Imagine you died tomorrow and the only thing you did with your life is play video games

Imagine you died tomorrow and the only thing you did with your life is play video games.

Learn a skill and have sex, guys.

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you sure told that little boy by saying have sex

we live to enjoy life not to work

got myself covered

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actually had sex multiple times
it was unironically disappointing, maybe my expectations were too high

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>PROCREATE, GOYIM

SUPER SHAME

>having sex will change your life

>YES, GOYIM, DIE OUT SO NO ONE WILL OPPOSE US

this user got it right, funerals are always shit and cringe, just fucking burn me to ashes and put me in some bottle

LMAO look at that dead faggot. I'm glad that kid is dead.

Being a virgin by 9 is pushing it these days

>lowered into ground
>DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

Im too insecure to try. The thought of putting my face or even being intimate with someone is mutilating

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This

So edgy. Enjoy facing God and reviewing that comment.

I feel like not existing right now, so it doesn't sound so bad at the moment. Existing is such a pain, but killing myself is a hassle.

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Your skills and number of times you have sex go with the list of video games you've played on your grave: nowhere. And then the grave will be weathered into unreadable condition in a couple hundred years and no one will care you existed or understand if you had any impact you had on the world. Just do what makes you happy, and don't impede other's happiness.

why would it matter? all you did was something billions of other people have did who were forced to. i'm not forced to, i did something i kind of liked sometimes

If i died tomorrow whatever I did beforehand no longer matters. I have a job but gaming is so much more comfy. I'd rather enjoy life.

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Dude you just sound jealous of neets

Post 30 seconds of you having sex.

I'd regret nothing

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Literally impossible without paying for it

Nah you don't want to see my ugly ass being ridden by my chubby gf

>learn a skill
Yes!
>have sex
Also that, but it's way less important

>killing myself is a hassle
Ur just a coward

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said the tranny who obsess about Yea Forums's having sex literally every day, rent free

POST THE EDIT WITH MARIO THROWING SUPER SHANE OUT OF EXISTANCE

Imagine if you died tomorrow and all you did was be a safe space. Be a NEET and jerk off guys.

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>Learn a skill
I'm a carpenter, suck my dick
>and have sex, guys.
working on it, currently texting with a cute girl and have yet to spaget

lol

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