You are finally getting your generic J-RPG protagonist in Smash Bros later today along with a decent amount of DQ content all things considered. You got your wish, but at what cost? You were supposed to help us BTFO that stupid cereal mascot Banjo laughing alongside your fellow Stevies when we were revealed as Challenger Pack 3, not betray us days before E3 and side with those insufferable jerks who've since harassed us to no end post E3 and made many a poor Minecraft child feel like shit for supporting their favorite video game character! You even have posted images of us in a septic tank choking on your protein powder flavored waste for the sake of cheap and revolting clickbait threads here on Yea Forums when us Stevies have done nothing of the sort to you or the Banjofags!
You don’t deserve your spot in Smash Bros. You don’t deserve any of this! This is the equivalent of whipping out your dick and telling the poor child whom you beat up for lunch money to open wide for some "yummy lemon juice" as you pee in his face!
Your good friends over in the Minecraft community did nothing but serve as an inspiration for the Dragon Quest Builders sin-off series along with having your back against those nasty Banjo losers for as long as we did and this is how you repay us after all these months? I don't think so! Forget being friends!
You may have gotten your desired characters, but at what cost? Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing. Just know that some little kid had to taste some Banjofag's rotten piss after getting beat up on the school playground simply for wearing a Minecraft t-shirt!
Traitors? We were always disposable to you Stevefags, you never valued us or our Franchise and simply saw us as a means to an end. A stepping stone to "btfo" everyone else so they could seethe.
You deserve to suffer and this karma was a long time coming
>This thread Yikes...... Sorry about my friend grotesque steve here, he's sort of.... coping right now. Anyways, congrats Erdrickbros and Banjobros on the reveals, you guys earned it. Who do I want to see in smash? Well, Steve from minecraft of course!
all i read was "was it worth it" and i can safely say, yes. yes it was. the hero arrived and banished your annoying shitposting for the next century. be forgotten, do not reproduce, and most importantly, suck it
Gavin Rivera
steveposters are ednazis
Brayden Ross
Now this steve is the steve that we deserve
Adam Howard
>Your good friends over in the Minecraft community
I didn't realize days upon days of shitpsoting makes "good friends".
The way I see it, you fucks deserve this shit for all the stuff you did. Hell, you blockhead fanboys even tried to claim that Banjo getting into Smash is why Etika killed himself!
imagine being the lad who made this, putting a decent amount of effort in.
and then E3 hits
Luis Diaz
based
Oliver Roberts
and what's next,hourly smurfenstein generals?
Leo Kelly
>y-you’re all just bullies! You don’t deserve this victory! “No!” It’s all just banter, Stevie boy! Just like when you were passing around that anal vore video before E3! You didn’t mean anything by it, right? It was banter! What are you saying? That you can dish it out but can’t take it?
Steve just gets replaced with a custom skin when you play MC, anyway, and default skins get ripped on. However, when people try it with Banjo through Yooka Laylee and fail, I guess that's that.
>when us Stevies have done nothing of the sort to you or the Banjofags! Nice revisionist history
Ethan Moore
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Jackson (yes, THE Andrew Jackson from United States History) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Jackson walks into the spotlight!
>b-but the leaks from Henry Clay show John Quincy Adams is getting the spot “No!”
Tsk, tsk... haven’t any of you learned by this point that no one cares about your made up rules? What ever happened to “no western characters” or “no characters with mature themes?” That’s right, Sakurai doesn’t give a shit! And with two dlc slots left, Jackson is sure to make the cut thanks to his popularity in both the eastern and western sections of the United States! Everyone knows popularity sells, so why would Nintendo pass up on the marketing potential of Old Hickory? Even Martin Van Buren, the leaker who correctly predicted Banjo, still claims that there will be Jackson content in Smash. Sure, Banjo may have gotten in first, but as they always say: “the best is saved for last!” But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter when I swat you with my walking cane so hard you'll think you were Pakenham at New Orleans!
I roll my numerical Ouija with the graceful protective light of the 7. By the fortune of the 7, Everyone gets free tacobell tacos today.
Thomas Hill
Too bad everything in Taco Bell is shit.
Colton Nelson
I was never really taking sides other than wanting Erdrick, or really any DQ character for that matter. Now that i'll be playing as him today, i'm a neutral party. Minecraft is a good game. Banjo Kazooie is a good game. Good luck to whatever people weren't bashing Erdrick I suppose.
