The absolute madman

>Is OP in the meta
Inconsistency is not usually a recipe for success, but since crits have no drawbacks he might be okay.

Take a shower stinky

Nah.

Not him, but take a shower, stinky.

Game and Watch and Peach already have built in RNG

Not either of them, but if you were there for Brawl, then you’d understand

so you're one of these goys who think you HAVE to pay for stuff just because it's available?

we already know people aren't going to use the menu properly. they are just going to press down b and immediately select the first option on the list so the lag is minimal. its going to be a full on RNG fest. i cant fucking wait

Yah, for one special move. They don’t have a global crit mechanic and a randomized down special

luigi side b also

Brawl was over 10 years ago, stinky. Get over yourself. Sakurai owes you nothing.

Until Ultimate, brawl was the best game in the series, stinky.

>N-NOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD SAMURAI INTENTIONALLY SPITE US BY MAKING A GAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HE DID IT JUST TO SPITE ME, PERSONALLY AND INDIVIDUALLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take a shower, stinky.

Funny thing is that there are some moves that are so bad it is not worth using.
>one that stuns you
>one that kills you
>moves like bounce is easily counterable
>some moves seem to have a bunch of lag
>some are op as fuck
It's going to be fun

>global crit mechanic

its for smash attacks only.

>OP
>Relies entirely on RNG
He'll be annoying but far from OP.

Just because you have a shit memory and are more forgiving doesn’t mean people like me don’t have a point

That’s just rewriting history. Best story mode, sure.

He literally did design the game to discourage competitive play, argue against that if you want, but that’s facts.

I'm maining this nigger.

>start match
>avoid opponent and roll for thwack
>from there on out use every neutral opening possible to land Thwack after 50%

Depending on how the odds are calculated, it might be dominant strategy to simple spam thwack from the very start because the reward of a possible instant KO is so much better than a damaging combo you could get out of an equivalent opening.

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>character isn't out yet
>no one here has played him
>"he's fun!"
Weakest and most hilariously pathetic defense force of all time.

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>He literally did design the game to discourage competitive play, argue against that if you want, but that’s facts.
Because that's the game he wanted to make, get the fuck over yourself. He's not doing it because lol fuck these guys on Yea Forums XDDDD that's some next-level narcissistic conspiracy bullshit.

>called out Square Enix for the Midgar bullshit

Based Madman

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It’s not even a conspiracy you fucktard, he put in mechanics that literally only existed with the sole purpose of discouraging competitive play. Tfoutta here with your contrarian opinions. People love to hate on tourneyfags, don’t they.

Cope

Jokes on him I haven't bought a single DLC character yet. Generic anime sword people is an auto-no, and I never gave a shit about Banjo. I will have a hearty laugh if they reveal another Fire Emblem shitter though because of the ass blasting it'll cause.

Call me when they announce Earthworm Jim.

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He made the right decision. No one gives a shit about gay esports except koreans.

>H-h-he did it all just to SPITE the competitive community! He did it on PURPOSE just to say "FUCK YOU" to the competitive community!1!!
Get the fuck over yourselves, holy shit.

He made the game that way because that's the game he wanted to make. Spiting a few thousand neckbeards on the other side of the fucking planet did not factor into any of it, you self-obsessed mongoloid.

This basic platitude would have been reasonable if Sakurai wasn't a director who has gone on record explicitly saying that it displeases him that people try hard at his games.

Don't even bother with them, dude. Seems like whenever Smash shit comes out or gets announced Yea Forums's local nintendofags come out and shitpost anything that doesn't suck Sakurai off to death.

You can just tell they're underage from the way they type, shit is embarrassing.

Gonna have a field day seeing you sadcunts try to pull off your 100% winning strategies you have in mind with Hero and then fail miserably to just navigate in the menu while also paying attention to your opponent.

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>Smash players are so retarded they think that's difficult compared to literally any melee top tier

No wonder you fools can't hack it in Melee lmao

Do you think menu navigation is difficult?

If you've ever watched a Smash 64 combo contest you'll see players doing menu nav mid-combo. It's not rocket appliances.

>smash

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I honestly didn't want to reply a generic "shower" shitpost but I literally felt a shitty odor when reading your post lmao.

Except people aren't as good as they'd like to believe.

Yeah, people like you lmao

>Shulks monado speed
Cucked
>Jigglypuff's sleep
Cucked
>WFT's healing
cucked
>WFT's on-demand attack buff
Cucked
>Robin's mana system
Cucked
>Space furries reflector
Cucked
>G&W's random crit
Cucked

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