Chief Manygame say, game should be free, like buffalo.
Chief Manygame say, game should be free, like buffalo
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There be much opportunity cost in buffalo that chief fail to consider.
OH MY GOD! AN ORIGINAL THREAD IN Yea Forums!
What the fuck?
Oh no! The darn Brits under the command of Colonel Longwood says that they want you to pay them and they seem to practice starting this weird tradition of "tipping" whenever you buy something. You must hide, Chieftain!
*teleports behind you*
*commits suicide due to a lifetime of alcohol abuse*
Your turn, pale skins
Black horse told me one time
Cum skins are sons of the bird
The bird who is know as cuck
If Chief is so wise, why is there so few good Native games?
Ohwayaayayayayayaya Ohwayayayayayaaya
Hold my baccy, Clyde, I hear injuns.
I agree, let's settle this over a drink
GET OUT OF MY STORRRRRRRRRRRE
Pale man take our games away.
heyyahoyyaheyyahoyya
what is this cold spicy firewater
Fuck white immigrants
If you don't pirate your games you can
literally go and fuck yourself.
It's good for you. Gives you strong teeth and makes you feel better too. I'll trade you some if you agree to only trade your pelts with me and my people
>chief plays game of narrow eyes
>checks game on web spun by great electric dream spider
>christ worshipers complain about child safety
>twospirit complain about twospirit
>son of custer complain about no son of custer
>dream of great narrow eye game Chanunpa becomes distant cloud
>chief open nother fire water
The old and respected Chief Manygame is right on this.
As for myself, Horsecock, I say that game should also have wild breasts dancing everywhere around and between the woods.
HEYAWOHEYOOH
Thanks, palefriend
>buffalo
yeah and look what happened to those assholes
rampant pirating
HEYAHOYA hol up
>fucks aunt
so you be sayin
>packs a bowl of meth
you be sayin we, hol up paleskin
>punches wife
you be sayin we
>smokes meth and chases it with liqour
we wuz
>dies of drug and alcohol abuse
we was a- hol up
>opens casino
WE WUZ AMERICANS N SHIET?
>i never played prey
They actually were.
No matter what you do and say mutt, they were there first. They are...wait for it...."Native" Americans.
Natives don't talk like niggers.
Prey is only game we need
Gaben says because of Proton, we no longer need native games
mfw
Delete this.
If Proton gets good enough nobody will care about native games desu
I agree, Chief. Please take this as a symbol of peace between our peoples.
What are some games where I can scalp white bois and rape white wimmen as a majestic injun
Games don’t make themselves
That's why you've been almost wiped off the continent.
Chief your son has begun to play the game of the yellow man on his magic book. He now say he has many wife, but only points to pictures!
Now he has bought more wives! Price soars like eagle! We have no more furs to trade!
This thread is....fun?!
In 2019?
What is this?
I am Native and i approve this thread.
>tfw buffalo were free and so people took too many of them and now there are almost no buffalo
At last I see the light. Piracy IS bad.
saving this one, user.
>Tfw no game that lets me play as a Portuguese, Dutch, or English merchant building a successful trade empire while collecting a harem of different girls from around the world.
>Tfw no stealth game that centers around smuggling opium into China.
>Tfw no silk road jew simulator.
So many fun things from history we will never explore.
You don't need overused memes and console-wars to have fun, user. Has it been that long?
Didn't it take an absurd amount of time to travel the lengths of the silk road? Months, years?
Wise Chief, what is the best console right now?
I just hang around draw threads to get requests of my waifu done.
Chief Dreamcast of GDROM tribe agree
Yes.
You could still set a game around it. Or at least a set leg or singular area of it. All I'm saying is that history is full of bullshit that would make for great games, but half of it will never be touched because it might 'offend' someone, or be too 'abstract' for any investors to drop dosh on it.
White man add microtransactions
Nintendo Switch for portability and Nintendo exclusives (if you have a first-gen Switch and don't care about online play, you can hack it), PS4 for the few exclusives it does have and some cross-play games like Final Fantasy XIV. PC for everything else, and for ported games that are genuinely better on PC like Monster Hunter World
>*sneezes near you*
Don't worry about getting a cold, I'm sure you'll be fine.
>Play Plains War video game
>It Ain't Cree starts to play
>mfw
I'll play it if you make it, user.
>that kid who said ghost dance gives you invincibility
Fuck you Runs-Among-Antelope
ᎢᎧᎵᏨᏕᎦ ᏓᏆᎴᎳ ᎦᏃᎯᎵᏙ ᎠᏆᏤᎵᎢ
I agree because I want the game industry to go extinct too.
we had no concept of property before the white man
give us our shit back white man
You guys like narrow eyes Fate? They have great Geronimo. The white man haven’t made a red mans game in years.
>no cute wendigo gf
Why live?
You're shit out of luck. I can only into sound design and writing, user. Given a week or two I could probably come up with a few design docs for pitch-able concepts.
you're really just describing all poor Americans right up until "opens casino"
Yes, but Chief Manygame, if I preorder game paleface man will give me many beads as a token of gratitude
Chief Torrentbull say game already free.
kek
I'm sure that you meant, Chief Bear-share.
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>Literally, ‘slayer of alien gods’. Along with Tobadzistsini, ‘child of the water’, the Navajo Indians say that Nayenezgani dealt fearful blows to the spirits of evil threatening the world. The two brothers, Nayenezgani and Tobadzistsini, may be seen as war gods, but they are more like cultural heroes. As the offspring of Estsanatlehi, ‘the woman who changes’, and Tsohanoai, the sun god, Nayenezgani appears to be a lord of light, while Tobadzistsini, moist and dark, is his opposite, a lord of darkness.
>tfw no cool action game about Navajo mythology
Chief never played Turok.
>tfw native american
We of the Downpour tribe agree!
>Not joining with the whites in America to further patch demographic changes.
HELP US WAKE EACH OTHER UP
OWEAAYAAWEAAYAAWEEEOOII
Well, I've been watching, while you've been coughing
I've been drinking life, while you've been nauseous
And so I drink to health, while you kill yourself
And I've got just one thing that I can offer
Go on and save yourself
And take it out on me
Which slots have the best odds?
>tfw treaty status Indian in so you're exempt from income tax
YAWEYYYYY OH
what are you sad about? you're literally set for life
So who had it worse? Indians, black slaves, or Jews?
What tribe?
>go to Tomahawk Stop
>white skin working
>trade in three Pelt Station for blanket and fire water
>cashew fall out of pouch
>leave and notice hair now cut
>different clothes
>name now George
FUCKING TOMAHAWK STOP
Why are there no good fur trapping games anymore?
Whites. For having to put up with all of the above.
D-did Indians invent Kamen Rider?
probably Natives since their genocide has mostly stuck.
>or Jews?
>jews
>having anything bad at all
it's actually even more similar to today than that, people where paid to intentionally destroy the buffalo
>tfw we'll never have a soulsborne game set in native america
didnt know i wanted something i never knew so badly
The great warrior is weaker than bushless school girls.
Took me a second, kek.
seriously, the fur trade setting would be amazing.
>choose between being a voyageur, working for the HBC, being an amerimutt trapper, or one of several native tribes
i want this game so bad
>tfw growing out hair a bit and women ask me what I 'do' since it looks great
When I lived in my home state the Cherokee Nation helped pay for school and I briefly had a job working for them since they straight up prefer to hire Cherokee. Tagging a car was cheaper and apparently now Cherokee there can get free yearly hunting/fishing licenses. Never utilized the hospital since it seemed sketchy as fuck. Was alright.
>ywn give a 21 gun salute as the prince of wales comes to visit your trading post
Two words: Free Software Foundation.
just make a text adventure with sick atmospheric sound effects and music
>white people are still too stupid to understand the concept of over-consumption 2 centuries later
they did
You forgot the French
>forgot the french
>voyageur
old school natives were so badass, it's a shame they got genocided into being fat, drug-addicted trailer trash
any mi'kmaqfags in here?
>dad's side of the family is Indian
>not this 1/64th shit, they have dark skin, black hair, and some still live on the rez
>take a dna test, says I'm only 8% native
am I adopted?
dna tests are a scam to bamboozle you into paying corporations to take your DNA
>believe that DNA test shit
depends on what markers they use, could've been a native from Canada to South America
Depends on what tribe you're in
>Navajo Nation says casinos are morally corrosive
>Picks uranium mining instead
At least with casinos we wouldn't have ended up with polluted ground water and increased cancer risks
>that pipe
He has clearly thought about it, logically
>what is custer's revenge
>Americans can literally still get away with raping Native women on their territory and just need to hop back into US territory.
>Gnats make lice is still in full effect.
>Americans still get better lives than natives on their reserves.
Do Americans just naturally hate Native? Is it a natural instinct that drives the two to kill each other with the filmiest excuse?
you should see what Canadians do to their Natives
Yeah, Canadians hate their natives. Just seems to be the case. Even on reddit
It might have something to do with the Seven Years War spilling over into both the British and the French American colonies. The French were on better terms with the natives, for the most part, and had more allied tribes on their side. In the United States, the conflict is actually referred to as the French-Indian War.
Chief manygame also believes lootboxes should be in every game since gambling is the only way his people are allowed to make money
Me too and it's based. Go to powwows fuck sluts every night, win money in process. Could never imagine being a paleskin.
If only the Australians would learn how to treat Natives
Repent your crimes Whities.
I'm sorry for arguing against the safe injection site. I know that fentanyl overdoses are part of your culture and we need to embrace it
Why don't people seed anymore? Its more of a pain to pirate most games these days than it is to simply buy them unles you were lucky enough to join the Sekrit Klub when they were handing out invites during that one Sunday afternoon for three minutes.
On the contrary, pirating movies and TV shows have never been easier. Its like everyone seeds, there are a billion sites dedicated to it, and you can find even the most obscure movies on a torrent. just gotta watch for the obvious Honeypot
biggest over-producers are chinks and africa
Chief Black and White Bear of the Squinty Tribe has stopped sending his tears in the smoke signals
Has something happened to the tribe in across the great ocean? Has he finally found a reason to smile?
It's funny, Canadians like to get on a high horse about how Mexicans and blacks are stereotyped in the USA, but they'll all happily shit talk natives. It's like Euros and their gypsies.
>Yea Forums finally supports piracy
Ok, so which eceleb is anti-pirate now? Because we all know Yea Forums is contrarian as fuck and wouldn't come to this conclusion on their own
To add to this, the Americans just kept on trying to go west, as colonists broke treaties and, when the natives complained, they got gunned. Failed treaty after failed treaty lead to things like Pontiac's "rebellion," and, while he failed, Tecumseh took up the mantle during the War of 1812 to create a British-supported Indian state, only to lose that while Britian and the US agreed to a white peace--and then exported their indians west until OOPS our colonists keep on taking this land
prove it, white devil.
Those are mostly two different groups. Dumb easterners that suck euro cock and westerners that have to experience natives
retards learning from other retards
Why cant your people drink? I was on a trip through northern Ontario and jesus christ your people are messes.
Per capita Americans are the biggest wasters on the planet. Once climate change kills a few hundred million Chinese they'll go back to being a blip on the radar, while Americans will still be trying to figure out how to eat even more food.
Yea Forums has always supported piracy. moralfags are trolls, industry, wannabe industry, or children
>tfw Aztez flopped
>tfw an equivalent game about Native Americans would've been the shit
Bobbing and weaving around Conquistador gunfire, punching the shit out of them in an air combo, sacrificing them to the Rain God, and then stealing their Rifle as a permanent weapon type was the moment this game became one of my favorites. I can only imagine a similar game where you play as Native American warriors
Oh yeah, this. Whappun?
Natives got fucked over pretty bad, Jews are doing just fine, black slaves would be fine by now if they understood the importance of fatherhood
Descendants of Chief Manygame, Jim Manygame, say that PS4 library much like Buffalo: recovering from nearly dying out but highly derivative with little to no variety
The game was announced in like 2012 and it got a lot of praise for its aesthetic and unique blend of Civ-Style Strategy and Mechanically Deep 2D Combat, but it was in development for a long time because it was mostly two guys. It came out almost 2 years ago (I think it'll be exactly 2 years in a couple days) to way less fanfare and then basically flopped. It was in development for so long that a WiiU version came out and it did so poorly that there's been no news on a Switch version that they said they wanted to make.
Native Americans are cool
Wish we didn’t kill them with our diseases and guns and trails of tears
You should try buffalo meat and milk sometime, it's breddy gud.
I think they have buffalo burgers at Cabellas. Not sure about buying fast food from a sporting goods store, though.
The store I work at sells ground buffalo. I've heard it's great but it's real expensive compared to beef. I'd rather get used to making a regular burger first so I don't buy it and fuck it up.
Tried Buffalo Burger at Fuddrucker’s
Was good, would say it’s equivalent to a hamburger but different. Like if I felt like a hamburger but was sick of beef that’s what I would want
just go up to Yellowstone, the lodge hotel things has buffalo on the menu, and you get to go to Yellowstone.
I wouldn’t go near Yellowstone unless I had to
That place could explode and destroy a fifth of the country
OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO THEY'RE BACK
If you're there when it explodes you get to experience a quick death instead of slowly starving as the government collapses and the new ice age sets in
Chief Manygames, why does Dashes With Foxes refuse to clean himself in the river with the rest of the tribe?
But Chief Manygame, those are bison. Not buffalo.
yeah well staying far away won't help either as long as you're still in North America, it just makes the death last a little longer
Not a single American feels pride for the uniqueness of their native culture, only burgers and nigger sports, nice "culture" lmao.
Tasmania had it down for a while. We now have to import Abos from the mainland to fill our 'we're sorry' quota as we killed all of ours. All of them.
>Chief of level
>lose
>gifts you corn and restful spirit
>credits roll
The chances of that happening is really fucking small
Okay, you got me. Fuck.
I've been toying with some concepts, particularly a game inspired in Navajo folklore. Of course, I'm just a filthy artfag that can't code for shit, so it'll probably never take off.
>smirking at an indian in 2019AD
cnn is watching, goy
>no filename
user, please
>Aztez
thanks for that, user. had no idea this even existed.
whatever you say, man-who-pirates-games
Even if this post is baiting, I hate it because it's probably true either way
all you need is one decent coder, look at Hollow Knight. Also make friends with a musicfag, that'll really blow shit up.
I'm black but native Americans definitely got it the worst
No problem user. I'm used to shilling good underrated action games for free since I'm the guy that pushes Transformers Devastation whenever possible. Unlike TFD Aztez is still officially for sale though and it deserves the money.
And yet American movies, music, and games are the most popular every year
It is true, you can look up statistics. Per capita, Americans are the largest consumers on the planet.
>jew multicult movies
>nigger music
>western "video game" flicks
L.M.A.O
why the fuck are there no new turok games in the vein of 1 and 2? did the shitty reboot kill all interest in the series that badly? all these retro fps designed games coming out and turok gets left in the dust
Hol the fuck up
Does Yea Forums -not- hate Native Americans?
This is actually a very surprising, but welcomed fact
*blocks your path*
TEXAS OUR TEXAS ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE
They haven’t done anything wrong. They just wanted to sit in tents and smoke or sacrifice losers to their gods
redman drink too much firewater, bad shits. feel like pack of coyote biting butthole.
The Indians are almost all gone. Most Americans have only seen them in movies.
>best friend is native american
>his luscious jet black hair is thick and plentiful like a lion's mane
>tfw white anglo going bald in my 20s
forever jelly
They live on in the Mexicans
as all their worst traits
this pretty much. aside from feeling out of place literally everywhere, there's not really a downside of being native
>college is paid off in such excess that they actually take aid away from me because I'm only allowed to make so much $ off school per year
>thus graduating with 0 debt and multiple tens of thousands of $ in bank minimum
>$1000 settlement money bonus every year
>free healthcare wherever I am, not worthless shitty garbage sketchy treatment either
>exempt from certain taxes, especially if in my home state
>brown on paper but white-skinned, companies love to hire me because in their quotas they have diversity but they're hiring a polite, respectable white face
there's like three other native people around here and it's absolute dogshit listening to especially the girls complain about how they're oppressed.
fat fridge-body suqaw bitches
theres nothing to really hate. theyre beneath the contempt that most other minorities get since they got shafted the absolute hardest (and by germs no less lul) and there's so few of them. if i was one id be high and drunk all the time too.
Aztecs were cooler
Why do you post that stupid gif as if being Native American is bad? Did you at least inherit that beautiful, healthy long hair and flawless complexion?
A lot of poor mexicans have indios blood, although they are not culturally indios.
it's hard to hate them since you never see them and also they got slammed pretty hard by basically everything
also no conspiracies about controlling the world because they're mostly poor
fuck off spic, you're mutts plain and simple. Don't be calming to be the great inheritors of the american continent you Spanish rape baby.
I don't think most people on Yea Forums are actually hateful racist. It's just funny as hell to have the freedom to call people NIGGER online.
Goddamn, first OP on Yea Forums in a while that actually made me laugh
>my half brother is a quarter cherokee but the tribe won't claim him because the tribe didn't like my cherokee grandfather being with my white grandmother
>he still married her anyway
I hope for a love that strong.
All Mexicans are Indian their race is the result of natives breeding with Spaniards
We're also the biggest producers on the planet so eat a dick nigger
>Insult a nigger
>Either shanks you or shots you
>Insult a native american
>Tomahack to the face
Getting axe'd would be way cooler
True
This link says Iceland, though.
worldpopulationreview.com
Do you have some other source?
I heard native Americans generally have big dicks.
Is this true?
>ywn rape a native woman and get out of child support that didn't exist yet anyway because they die of smallpox
Feelsbadman
Have you axe'd someone's face?
Show me your Tomahack collection, Chief Sitting Bull
pale-face came into teepee and layed upon squaw, telling me in his tongue that he needs to "breed fertile braphog"
nine moons pass, now red-man raise squaws son
what tribe are these
A lot of Mexicans have very little or no Indian blood, their was a lot of European Immigration.
how many scalps have you taken redman?
That fur floor carpet looks very cozy and comfy
2bh aussie natives are so retarded they forgot how to make fire
>spawn on land
>mount my horse and ride hard for the longbow tent
>discover a white man has done the same
>throw magic rock at longbow
>foolish white skin steps forward
>he is burnt to a crisp
AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! HEYYYYYYYYYYYAAAA BOBAWAYAAAA
You have no idea what you're talking about. The military is obsessed with native warrior philosophy, for example.
HAEYAHAEYAHAEYAHAYEAHAEAYAHEAYA
*scalps buyfags*
I'm a 1/4th and have a 6.5 inch dick so maybe?
and it still ends up being better than the garbage your irrelevant country shits out.
What happens when all your people are gone?
Pepe and Wojak really are the death of humor
Agreed
Im a 6'2 alcoholic bruiser with an 8 incher you damn eskimo
You must be a nigger to be this buttburt. Nice "music", monkey.
AND I FUCKING MISSED IT
Any games with an Indian aesthetic and feel?
>frog
I hit the nail on the head. Imagine having your entire country's efforts outdone by nigger music? Now THAT right there is a LMAO!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My tribe is the smallest and poorest in the state, but there's enough people on the reserve to breed within the race for a few more generations. Eventually it's all going to dissipate into mutts like me though; with blood quantum I'll be the last generation to qualify as a tribal member (unless I have kids with a woman within the tribe, but that's unlikely)
I get minority money for college which basically makes it free which is nice.
>says 'nigger'
>shys away from saying 'indian' in favour of political correctness
Come on. Bit of consistency wouldn't hurt.
gib back lands
These lands belong to the British Empire, savages.
Old time drawings of animals never cease to amuse me. Most had never actually seen them so they had to work completely off description.
That thing looks like a dwarf bear with the face of a salmon.
Not shying away, native americans didn't do anything wrong to warrant my hate.
Just being fair.
Wild West game
Navajo tribe, I am going to say S-word.
skinwalkers
I love my thick hair but sometimes wonder what it would be like to be able to grow a respectable beard.
How do you beat the final boss? It doesn't feel fair. Hes super overpowered.
Legit question:
How native americans feel towards black people?
Are there animosity between these 2 minorities?
My step-brother had two really shitty redneck friends that would find all kinds of slurs to call me since I'm Native. Timber nigger and prairie nigger are the ones I remember.
everyone hates niggers
Natives are butt hurt at every other minority because no one cares about natives even though they are the most shat on group
natives are just niggers but wrong color
Reservation kids love to LARP as black people.
>Timber nigger
kek, that one is funny
I'm sorry nativefriend, hope they are gone by now
>b-b-but muh frogs!!!!
Nigger redditor pretending to be "a modest 4channer" LMAO, a nigger is still a nigger, the lowest forms of life on earth, not even abos or indians are worse than your kind. Go feed your pitbull or something.
I agree with Big Chief. I don't pay for my Switch games.
I learned today there's actually a photograph of him from the year he died so that's pretty wild
reminder that native americans are drugged up hippies who suck on peyote in the reservations
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frogposters are worse tho, since they attach their identity to a cartoon amphibian.
frogposters also plague this website and have sent it down the shitter by practically killing off all OC, along with you retarded wojack cousins.
What would you guys do for a Native American game? I know enough about Central Americans to make something neat with Mayan myths or whatever, but the tribes in the US don't get talked about as much.
There's a Native American dude in my town who is pretty locally famous.
>Wears all denim except for his jacket
>His jacket is a tattered leather one with a crying bald eagle printed on the back
>He open carries a revolver everywhere
>He does not own a car, only a chopper with an American flag painted on it
>He hates reservations because he says that they are just breeding grounds for foreign casinos
>Super tall
Deal with it nigger, else go complain on /qa/, lol. Nice "music" between.
frogposting is the easiest way for you to get dismissed as retarded, if you had two brain cells to rub together you might stop doing it
Thanks user. It never really bothered me even back then since it was obvious they were idiots. Just always wondered where it came from since it wasn't general hazing or horseplay but said with actual hate.
tfw native and wished they finished the job
Skinwalkers have to be the coolest American mythos there is.
...
>invite dark skin man to pow wow
>gets angry
>pulls out gun
>pow ows me
>>twospirit complain about twospirit
I don't know what this one means
Me on the right
Not enough Canadians here. Americans have their niggers, Brits have their paddies, Canadians have their injuns
twospirit is a Native term for third-gender ceremonial roles that trannies co-opted to try to convince themselves their method of dealing with their mental illness has historical precedent.
Selknam. They are totally extinct, but one of them lived long enough to record their language and some of their songs.
kek
I'm really glad this sentiment has been getting stronger by the day. Maybe one day they'll die and good, fresh memes (or ones that never get stale like Kornheiser, Costanza, and Spurdo) will reign again.
I wish native americans were real
At least you're not an Australian Aboriginal.
You got treaties, they sure as shit didn't.
Hell, up until 1967, Aboriginals were classed as fauna, not people.
Are there any RTS games with Native Americans
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>Live with 12 people in your house
>live in the middle of nowhere
>WOW WHAT THE FUG WHY ARE WE POOR, HUNGRY, AND ALCOHOLIC?!?!? AMERICA PLZ FIX OUR ISSUES YOU OWE US
Natives hate everyone who isn't native
literally obliterated a continent. news.nationalgeographic.com
>President boss
>American music plays
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Honest question. Have there been any academically-inclined 100% pureblood Abbos? Natives in America don't seem as intellectually stunted, but I'm not sure if I'm just seeing the retard Abbos and there are some normal ones somewhere.
>Hell, up until 1967, Aboriginals were classed as fauna, not people.
So were emus and they managed to win a war
Disease did most of it. Absolutely insane how quickly nearly entire population of half of the fucking world died off.
>this far in the thread
>the best native american character still hasn't been posted
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That's not really true, it depends on the tribe. There's three reservations near where I live. One that is extremely bitter and rude to anyone born on muh stolen land and refuse to allow anyone born on US soil that isn't a part of their tribe to be a part of casino staff (foreigners are allowed though), one that does not own a casino and is pretty friendly towards anyone who is interested in their culture, and one that is full of zealous Christians who built a casino anyway.
Who wins?
Honestly America does owe them
So sad I didn't get KI till last year.
So first it was the Chinese and now it's Americans? Pick one, dumb ass.
>energy consumption
Do you not know how to read your own fucking posts?
Inuit religions are spooky. These ladies bait children near holes in the ice, then drag them to the bottom of the ocean.
that's just cold pedo mermaids
Confucius say, man with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger
Off the top of my head, only David Unaipon springs to mind. Most notable Aboriginals are artists, poets, songwriters or athletes.
Why is there no native american based anime? It seems like a gold mine considering so many mangas and shows take pages from their rich history and culture.
>easterns
It's only BC and Ontario, whom everyone else thinks are faggots and also Edmonton which is the designated fag zone of the prairies
Natives are fine when they're not idpol obsessed, they got fucked over so hard it's difficult to blame them for being in such a mess
Aaaahayahhhaa aaaaaaheahaaay
Microtransactions are the work of man with skin of white but with beak of eagle.
He who disguises himself amongst pale faces like snake in desert sands.
Would you?
>Go to land of Cross Hen Ties to view virgin maidens
>Instead I am visited with this vision.
My brothers...what tragedy has befallen when I was away for many moons?
>natives are fine when they're not idpol obsessed
*blocks your pipeline*
heh, take that whitey
WHITE MAN GIVE GUN
>Cross
but that doesn't work because it's ex, not X
Didn't Araki try that with part 7 of Jo Jo with Sandman?
But honestly the real reason is that Japanese aren't interested in non-Japanese protagonists with the only exceptions to this being Full-Metal Alchemist (Barely) and Berserk
yeah I can't imagine why native would take a dim view of a country that took their children and gave them to white families to raise all the way up to the 90s asking to run a big ol' metal pipe that will probably break and leak oil everywhere right through their land.
Stolen generation has the highest percentage of Successful abbos which tells you all you really need to know imo
Being angry at a bunch of old/dead people doesn't excuse being a backward piece of shit that intentionally fucks over the economy.
It's been America for the last century at least. We have the largest agricultural production. We literally feed the world
Most of your pigs come from China, as do all the clothes you wear, the components for all your electronics, and the parts used to make the cars you drive.
that one part of Beyond: Two Souls
>most of your pigs come from china
???
he said games
>tfw no new injun FPS like Turok or Prey
Did you guys get a peek at what they're actually doing to turok?
the fuck
Most pork production is from China, you moron.
I'm not going to argue about the fucking pipeline here, but the native coalition trying to buy a majority share of it is only thing I've heard about that pleases me at all
Yeah? So? Doesn't mean they import it to the US. In fact, most chinese pork goes to Brazil.
don't you have some mouthwash to be drinking squanto?
so? what are you a self hating cuck
>BATTLE ICONIC BOSSES
>a normal bear
what is this shit
White one ignore AC3, best AC of all cycles
He sounds pretty based.
>happened all the way up the fucking 90s
>old dead people
this happened under the government of the current prime minister's dad. It's like slavery ended under George H.W. Bush and you're expecting them to get over it by the time Dubya entered office.
Looks cute.
>implying
got some blankets for you bruh
*wipes out 96% of the total native wildlife*
do you know what fucking imported means
Yes, I do. Do you? China has such a pork shortage, they're importing huge amounts.
Do you think they will export shit when they have a shortage?
>Assassin's Creed
>good
Old/dead you illiterate fuck. Maybe if they didn't stop the residential schools you'd be able to read.
>20 years ago
>TWENTY YEARS AGO
>old/dead
just because you can't legally drink yet doesn't mean 20 years is a long time, historically.
looks pretty cool not gonna lie
where did you get the idea we fuck our aunts
I would love a Native American mythology game (that takes place in their heyday, not in the modern time).
Also want a good Aztec game.
would you guys play a native american battle royale?
no, fuck BR. Shitty genre for shitty people.
Silence, fire pit Two Spirit
My girlfriend was talking about all the natives she went to school or worked with had weird body shapes like big stomachs but no tits. Why is this? What shit genetic lottery do you need to roll to get this?
Don't mind me, just pirating this buffalo
>itt We Wuz'ing
This is all irrelevant to the real point, that these people are holding up an important project for unrelated reasons.
Presumably shitty processed food diets - refined carbohydrates, HFCS, fat, sodium, etc.
What's the safest way to clean out the dreams from my dreamcatcher?
I feel like it's just about full.
rub it between your arsecheeks after you have cummed on it.
didn't /vint/ prove that most shitposters on Yea Forums are leaves
Lies anime had like no seeders if its even a decade old.
I would trade you my beard for your thick hair inhope you don't mins growing red hairnstrands
I remember owning a book of fairy tales detailing various Inuit cryptids. One of the stories was about those creatures. Another one was about a weird humanoid bird thing that could disappear from sight in the blink of an eye. Wish I could remember the name of it.
>mfw am native american and not living in shitty rez
feels good man
yes, but we have to pretend to be American for shitposting purposes
What the fuck was Jackson's problem anyway? Dude had fucking anger issues and beat people with a cane.
>uncle tomahawk
>no ennio morricone esque soundtrack
youtube.com
>no link wray songs but with native instruments
youtube.com
>Hell, up until 1967, Aboriginals were classed as fauna, not people.
Based aussie
He was the original chad dabbin on anyone who starts shit.
*beat his incompetent assassin with a cane
Not exclusively a white people problem.
>he fell for the 46 and me meme
Yikes
that was Hamilton, though
He was an orphan who grew up to be a badass and started fighting in wars by the time he was a teenager. The greatest thing he did for America was wreck the banks until Grant took loans from the Rothschild family and Wilson went full retard signing the fed into existence.
youtube.com
DON'T OPEN UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET HYPE
God this OP is a fucking breath of fresh air, holy fuck.
This user-who-Swallows-Cock
user-who-preps-bull
>Mike Patton somehow never released an album of 60s italian style covers of native american folk music
how
this is a quality post
AYYYYYYYYYEEEE
I wouldn't worry about it
*molests his kids in a drunken stupor*
Based chief weebshit
I remember seeing a drunk native guy at a bus stop go on a rant about them.
Was going on how whitey at least fought hard for the land they stole so he can let them go, but then they had to bring all the niggers and chinks over and ruined the country more.
based chief firewater
>pirate game a couple of months ago
>now being sued for $5,000
fugg
GUN. You can't rape white wimmen, but you can collect scalps, and the main character is part Apache.
>what are you sad about? you're literally set for life
>I'm white, but native on paper, life is so easy
>fat fridge-body suqaw bitches
I feel like there's some kind of cognitive dissonance going on
but games are free already...
The americas are still the only case of continental genocide. for now
I mean, there's not much they can do but lie back and take the small comforts meant to ease the closing years of their genocide
>too indian to grow a proper beard like my French side of the family could
>too white to have thick dark locks and am slowly balding/getting grey hair before 30
>meanwhile brother has the german side's blonde hair blue eyes with perfect hairline
Life is a game of cards, and I got the "how to play" Uno ones.
Natives lost the cultural victory so they got hit the hardest. Nigs didn't have anything to call their own so they wouldn't know since their own tribal rivals sold them off onto the slave ships. Jews are just fucking jews playing the long game with the goys.
>them mutt feels
we are mostly stuck as side characters, this is the only manga i know of where one of the leading characters is injun. could be more, dont know.
myanimelist.net
>mfw when i was younger, i wanted to make native american theme manga while living in japan
Last week I was with my mom for a vacation in NorCal and going around to see old Spanish/Mexican missions. I've learned that Spanish converting a lot of natives to Catholicism. And yes they're still around and having both and American and Mexican accent.
>never played Soul Hackers
If Canada is going to become a multicultural country, then the natives need to lose their privileges.
Sounds like a man larger than *sniff sniff* life... life ... life....
what doth life
I hope Chief posting becomes a thing, this board needs a fresh format that will be run into the ground eventually. But it’s fucking amazing right now. Every time you fuckers posts some OWEEYAAIHHAA shit I’m shaking with laughter. You fucking bastards.
these are literally all the same joke
yeah but it's a different joke from all the Wojaks so that's nice
what'll actually happen is someone will make a Wojak out of it and reduce it the same general sludge that passes for "humor" around here
Chief Playhardcore shall bestow every single one of you, my fellow tribesmen, with hunting skill of an hawk watching over our tribe. Dance in the totem of ours and repeat after me.
AWOEIAWOEIAWAAAA
what the fuck. after all these years this is what they do with turok?
KEK
Quality thread.
nah its pretty shit. that dabbing on the welsh thread on the other hand is top kino
>original thread
How new are you? Indian chief name jokes have been around since before you were even born.
This Land is My Land
It's about natives getting wiped out by american settlers moving west though and you play as the natives
Not enough players
>tfw mixed native lad
>nice jawline that could slice bread, killer cheekbones, nice set of eyes and eyebrows
life is good
leaves and brazilians
>wall is a circle of horse riding cowboys shooting pistols in the air
fund it
Fuck off Indian Americans, this is a Teotihuacan head-hunting, moving glyphoid electric Quetzalcoatlian altar. I didn't pay 5 underaged Tzintzuntzantzenian sacrificial head as a tribute for a Yea Forums pass just to see you shitposting. Go back to India!
Enjoy your big tiddy mexican dragon goddess.
indian kappa
aztecniggers are the real cringe no joke
F
What an insult to my God. Moctezuma didn't die in the name of the might Quetzalcoatl for this shit.
Get Fucked
thanksgiving is a glorified native american appreciation day
I mean, considering the IQ differences and their cranel crest that no other human has (but neanderthals DID have), were they wrong?
Prey was cool
That two ton block of cheese started to go off and the fumes sent him mad.
and Columbus Day is glorified Native American Genocide Appreciation Day
we have the best holidays
To be fair, it's mainly to spite cubans.
The Spanish by this stage had already been Moor'd to the point they were practically non white. Which explains their fervent worship of the kikes and their subsequent chimpout in South America.
Even better, Chris Columbus was a Jew financed by two other spanish Jews. Makes complete sense. The bignoses weren't going to be happy until the entire world worshipped their own tribal war god, regardless of which abrahamic proxy they did it through.
It's based and redpilled
oh and also this as well
myanimelist.net
The native population has their own alphabet that is not of Latin.
In most games Indians are replaced with centaurs.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULLTHRONE
gottem
>Chris Columbus was a Jew financed by two other spanish Jews
now that's just about the weirdest fucking /pol/shit I've ever seen
youtu.be
>spaniards
>having ANY sanitation at all
Indians had baths and sewers and shat on loos while most of europe regressed into designated shitting streets after the fall of the roman empire
Spain will never be white
Does he have a point?
I remember arguing like this back in middle school. It's uncanny to see it portrayed in such a smug way.
Stonetoss has never had a point
minoxide and finestride are your friend
Yes. Liberals always thinking the natives as some peaceful enlightened people living with one with nature, such a load of crock. They were killing and enslaving each other for hundreds of years before whitey came.
Hell, the most popular injun Pocahontas story of how the English took her captive and eventually converted her leaves out the most important part: they caught her so they can ransom her to her father who had stolen a shitload of the Europeans guns so he can massacre his rival enemy tribes with and how he waited months before making the exchange to get his daughter back because he really liked those guns.
Before the thread dies
youtubemultiplier.com
more like gobbles-on-cock
True
tsi:tak, hon:tsi
>tfw status indian
>native band will pay for me to go to any University
>seat reservations/priority for Uni's
>exempt from income tax
>free $5 bill every year
>dominant genes have made me look like a cute white boy
Feels good. Newfies and hicks always seethe and just call us alcoholics whenever we're brought up. I've probably have fucked more of their own women than the newfies that post here lmao
Everyone else is alright.
Took me almost 5 hours to figure all of them now i'm keking hard
Columbus Day happens. It's not like we really give a fuck. It pretty much carries the same weight as "National Tire-Iron Day" or one of those days you see trending in the news
How do I get cool Indian name?
if big chief so wise, why him whole population get wiped out by paleface demon?
Do a lot of drugs and find your spirit animal
because he gay
i'm mexican so i'm officially a native american
Aren't spirit animals just Indian fursona?
If paleface demon so smart why moonlight shadow monkey wiping them as fast as wind?
>$2.1 billion worth for the largest population in the planet
>Pretty proportional to America's amount/population
Nigger you are insanely dumb holy SHIT
Jews for being Jews.
>modern ideas of sanitation
>14th century spain
I mean, it's a federal holiday, we get the day off
>confederate
Wtf how could a native be a nazi?
>slavery
considering the definition of slavery is distorted and thrown around like candy in the back of a mysterious van near a preschool, the wageslaves complaining about other forms of slavery doesn't look too good for either of you.
When they landed Spaniards stank so badly that they were followed by Aztecs burning incense so that the other aztecs wouldn't be offended.
Wish I was in the middle of that
These have been around for ages, you fucking newfag
Even with Trudeau? Damn would have never guessed
Just as shitty as a cuckservative with em
brother, where can I find spiritual totems that gave you such vision?
New dutch laws made them take down the site, /h/ can tell you the full story
god no, stonetoss is garfield for stormfags and often less intellectually/emotionally deep than garfield
spwp
I feel like a retard for laughing my ass off at this
I DIDN'T COME FROM SPAIN
>tfw no Numic Expansion set where you genocide everyone around you and fuck with northern Mexicans
In a few cases. Some tribes deserved the genociding they got for being the most perfidious shits you would find outside of England.
I don´t know where this romantization of indians came from. Those were savages who skinned and raped rival tribes alive. They wandered wastelands people or animals to subjugate till europeans came in.
Spaniards had a "tough" (they never bothered to send the army in) time in the USA was cause their citizens weren´t allowed to carry fire weapons, unlike the british ones, hence they were exposed to attacks from this savages, which ended up in not many people willing to invest in those areas, resulting in only the southern part of the USA + pacific coast being colonized. They had nothing to fight back to those "peacefull and nature-loving" savages
I want to go on a spirit journey with some indian bros
>romantization
Because their aesthetics and spiritualistic traditions are cool
where are you getting your history from my totally-not-an-esl-poltard american friend?
Im genuinely curious what the native American people would be like today if they never got invaded
learn to greentext
theres a manga i gotta read called redman walking
what's this gif from
Njikjhgvcsd?
Probably like Africa
blanket?
How do I get qt native gf?
b-brother jerks-with-many. you ok?
hope brother not get head disease
I have a poster of a wolves howling at the moon next to me if that makes you feel any better.
>Red Dead Redemption but you gotta capture the map like Saint's Row and do survival crafting
Looks boring but I'll play it anyway
Fucking kek
I regret most of these native civilizations being pushed off the face of Earth, it would be cool as shit to see the stuff and art they could have produced had they gotten their shit together to make technological progress and form a more stable civilization
Spending months toiling on a tiny wooden ship with no water to bathe in will do that.
Totem status: Arised
I can't blame the Spaniards for impregnating this. I would too in an instant given the opportunity.
this
white man eventually learned something
Based red man.
Well, consider that when Natives got horses irl, that we started to see Native American civilizations develop pretty quickly into nations akin to Mongol/Turkic Khanates with the nomadic tribes on the American plains (which really are just giant steppes) once they got the tools for it. I'm sure one scenario where the Natives get their shit together and aren't outright annexed would see a (mostly) united Bogdkhanate Mongolia-like nation rising out of whatever tribe proves to be the most dominant or successful, composed of both nomadic and sedentary tribes, and would probably be sparsely populated outside of a couple major cities like real life Mongolia and other steppe nations, too. The big difference is I think Native Shamanism would probably hold on through to the modern day if they're not subjected to another power's control or influence, but would take on more of a modernized folk religion 'oh yeah my dad and his dad and his dad believed that so i do too' types rather than outright 'we're going to sacrifice this chick from a rival tribe so our crops will be plentiful by harvesting season' as we get into the modern age.
it probably wouldn't be a great place to live, but i don't think it'd really turn out AS bad as some people think it would- it seemed like the natives had some good minds in their tribes, they just had terrible luck with what they had and the lack of proper tools (horses, cattle, general domesticable shit like that) pre-european interaction put some severe strain on their developmental progression. like i said earlier, once they got their hands on shit as basic as horses and grandpa's lever-action winchester is when we saw a pretty fast burst of progress in their development and where most of our romanticized views of native americans comes out of (though by this point it was pretty much too late for them and they were absolutely fucked so we won't really know how much further they would've gone on their own with said equipment)
No one likes Gypsies.
I heard the ones in the states are more civilized, but Euro gypsies are horrible inbred mafia. Especially Romanian ones.
>Uncle has gypsy ancestry
>Literally a criminal and mafioso, his father was too
Can confirm
But that means you're a gypsy too.
Is this true that natives have a hard time growing a beard? Why?
yes, because it all goes to the top of the head instead
Oh did i absorb some of his DNA through osmosis the minute he married my father's sister?
Nevermind I somehow thought your post was about your father's / mother's brother.
it skipped a generation
>tfw red man on the rez
>thread is hilarious
Thank you for making my day.
>Don’t mind me, just pirating this buffalo
Asiatic DNA from the Siberian migration
>tfw sioux
>get shafted hard during peace treaties
>now the pround owner of the poorest rez in the country
Ghosts are real, they just hate white people.
Am rival tribe leader Dabs-on-niggers, i say OP favored game shit, also like buffalo
Read up on the fire water myth it’s a racist lie, Native Americans have no higher levels of alcoholism than other groups.
That said opioids did a number on them
Give this man the based pipe and the red berries.
No you're not, otherwise you'd stop bitching and look it up. You're just an ADHD tranny and nothing more.
native americans share the same genes as asians though, as in they cant handle alcohol as good
Hey at least you've got greasy grass to feel good about.
Small isolated communities will trend towards incest even if accidentally. It's why Britain looks the way it does.
Many moon ago, we drink of the clearsprings and play marrowind.
They were still in the stone age in the 1400's, so I imagine not much would have changed over the past 600 years.
an OC thread on Yea Forums? in 2019?
hell has frozen over
>invade land
>bitch about being attavked by the people living there
Are you astrally projecting yourself onto the board using you shakasuri?
I too remember of the age where we live in harmony with nature. We tan buffalo hide and play mgs3. It good game.
'well least its logical'
>t. scalped man
Jews are so privileged they have to invent atrocities
Literally what China did though
Nice ”fact” retard
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>iroquois
>formerly huron
>sample of forty men from one specific mesoamerican tribe from a region known for its tradition of primitive beers
You'll forgive me if I don't find this one particularly conclusive.
Ya see natives coulda gotten their shit together if they didn't pull an India and spend most of their history murdering the ever living shit out of each other even after the white man came and fucked their shit up they still spent their time kicking their rival tribes ass.
yes, all tribes across the pre-us were at war with one another and that's why they nearly died off. not disease and genocide, gotcha.
LMAO
Man plays a weeb game and check the internet to see what people are saying about it.
Christians hate it because of the fan service. Sjws hate it because there are no minorities.
White pople hate it because there are no whites.
Game gets canceled.
Take a sip of alchohol.
Thanks Kaiji
Yea Forums is a board on a public imageboard service hosted on the internet, the opinions on any and everything here is inherently going to be as varied as it is across the entire globe. No community online is one person and not even when you personally observe some trend does it make it the majority opinion or matter either way.
Is there any good Native american games? I played Gun and i just love scalping people i wounded and killed
More like Chief Manygay fucking lmao