No way fag
No way fag
Charles Jones
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Robert Long
Why wasn't Lucia in 5?
Asher Torres
Game had enough trouble already making Lady and Trish relevant, another side character would have been too much. Plus DMC2 is considered the black sheep of the franchise, for good reason.
Lucia got stuffed into the prologue novel.
Jonathan Nguyen
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And she was in the novel, and even tried to get into Dante's pants with the help of Matier
Kayden Bell
Why is Dante a volcel again?
Is it because he doesn't want more Sparda spawn running around or something?
Dylan Foster
PTSD
Jace King
Nah, that's just Bingo being retarded with scenario writing, same as always. Dude is wonderful at character writing but can't actually coordinate a story to save his life.
James Hernandez
Is Dante literally a virgin?
Blake Richardson
Women are demons
Jeremiah Morales
Yes even his autistic brother got a groupie of his father pregnant.
Henry Price
>Why is Dante a volcel again?
>again
Outside of demon hunting Dante is literally a broke ass, unlucky loser.
Michael Garcia
He's still the best, most powerful boomer out of them all.
Zachary Thompson
Anthony Clark
as a half-demon his aging will eventually come to a halt and will live for centuries much like his father, so he has plenty of time to reconsider
Gabriel Robinson
>Reminder
Vergil needed to split into two different virgins to regain his power.
Hudson Walker
So you have to clone yourself after sex?
Evan Gray
its been confirmed up till 5 that he only stops aging when in devil trigger form
Lord knows how that changes after absorbing both Rebellion and Sparda now.
Jeremiah Adams
So the wizard meme is not a meme
Robert Turner
Levi Gray
yeah, that will definitely keep him around for longer. He already looked way too good in 5 for someone nearly pushing his 50s though
Gabriel Sanchez
He is not a volcel, he just knows how to pull out unlike Vergil. And he probably just doesnt want to give birth to a child that will live a life of pain because of him
Jaxon Morris
>how to pull out
The only thing he knows how to pull out is his DT.
Have you seen how the guy act when not in a mission?
Lincoln Thompson
>life of pain
at least they can fight back against demons and not die like a bitch
Jordan Lee
he is saving himself for his one true match.
Owen Taylor
>volcel
He tried to put the moves on Lady after her bossfight despite being largely uninterested in her romantically and was shocked that vergil /had sex/. That with lucifer dialogue makes me think he's not a volcel or incel. He just doesn't care for sex beyond quick fun knows how to pull out.
Vergil on the other hand has to show every woman the true power of a motivated son of sparda every single fucking time so it was a statistical inevitability that one of them would survive long enough to carry to term before the judgement nut killed them.
Evan Parker
Literally just chilling, reading pervy magazines. Is there a problem with that?
And he pulled many sword from his chest, so I'm pretty sure he can pull more than just his DT.
>at least they can fight back against demons and not die like a bitch
Yeah, but think of what it'll be like to be Dante's kid, it's almost like he's asking for another Eva incident
Levi Rogers
why would his progeny have a life of pain with him as a father and a mother that can keep up with him in terms of grandioseness?
Sebastian Sanchez
All capcom characters are virgins and all relationships they have are strictly platonic.
Connor Gray
>Literally just chilling, reading pervy magazines. Is there a problem with that?
No, he is depressed, alone, losing bets and writting edgy shit that says "die, die, die".
Cooper Green
He's in
James Ortiz
just got cerberus in V. is it worth it to keep going? the gameplay and grafix are top notch, but there is very little else I'm interested in, even the ost (yeah I know u fags love it) isnt my thing. The puzzles in the previous games werent amazing, but taking them out was just lazy. That one part with the blood fountain was at least a nice change of pace if a little shallow, but it needed more interesting shit like that. You're inside a fucking blood guzzling tree and you cant make anything interesting other than room after room of combat? and you cant even change Nero's arms without breaking them, how hard would it have been to switch them like Dante's melee weapons? is it unfinished? will there be DLC that fixes all this shit? goddam i was so hyped for it. How do I cope bros?
Jacob Sanders
you are almost at the end
Xavier Roberts
Nah if they are gonna add a dbz character it's going to be Goku
Ryder King
>tfw just became a wizard today
>no powers
fuck me
Daniel Baker
>No, he is depressed
He seemed happy with his time with everyone else
>alone
His job makes him not alone, and he has Morrison, Patty, Trish, Lady, Nero, and now he has Vergil too
>losing bets
Against Lady and Enzo, his friends, or at least I think they are
>and writting edgy shit that says "die, die, die".
He was just drunk, and it might've been an Evil Dead refrence because he also wrote "dead by dawn", maybe he was watching horror movies when he was drunk.
Nicholas Brown
Give it some time, you need to discover them first
Luke Brown
that means you had sex in your sleep
or got fucked in the butt, the rules area bit blurred on that one
Noah Garcia
Thought this was a netflix the Witcher meme .
Aaron Reyes
>judgement nut
Sizable kek
Kevin Green
are onaholes count as sex?
Ayden Howard
If it was made by a woman, yes. She would have provided you with a means by which to stick your dick in something. Same goes for socks made by women if you're a fucking animal.
Landon Ortiz
another blurred line, it's like saying masturbation counts as sex
William Allen
Evan Edwards
Jeremiah Peterson
swap towa with mira and it makes more sense
Carson Myers
Jack Miller
boards.fireden.net
>tfw you aren't Barry
Kayden Butler
>Why wasn't Lucia in 5?
She had her debut in a shit game.
Blake Rivera
user, you just in denial, everything points out that Dante isn't "ok".
Joshua Murphy
He's pretty "ok" if you ask me. And all you're saying is that he is depressed. But over what? He got his brother back, DMC1 was about him accepting his mother death's and taking revenge for it. He is pretty bored when he is alone though, and that's clear.
Luke Jackson
>the judgement nut
Connor Morgan
Camden Brooks
I still don't get this meme. Why would Leon want to have chindren with that cunt? Wouldn't it be better if she said something like she is sterilized?
Logan Diaz
>fill my dark hole with white
Nolan Bailey
Leon and Ada though
Aaron Barnes
virginity makes him stronger than Vergil
Owen Wood
mutherr
Lincoln Campbell
im still glad i asked for this to be made
Julian Hall
kek
Ethan Bailey
Playing through the series for the first time, on 4 now. Why am I backtracking through levels I already completed and fighting bosses I already beat as Nero with Dante? Gameplay wise its my favorite so far, but this is stupid
Samuel Taylor
He cries for his mother in his sleep.
Juan Ward
Ayden Rodriguez
VERGIL NO
Samuel Nguyen
VERGIL YES
Jaxson Kelly
Because they needed more gameplay hours but didn't have the budget to create more art and levels.
Aiden Gomez
>That dialogue
Sword
Sword
No Dante not sword
Book
Nathaniel Morgan
Judgement Nut. nuff said
Isaac Myers
Out of all the DMC content creators out there, fucking WHY THIS GUY?!
Christian Green
Thank you for posting this.
Hunter Long
so is there going to be dlc? or do we have to wait 1 or more years for a special edition that has playable vergil, lady and trish?
Ethan Walker
>Baka gaijins translating 'Shin' as 'Sin'
Let's be honest, True Devil Trigger sounds much better.
Benjamin Fisher
Hunter Ross
dante was sort of depressed
having vergil back brought fun and a real challenge for dante again.
imagine being the most powerfull guy out there bored out of his mind because no one out there can give him a good fight.
Thomas Brown
What are some games where 'No way fag' was a vital plot point of the story, pic related
Evan Evans
dead space 1 and 2 ?
Jaxon Sanchez
Because Kamiya is a wholesome but jaded man. Itsune is a good guy and decided to respect Kamiya's character instead of butchering him
Jackson Garcia
Dante is mentally still a child, his childhood trauma stunted his emotional development and he exhibits nothing but childlike behaviour since DMC3, the only activity that he considers therapeutic (fighting with Vergil like they did back when they were kids) is in fact actively harmful for his psyche as he regressed even more into a childlike state when encountering Vergil, as evident by their reunion in 5 and basically any dialogue exchange in 3
a therapist would have a field day with the sparda family coming in for a session