Fred Fuchs!

why does he keep making that face

Yeah, Fred Fuchs was the name of some programmer of a shitty game, that name appeared in credits. And they added him as a boss in AVGN: The Videogame.

unironically how did they get celebrities like him and Macaulay agree to do this shit, I doubt AVGN makes THAT much

youtube.com/watch?v=lZFzB8zzBBs

>He doesn't know
Both are down on their luck and desperate for relevance

i always assume macaulay does things fairly cheap
he seems like a nice fella

Macaulay is desperate to be in anything
Gottfried makes me genuinely curious though

>Le big red letters

First Jon Jafari and now Gilbert Gottfried. What's next, Adolf Hitler?

>Washed up "celebrities" clinging for relevance
Wow

JBP

ID RATHER SPREAD A DEAD DOGS DUCKBUTTER ON TOAST AND EAT IT THAN PLAY THIS PIECE OF DAWG CRAP!!!

>he's going to have gottfried join rolfe's family for role playing the aristocrats joke

why does avgn have to have a bigger scat fetish than even most furries

i rewatched most of his reviews and had to skip past so fucking much content because it's the same le ebin gross out humor joke almost every fucking time

>Z-listers
>wtf why r these famous people from my childhood on a shitty internet show

>RLM gets Culkin
>AVGN gets Gottfried
>Jontron is probably going to get OJ Simpson or Richard Simmons

E-celebs have better guest lineups than SNL now.

AVGN had culkin for a few videos too faggot
Difference being that RLM keeps the faggot around from the looks of it
>he actually thinks shit like Culkin and dumbass Gottfried are better guests and SNL has

"Fuchs" is the german word for "fox" btw

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Gottfried voiced this badass right here which is better than most SNL fags.

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it's going to be Swamp Thing tier isn't it

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is he still married to the thot that ruined his movie though?

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You can thank Matt Matei for those. Watch any other their James and Mike Monday's and James is always pretty chill and relaxed and straightforward, but Matt is always on edge, edgy and a little childish. Plus, I think it was confirmed some time ago that Matt writes the jokes.

I want to see Moa's face reacting to disappointing penises

Toxic Crusaders, whatever. The absolute shittiest episode even people will deny it just to save face for a sweet old man

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>that shitty Dracula game

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>multiple avgn/jerma/dunkey/vinny threads per day
can you shills fuck off back to twitter where you came from

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BLACK GUY
WOMAN

GET IN HERE

That's pretty good

>that show is still going and even christopher lloyd is still on

i hope not because i love gottfried but it probably will be.

>that shitty Dracula game

Is that his wife?
Jesus, she got fucking hideous. Never marry, lads.

Now what about one that frightens but entices her

>he actually thinks shit like Culkin and dumbass Gottfried are better guests and SNL has

Yes.

The only guests SNL has nowadays are unfunny mainstream celebrities.

The only person I've seen guest star on SNL in the past 15 years that was any good was Chris Hemsworth. Even when they get funny people like Chappelle they suck all the funniness out of them.

James is acceptable though

Every board has one e-celeb that isn't cancerous

celebs make it cringe and hard to watch

what face?

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AVGN IS THE ONLY E CELEB THAT SHOULD BE TALKED ABOUT ON HERE
FUCK THE OTHER E CELEBS

Holy shit, is that Kyle?

remember to sage and report eceleb threads

Gilbert Gottfreid is such a cringy little Jewish faggot. Can't wait for him to die from extremely painful cancer or some other pathetic little Jew disease, hopefully he fuckin' gets Tay Sachs lmao.

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Macaulay was on a big internet celebertity tour to promote his new website. He did several videos with RLM.

Thanks for catering to my weird fetish, user, I really appreciate it

What kind of hat is that on the right? I can tell it's supposed to be a pith helmet, but it looks woven like a panama hat in a colonial style.

Gottfried likes voicing birds in cartoons it seems.

No problem user
Now I´m wondering if you´ll attend one of the upcoming US or EU concerts and whip yours out in front of her

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>avgn
zoomzoom, zoomies

Welcome to your new reality, doughboy.

>Every board has one e-celeb that isn't cancerous
I'm curious, can you name some of them? The 8-bit boomer is the only one I know and sometimes he does some dumb shit too

I've seen them in concert, but I'd never whip it out in public. That's a great way to nuke your entire life. I just like women's facial expressions in reaction to seeing any kind of dick, either disappointing or imposing.

is this better?

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Gilbert is a fucking god. Hopefully he does his Dracula impression.

what

Pretty sure he said nigger a few years ago and got blacklisted or something

And then he got #MeToo-ed and it all went to waste.

Castlevania isn't shitty

cry more bitch nigga

do these girls know how to play those instruments or do they just show up and make weird faces while holding the instruments while a DVD plays in the background?

gilbert will basically do anything for a paycheck. he is always on that stupid show on TruTV where they show internet clips from like 2011 and have unfunny no-name comedians make stupid jokes and comments about them (like old VH1)

wasnt it from Simon's quest

sneed
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sneed
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sneed
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>sneed
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>sneed

Can I just have my pathetic 35-45 year old manchildren without annoying, washed up celebrities too? Is that so much to ask?

James writes the poop jokes without a doubt. Mike wrote much of the gameplay portions. Up until about episode 100 then he dropped out.

>I'd never whip out my dick in public
whew thanks for letting us know

Gottfried got "cancelled" a few years ago because he said the n word. He also said catch a floating dead Asian girl and fuck them (referring to the tsunami)

She could react to Mike Matei's cock

but James is a washed up celebrity too at this point

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Moa plays a little guitar, but only in one of the new songs. They "only" sing and and dance while a band plays the music Everyone does what they are supposed to do very well though

youtube.com/watch?v=fRiaJMk8qNo

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Scooby, Athlean-X, Report of the Week, Steve1989, hicock, and James Allsup are the ones I know of.

inb4 mentioning anyone related to /pol/ causes shrieking

What's the disappointment, that it's too massive and girthy to fit inside her?

Besides the hair and his landwhale wife, James is not pathetic.

Su is a good vocalist, Moa is an okay vocalist. The dancing and hype are impressive though.

/pol/ has Jim.

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

Keep Saying It

That doesn't look like his wife, that looks like the chick who used to be in his "Over Analyzers" series.

Don't forget his faggor friend with the fedora that can't carry a tune. Kyle "james fired my ass" Justin who now lives in the woods feeding off berries

do you really think people are clamoring to get macaulay culkin or gilbert gottfried on their project in 2019? these are the exact tier of celebs i'd expect on AVGN honestly

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Jim is beyond fucking cancerous

All the IBS autists are as cancerous if not more than the fedora tippers they sperg about.

Allsup is just pretty chill and analytical.

Fred Fuchs is also the name of a well known DSP alog who was obsessed with dsp to the point of coming off as worse as dsp

Fuck no.

Gilbert is a solid b-celeb.

It was the '92 Dracula film game, not Castlevania

>James doesn't give two shits about petty """cancel""" culture
Based.

Imagine refreshing Yea Forums from day on end, just to post e-celebs aren't vydia related and get some (you)'s

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

it's actually surprising that Babymetal somehow manages to be the only idol group that actual made it going international

YOUR SOUND CARD WORKS PERFECTLY!!

fucking retard

Yea Forums has at least two, James and Jerma.

So do any of you zoomers know how fucking filthy Gilbert is? He's easily the most notorious comedian in the history of stand-up comedy.

youtube.com/watch?v=fREPkG8qLR0

Having an incredibly talented lead vocalist, appealing dancing, creative writers and making good music helps

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Jeffery Sweeney James stalker is such a faggot

>YAAAAAAASSSS OMG THE FUNNY NINTENDO MAN
>OMG HE KNOWS THAT FAMOUS PERSON
>HE MADE A VIDEO GAME? DUDE BASED I'M GONNA BUY LIKE A JILLION COPIES

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kill yourself, ugly retard

>say one word one time and suddenly your entire 30+ career is over

That's fucked. Society is fucked.

Alpha James fired his fedora wearing ass
James is /ourguy/

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nobody wants to hire him anyways, he's an old ass man that's a relic of the 90s, he shouldn't hav even had a career in the first place, he's painfully unfunny

Is hollywood/tv this fucked people have to go to online shows to promote themselves?

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>Frederic S. Fuchs is a television and film producer active in the United States and Canada

If James is able to net Hollywood celebrities why doesn't he just go get the actual Fred Fuchs who works in Hollywood?

>NOOOOOO STOP NOT LIKING MY ECELEB ON MY ECELEB BOARD

Makes sense, they tried to cancel him when he said he had no interests in seeing Ghostbusters 2016. There was the one ass who insulted his wife as well because of it.

Excuse me?

Mike fired him because he dared to insult Trump and Mike is extremly right-wing and wishes for a white ethno state

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James fired Kyle a few years ago

keep seething, redditard

Really?

>Mike is extremly right-wing
>has a yuge cock
It checks out.

how has mike not yelled NIGGER in anger in one of his livestreams yet

Can you sound even more like a faggot redditor

It's like he....grew up from those times

>likes avgn
>calls others redditard
>fails to see the irony
>>>/reddit/

Hollywood, mainstream music and tv for the most part are the equivalent of AAA gaming industry. If only Netflix stopped their current and retarded model of "originals", things could be slightly different.

These comics are so fucking bad and unfunny holy shit I didn't know it was possible to be this unfunny.

AVGN existed before reddit.

No, he's the same spazz he ever was, you can see it when it austically rages over an enemy hitting him in some game no one else in the world cares about. But he's not a total idiot, he knows not to yell racial slurs when Cinemasscre is his cash cow.

>n-no u
brainlet maximum

>it's legal to cum inside the baby metal girls now

Nice

>le green meme arrow letters

Mike is /ourguy/
One day we will realize this. There will be a Matei awakening.
He also happens to own the Cinemassacre Youtube channels. When you sign up for a channel, you legally own it.
That is an alpha move right there.

seething redditor

>avgn existed before reddit
>that immediately disqualifies it as being for the reddit audience
Nigger what?

His streams aren't Cinemassacre. James isn't even involved in those. He has "muh k

I bet you were on that bus.

THIS IS GONNA BE A BELTA
Fraser did say they filmed more AVG before he moved to Japan. I wouldn't be surprised if he got James on for one

lots of female lead singers actually are very talented when it comes to instruments

>the shittiest
No, that'd be the christmas "skit" episode with the guest comedian I can't remember the name of. Genuinely the least funny, most irritating episode.

jeffery Sweeney (autistic redditor) aka screenwave destroyer and James Rolfes stalker creates almost all of these threads.

I can only imagine how butthurt the original poster of these "angry at e-celebs capslock red words" images was when he made them

Doesn't matter, he is attached to the brand as much as James is. You really think because he didn't say it on the official channel there won't be backlash against Cinemassacre and James? They're all in this together.

Well, he hasn't said it. (yet) lol

>hes still seething over “muh ecelebs on muh board”
hang yourself in your parents stinking bathroom you cunt

Wait, in which video did Jon appear?

AVGN has made a feature length film

Why do you assume it's ONLY for the reddit audience?

Wow! A feature length film! Surely that means it's video games related and not television & film related!

He's the main character in multiple games

There's always one of Jim's cocksuckers who shows up to whiteknight a grown ass man who spends his time making fun of autistic teenagers and declaring fatwas against other autistic ecelebs

>literally seething
no really, kill yourself

youtu.be/tHsxCjuKfoY?t=311

This is the peak of comedy

because that wouldn't be interesting at all

DILATE
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hmm....

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Phil is the only manchild ever that if he got laid ten times, he would still be a virgin.

>'MEMBER FRED FUCHS?
Fuck off James. It was an offhand joke that worked because it was ridiculous. It was never meant to be a recurring character that comes back ten fucking years later. Goddammit I hate you.

remember when mike wrote the episodes before episode 100 then left to stream. He decided “fuck this garbage” i wonder if he actually hates avgn now too. We know james does

Avgn always manages to make me smile.

>has gone to such shit he needs to start ruining his old stuff

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