Korea Time: Tasteless Used To Grab Incontrols Dick Edition

>>Today is Soulkey's final day.
why the fuck did he join this. At the other hand, why not

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One last chance to fuck over Flash

based

Too bad about SC2 babbies immediately polluting the comment section

What happens if Soulkey gets out? do they just take 3rd from this group or do they decide some other way.

There's 3 total comments, dude. This obsession of yours is unhealthy.

Today's the day: the most precious Zerg player vs the best Terran player. Pic related is coming back soon to school these Protoss kiddies.

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feeling like a 4 today, flash and soulkey should make for some good games

all the 3rd place people get put in to a group and they fight for it

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I think they take the third from this group? Still not confirmed though.

FLASH AND SOULKEY WILL ADVANCE!

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youtube.com/user/IIjinjinnII

That reminds me, this guy has been putting up translated versions of popular videos from SC pros, mainly Flash and Bisu. Make sure you turn on CC.

I hope flash advances

Reminder that even if Soulkey advances he can't play because he has to go into the military in like a week.

I saw people saying he'd be back on August 11. I am pretty excited to have him back. I've missed watching him play so much.

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Reminder that if Flash advances first he will face Snow next round

If they're not gonna subtitles these in English, I just need to bite the bullet and learn to read/speak Korean. I get the feeling I'm missing out on a lot of funny shit with these group selections.

inb4 he throws to get 2nd place

Sacrsi and horang1 are going to get absolutely fucked. This isn't fair at all.

That was nice

SLUTTY STARGIRL SHOULDERS

S T A R G I R L
HOLY SHIT IT'S SHOULDER CITY TONIGHT

Have you guys ever noticed Artosis kinda looks like a turtle?

>youtube.com/user/IIjinjinnII
Oh this is great. Thanks user.

I doubt it if stargirl is chuckling she's probably just playing her hostess role

Should've spent those weeks learning to do pull-ups rather than playing vidya

he's a bird!

It's the hair

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>Soulkey has been practicing ZvT specifically to knock out Flash as a favor to the others before he goes out

God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNN those shoulders are next level.

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Not even possible unless he purposely loses so that he can fight Flash twice.

What does the bj stand for in the web address?

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Bad Jaedong

god, just look at those shoulders

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Soulkey wants Flash!

you will never have qt Korean gf that can wear a dress like that.

3, the loss of panda fades, but doesnt disappear

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"broadcast jockey" is gook for "streamer"

So many shoulderbros in this thread.

>Soulkey going to the army
;;

whats for dinner bro's

>half my galleries send to the fjords
>my tastes are pretty fucking vanilla too

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3 Terrains in Ro.8
nice.

>Flash

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>girl that doesnt have megatits
>tagged as loli
>gone

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Good words, Artosis.

4 with Flash
tesagi confirmed

It's still with me.

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its noon here

What exactly did Tasteless mean when he told the story about him grabbing Incontrol's dick as a prank?

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>that one match that nobody cares about

A round of zerg dishonesty before we get to real meat of the day.
Let's all root for our Protoss bros today.

>it's a "eng translated version is hidden but the raw isn't" episode

>almost 600 APM
>arms and body completely still

Hey Koreaboos, is Scarlett actually good at SC or is that a meme?

A sequel with the same characters was tagged as loli and it's fucking gone.
GONE.
What the fuck you tagging bastards?

>SC2
we dont care

>sc2

I've been awake for about 34 hours. I won't miss a Flash night, though. Sleep can wait until after.

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I saw Tasteless in China. His beard is getting REALLY fucking white, like old man tier. He must dye the ever loving SHIT out of it

>starcrump

Did the SC1 remaster actually btfo SC2?

Making spaghetti right now

Thank god we are out of the red vs. blue matches. White Protoss is kino.

Just rip another line bruh, if you're going for less than 3 days straight it doesn't count

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"She" is good on paper, but turns into a choke artist when any pressure is applied

why didnt tasteless pound this to poundsville

He looks bad when he isn't made up by the hot Korean broads

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I would bet anything that he did at least once.

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>losing the reaver
>losing all those corsairs

>three corsairs and a reaver without losing a single mutalisk
Horangi is fucked

>implying he didn't
She literally went on tangent during one of their streams about how dirty his room was.

It's randomized

>Horang2
Goddammit you fuck

>Tasteless looks like more of a dad that Artosis

Remember diet and exercise is important kids. You shouldn't look like this in your 30s.

what can a man do against such dishonesty?

ban /pol/

it's real fucking easy

Jesus christ Horang2, just leave the building right now instead of embarrassing yourself further tonight.

if you see young artosis and tasteless you'd think tasteless got it better. but in the end artosis won it all

Make expand then defense it!!!

...?

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If horangee knocks out flash with some absurd cheese I'll be very disappointed

dat unburrow
literally campaign tier ambush

God, Horang2 sucks

gg

>that pounce

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horang2 really fucked up man

>getting styled on by burrow
This is just mean

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Now that the zerg scum has collected his free state appointed win vs Protoss can we get to the real matches?

>Flash vs. Soulkey
muh diiiick

Kino incoming

what about it?

Reminder to stretch and hydrate between games

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>what about it?

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So Sacsri showed he could take a game off Flash. Anyone can take a game off anyone really. But can he take THREE in a series? Doubt it.

He's a fat sedentary drunk. What do you expect?

Jesus his head is massive.

artosis literally confirmed on-stream that protoss is OP.

It's expanding at a dangerous rate. I fear it may reach critical mass.

Susie mentioned off hand how Nick never cleans his room and always keeps it messy, implying she's been there. Only reason they'd do that is to fuck.

think about all the starcraft knowledge that must be in that big ol' noggin...

>>
>He's a fat sedentary drunk. What do you expect?
his god tier genes somehow keeping his beard colored

>Electric Romeo

hnnnnnghhghghhhh oh fuckkk

Flash getting chubbier

>Only reason they'd do that is to fuck.
what if she just walked him home gently

>Soulkey playing song about going to the army
;_;7

the Chad FlaSh theme vs the virgin soulkey ballad

this army shit is such a waste. why not just have a professional army only. Nkorea is stuck in the 60's when it comes to weapons. And america guarentees you. Just let those fucks run into the gunfire

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Innovative sign tech.

Come on Flash, be a good sport and take a fall for Soulkey.

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>going to the army in your late 20s
Jesus that sucks. You might as well be a fossil compared to most other conscripts and even most lieutenants.

>Teaching young men discipline and respect is bad

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>SC pros dont have discpline and respect

It's actually a good thing for society.

1. Gives everyone a job for 1 year. Great for 20 somethings.
2. Gives them exercize, skills, and things to do for a year.
3. Fosters national pride.
4. Soldiers can be put to work buiding things and doing extra things.

Israel + Korea have mandatory service, and I think we could do it too.

I took that screenshot.

When you have a country just north of you yelling everyday how they're gonna nuke you. you'd probably conscript

>Looking at Flashes Camera
>Jittery and moving in his chair, looks to be muttering
Did he forget to piss?

Forgot to unzip.

That's not what I said.

we had mandatory service and most people just remember it for drinking with the squad because nobody really believed in it.

>conscripts help against nukes

Soulkey's a successful professional competitor. His entire career is based on discipline and respecting the opponent's play.

>doing slave labour for a year or two teaches you things
Might as well send all young people to prison once they reach 18, take it from someone who did conscript service. There is a legit subculture of retards who consider prison a "school of life" too, so you're not alone

>Z*rgtoid getting dabbed upon

>"Hey bro, just parking my bike here. You don't mind do you?"

>Equating military service to slave labour

This kind of shitty attitude is what mandatory service helps to get rid of.

>that man tought he can beat Flash

>soulkey and jaedong are both raped
its a dark time for a zerg fan

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>All SC pros are the same bro they're all perfect people

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Based Flash sending Soulkey off in shame to die in the upcoming Neo Finno-Korean Hyperwar

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how good is flash?

please answer in one word or less

>being forced into labor without compensation isnt slave labor

GOD

Unzip.

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Fuck I've only seen a few of that crazy cunt's videos and that was enough

yes

It's really easy to see you haven't done conscript service.

QWENS

>with the rise of more MechTerran we see more Kweenz
I don't know how to feel about his bros

YU ARR MUH QWEEN

Is Sharp still in this?

I did that service my dude. Conscript culture is centred entirely doing as little work as possible and loading it off onto other people (usually fresher, weaker conscripts).
You're conscript, you have no attachments to the place or any real responsibilities. They can't fire you lmao. When you have less than 100 days to freedom you basically lay around doing fuck all, because you don't care what happens in this place after you're gone.

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God I fucking love watching Flash play.

>no wiggles
not the best quality

Yaaas queeen

FLASH BLEW IT

>mass goliaths against zerg

im no pro player but this is a bad decision, flash is gonna lose

its so rare to see queens work well.

i thought queens were desperations plays?

based retard

What a god!

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>Flash couldn't just take one fall to make Soulkey feel good before military

It's not like he wouldn't win his losers matches

he sure blew Soulkey up

>mass hydralisks against scvs

im no pro player but this is a bad decision

"Flash is almost maxed out"

>150/200

Take your meds grandpa Tasteless

but the scvs won.

>Soulkey refusing to gg because he doesn't want to go off to the army having lost his big match against Flash on his last day
Damn, this is kinda sad.

Terran is too OP

they are. soulkey is in desperation mode. but unlike the previous games where the player built queens when terran was already knocking on the door, he got the time to share up his queens

Stop using Hydras against Mech.

TANKS STOMP HYDRAS!

INFEST A COMMAND CENTER DAMMIT

How come people dont do Defiler+Overlord? I always see people just use Defiler by itselfs movement but I imagine investing into the Overlords carrying abiltities can be very good for sneaking Defiler into better plague positions.

Wow Flash got fat as fuck

gg

>FLASHED

Poor Soulkey. Now he will have to clean the toilets at boot camp.

RIP Soulkey

Considering how many factories he had Tasteless wasn't wrong.

>Flash got fat as fuck
yea, he isn't so flash now days too.

golliaths would kill the overlords fast. and its even more micro for a faction that is already hard to control.

because you got smoke for that, defiler+overlord would brutally stress the Zerg with his sacrificial tier macro/micro even harder

why dont they just have a starcraft section in the army to keep the players up to speed when they come back.

>goliath+seige tank

uhm.........why not make a million zerglings???

>i biuld tank
God I hate watching terran so fucking much

they do, Bisu plays all the time

air force ace m8

>the army but you get to play starcraft all day

Airforce ACE died with Proleague

name one zerg unit
just one...

you CANT

air force ace is former military members
mandatory service in gookland cuts you off from everything. until recently you were only allowed to write letters, now you are allowed to use your smarthphone for a short time in after day service is done

the SC part died. And didnt bisu save up his leave to play some

infested terran

wiggles

Disruptor

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>all terran is mech all the time now
Whatever happened to medics?

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jackie chanalisk

swarm host

Gordion
FASTER

>inb4 Flash puts his keyboard 0.02mm too far to the left and gets smashed by Sacsri

what are these nips yelling

Effort 2-0 against Flash in finals POGGERS

>sacsri has never lost a game to flash
Flash might as well just gg now, embarrassing record

It translates to "Fuck Japs and fuck niggers!"

Today I will remind them.

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The worst thing Tasteless has ever seen

Sacsri no

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HEY, JOIN THE PARTY, DROBES!

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Oh no

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SK terran too intensive

~round and round the spawning pool~

probes are cute. CUTE.

SC2 ruined them

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flash's wrists exploded and everyone likes to copy flash

Terran players can only build tanks now, no one has the skill for bio anymore

>The worst thing Tasteless has ever seen

Reminds me of one time in GOM TV tournament, a guy put his Nexus ONE space higher than it should be. Nick complained the entire time.

Woo!

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>burrow

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sounds disgusting

>Queens again

When will they learn?

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Is there anything Flash can't do?

how can zerg even beat a terran in the late game?

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Queens really are the desperation play

>queens
pls no

by not getting pushed back early game

keep the vessel count down so you dont lose all your lurkers and defilers

Wiggle.

gg bye Sacsri

nice game doturds

Has queen play EVER worked out against a good terran player?

INFESTED
TERRAN

WHEN1?!!?!!?!?!?

I can't even remember the last time I've seen lurkers used effectively for anything besides blocking ramps while evolving.

>Queen + Hydra

STOP

DOING

THIS

YOu always die! Just use defilers and zerglings!

Aw come the fuck on? How the fuck is that allowed? Fucking hell this fucking game

>building umbrella protecting from queen rain

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>one (1) ebay countering entire enemy startegy

THE ENEMY CAN NOT PUSH A BUTTON IF YOU DISABLE HIS HAND.

lol enjoy your loss. There's no unit that beats tanks. It's such a great unit and requires zero micro so you can micro other units instead easily

>requires zero micro
Is that what zergcels really belive?

Honestly, it just seems like Vessels are just so OP against Zerg...

Guardians wouldnt be good against Tank+Goliath?

>I press D durr so hard

*irradiates your guardian stack*

spread em out...

Why the fuck are siege tanks only two pop?

why put the defiler mound at your most exposed base

gg

PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER

*builds 2 paper airplanes to shoot at your irradiated stack of guardians*

*can't attack the same target and get focused single by goliaths*

Guardians are weak and slow as fuck. There's nothing that counters SV + tanks

UNBEATABLE
UNFUCKINGBEATABLE GOLIATH+SIEGE TANK

LITERALLY HOW DO YOU BEAT IT AS ZERG

Why do these Zergs keep trying these hard to pull off weird plays? I've seen it work maybe once and fail 95% of the time.

STOP IT.

Do normal plays. STop this Queen hydra shit.

Get Fast-lings, defilers, lurkers, and ultras. That's how you beat mech.

just 4 pool lol

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cringe

1. You don't let T get like 4 bases. You hit them HARD and are killing their bases. If you've let them get that big you've already lost.
2. Defilers + lurkers + Zerglings
3. Ultralisks are the Tank counter unit.
4. Switch to mutas occasionally.

It feels like they just want to deny us watching ultimate KINO that is late game ZvT

>just get tons of bases and get ultras bro, just ignore that irradiate will kill defilers and lings will evaporate against tanks

>Fast-lings, defilers, lurkers, and ultras
vulture(mines), goliaths, tanks and vessels beat that ez

Guys I think Flash might be a slightly better player than Sacsri. I know it sounds stupid but just give it some thought.

It's just Larva trolling everyone once again

As soon as Flash gets a third base it's fucking over.

>zerg just gets run over
>kino

This just leads to an empty late game ZvT and not an actual kino one.

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They are 1:1. It is anyone's game, either sacsri wins or he doesn't

im no pro player but this is a bad decision

why does the spire have a sphincter at the top

dumb reimuposter

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Why doesn't he trust in the Ultralisk?

Fast as a zergling? A billion armor? Irradate takes hours to kill? Just drop it into the main...

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because zerg players are gay and enjoy the sight

Seeing an Ultralisk is what made me buy the game when it came out back when I was a kid.

>Irradiate takes hours to kill
In fact, Ultralisk is the only Zerg unit that Irradiate can't kill from full health.
Irradiate exists to soften the Ultralisk mostly.

i always thought a spawning pool looked like a squished up burger

that is all

Hey it worked once

irradiate is upgarde for ultra

>Irradate takes hours to kill
Yeah not really. And it hurts other units that surrounds the ultra which is always a lot

>More queens

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>queens
NOOO

>queens again
Why? Is this all because of that one game where Larva beat Flash with queens, which only worked because they were playing on a fuckhuge map?

not if the terran plays Mech

Someone please photoshop Sacsri's head on Kevin James body with the King of Queens logo

>queens

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>noooo why is he building the only unit that counters tanks??? fuuukken noooob

>user still believes the pros do not practice the Queen strat on- and off-stream and that they're all just parroting Larva mindlessly

Lmao yeah those queens really did a lot in that last attack.

GUARDIANS WHEN

>He fell for the Queen meme

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W I G G L E
I
G
G
L
E

when a Zerg manages not to lose all of his Mutas in the harassment phase, actually does substantial damage, and isn't facing 5 fact goliath

the queme if you will

Yeah because cheats are allowed, wow brood war so balanced very amazed

>"counter" units

Scrub detected.

>this is like the e-sports manga
Kek

>surrounded by fucking tanks
lmao

How do we beat Flash?

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gg

THE ZIP

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HE ZIPPED UP
I KNOW HE DID

we ban pants with zippers

>because cheats are allowed
what

We need more queens

YAS QUEEN SLAY

it was nice of flash to let someone else win a few tournaments

Jaedong his wrists.

S h o u l d e r g i r l

Wow another game won with tanks, such amazing plays.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Third Wolrd and Sparkle

God, the only thing that would make it more perfect is a no-strap bra. Got, I would murder for those shoulders

Damn, he really is getting chubby.

ドドドドドド

summon JangBi

Lads I know we joke around a lot about Tasteless being a party animal, but how many games do you think Tasteless actually plays?

I know he plays Starcraft when Artosis comes over for a sleepover, but I bet that's all he does. What do you think Tasteless does in his free time?

you don't

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GARBAGE
COMPACTED

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do u think winner put peepee in stargirl

more like ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

recover form hangover, drink, fuck korean girls, look at artosis stream adn wonder how he fucked up his life so much. go over to artosis and see his family.

poor snow

queens are fucking good against mech
soulkey did fine with them too, he was just too behind in the early game

does coke and destroys ladyboy prostitutes

>What do you think Tasteless does in his free time?

He has said he binge watches Games Done Quick. So picture him in his underwear with some booze. Sometimes he goes out to bars.

He only just started playing Starcraft again because his wrist was fucked up for a while. The round a couple days ago he talked about playing in an internet cafe recently. I think he actually goes to bars and picks up Korean sluts. Also, he spends his free time calling his patreon sugar daddys

I wonder what his relationship with Artosis' family is like

lmao@stargirl, what a qt with that laff

>LIL

sounds pretty gay

>Dad, why is that homeless man in our living room?
>That's Uncle Nick! You remember him right?
>He stinks like booze.

>This isn't even my final form

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tasteless fills the drunken uncle function

what you expected from this man?

>I wonder what his relationship with Artosis' family is like
Due to crippling autism I think about this

>Daaad, where's uncle Idra? He's way cooler!

based and redpilled.

get up and stretch your legs, people!

why are korean screen names so short and concise?

flash
larva
mini
stork
...

if you had a short and concise screenname, what would it be?

me, i'd be banana
need more fruit in starcraft diet

Jin_Air_OSL_Flash_vs_JangBi_2011-08-26_@_Pathfinder.mp4
god damn that was a game.

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I like to think Artosis' wife puts up with him because she's nice, but deep down she disapproves of their friendship.

I bet she wants to move to America to "settle down", but knows Dan would PROBABLY rather stay in Korea doing his dream job

>t. also an autist who thinks about this kinda stuff far too much

If she lost some weight she'd be fuckable even without a mask

hes too old for coke. that should would destroy his body at this age

>[whisper] hey nick I told you to shower and not booze up before coming over remember
>what youre gonna kick me out
>no, just, just try to stay clean otherwise i cant keep doing this, my wife is going to complain
>we're still buddies right
>yeah of course, give me a hug.
>sniff, thanks dan, you mean a lot to me.
>yeah, now lets get you up and into the shower, then you can eat with us

Been doing this a lot more since what happened to Geoff.

yep
*sips*

because its easier to copy from the dictionary

>rush
>larva
>best
>sacsri
Who will advance in the bonus round?

she has god genes making her tits huge. So if she would shed the fat her body would be pure milf meat.

larva

God, I hope sacsri doesn't lose. We need more zerg.

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>think I'm too late to catch anything meaningful
>loser's match 1

Oh fuck yeah dudes korea time

best

koreans rarely use those nicknames and usually refer to themself by real name

WHO UP FOR 4Th GAME OF QUEENZ ?

I know, that's exactly what I meant

the new best of 3 format is a godsend

Hopefully Larva, probably someone else.

Is Horang going out 0:3 or can he win a game ?

I actually feel she's ok with the friendship and enjoys Nick's company.
She can't wait for when they are old enough for Nick to babysit over night so she and Dan can have a date night
>t. also an autist who thinks about this kinda stuff far too much
I am quite normal irl

she and tasteless should hit the gym together and get into shape. they look great but ruined thmselves

He's not playing against tanks so we can finally watch a real game

yeah I can't wait to watch a quick 2:0 from 3 hatch hydra allins

Larva is a defensive choker, give it to someone with actual balls.

she married a man that used terran 1 to walk down the aisle, she knew what she got into

30 minutes into his monthly call with you and he gives you this look

wat do

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quickly redirect the conversation to talking about rapid

for me its Terran 3

there's literally nothing better than your wife's friend or your boy that you can leave your kid with while you go have a night out

it's free, they're trustworthy, your kid likes them, np.

I haven't watched BW in a while. From what I remember marine+medic later combined with tanks+ science vessels was the TvZ stample.
Then I noticed terrans doing their transition to mech from bio.
Now I see they just go straight for mech (like Flash massing goliaths and adding tanks later as we have just seen). So how come this thing wasn't viable/done on regular basis in TvZ before? I mean the game has been out for 20 years.

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>Nick to babysit
"Alright kids, this is what's called "shotgunning" a beer.

Based Artosis if I'm honest

no fucking way

Sounds good. Anything but tanks

DT drop!

Where did this Tasteless coke and whore meme come from exactly?

also hes on the young side of 30 you can easily abuse coke at that age kek.

Yeah, I am SO fucking glad they implemented this format. Lots more fun to be had this way.

>So how come this thing wasn't viable/done on regular basis in TvZ before?
Because matchups keep subtly evolving over the years and necessity became a mother of invention in light of top Terrans fucking up their wrists and not being able to keep up with SK Terran
also godly Muta play got weaker against top Terrans so Terrans just waltz out and kill

we got a fucking tactical genius over here

>not using zerg 1 to marry

youtube.com/watch?v=Lg6tI3MJPLk

fitting for marriage

You're never too old to abuse coke.

It's just because of his party animal reputation which evolved into the exaggerated coke fiend who bangs every sexy gook babe he can find.

>arty comes home
>tasteless passed out on the couch, smells like beer, shirt is drenched
>room smells like stale beer and sweat
>bucket on the floor with vomit next to it
>kids have chocolate around their mouths and the choco cookies are ripped open and empty in the kitchen
>when he wakes up starts apoligising with a thick tongue and tries to stand up but is too fucked up
>artosis pushes his wife out of the door before she can see whats up, pushes tasteless out of the back door, and starts cleaning up while trying to stall his wife

>Where did this Tasteless coke and whore meme come from exactly?
Artosis during his stay in Korea learned language, got married and started a family.
Meanwhile Tasteless, well...

Lmao Horang2 why did you even show up?

>>also hes on the young side of 30 you can easily abuse coke at that age kek.
not with his health

when did nick turn into the analytical one

>That massive swarm of blue moving across the map

Beautiful.

The big spoiler is that despite being a boozehound who ruins Korean women he knows his broodwar

gg

God, this is one of the sloppiest days I've seen from a player in a round of 16.

He started playing again despite the memes.

He plays toss

>Protoss player knows how Protoss matchups are played
>even if he somehow stayed completely ignorant and uninterested of the game he still has Day9 to call up and ask about ZvP trends

How scary would it be to see a swarm of these guys?

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fucking Horang2's profile image looks like he's about to cry too, fitting for this series

So... looks like we will get ZvZ Sacrsi/SK, I think Sacrsi will win that.

>Arty and wife come home after nice date
>Distant sound
>Arty and wife look through apartment
>Kids are all in Arty's study watching Nick play Street Fighter

what's the song that plays between matches?

when wasn't he?

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How many illegitimate children do you guys think Tasteless has?

>have cool scythe arms
>spit tiny needles instead of chopping people up
Biggest disappointment

red zerg looks so sick

just constantly bloody

I always thought it'd be cool if they changed to scythe attacks when in melee range

>tiny
they are pretty big and having giant spikes into your body doesnt sound nice

horang2 should have made an archon to zone out the mutas

I hope SK at least makes a good last impression before hes gone

I think they made Roaches like that in SC2.

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im no pro player but this is a bad decision

who ready for a 10 minute bo3 zvz to end the night

they do in SC2, probably one of the few cool features

He should make a dark archon and freeze the mutalisks.

Hydras are also in sc2. I forget that they are in that game pretty often too.

>Soulkey destroys Sacsri with 4 starting drones

gg

maek muta

Holy shit, Horang2 looks like he's ready to hang himself.

Archon lookin like an old man trying to chase young kids off his lawn

well that was one-sided

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So, the other pros mocking Horang2 during the group selection wasn't meanspirited, it was just about stating facts.

Sacsri will win, SK zvz is his weakest matchup.

Duh. It's like watching Flash with tanks against zerg

>he still mad

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wtf racist

Flash please

Knife fight in a phone booth.

ready for ZvZ. Im putting my money on SK having extra powers for it being his last match. No pressure, just focus

they are koreans, only whites can be racist

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shouldnt you be playing vs Sacsri now?

>tvt
>chess
>durr I build tanks

>I maek units

>killing your extractor to feign builds

1?!?!?

based random player

sack ciri

you made the point, the focus isn't on economy, it's on placement.

Sacsri choking, SK has this

>mutt mutts
Americans on suicide watch

i miss cadenzie

>durr i siege up at middle

gg

Nice 7 minute match.

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>soulkey zvz

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it's like you forgot the most based build this asl
factory
academy
kill academy to throw yourself off
triple starport

RETARD

cadenzie casting zvz , im ready. she'd probably be too concentrated on the match to even respond to his flirting

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Come the fuck on it's so predictable, it's a match up without any real micro and they do the same build and the same thing every time

hence the allusion to chess. you dont micro and you both have the same units. how you deploy is the most important part. christ you are dumb.

>not building triple Starport

>you dont micro
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU SEE
(YOU CAN'T SAAAY)
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL
(YOU'RE WANTED)

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It's almost like instead of pure micro they have to use strategy in a real time strategy game in order to position and move their units in accordance to the opponents movements.

how come they stopped making pimpest plays?

>boomer starcraft

Yeah, it's very predictable unlike ZvZ which has plays like each player only managing one base and slamming lings into each other while each player races to get mutas out and then throw scourge at each other. Then the player who got a couple scourge hits wins after 8 minutes. And my other favorite ZvZ build is when they do that exact thing again and only 1 out of every 10 manages to get to late game where things actually change up.

His giggles: best quality

>1 out of every 10 manages to get to late game
that's pretty generous

tastless would slay her puss right on stream

god SK is washed up

>Spamming scourge and praying: the matchup

Him losing to Flash before he has to go to the army killed his spirit.

sacsri my nigga

that would be amazing. cadenzie slowly stumlbing over her own words as tasteless games her

gg

>16 mile

Holy shit Artosis fucking losing it lmao.

gg

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>nothing to play for
>loses
shocking result

S t a r g i r l

Is Kevin Ho the best YT commenter?

>how you deploy is the most important part
>durr i deploy middle so much strategy
zvz is way better because at least something is happening instead of 50 minutes of fucking nothing

>exposed shoulders
Today is a good day

that was a good zvz though

lol, nothing can cure your tardation

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Guys, stop leaving! The group selection is coming up, come back!

>greatest jerg
only cuz effort went to military

well user if there's no strategy and no micro how come you aren't a korean tier tvt sniper?

fun time with yall as always

peace

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>Effort in the military
>Soulkey in the military
>Jaedong literally has no wrists
The zergs are drying up, bros.

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Welp, Action is going to win this ASL. Artosis just willed it into existence.

God I wish those were my balls

stargirl playing with ball on stream again

>Tastosis bullying the PRINCE OF ALL ZERG

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>greatest jerg
i imagined Larva sporting oversized jeans

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BAHAHAHA FLASH GOT SNOW

So, if Snow gets into the finals he could actually win against Flash.

Even if I was why the fuck would I play BW? There's no money in it anymore

>Flash Light

F L A S H L I G H T

>flash v light

poor light.

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for fun

God, I hope Snow beats Last.

i love how they put these weird looking koreans in dynamic poses

i hope they never lose it

Nobody plays at Flash's level for fun, user. You'd have to grind every day for years

Why do you keep posting this despite completely missing the joke? Surely by this point you've figured out what character he's cosplaying, right?

Rain should be able to beat Sacsri pretty easily, so we will most likely have Rain v Flash. That will be great.

Looks like good semis and a good final.

Cosplaying? That's his actual armor you idiot, he's the PRINCE OF ALL ZERG

Best of 5's and a best of 7 YESSSSS

>Casting your favourite teenhood game with your bro and abusing your gaijin looks to pick up korean sluts.

Living the dream.

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Goodnight lads

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Flash ain't shit when TvT doesn't require any micro and is pure strategy. I'm sure armchair general from Yea Forums whose favourite pastime is fighting Hard-mode computers in AoE2 while turtling behind a wall for 3 hours would be perfectly capable of shitting on all the current Terrans with no effort, if it were even worth it.

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Everyone in korea has the same haircut

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nnnnnerdds!!