If real life was a video game, what race would you be?

Pork.

half elf

also known as "russians"

No that was the Nazis who tried to do that.

Will we finally have catgirls? And will this website finally have some actual use?

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Oh good, my satyr and merman fetishes may be satisfied in 3D

The race that can own a harem of catgirls

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Dwarf or Gnome
(D&D setting)

>Catgirl with human intelligence is born
>looks more like feline-monster than a kawaii japanese anime catgirl
>she cries because she scares away human males that she's attracted to and biologically compatible with

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That's closer to animu catgirl, most furries are turned off by the human facial features.

Is this KILLING BITES??

We've already got human-pigs chimeras that can host human hearts and other organs so its not like we can't go further.

LOLI

>Connie Souphanousinphone VA
>Can't pay attention to the rest of the clip

Dropped

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Human.
You have sex with the other races.

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Id wanna be an undead or some type of monster so I don't have to worry about bodily functions

Lalafell female

Man, the terrorists are just going to give up in dread after we outfit our soldiers with twin cobra cannons.

>headline implies catgirls
>reality is they're going to grow rats that can grow human pancreas

ideally i'd just be dead

WereRabbit

>looks more like feline-monster than a kawaii japanese anime catgirl
This is all we can expect.
The people bying into this notion are the same people who think everyone in Japan looks like an anime character.

A fucking shark. The ocean is my biggest nightmare, literally. If I become a street shark then maybe I could finally go sailing.

I'd pick the one with the horse dong.
You'd actually be surprised how many females lust over this shape

I wonder why they'd go this route then when we already have printable organs.

CAST

>looks more like feline-monster

And what's wrong with that

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Female Ogre

lizardman

LYING ON THE INTERNET AGAIN, HMMM?

this

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Please user, female monster is preferable to monstergirl.

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>thinks she's a monster and no one will ever love her
>prefer MONSTERgirls and not monsterGIRLS
>become her only friend and love interest since I love her for what she is and not what society expects her to be
This only makes it BETTER

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>she scares away human males
Haha no. It's a woman so no matter how disfigured it'll get a bf.

>looks more like feline-monster than a kawaii japanese anime catgirl
A million times better than kawaii japanese anime catgirls then

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I'd be mario kart 64

Wait, we are talking about video games, right?

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legend has it the monkeys they used were just highly inbred russians they pulled off the street

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it was the other way around. Human sperm cells couldn't penetrate female gorilla embryos.

youtube.com/watch?v=IGdDpy_FxtM

A goron

Fuck me, I would go furry.

Not just females

reminder.

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You have to go back

If I get to choose, I'd be an angel. Wings are my everything.

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Because we suck at printing complex organs. Printable organs are a meme because we can only really print valves and tissue, anything complex like a full heart, lung, kidney, or liver either gets rejected immediately by the body, doesn't function properly, or you are strapped to a machine for at least many hours a day

And yet our sperm can penetrate the walls of a gibbon?

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Unless there's a bigger shark

aquatics
>+ can swim fast
>+ can hold breath for a long time
>- get very thirsty on land
>- clumsy on land
aerials
>+ can fly
>- weak
terrestrials
>+ huge variety of options
>- most efficient travel method is still transportation

No. Zepla is my waifu.

>not the Dangerously Cheesy edit
leave.

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>catgirls
absolutely shit tier pleb crap. wake me up when they make
>centaurs
>spider girls
>robot girls
>fuckin aliens visit us with the sole purpose of lovely breeding

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fuck off to reddit you obnoxious little faggot

An orc to mindbreak elves.

Catboy

>Is this KILLING BITES??
IIE SENPAI

LMAO and I'm the obnoxious faggot? You're only embarrassing yourself.

Isn't this against the Geneva Convention or some shit?

Give cold resistance like they give to crops, and better amphibious traits, fuck retarded shitty mammal shit.

I'd be an elf or a frost giant.

It's definitely not going to be those cute cat-girls you see in your animus and mangos. They are going to be weird-looking, sterile, and make pained gurgling noises all the time.

These are going to be abominations to the entire human race. All of the races currently warring against each other will band together to eradicate these hybrid creatures.

All of you will be 90 by the time anything close to sexually attractive comes from the labs, and your genitals are dehydrated man-raisins that product nothing but dust and broken, sporadic sprays of piss.

A pooka.
I want to be small, cute, and fluffy.

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I thought from the thumbnail that this was a live-action western version of Killer Queen

Human.

I'd fuck a cat girl if she was about 50% less cat than the freaky movie. Anime style cat girl please.

You should see the cat that looks almost just like The Queen

Yes, based japan i am not a furry but i am fucking tired that the only fucking difference in humans is skin and hair color

I hope aliens make contact during my lifetime so i can get alien gf

There are plenty of deviants that would be even more attracted to her.

I have actually thought this as well but you'd need fuck-huge wings in proportion to your body to actually fly, can't imagine how much of a hassle living space would be.
>need to always be conscious to not knock something down
>would probably need a lot of space to just relax
>special feather treatment baths (with a lot of space too)
>picking up feathers all around the house
>always sleep on your side
>would likely need a house with a bigger, more open exit to spread wings and fly out

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AAAHHHH I NEED IT

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Motherfucking centaur. But a pegasus one.

you want to jerk off a snake?

Not sure it's a great idea to play god and create a new species there's already enough shitty humans without having real Khajiit

If I pick Falcon, would I have falcon wings and fly really fucking fast?

is there?

Cute!

>Cat girls will be real in your lifetime

well what's a race that's still human in every way but a lot stronger & more athletic?

Yeah but you'll be too old to mating press one.