Mic ON

>mic ON
>*slurp* *slurp*
>Hi guys

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Stop sucking cock over the microphone.

>mic ON
>*BURRRRRRRRP*
>mic OFF

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*breathes heavily to ensure people know I have a weight problem*
Watch your *gasps for air long enough to make my callout ineffective* six
*crinkles bag of sunchips*
*CRONCH*

>mic on
>Guys I *struggles to breath since talking is too much exercise* think video games *breathes in so much you can hear all the cans of monster and bags of chips slowly being sucked in* are shit.
>mic off

>It's a girl

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>joins new server because a friend said these guys were alright.
>(deep male voice)"You must be the new guy, welcome to the server."
>(me) "Thanks dude and damn you have a deep voice."
>-deep voice guy disconnects-
>awkward silence then PM noise
>Hey dude, she identifies as a female

Found out 'she' has been on the onions tanny drugs, but no matter how hard 'she' tries 'she' can get 'her' voice to sound more 'feminine'.
Also 'she' looks like an ape in a dress and had 'her' dick chopped off.
Funny thing is that 'she' used to be good looking guy before the transformation.

>she

How to spot an underaged redditor.

fard ballon

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hilarious meme my friend

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>Having a fetish you don't agree with makes me an underaged Redditor
Imagine being this much of a fag

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to be fair, i actually had a girl on mic and i knew she was a girl because she had sent a picture of herself to me prior. she let out a long deep fart and my dick set my pants on fire.

I was talking about the image. Reddit jrs.

Not him but you also posted a TF2 image, you're screaming reddit cancer. I'd honestly have you killed if I could but realistically stop being such a fucking faggot for everyone elses sake.

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dilate

ur an ugly crossdressing dude lmao

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You're trying a little too hard to fit in kiddies

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>it’s an user shoves a mic up his ass episode
Post the photo

Every time a redditer is called out they recoil like wretches.

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>getting triggered by >she posting
Get the fuck out.

>mic ON
>*SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP*
>mic OFF

Based

Cringe

I have to deal with this shit at work. You'd be surprised at how gross nurses and surg techs are.

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>mic ON
>haahhaha
>mic OFF

>getting triggered by a manskirt
lmao

based as fuck