STEVIES! GO ON SABI'S TWITTER! THEY'RE SAYING A "RULE BREAKING" CHARACTER IS OFFICIALLY COMING TO SMASH! THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO FINALLY MAKE THE REBOUND!
NO MORE DERISION! NO MORE "BTFO"! NO MORE TRANSPHOBIA! WE WILL THRIVE! WE WILL LIVE! WE WILL CONQUER!!!
Sorry Gokufags, but the new "unexpected, rule breaking" character slot is taken by yours truly! If Sakurai were to actually include an anime character, that would open the doors for shit like Shrek to get into the ring- as opposed to the most popular Microsoft video game character of all time. But since we're on Yea Forums, we're not allowed to take the logical route, now are we?
Stevie here again, just to tell you the two Banjies posting about Sabi's tweet being fake is simply untrue! They must've gotten themselves banned from looking at their twitter- otherwise there's no way they could possibly miss something as validating as this!
why did stevefags make a lord english edit? are they homestuck fags too?
Logan Russell
But how is steve rulebreaking in any way lmao- even if it's a rule to have no 2 reps from the same company? Isn't dragon quest square enix, same with final fantasy?
Or are you talking no western characters? Cause if so banjo and dark samus proved that wrong too
Isn't it obvious? He's breaking the rules by being the first character chosen exclusively by a Discord server! A server dedicated to spreading the peon of a great religious society! Sakurai truly knows no bounds as to what lengths he'll go through to find the next Smash character! Isn't it beautiful?
That's a fake tweet! Come on, Yea Forums! Are you really going to trust a source from an anonymous post on Yea Forums as opposed to the all-knowing underdog Stevebro (who, may I remind you- is advocating for the most popular video game of all time to get into Smash. I'm doing God's work here)? You all need to learn to cooberate evidence more! Didn't they teach you that in history class that Stevebros are literally never wrong?
Wot did ye just fookin' say, laddie? The Shrek series is the 8th best performing at the box office among movie series worldwide. It was a cultural icon with an extensive merchandising campaign that resulted in almost anything you can imagine donning the iconic green ogre. Shrek was more popular and is more influential than Minecraft or its shitty non-character default skin is, was, or ever will be. Okay? Bye bye. See you later.
>love live started as a music project >idolmaster started as a video game >if sakurai breaks the golden rule we van have love live vs. Idolmaster in smash Kino
Whataver leak this is is fake and gay but Steve would not be rule breaking anyway, the only rule is vidya only. You stevies will get your mii costume and you will like it.
David Butler
You know what would be more kino? A character that isn't plagued with the embarassing stigma known as "anime"! Your pick is literally incapable of being liked anyone other than boomer NEETs who actually own bodypillows!
I have mass consumers! I have more sales than any vidja here outside of Tetris! I'm bigger than you and you need to start accepting that, idolfag!
We literally have tons of substantial evidence that point to Banjo being announced as cut in favor of Steve by the next direct! Haven't you been paying attention to the last few threads, Banjie? Looks like someone needs to cope and seethe from their sheer overdose in denial!
>Why would it be anything but the best selling media franchise in Japan But pokemon is already in the game
Nintendo aren't retarded, they know the love live fandom is something you want to avoid.
Jack Watson
Reminder >One Piece is successfully the ONLY anime/manga to officially cross over with Super Smash Bros. >Bandai Namco publishes all One Piece games >Bandai Namco also has merchandising rights for many One Piece media >One Piece is a pop culture phenomenon in Japan with multiple major conventions every year, major merchandising, is one of the biggest media franchises ever, has own events, and attractions. On top of that, Luffy closed out the Heisei Era, and is airing arguably the most important anime of 2019 with the Wano Kuni Saga. >Weekly Shounen Jump has big history with Nintendo. Chitoge, one of the main characters from Nisekoi, a Jump series, is playable in Super Mario Maker 1, making the idea of non-vidya less far fetched. >There are already two One Piece games on the Switch, and a third coming in 2020.
Sorry, Stevies. And Hunter Whisperers. And Love Livers. And... Mexicans.
He's in. But you know what they say? The hoe... is mad.
>One Piece is successfully the ONLY anime/manga to officially cross over with Super Smash Bros. Huh?
Thomas Jones
That month and a half when all the stevefags had killed themselves was one of Yea Forums's better recent states. Imagine believing any of this obnoxious faggotry is amusing.
Adam Jones
Okay, but have you considered that Steve is actually a... video game character? Not to mention that Steve is not a pioneer for modern day American censorship! Have you seen all the boobies in Nintendo Switch games lately? They would never associate themselves with fags like you who think replacing cigarettes with lollipops is a good thing! Sorry Onepiecefags, but it's your turn to have sex and dilate!
Though, we have our shorts wearing animal platforming mascot in this game now, banjo was chosen this time, perhaps crash will replace him next game...until then, COPE
Waluigi. He breaks the Assist can’t be playable rule and Reggie bothered actually saying that Sakurai would be told of the high “demand” for the character. I have no real interest in the guy but I wouldn’t be surprised whatsoever.
Let's count! Let's count how many ways the Stevefags were BTFO'd! >Banjo wouldn't be in Smash >No one would care if he got in >He'd look like Nuts and Bolts Banjo >He'd make realistic bear noises like Diddy and K.Rool >Microsoft wouldn't choose a dead franchise >Nintendo wouldn't bother >None of his music would be in >Grant Kirkhope wouldn't come back to do music
I have NEVER been foolish, nor incorrect! This is an absolute fact that you shall no longer be allowed to deny on Yea Forums, Banjofags! Do you even know what kind of people you're talking to? We are fucking prodigies! I was raised in a private school and got straight A's in all subjects, and excelled in basic economics! I later went on to become the captain of the debate team in my high school due to my uncanny gift with words and opinions. I have a masters degree in political science and liberal arts. I am smarter than anyone you will ever know, and I should know! I'M THE ONLY ONE properly predicting that Steve (Yes, THE STEVE from Minecraft) is coming to the greatest fighting game ever made to set aside your mediocre cereal mascots once and for all! I have an IQ of 250 which was recognized by a professional group of elite scientists. How fucking dare you challenge my masterfully crafted opinions, Yea Forums?! I rub shoulders with the richest and smartest people in the world who can make you disappear without a fucking trace. I know why you are questioning me. You are simply jealous of me living the high life while you suck dick and contract STD's for drug money. You fucking peasant. You are dirt. Filth. You all should know your place in this world already for literally participating in economic censorship! Don't think this means I'm done with you, Banjies. We're only getting fucking started. I've had enough of your petty arguments and low IQ drivel!. I'm going to engage in some real discussion with intellectuals, and hey- maybe one of these days, you dumb boot-licking rednecks can provide me with an argument in favor of Banjo that actually has the slightest bit of nuance!
Right! The building character that's first chosen to be represented in the most prestigious fighting game of all time- and it's Baba?! "No!"
I love the absolute hypocrisy! I'm glad we live in a world where Steve is constantly rejected but people ignore completely nuance-free fags like yourself! What's it like knowing you're never even getting a spirit? To be completely contrarian to the actual, genuine fans of this franchise? You disgust me.
steveposting is the only form of shitposting I can tolerate because of the sheer amount of effort stevefags put into their posts. someone put hours of dedication into animating this horrendous piece of shit. who the fuck does this all for shitposting? it's mind-boggling.