Wokenstein breaks the canon

Wokenstein breaks the canon
Doomguy is the a decedent of BJ Blazkowicz
How can two dyke sisters reproduce, as well as transfer through the name blazkowicz onto the offspring? Since i recall the father's name is left, not the mothers

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>giving one shit about the pants on head retarded lore that is wolfenstein and doom universes

they're not played for the story, user.

No.

>Caring about plot in DOOM.
Pic realted or autism

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*Science babies tag*

Doomguy is a descendant of BJ from Wolf3D/RTCW/2009 Wolfenstein. Nu-Wolfenstein takes place in another timeline where Doomguy arrives in Nuum.

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Being able to give a child the mother's surname has been a thing since before you and i were born

Don’t forget the clusterfuck that is commander keen mobile billy and Billie twins

Because Doomguy is from the classic universe, where B.J. had a son named Arthur.

since when, since i recall children mostly never take up their fathers name because single mothers are spastics.
Also BJ's daughters are lesbians, lesbians cannot reproduce without dick

YB makes a point of the timeline diverging

There's a image showing this.

He has another kid with another woman, who becomes Commander Keen's dad. New Commander Keen is old Commander Keen's son and may also be Doomguy/slayer himself.

Alternatively you can hope this means Nu-Wolf has completely broken off from the idverse. It could also be like says and the MachineGamesverse is where cult UAC rises probably shortly after the Nazis are completely ousted. As of NuDoom Hell is basically a parasitic cancer to other universes, once left alone in a universe it's broken into long enough, it integrates that universe into Hell's universe/dimension.

Honestly, it'd depend on if we see some Jew Science tech in Doom Eternal.

That’s only for the Machinegames universe.

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Yes, with his twin daughters on the far left and Nu BJ post-Ubersoldat head transplant even mid-bottom right in the image you linked.

At some point the father of Commander Keen changed his surname to "Blaze" to make himself more marketable

So if assuming we go by Tom Hall's canon that's Doomguy's surname, not Blazcowicz

1) They could've had some sperm donations idfk
2) The wife's name *can* be carried down, but it's not nearly as likely so most go with the husband's name.

Arthur changed it because he became a radio personality.

>William Blaze
>Will Blaze

Is NuDoom good? Considered getting it, but always been distracted with other games when the opportunity came up.

ahem

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never underestimate degenerate Jewish Sorcery

>defeat ebul nazis
>literal hell breaks loose and Satanism/demon worship spreads like a wildfire

What did they mean by this?

sounds like real life.......

Doomguy is still descended of the original BJ Blazcowits who ended WW2 in 1945

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Yes, it's great. Probably would feel worse after Eternal because it's going to be faster and mode difficult.

Trying to connect the games was a mistake, it was better when it was just small references

It’s okay.

>it's impossible to have more than two children

I might pick it up when it goes on sale then. or pirate it depending how Eternal turns out.

children born out of wedlock take the mother's surname automatically.
doomguy is not confirmed to be named blazcowicz.
lesbians are not infertile nor averse to childbirth.
the daughters are not confirmed or even insinuated to be lesbians.
your stupidity is quite deep-seated.

Simple, Doomguy's adopted.

It won't be canon in a few years when they soft reboot wolfenstein again after this current failure with machine games is finally done.

BJ got his head cut off, and got it put on another body. If he tries to have kids again, they wouldn’t be his.

the whole keen/bj/doomguy being related thing was retarded, romero and hall should stop being such wallies

>INSANE POLLACK ENDS WAR

everything you said is actually confirmed
so yeah, go fuck yourself cuck

Then post it.

incorrect, the OG source states he is related

D44M is a sequel to the old Wolfenstain continuity, not the new one.

Technically, they’re sequels to both.

Holy shit I completely forgot his head's attached to a ken doll now. Fucking kek

i just did

BJ has another kid, Arthur Blaze, who is Commander Keen's dad (who changed his name due to ). Why is this hard to comprehend.

BJ can’t have another kid.

Like what they are doing now?
Only spergs are trying to bring theories of shated universe

It would make more sense if the nu Commander Keen games follow off the nu Timeline because of Have two Keen's, two BJ's, one Doomguy that we know of.