Why the fuck does he have the phone number of a 15 year old girl?

they're friends, pedo
have a rotten day

Like you wouldn't want a connection to someone who can use magic.

Because Wario is based as fuck.

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YOU JUST KNOW

Not 15. Euro profiles are made up and aren't canon.

How come Wario has so many friends and yet he just uses them for gain?

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Wario realized the greatest treasure of all was little girls.

mario/wario in general plays fast and loose with anatomy and that is most certainly not the voice of somebody younger than 15 she has

Lel

He's a good friend :-)

Fine, I'll post 1 (ONE) Ashley

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Because Wario is short-sighted and greedy as fuck despite fucking them over at points they love him anyway wario is aware of this and both appreciates it and abuses it

She needs regular semen samples for her potions.

Because as her boss at his company, it'd be stranger if he didn't. She may be a small child Wario probably has working under the table but that doesn't mean he wouldn't have contact information.

based

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i wanna fuck lulu

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I mean to be fair, some of them just don't give a fuck, Ashley probably lets him keep money and takes potion ingredients and shit instead and Mona has a crush on him. They probably let Wario think he's the grand swindler despite him enabling them all to do what they wanted anyway.

Yeah that's a good point, the relationship with Wario and their working relationships with him genuinely are mutually beneficial. Only time he's well and truly attempted to stiff them that I can recall was at the end of the first GBA game when he tries to run off with their cuts of the sales money

I wanna fuck 9volt

>fuck lulu
Yeah, though she wasn't even the worse things about Gold.

I liked her
>thanks for the snuggles

Are you ready for the GOTY?

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post the full pic

Because she's part time. She works register on weekends and holidays.

Source please, friend

More Young Cricket for me then

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i like her thick eyebrows

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Me behind Ashley

>15
In the English localization they randomly decided she was 15, in reality she was never given an age in Japanese and is presumed to be ~12. Or a really old immortal witch, who knows.

I always thought she was 9 or something

She’s old enough to function as a witch and is taller than the younger children so 12 is the most likely.

>that one animation with the stomach deformation

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Because Wario is Ashley's boss?
You know? WarioWare Incorporated?