So how do these fuckers work?

So how do these fuckers work?

>Alien puts egg
>A completely new species emergers from the egg
>These new creature puts an alien in another host

I mean its like if a human has a reptile baby and then that reptile has a human wtf how did they get away with it

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You only get the facehuggers from the queens, iirc. idk how the queens get made. but once the facehuggers spread they can make all kinds of different types of xenomorph. the famous one is a human result, but there's like a dog one in the third movie and stuff.

The egg is always the same, the alien build relies on the host

read the dark horse legends comics

Alien 3 introduced the concept that the xenomorph takes traits of its host to a certain degree. This gave a lot ideas for toy companies to make OC aliens of different species and furthered by nerds who wrote the comics and AVP shit.

It was later further cemented by Prometheus/Alien covenant in how xenomorphs are weird bio-mutant spawn caused by mixing black goo with living things and nurturing their facehugger/xeno spawn.

>Queen lays eggs
>eggs produce facehuggers
>facehuggers find a host
>host gives birth to a xenomorph that takes attributes from the host
>xenomorphs molts and grows
What's so hard to understand about that, faggots?

He's not familiar with the concept of parasitoids, life cycles, or the wasps whose parisitoid stage part of its life cycle inspired Aliens.

There is this REALLY hot facehugger webm Metroid one where samus gets vaginally and mouthfucked until she gets pregnant. Google it.

god i want to fuck a xenomorph

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>user outs himself as a retard
Based

Is she wearing her armor?
She's only hot when she's wearing her armor.

Tell me about the wasps

Dont plants and mushrooms do something like this where they live one life as ferns and then the ferns release spores that are their own organism with haploid dna(have half as many copies of the same dna, while the plant stage has both copies?) that lives outside the fern and has to find a mate before they can combine into a fern seed?
Arent all organisms like this? Isnt the human germ cells (sperm and egg) biologically the same thing as those fern spores, but entirely dependant on the diploid phase?

No?
Plants and mushrooms use spores and humans use sperms and egg cells, aliens use parasites who steal dna.

No. It is ZSS and the acid spray makes her rapeable.

Well the idea is that there’s the haploid and the diploid life stages, maybe facehuggers dna is haploid, and the diploid xenos incorporate hosts into their dna

I mean, as men we make sperm. I'm no biologist so don't take anything I'm about to say seriously.
We call sperm our own cells but they're basically independent single celled organisms we produce that have human DNA but they certainly aren't humans. They can evidently survive outside of our body with the right conditions, they move independently based on stimulation beyond our will.
They find a suitable host, one of them fuses with it's ovum and grow into another person inside the host. That host then has to carry it around for 9 months and then it continues to feed and sustain the new creature.
Fuck it makes me sounds like a pro-choice extremist who call babies parasites... Life manages to be both beautiful and disturbing simultaneously.

gross

Congrats to every user in this thread, they won the great race against millions of other shitters that all died in the 85th billionth accidental Creampie

asshuggers > facehuggers

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>asshuggers

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post the whole thing

It's called alternation of generations, plants do it

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Plant pollen contains sperm which fertilizes an egg to make a diploid seed. This seed grows in to a sporophyte which reproduces asexually with spores and looks completely different from the previous generation, often nearly microscopic. These spores grow in to gametophyte form which reproduces with egg and sperm.

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH MYSELF TONIGHT

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There are all kinds of insects in nature that lay their eggs inside of living things. The xenomorph was inspired by tarantula hawks, which wrestle tarantulas down, paralyze them with a sting and then lay their eggs inside of its abdomen. The larva will eat its way out and kill the tarantula.

Based and inner mouth pilled.

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UNZIP DEM PANTS BOY!

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Why not just lay eggs in some Xenomorph drone?

i cant be arsed, masturbation is just a dull likeness of sexual intimacy. why bother?

I don't think a host can sustain more than one xeno, so wouldn't that just result in a young xenomorph drone bursting from the host xenomorph drone, killing it?

Yea, maybe it's for the best. I've had a problem withthe stuff for a long time. The types of fetishes and things you might end up picking up from wandering around the internet aren't great. I just wanna be generic basic straight guy that wants to sleep with basic women. Maybe a disconnect from pron will kill this sensitivity to sexuality. If you start getting a twitch from stuff you used to find funny or like nonsens, then it's probably a bad sign. Still, masturbation does help with eliminating bodily toxins from what I recall, so one a week for the sake of health might still be a good idea.

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What do I search?

hear hear, but at this point i wish for nothing but holding hands and kissing.

exhentai.org/g/1158673/be9c59b677/ It is also on g.e

Masturbating every few days is a good tool to not die of prostate cancer

Because they need a host for new DNA, retard.

What is your favorite xenomorph?

Just the regular queens cause they're so cool

The first sperm to reach the egg isn't the one that fertilizes it. The outer layers of the egg require lots of sperm to "sacrifice" themselves in order to allow the sperm that eventually does make it to the nucleus to get through.
Every user in this thread sauntered accross the finish line to collect first place despite the huge pile up of athletes just inches away from it.

I do love the crazy shit some artist come up with like xenomorph+starship trooper bugs or xeno+navi

>exhentai.org/g/1158673/be9c59b677/
user...

I had a cool gorilla xenomorph toy when I was a kid.

>Alien puts egg
in creatures stomach
>A completely new species emergers from the egg
a combination of the aliens DNA and the hosts species DNA
>A completely new species emergers from the egg
they die after putting the egg into the host, they stick around tightening their grip so they can't be removed until the transfer is complete

Anti lolifags ruining shit for everyone. RIP exhentai.

>wahwah I now have to have real sex and jerk off without porn like a normal person
Fuck porn and fuck your stupid porn site.

fuck off kiwifaggot ex was created BECAUSE of it

Wait, I didnt know the whole site was going down. Oh god, I didnt save anything...

It wasnt loli that brought it down it was the copyright laws getting changed and all the copyrighted shit they had on there. Blame article 13

The Queen is dumb and so is Cameron. What's the purpose of the adult xenos if not to make more demos? Making them giant bugs is boring, and Giger didn't design the queen. They also took the human skulls out of the xenos heads and that's lame too

Kuro no Ugomeku Rougoku de

This kills the ayys

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>Europe ruins everything for everyone AGAIN

Do you have any basic education at all?

Because the concept of parasites and larvae is something you should be taught in grade school

Go dilate

Trannies are the ones watching porn, buddy.

my fucking god Aliens sucked ass, the characters were disney tier comedic. Still baffles me how that movie is considered better than alien 3

I hope H.R. Giger was happy that he made something so full of hidden sexual imagery that people want to fuck it despite it looking absolutely terrifying

This, pornography causes one to develop erotic target location error.

alien 3 was kinda bullshit, I prefer it to aliens but it's definitely a compromised and messy movie. I'm not surprised normies prefer aliens.
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Is it started why the fuck aliens were made? Who the fuck thought it a good idea to make a biological weapon that spreads almost uncontrollably?

ridley scott's latest ravings say that the aliens who made life across the universe really fucking hated their creations and decided to wipe them out later

which of these is a horror movie retard

So what was the plan to efficiently wipe out the aliens after they wiped out the failures? This guy sounds like a retarded writer honestly.

>Face huggers shoving their penish doun people throats to impregnate them
>Xenomorph head similar to a benis
>That tail rape scene in alien
>Hidden
I dunno about that one chief.

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Yeah thats dumb

>Hidden
Look up the rest of his work, the man had thoughts which would make /d/ and /x/ blush.

Boorus in general use MD5 hashes, user.

You realize several irl parasites do exactly that right?

>Xenopug
It still manages to look creepy.

There are types of jellyfish that work like this.
They are basically two completely different organisms, switching every generation.

Naughty boys get mommy xenomorph's apendages deep inside them.

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Why are artists such degenerates?
Can't beat the original for me. Probably because I'm a vanilla faggot
>Blame article 13
Motherfuckers

The shitty part of the alien movies is that the aliens are basically bulletproof

was the host a nigger?

they stay on the planet which they infect no need to wipe them out afterwards. who cares if a couple of planets are full of xenos

>>Face huggers shoving their penish doun people throats to impregnate them
Came from O'Bannon, not Giger.
>>Xenomorph head similar to a benis
That's a stretch.
>>That tail rape scene in alien
Never happened. Editing mistake. The part with the tail is actually Brett's death.

Giger is openly a degenerate though. A lot of his artwork is traced from hardcore porn.

Star Trek isn't good though.

Geigers work was always inherently sexual, its a simple matter of fact

Are Prometheus and Covenant cannon?

>That's a strech
ACTUAL GIGER ART. Sure they won't let him go full sexual organs on it, but it's close enough. And I guess Giger was very pleased with O'Bannon's idea of an alien spider putting his penis deep down someone's throat.

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What's bad about that? Ruining the American dream?