Hey don't kill me im friendly :)

hey don't kill me im friendly :)

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>bops you two times and then crouches next to you

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WHATS THE POINT? JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

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>Wait for him to heal me
>Backstab and be on my merry way

Begging for friendship never works, and only disdain, or outright hostile awaits for you
Being actually funny and engaging, on the other hand, will get you friends

Dont be a friendly, be fun to hang around with

>infiltrate a party of friendlies as heavy with a bro
>wait till we've gained their trust
>gun them all down

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(disguises as him)
HEA VEE IS SPY
>HEA VEE IS SPY
HEA VEE IS SPY
>HEA VEE IS SPY

>get sandwich
>say thanks
>walk away
You people are retarded for killing them

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Yikes...

>Headshots the Heavy.
>Taunts afterwards
>"Look 'ere, pumpkin head...you're all, done."

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>Terrorwatt

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>smack the heavy a few times with an ubersaw
>hopefully dont crit
>Z2
>he eats his sandwich and goes about his business while i go back to playing the game

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>camps him all game until he eventually rages in chat and quits the server

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Overwatch might be more of your speed...

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Friendlies are fucking trash. They act all "OWO SANDVICH FOR CUMMIES???", then the very.
No joke
The very
fucking
moment
You smack them, they legit turn into screaming pink wojack, demanding how I could dare to attack a "friendly", how dare I "cap on hightower"?, then demand my kick and ban from the game.

Friendlies are KOS for me.

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>take free health kit
>kill them anyway

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>kills him
I'm unfriendly.

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Pure edge

Kinda, but I legit hate friendlies because they slow down the game, and sometimes I go to hightower just to click on heads.

>Being useless was universally considered griefing in this team based game

youtu.be/pPoKaoJu0m4?t=349

Maybe you two can go back to playing overwatch.

>not shooting them once and then leaving them alone

>sniper mains

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>run into some faggot doing this
>go back to spawn
>switch to spy
>walk out disguised as a team heavy
>sit there and pretend to do stupid shit for a while
>backstab them when they aren't paying attention

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Watch that edge kiddo

>Being useless WAS universally considered griefing
>posts video from 2007 to prove his point
>WAS
I doubt many people have given a shit for your autism for years. If you want 100% serious play all the time play Comp or on a serious play only community server, simple as that. Don't play casual and don't expect any FUN THINGS to happen. You can always leave in the end on top of it.

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>Playing the game is autism.

Dear god, how does it get this bad?

>Team is infested with friendly heavies
>Go spy
>Disguise as friendly on my own team
>When people ignore me backstab them
>Everyone starts killing all of the friendles

Most people tend to forget that spies can disguise as their own team.

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Being obsessed that other faggots play it your way is.
I don't go friendly because it's not fun. Sometimes I walk by a friendly, sometimes I'll crouch with him for a minute or dance for a minute then leave, sometimes I'll challenge him to rock-paper-scissors, and sometimes I'll kill him.
Faggots who get offended when you kill them are dumb and annoying, but there's nothing wrong with being a friendly. It's funny. It always makes me chuckle to walk around a corner, assume my ass is grass when I see a Heavy, and then get a sandvich for free.

Playing the game isn't "playing it my way", it's playing the game. This game has a team based objective, if you aren't trying to accomplish that than you are griefing your team.

Literally anything is "playing the game," faggot.
Playing the objective is the fun way to play the game, but anyone else has the right to play however they want, even if I don't think it's fun.
You have a severe case of autism.

> but anyone else has the right to play however they want, even if I don't think it's fun

That is absolutely not the case, the term "griefing" exists for a reason chuckle fuck. I'd justifiably get kick ff I knowingly healed the other team's spy. Fucking christ, just stop to think how fucking stupid that statement is for literally one sec. Imagine trying to apply that kind of thinking to anything else. I'm just playing a friendly game of basket ball with friends, oh, someone is taking the ball and running with it, well they are just playing their own fun way. Not understanding basic human agreements when they decide to come together to play a game is bookcase autism user.

>Doing the spycrab walk
>on a trade server
>enjoy myself regardless if someone kills me or not, don't get mad and if I get bored do some other stupid gimmick thing
Truly the best way to not actually play

>playing spy
>disguise as a heavy and pretend to be friendly by crouching with a sandvich so people don't attack me
>the moment they turn around I backstab them
>watch the salt roll in

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>that one idle server I would return to everyday where everyone knows each other and just chill
>that server is now empty and everyone has moved on
How time flies