How did she survive in Novigrad?

How did she survive in Novigrad?

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she sold seed and feed at sneed's store

>change hair colour
>nobody recognizes you
Easy when people know you as the redhead.

Isn't it implied she sucks the guards off?

she fucked horses and dogs for protection

same way anyone with tits like that does: easily

She sucked Djikstra off to keep her hidden.

SIGID

Like Yennefer in Rinde.

she's like 10 times more beautiful than yennefer, jesus I wish I could put a baby in that

she has a weird voice compared to all the other characters

give her black hair and you would never think that

Sigi has the biggest oneitis for Eilhart

I only find her attractive with the eyes cover thing she wears. Why?

cuz she sounds american

Why?

she sucked off alot of men

Because you're a homo.

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She might be putting on a Rivian accent to mindfuck her way into Geralt's good graces.

Women have more hiding places than men

She sucked 37 dicks

She looks really plain, almost like a peasant woman for some reason.

In a row?

breasts

But Geralt isn't Rivian, why would he care?

are you one of them homosexuals

He still speaks with a Rivian accent himself, Vesemir taught him when he helped Geralt decide on his professional name.

I know he does, but why would he give a shit about someone else speaking with a Rivian accent?

source

thanks to her magic red carpet

She pleased old men for money and protection.

She looks much sexier with the blindfold

Dijkstra is a waifufag, he wouldn't pay attention to Merigold.

Why would Phillipa fufck Dijkstra of hes so fat?

*fuck
if*

Beat it nearly a year ago, just started a NG+ and going to do the DLC after work. I'm souped. Might even start a new game raw for the DLC since I enjoy the climb and also it feels wrong to pick up an RPG after so long, because of gear / stats / not knowing what I have or haven't done or whatever.

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Because he's a chad.
You wouldn't understand incel

He wouldn't, but Triss probably doesn't know that.

At least I'm not fat I suppose. Is it better to be thin and incel or fat and getting sex?

don't we all in one way or the other?

Chads can’t be fat, incel

If you unironically believe that, then you are truly lost.

What if it was a guy who used to be fit and played sports but then as he got older and his football injury stopped him from exercising so he became fat?

Triss has been to Kaer Morhen and is good friends with all of the witchers (except Lambert). There's no way in hell she doesn't know. Even if Geralt never told her she would've just read his mind.