Why do girls love him so much?
Why do girls love him so much?
Charles Reyes
Angel Brown
They do?
Daddy issues, that's why.
Lucas Smith
Yeah, every girl I know who plays this game does. My GF even calls him her "husbando".
How would "daddy issues" apply to a disgraced spymaster?
Juan Wilson
he's a big guy
Xavier Nelson
Have sex
Julian Mitchell
Women like Power and Status
Colton Wood
Girls love guys with power and status. And this guy is literal definition of power and status.
Isaac Thompson
But I don't have any Power or Status.
Lincoln Gray
>OH NO! HE TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX, I LOST, NOOO!
Logan Moore
>heard my sister call deatlaff 'fresh' once
>usually thinks the older/well dressed guys are the best characters in games
Zachary Wood
money, power position, daddy issues
like honey to flies
Charles Long
Dick is literally in his name and actual best hope for the north.
Zachary Rogers
Fat, uncut, slavic cock.
Asher Ortiz
he is ugly but he is genius level bad boy (last quests doesnt count as CDPR went full retard because deadline)
Tyler Diaz
>fresh
What did she mean by this?
Carson Smith
Richard Hawley's voice acting
Zachary Morris
He runs a bathhouse and bitches love baths.
Zachary Cook
>1000IQ best tactician spy manipulator of all time
>thinks its a good idea for his fat axe wielding ass to "ambush" some superhuman known for killing the vilest shit out there
this shit was just so pants on head retarded who the hell though its a good idea?
Tyler Rodriguez
worst quest
its so retarded I dont know where to begin
1. he knows about Geralt since the books and doesnt have a good relation with him
2. he counts on his loyality for no fucking reason
Ayden Baker
Yup, still mad about that quest. It's so badly written by comparison to most of the rest of the game that it makes me wonder if they handed it to some intern writer or something.
Xavier Young
He's known for a large penis. Quite long, but with tremendous girth.
Hunter Perez
Reminder that he fucked prime Phillipa and his dick game was so strong she dumped another girl for him.
John Morris
user.....
Owen Cruz
>rowdy alpha chad with a thick chin
>Why do girls love him so much?
Jordan Phillips
Probably the smartest motherfucker in the Northern Kingdoms.
Brayden Jackson
Im sure thats the reason and not because she could have Redania by the balls
Dominic Wright
He's a fucking cripple though.
Jayden Wilson
he just wanted to feel like a cool guy for once
Anthony Walker
>smart enough to earn himself a life in luxury.
>has befriended a rock troll in his care whom they treat as their own child.
>has literally gone against governments and lived.
>looks like a giant teddy bear.
>he also has very nice soothing voice.
That's why, user.
Ian Garcia
Oh yes Detlaff is extremely handsome, I didn't want to kill him and the good end is bullshit. Ayanna deserves the rope. That handsome devil's mistake was to be tricked by a thot.
Xavier Thompson
It wasn't very smart to fuck with a Witcher
Zachary Young
...?
Benjamin Parker
>I wouldn't trust that cunt to hardboil my eggs
>get her out of her before I bust a testicle
Top bants
Chase Watson
Ur gf is cucking you
Matthew Barnes
Pity points and maternal instinct trigger.
Andrew Cox
Alredy had with your mom faggot :^)
#rekt
Jonathan Roberts
With a video game character? Seems unlikely.
Nathan Thomas
The video game characters just reminds her
Xavier Morales
>looks like a giant teddy bear
He looks like a fat jew. No offense, but he does.
Tyler Hernandez
his qwent card
Juan Wilson
BWC
Jayden Walker
See me smiling? I'm dead serious.