YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE

AT LEAST I FUCKIN TRIED

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You will walk...WITH A LIMP.

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I durned my benis into glu :DDD
fug

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I never know if it's gonna be a great MP thread or one that dies when I see that OP
I love MP3 though

max payne
>Pissing Punchinello was a dangerous game. But when people get mad, they make mistakes. I should know. That’s where I wanted Punchinello, mad enough to trip over his own feet, preferably into a grave.
max payne 3
>GLUUUEEE
why is mp3 so mspaint comic tier

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Rockstar is shit, Remedy is not.

>cherrypicking
MP 3 had excellent lines too.
>"Gun fire over Hoboken. It felt strange to be at the centre of it again. The target that is. Like an old comedian hearing one last round of applause."

How does one fuck up a sequel so bad?

It wasn't even that bad you melodramatic queer. They wouldn't have been able to do a game like remedy anyway so I'm glad they didn't try and just did something different with Max. The game still has some of the best TPS shooting that's been done in a long time

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT LIKE MP3 THERE WAS DAYLIGHT IN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo MAX PEIN HAS TO BE DARK GRITTY NOIR STORY AND EVEN THOUGH THATS EXACTLY WHAT 3 WAS IT WAS IT ACTUALLY WASNT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BRIGHT!!!!

WE'VE GOT TO LEGALIZE GLUE, MAN

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Christ I'm gonna have nightmares about this

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>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN D O I N G

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Remedy made 2 good games 15 years ago.

is mp3 worth a play now? only thing i know about it was that health did the soundtrack and i like their stuff. mp1 was fun, never played 2

3 is the best in the series and the greatest third person shooter of all time.

I know this is a Max Payne thread but the glue comment got me thinking, is it true or an urban legend glue is made from horses?

It's actually made from kidnapped Brazilians as confirmed in Max Payne 3

For almost 6000 years people have been making glue by melting down animal tendons/hooves.
Horses being sources of glue goes back to around the 1800s during the british industrial revolution where glue factories would buy lame or dying horses to use in this manner.

retard alert

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It's true, they made it from hooves, cartilage and bone from animals. But now they used synthetic stuff. That's why you see that cow on Elmer's bottle. BTW I hope you don't like Jell-O.

based

Why is MP3's writing so memorable?
Generally, when I see ironically cheesy writing, I can't help but imagine the smug basedbean who wrote it, but in Max Payne 3 it somehow works.