Okay, after some analysis, I've found out that the two characters revealed for the E3 2019 trailer lead to some pretty interesting parallels- the direct is creating a dissonant juxtaposition. For all you dumb redneck boomers who support Banjo, it means the Hero and Banjo-Kazooie are set up to be opposites.
>They're both at opposite ends of the direct, Hero at the beginning, Banjo at the end. >Dragon Quest is purely Japanese while Banjo is purely Western, save for some exceptions. >The Hero is stoic while Banjo is foaming with personality.
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>The Hero has 37 spammable moves, deep breathing, PK Freeze without projectiles, healing, instant teleport back to safety. Is the most broken character in the game.
BANJO-KAZOOIE IS FUCKING. F TIER, WHICH MEANS THAT WE WIN. IT'S OVER. BTFO. COPE AND SEETHE.
DO YOU HEAR THAT, BANJOFAGS? AFTER A MONTH OF SEETHING I KNEW MY REVENGE WOULD COME SOONER OR LATER. YOUR GRACE PERIOD IS OVER.
If you can find a way to argue against my deep, compelling research- I'd love to hear it. I can rest easy now that once Steve is guaranteed to get a spot in the game, I'll take solace in the fact that he'll be an objectively better character than yours.
Do you hear me, Banjies? It's literally time for you to cope and seethe. It's over. You. Lost.
Try as you might, but your transphobic insults won't work on us Stevies anymore. I'm really glad I actually have an education in not just basic economics, but the study of contextualizing literature in English. How does it feel to be on the losing side? Have you shit your pants, Banjie?
Yeah but at least I'm not a completely worthless boomer who enjoys their days laughing at children for supporting a "NoRmIe" game as opposed to your literally who bear- who's going to be worthless in Smash anyway. Goes to show you that I've always been right about one thing since the very beginning- Rare doesn't love your nostalgiatarded collectathons and never will again. You need to have sex and dilate.
what the fuck is wrong with the average Yea Forums user? why would you even think of this shit, let alone say it to other people? are you literally mentally ill? how many mental illnesses do you have?
None, because I'm a Steveposter! We've established by this point that Steveposters are never wrong. We're not the ones cycling back and using mindless catchphrases through the validation that we've ""won"", rather we keep the fight going. We have admirable traits and should be considered intellectually superior to Banjokes just for our coherent and infinitely nuanced posts in comparison to theirs.
If the Hero is S-tier, Banjo is literally going to be fucking worthless. You've spent the last 20 years waiting for him, and he'll give you squat. Have fun living with yourselves!
Wow! I can't believe Banjies would literally lie just to make their own worthless points have a semblance of meaning! Not that your type was ever smart to begin with.
This isn't shitposting. If you actually take the time to read the words coming out of my mouth (which you won't by the way since I carry the stigma of being a Steve"""fag"""), you'd know that what I'm saying may actually have a chance at lining up. Have sex!
>Have sex! >said the "man" whose life revolves around a personality-less stand-in model for a character in a game for 12-year-olds getting representation in another game for 12-year-olds
Gabriel Mitchell
Eventually that picture is going to just be ban on-sight.
Evan Gomez
Report and hides
Grayson Mitchell
You're really reaching. It's getting disgraceful.
Julian King
Why do you use such a shitty render of Steve that looks nothing like th game?
Lincoln Evans
Eventually the image of whatever fucked-up Steve model this is will be an instant ban.
Charles Powell
MODS THIS IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL YOU WANNA FUCKING DO SOMETHING?
Carter Fisher
A known furry made it to get attention to her(his) tumblr page I forgot who they are but I think the tumblr page is gone now
Samuel Green
Can we be on your side? We’re sick of being treated like rotten meat to everyone from fans to famous cartoonists
