Why does Link look so angry

Dilate

give sex

I don't have to

I just knocked my wife up, what's your excuse?

>being a breeder

>scrambling to find an insult

Fatherhood is gonna be great

>can't even make a comeback

anyone got something that is like this but it's femdom and she wants the guy to go crazy for her and impregnate her

you have a 50% chance of it being good

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the internet is for fun, dumbass, nobody cares about your wife

No, really, have sex

Man it took you 10 minutes to come up with that?
Kinda disappointed to be honest.

It's someone else's

Dude. Im not joking. Try it sometime

You should try being more creative and applying it to your posts instead of relying on the same tired attempts.

You should try working on your looks and personality and apply it to getting laid, instead of jerking off to cartoons all day

See that's better as you added more elements but it's still focusing on the exact same topic in the end.
As a suggestion you should try thinking of other ideas instead of just sex for your focus.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

Okay then dilate

It's something different but you're still relying on the same tired insults.

He just need to be happy the hard way

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Listen pal im not even the same guy im just bored as fuck waiting for slow ass plaza tire to fix my shit so do me a huge fuckin favor and BE PISSED OFF

But I am bored too.

Yeah I can tell you're not joking buddy I'd be laughing

I hope your car explodes

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