You wouldn't stick your dick in a Nazi, would you?

You wouldn't stick your dick in a Nazi, would you?

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Is she hot?

Where do you think we are

Cuck

Her picture is right there retard. Are you blind?

I prefer marianne

No, but I’d stick a knife in a Nazi.

I meant to ask about her temperature. For research purposes, of course.

she cucks you anyways, why even try?

I'm probably not going to buy Three Houses but Edelgard would've been my pick since she obviously gets the most screentime. So, yes?

It would blow your goddamn mind if you saw some of the places I’d stick my dick in, a Nazi’s the tip of the fucking iceberg.

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I would. I wouldn't fuck a disgusting (((bisexual))), tho.

Apparently her route has the last amount of chapters. 18 I think as opposed to low 20s for the other two.

I'd rather stick it in her exotic conquest princess

>pair her with yourself
>is embarrassed to be seen with you and refuses to have your children
>pair her with anyone but you
>she publicly marries and has children with them
I'm still laughing at all the faggots who thought they would become emperor by marrying her.

yeah, but out of all the girls she gets the most screentime

>is embarrassed to be seen with you
>mfw when I said this as a joke two days ago and people are now parroting it

>a joke
"it is said that they were sometimes spotted leaving the palace to privately enjoy the world they had created. How they spent those precious moments, none but the two of them will ever know."

>private time means she's embarrassed to be with you

>locks you in a cuckshed and publicly denies being involved with you and refuses to have your children
>pair her with anyone else and she marries them publicly and announces she'll be popping out kids with them
OH NO NO NO NO

Just like a real dictator

My Little Hitler Can't Possibly Be This Cute

>fucking a nazi instead of a vengeful goddess

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Fuck yeah I would.

>second mission for her in BL is literally 'show those kids what we do to people who rebel against the church'
love it

I just want to know one thing. Do you kill the golden deers in the Blue Lions route?

Fuck yes I would. I would tame her with the power of dick.

Perhaps

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No, Edelgard does it

Yeah, but she has the worst ending of all the Bayleth+ X pairings unless you have a cuckolding fetish.

What the fuck is her problem?

Too bad she's Bi. I need a woman who will have my babies.

You have an option to go rescue Claude from the Edgelord

Unironically have sex

I would, too bad the game won't let you

I'd like to smell her feet first, desu.

Are you stupid?

why are her legs so fucking long

Nah, nazis should be shot, just like our grandfathers used to do.

HYYYYYYAAAAYYYYAAAAOOOOOOORRRRGHHH AAAAAHHH MMYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKK OOOOOOHH

How can you not resist the urge to just hug her and tell her everything's ok?

Because she'll throw me into prison and deny my existence?

Edelgard? Isn't that a boy's name?

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>initially see her design
>reaction is a meh
>find out she's the main villain
>interest goes through the the roof

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nigga that literally means fucking like rabbits in secret, you are a COMMONER who has a secret affair with a fucking EMPEROR, that is the hottest shit possible, just the danger that comes with such a relationship makes me diamonds, the doujins write themselves here

only if you're a fag who plays a girl. she and M byleth has no such nonsense

Why doesn't she just give you a noble title and then legitimize the relationship in a few years? You're one of the most powerful warriors in the world by the end of the game and much of the Empire's successes can by attributed to you (if you pick them). People have been granted nobility for less in real life.

she abolishes nobility and will hand off power before retiring with you anyways

byleth has a crest which by game standards makes him treated as noble anyways, its THE big dick crest

because after founding a meritocratic republic she's gonna quit anyways

Highly probable she would elicit favoritism appearance and incite rebellions, by keeping low she can plan for someone else to just take the empire while she fucks off with ( You ), there is no point in giving you titles or other crap, she just wants to live with you and let the empire go

How should I build her?

You don't know me very well at all.

Why not do what Dimitri did and marry you. Make you his pope queen and be in love with you publicly while fucking like rabbits?

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brigand until class mastery for deathblow then warrior unless you're a pussy.

I was planning on going Armored Knight, is that bad?

edelgard dismantles the false church of seiros leaving worship of the goddess intact.

Seiros destroyed an ancient advanced society, Nemesis and the 10 elites killed the dragons in revenge and took the crests and weapons from their bodies.

Seiros killed them and spread the lie crests were a gift to keep humanity under control.

Who were you meaning to quote?

she gets 2 unique op armored classes for free later

him. that explains why she didn't just make you bishop and marry you

That isn't what I was saying when I posted that. I more meant it as he is the only lord that does marry you, even Claude doesn't. I don't really see why Edalgard, or Claude for that matter, doesn't marry you in the end. The popewife comment was meant more as a joke, not saying Edalgard should do that. She could have done something though.

>in BL
What?

I put my dick on her. She's pretty warm indeed.

Boy's love :^)
Blue lions