GARFIELD KART 2

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Holy shit

looks like lasagna is back on the menu boys

mondays

TICK TOCK RYANFAGS

Get fucked Lymanfag

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who the fuck are arlene, liz, harry and squeak? where is Jean Arbinkle

GRFOFLD

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NO NO NO NO RYANBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Looks like Kart™ kino is back on the menu

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>only Jon and Harry got capital letters in their names
???

Isn't it just a port?

This fucking thread, thanks guys.

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Funny how they gotta rely on edginess to try and compete against Ryan

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you get to watch the winner vore everyone else confirmed

based Garfield Kart

>almost 3 times as many tracks as race with ryan

Based illiterates.
>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be see playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to all agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.

Actually you might be right, I will have to check how many tracks the pc version has.

>supposedly a handheld but too large
Take the fucking joycon off, you do have more than two pockets right

Copyright issues.

It's on the other consoles as well, no need to turn this into a console war thread.

Praise him

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No one you replied to even mentioned the Switch. Actually, unironically rent free.

>Sonic team racing
>Crash nitro fueled
>Race with Ryan
>this
Is the kart racing genre dare I say ... saved ?

I actually cant wait for jerma to play it

>16 circuits
HOLY FUCk
RYAN BTFO

He's the unplayable final boss

Doc Boy or boycott

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Ryan has only 4 worlds
It's entirely possible it is mtiple tracks per world.

Is there dlc so I can drive Garfield around in his lasagna pan bed?

Also US Acres track?

Post your most wanted
>Garzooka
>Odious
>Live-Action Garfield voiced by Bill Murray
>Emperor Jon
>Lasagna Cat Garfield
>Charlie Brown

Try oversaturated
Mk8 is the only one we ever needed

Nice subtle Sneed post user

pie-rat from that garfield super hero book i had

HE'S IN

Memes aside, kart racing genre at it's peak never had a lot of games

it comes out on the other consoles, retard

>t-this company sucks! the other company is b-better!
console war fags are the worst

Can we have a big name rally racing game next please.

gematsu.com/2019/07/garfield-kart-furious-racing-announced-for-ps4-xbox-one-switch-and-pc

OH NO NO NO NO

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nobody claimed it's exclusive to switch. Garfield must be set free to all platforms available.

Prove you're not a secondary.

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To be fair the artstyle is fine, and kart games don't need a lot mechanicaly to be better than Mario. Just have at least similar drifting and sensation of speed and I'd be happy to race on those 16 tracks

>782 hours

what?

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I like garfield kart but I don't 782 fucking hours like it.

Nice idling

>CTR is adding microtransactions to its not-fortnite store, slashing coin gain in MP races, adding babyfur pandering to the mix and charges you $60 for a game thats clearly intended to never be "finished"
>Meanwhile both Garfield Kart and Race With Ryan provide a complete experience without any triple-A garbage for $30
how do we keep doing it garfbros

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*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

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Jon Arbuckle!

Jon Arbuckle...who?

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>found out Jim Davis hasn't actually written Garfield for years and that's why it's so shit

Jon Arbuckle, 2.

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we better get a garfield echo with his original design this time.

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>has delivered quality entertainment to us non-stop for over 40 years

How can one cartoonist be so based?

BINKY WHEN

CTR got fucked hard

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Garfield Kart has a diehard fanbase, don't fool yourself.

US Acres characters when

WHAT THE GOOD FUCK IS GOING ON WITH KART GAMES

>Pipe Strip is the ultimate power up

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Somehow I read that as NSFW

I genuinely didn't know who Harry even was

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I want a Beetle Bailey game that goes from college to boot camp to war and then back home.

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>nsfw
huh?

Look you're lucky your local newspapaer even cares enough to have Beetle Bailey

Fist of the borf star Garfielf

He was donut steel OC, and an OP PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

NERMALBROS RISE UP

>manlet
>rising up
never

>playing video games at work
I hope you dont do this

Yeah, my paper is pretty based honestly.

He's from that recent Garfield show. I dunno if it's even still running.

Is this going to have at least local coop?
Because the first one didn't have it and it's not fun to play such a shit game by myself.

tfw no garfield/dilbert crossover racing game

3 game modes – grand Prix, single race, time trial
Multiplayer – up to 4 players in split-screen mode and up to 8 players in online mode or portable on Nintendo Switch
16 circuits – crazy races in stunning environments inspired by the world of garfield, such as palerock Lake and pastacosi Factory
8 characters – garfield, odie, Jon, nermal, arlene, liz, Harry and squeak
9 attack and Defense bonuses to turn the race in your favor

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Haha
Jon Arbuckle, 0

>up to 4 players
I'm sold.

>782 hours
How cute.

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How is he not dead yet

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FUCK CTR!
Activision shills on suicide watch!

LOOKS LIKE KINO'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

Liz is the doctor Jon is friends with, I think Squeak is Floyd but renamed

>is friends with

Aren't they in a relationship now?

Who are Harry and Squeak?

Jon is an incel, user

Squeak is the mouse that appears in multiple Garfield comics/cartoons. Harry is a cat from the new Garfield cartoon, there's a pic of hi in the thread

This can’t be real.

STREET RACER SEQUEL WHEN

no. why would anyone want a relationship with jon?

Slit your wrists emo console warring faggot

That fucking buff Superhero Garfield

Is he gonna play it, bros?

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It isn’t. It ended years ago.

He fucking better

call me when BASED heathcliff is back on the race with his iconic cast, like the bait merchant, the aliens from uranus, and the garbage ape.

Ah. Ok.

Oh it was

I don't remember if the person managing their twitter was underpaid or it was an imposter, but the guy went full /pol/ for a week or so.

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there's a new one in the making iirc

RYAN FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Holy shit

I want at least one U.S. Acres rep just so the Garf Gab guy will make fun of him.

>he isn't buying both
What are you, a poorfag?

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What the fuck lmao

Cope Ryanfag.

Ufo nerf when

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OH NONONONO

RYANFAGS BTFO

THE KING IS BACK BABY

>for a week or so
How the fuck did they not immediately notice this shit

So what makes you think it's a sequel and not just the same shit phone port that's on steam right now with a new name?

>You dare challenge me?

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PetForce Alts when?

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>tfw garfield cart world champion

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Reminder that just within the last 12 months, Sony has:
>moved the Playstation HQ to California
>censored games for no reason to the point of having Rated M games on Switch being Rated E on PS4
>forced Japanese devs to have meetings in English with no interpreter
>angered AA and below Japanese devs, pushing them away from the PS4
>been actively uncooperative with crossplay, making themselves the only platform not included in crossplay in several large games
>lost several console exclusives to Switch
>pulled out of E3 completely
>gone on record saying they're struggling to adapt to the current climate and thinks consoles will be obsolete soon
>announced they're going to be making fewer games from now on
>announced that they will no longer support smaller studios in favor of Triple AAA studios
>make the PS5 a niche only machine

Where's it go?

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If you use Odie you're banned from my server, simple

ryan keks absolutely BTFO

WE DID IT LADS!

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T. Nermal shitter

must be sad for snoyfags to be having such a devastating drought of no games huh

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The only good thing about Heathcliff was Cleo.

I want a Smurf Racer 2

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I unironically bought and played Garfield Kart 1 in Steam but the game was legit garbage.

Shit taste

>t. Never played the multiplayer beta

The fps goes all the way from 20 to 300 and it doesn't have any slide mechanic and is basically mobile port I think with a slot machine that gives you free powerups.

based queen of cuck arlene

>Nice bait Ryanfag

why is garfield a meme

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Shit why did I put an arrow there

youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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Because it's so appallingly unfunny that it transcends normal comedy into the weird post post ironic comedy this shithole currently trades in

What does that make Heathcliff?

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It was a meme before the internet

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>garfield kart sequel announced the same day ctr:nf killed itself

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Why is this shitkid so popular

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>suddenly Nintendo announces Mario Kart 9
>then Sega announces a completely free expansion to TSR

Feels good to be a catchad

youtube star, parents shill him, probably have pajjeet dosh or whatever the hell he is. can just make dumb videos making little kids think hes their friend

Will it be fun?
I do like how the style looks but I see no gameplay video.

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>ctr:nf killed itself
what happened

the game is gonna have microtransactions

Remember the Garfield Kart twitter account!
Kart them out!

Is the Garfield Kart game actually decent or is it just pure ironic memeing?

What do you fucking think?

>what the...

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Sub-Nermal or perish

What is it about Garfield that attracts so many surreal memes and shitposts? Lasagna cat, Fist of the B0Rf Star, Garfield, imsorryjohn, Garfield Minus Garfield...

Same as the Simpsons, Garfield is a cultural touchstone that everyone knows but nobody holds sacred. It's ripe soil for dumb injokes.

...

Reminder Sonic Robo Blast Kart is the best kart racer out right now.

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LOL

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And a yiff yiff to you too fellow Deviantartist!

I think it's regional thing. From what I can gather, burgers had Garfield shoved down their throats for good 20 years by now, so everyone knows him, and everyone are pretty tired of him - and tiredness with something is first step to turning around and looking at it as objectively as possible.
I know Garfield from handful of reprinted comic strips which probably comprise less than 10% of all strips about him, and from frankly good cartoon. I do realize it's not comedy gold, but for kid me it was more than servicable, and I still sleep with Garfield plushie (mostly because it's shape made it absolutely astounding pillow). I never had a chance to start hating FAT FUNNY CAT, and I also never had a chance to see all the 3D cartoons and such.

And also lasagna cat channel.

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because he ate those food

youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPidZP_3X8

Gnorm Gnat and Spot as secret unlockables.

JOHN

Why did Brendan Fraser become so awkward over the years? He has chad mannerisms in the mummy and george of the jungle

He got JUSTed.

Heaven is a void of light John

youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw

Why have I never seen this brilliance before... Holy shit. The more I look at it the more layered it becomes. Is Jim Davis God's prophet?

STICKY

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

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based

ripwtf

youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

The pipe

...is this fucking doom engine? this looks like a fucking doom engine game
>Garfield
I assume you mean Garfielf?
my favorite garfielf video was removed from youtube
and i will never find it again and it's very sad.

S E E T H I N G
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Garfield is shit
>Haha he doesnt like mondays
>Haha he doesnt eat cat food and instead lasagna
How can anyone like this?

Heathcliffe is Jon’s cartoon.

You're aware that everyone, you included, relate to him, right? That's why he's as popular as he is.

>this game will unironically be better than Sonic Team Racing
post yfw this fucking happens

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>he doesn't get it
What's it like having two digit IQ?

>Only have a two digit iq
NUMBER ONE, BABE

I don't know anything about this game but it uses OST from Sora so it's pretty based

Gnorm Gnat

user thats not your profile, its mine, and its out of date I'm in the 1000s now

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