You would have to be a complete jackdaw, a real whoreson, a ploughing mongrel...

Ok boomer

the best girls are the ones Geralt doesn't ever fuck
>var Attre
>Priscilla
>Vivienne

Triss is not to be trusted, she shit herself then tried to fuck Geralt while completely delirious then tried to give ciri to the lodge.
She considered Ciri to be her little sister but was just going to hand her right over to Philippa.
Then tried to steal Geralt from Yennefer, taking advantage of his Amnesia.
Trissfags are delusional.

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You mean the ones that show no sexual interest in him at all? Nice one incel

>Var Attre
>No sexual interest at all

>She considered Ciri to be her little sister but was just going to hand her right over to Philippa.
>Then tried to steal Geralt from Yennefer, taking advantage of his Amnesia.
not great not terrible
she was in shock

I tried to bang both, got that sad scene.
i did fuck everybody in Blood and wine thought

I ‘finished’ the story by defeating the wild hunt but never got to this part. Do I need to finish the dlc?

>i tried to bang both
I know that feel

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He doesn't know.

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doesn't matter, they both are ugly mongrels that will pander to feminism
the legacy is dead

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the three girls in the witcher are absolutely terrible personality wise, if you ever get one of them as a gf in a hypotethical scenario, you would blow your brains off after a year guaranteed

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Woah Gerald really let himself go.

Aren't those the Netflix series writers, not the video game writers?

For me, it's Shani!

yeah, one year with a woman that starts a fight with you over the simplest things, making your relationship a constant tug of war and you will desire the lovable, quiet redhaired one asap

Aren't Nilfgaard, as a whole, the good guys?

we all like ciri user

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Lauren has some nice tits, doesn't she?

for Lauren, men = bad

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when you have a women to saw your pieces back after you go play witcher with the bois you come talk to me

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Anyone else think the game was trying way too hard to draw in the edgy pre-teen crowd by shoving a bunch of titties and decapitation into the first 10 hours of the game?

triss is hotter
chads choose triss as a slampiece

i concur with this assertion
you should still fuck her in 1 and 2 though

>yeah my uncle works at netflix trust me

Thats why people like this game, the game sucks so much, but it has tits and gore, so it has to be praised

But of course. Had these people been in charge of the video games there's no way in hell you'd have gotten an all white cast and pretty female characters with perky tits.

how can you not choose this beauty/

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tbqh you are a nigger if you wouldn't settle down with Shani

ma-maybe they'll lighten her skin

>im sure they will

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What were they thinking?

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She doens't even have a bad face and isn't as black as other casting, but stil, they make her look as black a posible, fuck white people for ruining everything

REMOVE EUROPEANS

But redheads are irresistible.

No, it was trying to draw in it men. Adult straight men actually enjoy things like violence and tits.

Considering that you're on Yea Forums there's a 9/10 chance that you're a flaming faggot so I can understand why this concept is so alien to you.

Only the hot ones.

And Triss just happens to be one of the hot ones

>Bookfag

It's blatantly dumb bait to draw in horny teens with a short attention span though.

Better pic

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Did you even play 1&2?

how can yen compete

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This is why I always pick Triss

>a complete jackdaw
What if I was three?

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Interesting

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>empress ciri and triss ending
literally the comfiest ending

Moar or salsa?

>Did you even play 1&2?
Did you? If you did there's no way you could call her manipulative she has other character flaws but manipulative is one

I think I'm slowly starting to see her appeal

Stevecarson

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>Yennefer
I'd choose Philippa over Yennefer. Yen is the worst witch in witcher.

thanks for the pic but there's something wrong with her face in this one

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She literally withholds information the entire games in order to manipulate you.

Well maybe both of them are bad choices, then.

>She literally withholds information the entire games in order to manipulate you.
When? Please don't tell me you're talkin about the first game either.

School of Bear

triss did that because she always liked geralt, he had lost his memory, and she didn't think yen and ciri would be back. so rather than remind him that he's lost all that she tried to give him a new life

Subtle

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More

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Oh lord.

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horny teens are playing overwatch and nu-wow/final fantasy

Damn, why can't I find a girl like this to make me shit without feeling it ever again

Let's see
Triss was with me in TW 1-2 why the fuck should I pick some dumb whore that came literally out of nowhere in TW3?

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Let's keep it Witcher really

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haha what's wrong with her knee?

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oh no...

Yes please

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Really wish the internet had vanilla porn again. Everyone's into such fucked up shit now.

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Jutta is best girl. She lets you fuck her after you beat her up

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I'm really annoyed by this. The art is so good, then some faggot had to slap a cock on it. Fuck you.

Look, I'm not gay or nothin', but the image of a hot, beautiful cock attached to a hot, beautiful woman really gets me going.

I'm not gay either and I love it.

Sounds pretty gay to me kiddo.

And Triss is a BBQ

Nobody said stop.

Good
Fuck incels.

>reee writers are women!!
Fuck off and kill yourself

What?
Since when?

>would rather get plowed by the entire redanian army than go with geralt
lol no

You mean man children right?

it's a euphemism for a vain or loud fool

and they made her look old as hell too
i thought she might have been okay but boy was i wrong

The Witcher, from books to games, has always been about this sort of titillation and violence. The source material was never high art. If anything, the games elevated it with some nuance and gravitas

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is this made by a girl? I can't imagine a guy can be so clueless as to what flaccid cocks look like.

a man named stevecarson

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All sorceresses are cunts. I wish W3 had an option where I could hand all of them to based Radovid.

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>Bookfag

Eehmmm guys women don't have dicks..

You can't post that user

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Oh he gets them, don't worry. He is not called Radovid the Stern for nothing.

The next level of the human kind.

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And Potter had only a wand.

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Why do people only bring this up with talking about her and not any of the other characters in the first game?

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Based and Shanipilled

Well then he's really got no excuse.

Feel free to keep dumping though, I'm jerking off either way.

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>living the dream
Thanks bro

Based thread

>short attention span
>100 hour long rpg game

No user, those guys are on whatever current big FORTNITE APEX PUBG game. No actual autistic ADHD person is playing fucking Witcher.

>Literally no tits in white orchard nor vizima and most of velen
>only decapitiations are in rare animations during combat

Just admit you didnt play the game retard

i'm impressed by the amount of witcher 3 futa
but i'm not surprised

Absolutely filtered and admitting to being a cumbrain by only being able to focus on muh gore and tits

Pretty based

user, god bless you and give you lots of futa cocks

>They deal with racism
I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE BLACK PEOPLE TO BE OPRESSED IN THE WORLD OF WITCHER THATS TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BOOKS !

Elves

Yes

>probably got b&
I will honor your sacrifice with this nut.

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