The female breast? Total fabrication

>The female breast? Total fabrication.

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>Taking tits and away from butthurt permavirgins to get them out of their room and start socialising to see real pussy
When did Sony get so based?

Nobody who spend hundreds of dollars on a toy is seeing pussy in their lifetime

are you even trying

Shut up Riker.

>Backwards compatibility? We made that one up.

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Straight white males in 2019? We made it up.

>Games for our console? Complete fabrication

>Ray tracing? Invented by a writer.

>attractive females? Pure fiction.

>Gameplay? Not this time

Canvas bags
Total fabrication

>Did an entire slave plantation mysteriously disappear when a bright light appeared above it? Or are we just pulling your chain?

>Fun? Never existed.

>Consumer friendly pricing? We got you.

A controller fit for adults? It's a made up tale.

Got me.

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kek

>cross platform play? It's an urban legend, but it never happened.

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Fuck, lost.

This meme is CONFUSING!!

have sex

dilate

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Funny because true

Keeping your credit card information safe? Not a chance.

fpbp

our developers made it up

>Have you ever told a Snoytard to dilate?

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KEK

LAUGHING EMOJI

>khurbn eyrope? never happened

>What about the tale of Shin Megami Tensei V? The newest entry in the cult JRPG series coming to Nintendo Switch consoles?

Pure fiction. It never existed. Our writers came up with it.

>PS4 exclusive? Not after a year

>Six million?

t. incel

You know he's right.

>Did the janitor receive his pay check? It never happened

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>We made that one up.

Shout out to my /sleepsnug/ fellas.

>Polybius?
>Total fabrication

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Well, Riker would know, I guess.

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>Chuck's Fuck and Suck? Never existed.

how bout the female penis?

>an mmo patch that formated people's computers? It true, similar situation happened a couple years ago.

What an absolute chad. Troi was such a babe.

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like and share

>a good western game? Only in your imagination

peak of the series

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Not real.

I’m honestly surprised people still remember this guy. I wonder what ever happened to him.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

>stars in one of the most popular shows ever
>surprised people still remember

>Scalebound? It never happened.

Frakes is based.
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60fps? Not a Chance.
We got ya!

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>So what did you think about the tale of the haunted video game that played itself? Did you think there was a sliver of truth to it or were we just pulling your chain? Well believe it or not this one's real!

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120 frames per second? Not this time, we made it up.

Damn right.

Oh no, fren, I'll show you the PEAK of the series.

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>no backwards compatibility
This one still burns. They fucked us older customers over. I finally bought the PS4 for dirt cheap, but I’ll never put my faith in Snoy again.

>banning people for saying bad words is okay because only a bigot would ever do that in the first place why dont you try being a decent human being for once IMPEACH DRANCH BY ANY MEANS
eat a shotgun sandwich, faggo

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>Ace Combat HD Trilogy? It's an urban legend that never happened.

Do all those gaming streamer/youtubers with wives and gfs get denied daily by their soul mates? Tragic, but as long as you get to play vidya, I guess it's worth.

Always online, or a fabrication? Our research says a similar event took place & happened to a young man in the Florida area. Yup, this one happened.

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Have sex by dilating. Gain height.

Games going to other platforms, I don't think so, stick with us, and deal with every problem by bending over, not like you'll have a choice.

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Did 6 million jews get sent through the holocoaster, or were the wooden doors a dead givaway?

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>Stable 30 fps?
>A complete lie, sorry

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Cringe

have fun buying your old games again on newer consoles goy.

>Lastation is a ruthless authotorian empire that kills everything fun
And i still remember that post

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Play at half speed.

>Paying for online? As hard as it is to believe, this ones true

>make a joke
>snoys start fuming
every time

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The funny thing is this faggot is serious about it

Thousands of virgins losing money because a game company fucked up with it's game's economy? Well, this time it happened.

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FUCKING CIA

Top kek

I now got the urge to rewatch that show again.

Watch it on sleepsnug, a cytube channel where they watch comfy horror shows/movies and beyond belief too, weekends are the best.

Curse the californian bitches, we shoud nuke this piece of shit

>You will never watch a new episode of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction with your family ever again.
>You will never be able to guess with tales are fact, and which are false when they come back from the commercial break.

Why must the gods be so cruel?

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Magic? Not this time.

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Bro
It was always based af
The console always had the best games in existence

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>4k? 60fps? better than PCs? Not true.

i dont get this Yea Forums meme

>my made up cartoon totally reflects reality

Based