and idle in the cul-de-sac like the casual you are

:^) /whisper me, nanasboy97

I think that the game doesn't even exist

Probably a glitcher or a dev, most devs use the lab coat skin on double D, which you CANNOT obtain, period.

literally just look harder, we've been doing this for years now

>he doesn't know about the cursed phone side quest
Get ready for the worst quest in the game.
Protip: Don't answer it.

Anything that enhances his motorcycle stats is a good build. It's kind of hard to mess up as a Kevin player since he's a tank. Just don't waste all your stat points on INT and SCM

What tier are "Cramp twins tournament"

You gotta be a kevin, double d or you can try scamming her, if you can handle the moral pain of breaking her heart

>why is the music for this game surprisingly gloomy?
You don't know even know half of what you're getting yourself into. Do yourself a favor and stay away from the Construction Site and The Landfill. Construction Site has so many goddamn obstacles you'll be trapped there for literal days trying to get out and Landfill is just all the worst parts of the Swamp from Demon's Souls and Blight Town from Dark Souls with nonstop ganking.

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Hey I'm used to this controller give me a break.

Wait, what the fuck is this? Is this for real?

Did they buff Hog buffers yet?

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it's not real

Music gets more upbeat the more money/jawbreakers you get, it's pretty cool. It also changes up to me more upbeat for certain bosses and raids.

The jawbreaker gacha machine theme is really catchy too, I get tempted to spend more than I should there.

>circle button
Jesus how do you even play this game on a controller?

Is the invasion raid still the best for endgame gear?

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ATTENTION ALL KEVIN, JOHNNY AND ROLFFAGS, PEACHCREEK HIGH IS GLITCHED AND IS GIVING DUPED ITEMS FOR JOHNNY, KEVIN AND ROLF ONLY, HEAD ON DOWN AND BRING YOUR BEST GEAR

>currently have $500, 100 slovak jawbreakers, and kidney-stone keychains
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Best DLC coming through

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Is there anything more comfy than abusing Johnny's Plank barricades? If you bring some spraypaint (it respawns every 15 mins in Eddy's bedroom) you can disguise them as random parts of the environment, then just pop out on unsuspecting passersby.

except when some faggot Eddy brings homing termites to instantly annihilate something that takes 5 minutes to construct, really nice fucking balance CN

>Annnnd here come more newfags
thats why you never let them know this is a real thing

This. Definitely do not go looking for it. We don't need any more newfags.

When will the fucking Plank nerf happen?
I am literally waiting for the day this character is nerfed.

Wait until you hear the music in the Sewers

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> 2 years and still waiting
>got 1 gold jawbreaker, 1 magnifying glass and the dr. Double D armor set
best event

this isnt something im going to be able to find on regular google right?

you're also a newfag since you haven't downloaded ed edd n eddy online

eddy's brother is too easy now ever since the door slam trick was discovered what was once the hardest raid in the game is a pushover compared to even baby shit like the kanker tower he deserves some kinda buff

kill yourself

Yes, unless you are playing any of the usual top Eddy or Double D builds, then you should be grinding the Intellectual Discoveries quests.

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>flash embed
I ain't clicking that shit nigger

>implying I haven't had an account since 2006

They already said he was getting a re-work, not a nerf but from what I read it sounds like he's is gonna be made into an equipment piece instead of a playable character

>I CAN'T WIN REGULARLY SO I HAVE TO GLITCH HE'S 2 EZ NOW

>> 2 years and still waiting
No escape.

Any idea why they paywalled the brothers grunt unique jawbreaker? I know it has no effects but why?

How do I do perfect parries as Ed? The timing is so weird with his animation set.

>Cruising through the construction site to pic up some new mats.
>See a bajillion lines in local chat of multiple Planks activating abilities
>Think it must be some serious PVP fight going down.
>Notice too late that I'm surrounded by a whole squad of Planks that were camouflaged just by standing near construction site backgrounds.
>MFW

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>Yokozuna Jimmy can literally glitch through walls at the Kevin's Pool Party instance
He may be a meme pick, but holy fuck finishing that dungeon in less than three minutes is totally getting hotfixed.
>Use Sushi Roll as soon as you load in
>Cancel it just before you hit the pool side
>Enemies aggro Jimmy, knockback pushes him through the wall
>Use Big Appetite when all party members are close to the wall
>You pull them through the wall
>Clear that pack, move along as if you're on the way to the last boss
>Last boss spawns, counts as completing the dungeon when you beat him
Make use of this to farm that rare drop. You know the one. At least until it's fixed.

the door slam tactic was literally a deliberate tactic included by the devs you mongoloid

ed edd n eddy is a non profitable game, they're stealing your money you dumbfuck

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Someone is pulling boko gumballs

I'll give you ONE hint: gmod

Did I say "subscription"? You still need an account with an email, like every other free MMO in the history of the world.

>Ed wank: the DLC
no thanks, i hope they scrapped it

permanent player Kankers when?
from what I've read on some of the archives, one of the servers (low pop) was up for long enough to get enough of the questline done to get the plank skin. now if it was the daredevil Eddy skin, I'd say he's a glitcher

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>grinding this shit for literal years with no luck
>finally some kind eddy sold me them for a mere 20 quarters
Fucking finally, jesus christ. Being a Jimmy main is suffering.

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Buff his speed to 7, use his spatula, and use a swing, them swing cancel into a guard, it's hard st first but practice makes perfect, also don't buy the golden ed-saber, it gets outclassed by edd's gift weapon
>add me and I can trade you one, mightymorphinthuderzord213

>we are aware of a bug in the Eddy's Brother raid and are currently working to fix it

max bike/speed stat
just zoom in and out of their range with minor harassment. Won't actually kill them but you will make their game hell
If you're a scum bag just steal their drops

don't tell him. just laugh at him

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>worth 2 quarters max
>got 20
goddamn

>got scammed with fake golden pants
Hahaha, holy shit, how can you have played for years and still not heard of that scam?

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>last mention of it 5 years ago
they lied and you know it

>finally get a legendary unusual chili flavored jawbreaker from the jawbreaker machine at the candy store
>get a million trade requests right away from people trying to shark me

FUCK OFF I'M PUTTING THIS IN MY COLLECTION

I feel the same user, I heard they’re updating buffs for some of the lower-tier players in the coming weeks, but I’m happy just exploring the Cul-De-Sac and construction looking for quarters. It’s peak comfyness.
t. Nazz main

LOL THAT WAS ME THAT SOLD YOU THOSE TOO HAHAHSHAHAH FAGGOT, GO TO SARAH AND CRY YOU LITERAL HOMO

Give you a grande spicy golden jawbreaker for it, please I just need that and the rare armemian hot sauce jawbreakes to get the Taco Stand gear/quest PLEASE

based and edpilled

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Oh shit, are those the people Plank knows? I don’t know how you manage to make it out of there.

>fight final boss rolf without taking damage, AND without damaging Victor to unlock the title theme instrumental whenever you walk into Ed's house
>literally only visit the Ed's house at the beginning of the game, and when you want to activate the kanker sisters easter egg outfits
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR AN OBJECTIVE
AT LEAST GIVE ME A MAXED OUT WEAPON OR SOMETHING
FUCK

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wait no, whisper nanasboy97

>servor error: unknown has occured
OH WHAT THE FUCK

>Armenian Hot Sauce Jawbreaker
user, if only you said that earlier. I just gave that to some other guy earlier in general chat. Ripped him off for it, but if it was an user, I would've given it to you for a fair price.

server getting DDOS'd by salty Drake & Josh Online fags

Just got lagged out boys, anyone else?

>Caring about chili jawbreaker
I have a more rare jawbreaker that tastes like chicken.

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MEGHAN

>He doesn't know the true secret lore

Hint: They're all dead.

>The first to die was Rolf, a son of a Shepard who lived with his family at their farm. Not only was he the first to die, he was the first to live in the land that would be later known as the cul-de-sac. In 1903, Rolf was trampled to death by his bull who broke out of its cage. He took his farm animals even after death and still takes care of them and his farming duties on a daily basis.

>Right after Rolfs death Johnny and his family moved into the farm that Rolf's family used to own. In an attempt to compensate for the lack of friends and abundance of free time he had, Johnny created Plank, who would stay with him for the rest of his life. After years of fighting tuberculosis Johnny died in 1922 and took his friend Plank with him in the afterlife.

>Eddy was born in New York but moved to the neighborhood in 1932 as it had begun to start forming from many families moving into the land. Because it was during the Great Depression, Eddy became a schemer in order to get away from the sad truth that he was living in. However, in 1939, it inevitably brought him to his death when he drowned in a river while trying to run away from a group of children that were trying to get revenge on Eddy after falling for his trickery.

>Sarah and Ed were born in the late 40's when the cul-de-sac started to take form from the popular preplanned developments in the post war era. While growing up in WW2, they had different ways of escaping the brutal reality of a working mother who was never home and a dead GI. Sarah become controlling in order to let everyone know that she was the one who was in charge. On the other hand, Ed shut out from the world and got involved in comics and movies. Their death was caused by a car accident while driving to their grandparents house.

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It's actually not bad once you change all the input keys.

GODDAMN I ALMOST KILLED THIS FAGGY ROLF MAIN AND THE SERVER SHITS ITSELF, WHYYYYYYYYYY GODDAMN CHINK CHINESE SERVER

It's just the weekly maintenance you newfags, nothing's happening

>mfw some newfag tried to report me for scamming
Man, it is so on flavor for this game that you can't be punished for tricking people out of their shit. I'm so happy the devs of this game fucking understand the source material.

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either another DDOS or too many eddys scamming in the cul de sac at the same time again. either way, fuck it I needed to go to sleep anyway, idling in front of eddy's house and shitposting here too much

I don't care if that jawbreaker is a meme roll, I love it. I actually have three of it, for better or for worse, but gag items are the best.

Twitter is saying the peach creek high bug is duping shit and they offline the whole game to fix it, see you tomorrow

conspiracyfags get out

>A flower child, Nazz was born in the 60's during the hippie era. Growing up as a beautiful girl, she always flirted with the boys and lived carelessly. However, in the summer of 1979, a serial killer escaped from an asylum and broke into Nazz's house. Her whole family was murdered after Nazz was raped and killed. In the afterlife Nazz chose to completely forget about her family which is why she does anything she wants because she has no parental figure.

>Edd was born under two controlling parents who even after his death, greatly influenced his life. He followed their footsteps intellectually but became rather shy and timid. In 1986, a gas leak occurred while Edd was experimenting and caused an explosion which blew him and his house altogether.

>Kevin was born on the day of Edd's death from a drunken and abusive father. In order to relieve his stress caused by his father, he bullied other children. In 1999 Kevin tried to stand against his father, but was beaten and died while getting transported to the hospital. In Kevin's afterlife, Kevin altered his dad's personality to be a loving and caring one. However, Kevin still retains his bullying tendencies.

>Jimmy was the last to join the kids when he died from leukemia in 2000. Before his death, Jimmy lived in Kevin's old house under his over protective parents, who never let him out to play with the kids. As his days passed by, Jimmy stayed in his small bedroom fighting with his illness.

>The Kanker sisters, however, are daughters of the devil sent from hell to torture the lost souls. This is very possible because they have an ability to show up anywhere in an instant, and are able to overpower the children. Their attraction to the Eds may be because that they have the weakest wills out of all the children in the neighborhood.

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but...im still in...the game...

WHATS HAPPENING
I CAN INTERACT WITH THE ENVIRONMENT

Join the NA server, it’s never full around this time. Also, free bulk box of Chunky Puffs near the second tractor in the construction site, hurry.

Maximum feels

>conspiracyfag shilling his fake lore yet again
how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

You'll get booted soon. Go camp out for Golden Plank while you wait for the end, and hope you get him to spawn.

Is this the hardest boss in the game?
>requires you to sacrifice one member in your party to bring it out
>100% heat resist required

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I always like the comfy late night hours anyway. Only a few people on, if that.

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>forced meme
Someone wasn't around for KTHO

You can call it a conspiracy all you want, the proof is all in game. Just because you are too stupid to connect the dots and literally need a linear story in an MMO to tell you what is going on doesn't make it less true. Fuck, the end of The Factory raid practically screams it out at you.

I don’t play this game and didn’t even know it was an actual game until today, does this happen a lot? Like, the entire fucking plot of the show revolved around scamming, and from what I can tell from the screenshots, there’s a scam meter below your health bar, how stupid do you have to be to report someone for that?

post a webm of you pking another player and ill believe this is real

>level 71
>no equipment
why?

Why the fuck cant this be real. Unironically sounds like an amazing social based mmo.

Hey motherfuckers I know you all love hints and leaks about future patches/expansions but how do you feel about going back to school.

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>Just because you are too stupid to connect the dots
seeing connections that aren't there is a symptom of dementia user

I bet you're the same kind of fag who needs alternate weapon crutches in TF2 as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=XJuudqtWLdE

It usually only happens when some idiot who hasn't watched the show manages to snag a key, pretty much everybody who plays is in on it, which is what makes it so fun. You have to try real fucking hard to scam somebody who knows he is about to get scammed.

isn't it actually being worked on? or was it all just GMOD all along? If a dedicated team works on this game that would be awesome

I'll never forget the Invasion Update. For one event, everyone teamed up together to fight the aliens. It was madness seeing Kevin and Eddy mains working together for that sweet new cosmetic loot. There's no point in doing them now, though, is there?

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If you mean PCH and it glitching/duping shit I like it, hey wait, weren't you doxed and had your name dropped....Justin something?

this meme was funny before some retard who didn't get the joke actually made some shitty shitware "game"

It's pretty much a part of the core gameplay and how you get rare items, only literal brainlets would actually report but I've never had it happen to me

Lolno, I'm a level 82 and never leave without my future double d gear, faggots always pick on me because my atk is low but my turrets and squirt gun cannon fuck up retards who spam melee trying to oneshot

this
I have more fun shitposting in these threads than actually playing the game anymore. Maybe I just need to take a break

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>finish johnny and plank's unique co-op questline
>this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=hK99vZerSdc

Closest I've ever come to crying at a video game, and a fucking mmo no less.

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Kevin should be at rank A. Fucking dork!

>been around since beta
>found Yea Forums around ,2012
>people were making threads about it
>eventually notice there were people trolling lurkers into thinking the game isn't real
>now it's all so meta I can't figure out who's pretending and who's serious
I gave out my five keys the first time they did the multispec update, but I have 2 keys left from the jawbreaker expansion... expansion

DTKG2-4GGHJ-UTCP5

Fuck it, this thread got to me. I'm reinstalling. Does anyone know if old keys still work if you haven't been online in a while?

Hey dorks, Nazzcreampie here, I'm gonna rape every sarah and nazz player in the cul-de-sac you have been warned

>Rolf's tractor is a Ford 1903 Jubilee
>You can always loot antibiotics from Johnny's house
>The medal rack in Ed's house has nothing but WW2 medals
>The grass at the very edge of Edd's house has a unique slightly singed texture

Literally, willfully ignorant at this point.

...

The double d grass thing is a glitch though

Reporting your name. Again. Because I know who you are and you're a fucking faggot for the shit you did in that raid. Should have known you'd post here

FUCK THIS GUY MASS REPORT HIM

>I-It's a g-glitch...

Uh huh. One that's never been fixed and is exclusive to Double D's house.

They said it's a result of the grass clipping into the cement but wouldn't fix it since it harms nothing, you can even mow it/feed it to Victor and still appears

>that Kevin main who's an actual whale and haorded tons of jawbreakers
>handed them out one day to newbies
>except me

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>tfw you know they're gonna add a new character for muh diversity even though we have Rolf and Johnny

the open beta is soon guys!

youtube.com/watch?v=mX87kAgIoQk

I can literally guarantee that you are an eddy main, fuck off and stop whining when people don't give you free shit, you don't even need it.

>May is faster than Marie
What? Marie is speed/str, May is stam/str, and Lee is str/int

>there will come a day where the servers shut down and the last EEnEO lobby is taken offline
I really hope this game never dies, but after the original devs left, it's probably going to happen sooner than we think

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I finally fucking found the Golden Plank Skin IT RANDOMLY DROPPED AND MY GAME IS FREEZING NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT DO I DO????????

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12 year old me cried, 16 year old me cried
23 year old me smiled

>sword
that's a glitch, sorry bro

>favorite cartoon has an mmo
>closed beta

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That's not Golden Plank. Golden Plank is literally called "Golden Plank".

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user YOU NEED TO RUN
NOW

Post yfw Chimp World was announced

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here user :)

mxvvc-ngh3b-wbbxr-gmyq2-9qbp6

here is a dlc code

KANGP-LI3G4-E7QFR this is a free steam yakuza 0 key, have fun!

Literally no one is excited about this.

Claimed it, fuck that other dork.

Those feels are far too powerful

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Played this shit in the beta. Literally built to ream everyone’s assholes but Kevin mains are immune to all of the hazards. Too bad all of them bailed on us when we were stuck.

Chimp world was so bonkers when that first rolled out.
All Ed players were suddenly invisible, everyone else would just glitch through stuff and suddenly die, all jawbreakers turned into bananas.

Worst events, best loot, they knew what they're doing, black ed players got real mad about this when it appeared too

>its actually a real code
holy shit
Thanks bro, I've been wanting to get into this series for a long time

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>xbox controller
deserved it

I'm starting to feel old... this is hilarious though

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Any nazz players want to erp? Discord is the same as the eene 18+ link

imagine even ironically still playing this game

chimp world was fucking retarded, it was the definition of all style, no substance combined with the most infuriating mechanics possible
what the fuck were they thinking?

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ok I got one of the keys from earlier in the thread and I can't get past the tutorial on how to play as Plank. What do I do to get to Johnny and why don't half the abilities do anything? Are they only usable when Johnny is close? [/Spoiler]

Yea Forums can be cool sometimes, damn.

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Worst expansion. Now this, this was an expansion for the ages.

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Yeah, the loot was the only good part of that update. I still use the chimp cosmetic on my Ed

I have others sitting in another humble bundle somewhere. It was codes for rpgs like neptunia

btw the other code is windows 10 pro lmao, unused

>Edzilla skin re-release tomorrow
About fucking time, holy shit. I missed it last time, but I won't miss it this time.

Twitter says the glitch is fixed and US servers are back...french servers still fucked

HOW DO THEY FIX THE PEACH CREEK GLITCH SO FAST BUT STILL HAVE THE HORRENDOUS SLOWDOWN AND 0 DAMAGE GLITCH

Newfag here, what exactly is the scam bar for?
I haven't got any abilities or items that use it yet.

Claimed the Windows 10 pro code. Will be nice to finally be able to edit group policy. Thanks user.

What's the best Eddy build for the Edtropolis raid?

I don't understand why people hated this one so much. It had more variety than any other expansion and added a lot (albeit imbalanced) stuff to the game.

>No mention of the dupe involving Swimsuit Naz' passive ability
Excellent.

The higher it is the better chance you have to get rrare lot, jawbreakers and cash, you fill it by scamming, quests and pvp, most people just do the quarterback scam because it's fast and fills the meter pretty well

no problemo :)

I just got my 14 core xeon gaming pc built and I had an extra

I like to throw out keys for anons

im deciding if I want to throw out my extra magix editor keys or not lol

>3/4's of S tier is all Ed subclasses and variants
Why are the devs such massive fucking Edfags?
Ever since the Season 5 patch, the game has been going downhill. Shitty devs wouldn't know balance if it hit em in the fucking head.

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Agreed. The whole "abandoned city" trope has been done forever but not to that scale. And it wasn't even a normal post apocalyptic city either, it was just so unique I can't even really think of a style to call it. Cardboardpunk? The cardboard silhouettes were the perfect cherry on top too, drove the whole thing straight to uncanny valley.

Thanks bro, i'll keep on my leveling then

i guess i am a retard cause i cant fucking find this shit for the life of me

I really liked the Tattoo system they added.

>be me
>in the Wastelands between the Culdesac and Eddy's Brother's House, movin a haul of junk n a few jawbreakers to the Neo Trailer Park
>me an the gang boppin in the Armored Ed Ed-xpansion
>cruisin in our 4 man wheeled cavalry tank
>stop for basic maintenance and guild check in
>few hours goes by
>captain spots gang of marauding Maries with some enslaved Kevin in the distance
>tells the boys to load HEJ (high explosive jawbreaker)
>give em one from our cat-apult
>peices of Marie chunks all over the map
>kevins body ragdolled into a ditch
>his bike's on fire
>hit the road a few minutes later cause Captain said so
>find out their Kev was strapped with phony jawbreakers and baking soda for a suicide run

I dont know why they do it. I didnt get a pm but then again only captain was shit talking em afterwards

>literal retard strength, can throw a fucking house, survivw a steamroller and can eat a whole TV
hmmmm

FUCKING FINALLY GOT MY FUCKING DROP!

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>eddy-pine
>double damage but slowly kils eddy's

>mfw the Eddy's brother raid requires you to have an Ed in your party with at least 8 INT to unhinge the door, otherwise the fight turns into a 30 minutes long fight MINIMUM
literally no one would invest in that stat as that character, not even if making a troll build, wtf were they thinking?

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I GOT HIM, 8 Ball Ed outfit!

I though this was unobtainable!

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>not running an 8 INT build Ed to make your own Buttered Toast

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not only that, but you need a Kevin in your party to distract Eddy's brother while he unhinges it. No wonder it's such a rare feat.

Honestly I'd rather have the skill be used for SOMETHING than it just be completely useless. Maybe it would be nice if Eds could use it for something else too but at least it gives him an excuse to even have that stat.

>try to complete the weekly raid for the 12th time after many failed attempts due to a memory leak bug
>game crashes and server restarts at the same time
>restart game
>log in
>entire inventory is gone

HELP ME BROS WTF HAPPENED

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Not like that raid will ever fucking come out anyways

THEY NERFED JIMMY'S BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY AHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

Where the FUCK is the last hidden can of Peaches and Cream so I can unlock the Sumo class?
I'm sick of getting mocked and struggling to beat dungeons my level as Jimmy, I'm about to reroll this shit if I can't find it in the next 3 hours.

I have 10 def as double D and laugh off attackers as my squirt gun turrets kill them while I jerk off safely in my corner

He's rare but underpowered, his ultimate atrack is turning into a giant pool ball and causing massive knockback ala victor charge but it needs more damage, use the stink cheese necklace for a small damage boost

this
Pretty sure this expansion was just leftover content from an actual city section in the previous expansion.
EEnEMMO's devs are running out of creative energy and the damage control they're trying to do is fucking unreal

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I don't understand how people still play this game with all the rampant hackers. Many of the admins don't do shit since they're bribed with quarters. I've moved on for good.

I refuse to play until they fix the jonny/plank meta. They're almost unbeatable when paired together. Plank provides like 50% bonus armor and resistance when paired with jonny and even if managed to separate them it'll activate jonny's rage mode and he'll gain 25% attack speed and damage until reunited. My ed equiped with THREE jaw breakers stood no chance. Fuck this broken ass plank biased game.

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Are the boomerang builds just memes or is there more to them? Our Pure Strength, 0 INT Ed got one as a random drop and suddenly he was outperforming our Double D while also managing to keep all his health bonuses. I hear when Jimmy gets it he suddenly becomes Ed/Rolf tier in terms of physical skills but when I scammed one for my Eddy main it was damn near useless.

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I only have the golden Gouda cheese necklace from a drop in the alpha

I haven't used it yet

Your items aren't gone just invisible, open a trade menu and buy 1 item, then go into inventory and sort by value, boom, everything's there, then either drop or trade the item back so the server saves and log out

It's in sarah's fridged behind the science project ed made, you're gonna need the gloves or you'll pass out as soon as you grab it

>I can't lure and use the environment to my advantage.
Literal shitter.

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Use the squirt gun and soak plank, Johnny slows down and loses his damage boosts

>they should just remove the synergy between characters
fuck off, that shit is what makes it fun, besides, Baron Von Beefdip can negate the bonus armor so its mostly a non issue, just use Double D's speed healing to stay topped during rage mode
three jawbreaker ed can beat them solo but you need to know what the fuck you are doing, here's a hint
"scratch this"

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HOLY FUCK I KILLED MY BUDDY BY ACCIDENT WITH THE EDD-ZOOKA AT THE TRAILER PARK LOLOLOLOLOL

>queue up with 3 other shitters for the Sarah raid
>doesnt matter because I soak up everything on tank Ed

Why is Ed so free?