FUCK A GAY LION

seems like a dumb bitch but im going faith on byleth so i might as well recruit her

>Absolutely based dialogue
>Absolutely based in combat
she's seriously the strongest unit by a mile, how can other females even compete?

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I wish deer made a noise. Lions roar, eagles screech, deer... Honk?

When I first started deer route I thought Raphael was going to be based as fuck bro. But his character sucks and is just a stupid meathead. Had potential though.

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Raphael us based you asshole, he's always in good spirits and genuinely wants to help. He also rapes in combat

I can't decide between Marianne and Lysithea they are both perfect.

Finally the thread for me.

>how can other females even compete?
by not being a nigger

What gifts do I give her to poach her from the gorilla?

So we can all agree that in terms of lineups
Deers > Lions > dogshit > Eagles

He is have him go through ignatz support and you will see it.
Hes a meathead but one that genuinely wants to help and tries to improve himself past muh gym.
He makes sure nobody worries about his problems

If you haven't already gotten that far, look at both their post timeskip models and designs.

Strongest physical unit maybe, but best girl Lysithea got her beat on the magic end easily.

golden deer is by far the most reddit of all the houses

Why are weeaboos talking about their anime games in my Baratheon thread?

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Talk to him after Monica does her thing and then come back to me. He might be on the dumber side of things, but he's a good guy.

B.b..based...

Beagles is Reddit

Queers is tumblr

Loins is Yea Forums

>Queers is tumblr
>not a single queer in the house

Nigger, what?
Raphael is an absolute bro in combat and outside of combat

>Ignatz? Gods, what a stupid name

Not even close.

BEagles have their 'evil but it's justified' waifu, their quirky neet waifu, their quirky foreign waifu, and their slutty waifu who really just wants someone to take care of her due to her tragic childhood. That's not even mentioning the guys.

Also it has 3 bisexual characters, the most out of any house.

Bobby Baratheon finds himself in the monastery in his prime. What happens?

>mfw recruited Marriane, Ignatz, Hilda and Leonie to Blue Lions
Claude has no friends

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>Ignatz
why

Hubert is based, but Ferdinand and Caspar are fuckin gay

How do I get more ingredients to cook more stuff with my students?

Do I get to choose who to bring to the ball with me, or is it automatically decided?

Reddit loves beagle though and unironically hates lions.

Deer is chan because of how polarizing it is. You ethier think they're a bunch of cowardly traitors or the only group with any sense and humanity (besides chivalry). People usually recruit at least someone from them, because most of their cast are varied in taste and likeable.

Lion is SOUL, good or bad.

Not him but that speccy little shit is one of my best units on my deers run. Only thing I don't like about him is he looks absolutely ridiculous in his assassin gear with his dumb bowl cut and giant glasses.

>Reddit loves beagle though and unironically hates lions.
fucking why
I can see preferring the Deer lineup and Claude, but how the fuck do you justify preferring the cardboard cutout Beagles

I would do anything to fuck this tomboyish hussie. Objectively the best "girl" in the game.

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>you'll never have a bro to go NUCLEAR with
It hurts man

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he's like the most optimistic/pure guy out of all the deer, though I've yet to find out his entire backstory except for that one bit with Ignatz where Ignatz blames himself for getting Raphael's parents killed since Ignatz's parents swapped places with Raph's on that day, but Raphael tells him to disregard it

>Jewish guild
>Chads

Lmao.

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She is a bitch. Which is a shame. I love her design both pre and post timeskip

Deers have best girls but worst boys
Lions have best boys but worst girls
Eagles is shit

She would be if she wouldn't shut up about how much she'd practically love to be your stepmom.

In a coat of gold or a coat of blue, A Lion still has claws and mine are long and sharp my lord

Is this the Northgard thread? Stag Clan represent, new clan looks kinda dumb to be honest but the new world hostility is a nice improvement

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please respond

THE DEER IS PREGNANT IN AN OPEN FIELD
MORE WINE

God I want to Fuck Lorenz

Edelgard - Daenerys
Dimitri - Stannis
Claude - Robert

I wouldn't say the Eagles are shit besides Edelcunt, but rather they're just the retard class that picked the autist to lead their downie asses.

Unless you're playing BEagles, they're not as bad post timeskip. During the church route they're at their best when they aren't the ones talking, and I haven't started Edelgard's route yet.

You know what, it's not, but if you're a stag chad you're welcome regardless of what you think the threads about.

I dunno, besides Dorothea I can't think of anyone I'd want to poach from that house
while the Loins and Chads are packed with good characters

Go fishing, use greenhouse.
If you're talking dance comp, you need to talk to the student you want in then accept. You can give them a free +5 charm by accepting their dance practiceand the student needs at least 13 charm to win.

Theyhave almost all the gays, muh empire waif even though shes a goddam retard. Her double standards are in both sides.
Hell every recruited character becomes a retard in beagle when they made smarter observations in other routes.
Muh anti-discrimination even though the deers do that in a much better way by just making everyone semi-independent in a coalition and leaving people to do what they want.
Lorenz and claude are pretty based but still i agree.

You faggots are not considered this
>Blue lions leader is an ultra chivalry guy that probably says M'lady every 3 words when talking to a girl
Obviously reddit
>Eagles leader is an extra angry female who wants to kill all men
Tumblr for sure
>Deers leader is a brown guy who actually thinks he is better than everyone else even though he was born in poverty
If you don't think that is not Yea Forums you haven't seen /pol/ or /r9k/

Yea Forums likes both Lions and Deer. Eaglefags get the rope though

She can barely speak English.

Lorenz is amazing. I love his post timeskip design and he's a great unit that would be able to solo maps on hard if limited casts weren't a thing. He's probably the best dark knight in the game.

I feel like people neglect him because his initial magic stat is low and he starts with a lance and no spells but if you take the time to build him right he wrecks.

>Black Eagles route
becomes a demonic beast just to protect dimitri from you

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>Thank the gods for Manuela. And her tits.

>Blue lions leader is an ultra chivalry guy that probably says M'lady every 3 words when talking to a girl
Have you spoken to him more than three times

>Deer route
>Dudue hunts down Edgegard and fucking murders in the middle of her palace in broad daylight, then limps back back

Keep your GOT shit where it belongs

well so long as you guys are going for fame related victories and annexing enemy territory your alright by me

>Blue lions leader is an ultra chivalry guy that probably says M'lady every 3 words when talking to a girl
Last time I checked he was pretty crass.

Like he literally tells you he'll take Edelgard's head after she pulls her shit at the holy site.

fuck that chie clone

>"muh game of thrones" Edelgard
>is the shill route in promotional material
>has all the gay characters

>Go fishing, use greenhouse.
I've been using the greenhouse but I'm not getting any ingredients. I take it I have to plant vegetable seeds and such?

For dancer who should pick? I've got a pretty good team going with the blue lions and I'm not sure that I want to sacrifice any of my units to make them the designated dancer

>Blue lions leader is an ultra chivalry guy that probably says M'lady every 3 words when talking to a girl
But the second he sees blood he immediately decides that he needs to go dismember his enemies.

Do we know what engine the game is on? Cuz it plays like fucking fe warriors

Flayn makes a good dancer, she has high Charm so she can win the competition easily and has the magic to let her heal when she isn't dancing.

Anybody know what were in the chests in chapter 6/underground chamber? I didn't know the death knight would run away so I didn't get to the chests.

One is literally a gay signal user

>Dedue turns into a demonic beast to defend Dimitri
>Dimitri charges at Edelgard himself rather than sacrifice his allies
>Edelgard sends people like Bernedetta to die to buy her time, and turns into a demonic beast in order to kill you and Dimitri
Imagine anyone siding with the Bl*ck E*gles rather than the Bro Lions.

Yes, you plant you cultivate then next time you explore go back to harvest.
You want it to be the spare but someone with high cha.
If you have a healer already i reccomend flayn because she will end up on 21 goddam charm

Levin sword and a +1 movement ring, just did that chapter. There was a hidden lever connected to one of the teleports that I think revealed one more chest but I couldn't get to it in time.

I'll make her the dancer then, though it's not like it matters since I picked Normal difficulty and the game is easy as hell. Does it get more difficult later by chance? because I honestly feel like restarting. this is my first FE game so that's why I picked it

Normal is basically Easy and Hard is Normal.

It gets easier the later in the game you get if you're actually building your units decently. Outside of a couple of the side maps and some very late game maps I had the biggest trouble in the early game on hard classic.

Is it worth restarting to get them? I made a separate save beforehand.

Absolutely based, we all need a Dedue in our lives

Why? I feel fucking cheated, that's such a stupid decision and now I'm too far in to want to restart as the monastery shit takes so fucking long to do.
So the early game is what would give me the most trouble? How many chapter is there in total?

The March ring at least, absolutely.

>their leader is a PTSD-ridden self-righteous psychopath that doubles down on her bullshit and never learns a damn thing
eaglets need to fuck off back to tumblr

The movement ring is useful and you only get like 2 per playthrough iirc unless I missed one or two on my first run. Levin swords become common later on though.

What is your favorite track in the new lackluster OST? I'm digging the preparation theme.
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I only chose the BEagles to get them out of the way, and even then I chose the church route because Edelcunt is a bitch to her own teacher.

The funny thing is that Dimitri also has PTSD but tries his best to manage it in his own time. And Edelgard's crest sickness makes no sense, she lives in the country that does all the crest research. At least Lysithea has an actual excuse, she lives in Liecester.

>a bitch to her own teacher.
it's the autism flaring up, Sensei is the only one she really gives a shit about unless you recruit Lysi. Blyat is literally the only thing chaining her down to somewhat sanity

REMINDER: Leonie is literal perfection.

Normally Fire Emblem has 3 difficulties. Normal, hard, and lunatic. They're saving lunatic for a future update for some reason.
In the previous games even lunatic wasn't that challenging compared to some other SRPGs out there. Fire Emblem has always been kinda easy.

The song that plays during the “Battle of the Eagle and Lion” and its remix for the timeskip are my personal favorites

I would fuck Leonie's spunky tomboy pussy until my dick gets blisters.

I love how Claude's wariness and distrust essentially foils all of Edelgard's plans by accident.
>she led Dimitri and Claude to a place where bandits could kill them with no witnesses
>prepared to "fight alongside" Dimitri and Claude but let the bandits kill them
>Claude skedaddles instead and finds LITERALLY GOD and the most feared mercenary on the continent as reinforcements

can somebody tell me what the fuck was Edelgard's plan when that bandit was charging her? What the hell was she gonna do if Blyat didn't show up and save her ass

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I guess the bandit was planning on betraying her the whole time.

I'm guessing she was going to use the Dagger she pulled

I didn't like the time skip battle prep theme at first but it's really grown on me.
files.catbox.moe/750cvx.mp3

I must be crazy because this is one of my favorite soundtracks so far from the series.

>was confused by the opening video because the Heroes seem to be fighting against Serios when the lore said they were on her side
>turns out that the lore the game gives us is church propaganda and they were indeed fighting against Seiros
>Seiros wasn't the "savior of humanity" but the "conqueror of humanity"
>neither the goddess or the church invented crests, they were created by humans
This fucking game man, the writing is so good.

>that realization that if the bandit succeeded, the whole war might've been prevented

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>are we the bad guy?

Which route goes into that detail? Church? Claude?

well if Byleth could fuck the crazy out of Edelgard like with Dimitri maybe it wouldn't have been such an obvious villain route and she could've calmed the fuck down

so God and the church is good but Jesus is evil?

i thought this was game of thrones

Golden Deer route.

Yup. Sothis loves humans, so Seiros killed all humans because she was jealous that Sothis paid more attention to humans than to her. Those that Slither in Shadow are the survivors of the Seiros genocide.

>Dimitri, what happened to you these 5 years to make you this bitter and angry?

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>recruited Petra to my side
>ends up marrying Ignatz at the end
>little white art boy is going to get slain by Amazonian pussy on the daily
God speed Ignatz.

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>Ignatz keeps losing his glasses and Petra keeps finding them
I swear the game itself seems to push them together.

he did it for sensei's milkies

>I acted like a faggot for 5 years sensei I expect 50 years of milkies for this

Can you re-reclass him to a dancer later in the game, too?

When do foot units become outclassed by the pace of the game? I kinda wanna mess around with other classes for the abilities and stuff but putting everyone on a horse just because it gives you more movement sounds boring as fuck.

Yes, it carries over to part 2.

Foot units never become bad. A lot of late game missions have terrain that slows cavalry units. Not only that but foot healers heal more that holy knights.

Any videos of that?

>the Adrestians murdered the Fearghus royal family and framed both the Duscurs and a bunch of Faerghus nobles like Lonato's son
>THE CRESTS AND THE CHURCH AND FAERGHUS AND LIECESTER ARE TO BLAME
I don't even want to do Edelgard's route, I guess I'll do it once to get it out of the way.

Oh god. Dancer Punished Dimitri sounds kino.

Oh, really? Everyone's been saying to put as many people on a mount as possible so I was worried about that.

>IT'S ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
Edgelord outdoes everyone in Fates for sheer unlikability

>Deer
>Clearly male with horns

An allegory for faggots? Accurate to the house I guess.

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The only person who needs to be mounted is Lorenz. He is the best black knight in the game when you use his relic.

Dedue infinitely superior bro

Lysithea has a major crest of Gloucester so she can use his relic at full power too, but yeah, Lorenz was definitely born to be a mage knight.

Just did my first paralogue with Lorenz. Anyone know what's the music during the mission?

Lorenz is holy shit good with a +atk brigade and his rediculously high RES

The worst thing is that Edelgard is arguably worse than Xander. Nohr was literally starving to death from a food shortage so they at least had a shabby excuse to invade Hoshido, the only problem the Empire faces is massive corruption.

Playing Deerchads after playing Lionchads, should Lorenz be levelled as a Cav or a Mage before finishing in Dark Knight?

deer is a species user

Cav, that's his default time skip class anyway.

How have you used Lorenz? I made him a cavalier but was thinking Dark mage since somehow Lysithea can't be one

Just realized I had not planned what classes to make my Byleth. I levelled riding to recruit people so I might make him a Holy Knight.

Shame Assassin class looks so gay. Going to make Catherine one because she is one of the few that look good as one

Only men can be dark mages

>fucking love how Mercenary looks
>but it's an Intermediate class

massive corruption and plus the fact that people are literally getting disowned and experimented on because "muh crest genetics"

Assassin looks cool though.

T. shameless edgelord

Raphael's okay, I just wish Effie's food gimmick would go away forever.

So what does she do?
Crest experiments :^)
>but it's for the greater good, so it's fine

Aight, I found it in the game library. Tempest of Seasons.
Can't find it on youtube though, probably because the videos are being deleted.

Based opinion

She's like autistic