I think Steam would be alot better as a platform if they shortened the profile function to something resembling Xbox...

Why? If people want to make giant, faggy profiles of their entire life, let them.
It also makes a great red flag so you know to never ever interact with them.

this

>don't click their profile
>ignores them like the trash they are
>wipes those that succumb to degeneracy off of your friends list
easy, why not just take the nobhead pill

how does this affect you at all?

I miss the old community interface

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Thank you for understanding.

>FUNCTIONALITY BAD
I bet you're shilling for Epic China Store whenever you get the chance.

Imagine having enough time to sit around and dream up this shit. Thousands of years, food, shelter, safety, annd children. Now all our needs are met and we get this. Humans weren't meant to live this way.

steamcommunity.com/id/nlolicon
add me up losers

Faggot's probably from Austin, don't worry about it
>t. West Tex bro

oh man I remember when every icon had that grey line around them, what happened? they've chagned it so gradually that I didn't notice a thing

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648
>tfw no bf

>Official FBI steam name
No thanks

it’s always americans with the special snowflkae profile

That thing lives near me.

Meyer's Briggs or whatever was a fucking psyop and it worked god damnit

will you ever stop

wow...steam profiles look like THIS?

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dilate

Based

Yep, also stemmed down my friends list recently to only people I know IRL.

I only add steam accounts that date back to 2003-2005

eh seems pretty cool guy

I know bro, that's not how we do it in Texas. Probably Austin.

remember when this was the "steam level" people wanted to show on their profiles
developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Steam_rating

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best thing they ever added, the option to leave your shit public but leave literally everything else private.

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>that profile
Meth is a hell of a drug

>25+ games
This is not a gamer.

i unfriended anyone who went below 9.
I don't want filthy casuals clogging my friendslist.

I need bf.
good one

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Yeah, I share states with this lunatic.

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Uhh... Is it bad if I kind of feel bad for this guy/girl? Imagine how lonely this person must be in real life

Steam was/is a mistake

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Why? You are under no pressure to engage with anyone who creates such profiles you busy body faggot.

Remember to report all avatar fags!

>attention whore is a medical condition now
God i hate America.

boot licker

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>still reading watamote after it bacame harem garbage
Wew

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>Gay artwork
>Gay profile pic
>Gay description no one cares about
>plays rainbow shit siege

This nigga gay.

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R8 my stats from 2011, somehow my old profile is archived on web.archive.org

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Holy fuck, I was invited to that steam group. Obviously I declined.

i wish i still had that image of an erp group that was basically selling themselves for tf2 hats and scraps.

I miss when rating was based on your playtime, and not how much money you spend.
>magicka
man I got a key from some dude on Yea Forums who bought a 4p ack and wanted to play with others and we played it together ONCE then never again

Kyoto group + Nemo was fine, Asuka can get lost desu.
To bad they cancel Kuzu to Megane to Bungakushojo.

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>Reddit
everytime

I have no idea who any of these cunts are

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>played it once then never again
kek same

From shithole country in asian
Please kills nigger and traps more there
Thanks you texian

I played it alone a decent amount, even bought magicka 2 because I liked it so much, but man was that a shit first introduction to it. Total clusterfuck, we were all on vent (steam voice chat at first for like 10 minutes) and one of them kept fucking using bsod and laughing because he thought it was hilarious, the guy who bought the game started sperging out, and then the bsod guy stopped, and we got like 6 or 7 missions in, then stopped for the night and that was it, never talked to any of them ever again. Such a weird experience.

wow i totally forgot this

My fucking Xbox Live Bio was legit my Address and my favorite Blink 182 song. I'm glad the worst thing to happen back in like 2012 was maybe a mean audio message. God knows what sick degenerate fucks would do now when knowing your address.

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>do you not add me if you comming from Yea Forums
>add me up losers
What did he mean by this?

>tfw haven't been able to do anything Steam social for years since they've demanded a phone number from a paying customer so I can have the right to post a message
Who else is with me

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post them

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It's weird to think that back in the day when the internet was less "controlled" there was so much less disgusting shit and retardation like swatting going on.
at WORST people were fucking sending pizzas to your house.

I never see this classic being posted nowadays

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just give them your fucking phone number holy shit

the last guy I added off Yea Forums was a /pol/tard that had lolishit everywhere which is somewhat tolerable, but his discord self was pure pedo. I assume this is the case for most people here

I miss 2000-2012 internet

>301 friends
>"I AM NOT A FRIEND COLLECTOR"

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Never join discords with people you dont personally know.
You're welcome

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steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers

sometimes i forget people like this guy actually exists and are still existing to this very day

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Speak English you fucking inbred.

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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How havent you found one yet?

The store looks a lot worse too since the updates of the past few years turning everything dark blue.

You know I deleted my steam like a year ago and haven't missed it remotely.

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Nemo was introduced pretty early on user.
I don't know how to meet people.

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it's russian roullete in general like IRL, I joined a server that was just Mortal Kombat stuff and it was civil and comfy...until THAT GUY came to shit up the place. He broke so many rules and could get away with it due to being the creator's IRL friend, so he just became the most insufferable person ever for those 2 random hours he'd be on to the point everyone just left and made their own hangout server just to avoid that fucker.

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I miss it.

Fantastic post.

>52.9 hours past two weeks
Man I'd be lucky to get in 12 hours in that time these days, I feel like I barely play anything on steam these days

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I've never seen so much horseshit in a single profile. You're not close friends with these 300 people lmfao

>Valve announces Left 4 Dead 2
Fuck.

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I feel you. This is me nowadays.

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this chink gets it

>Bullet Witch
Now that's a blast from the past

Remember back when we were upset that Valve was releasing another L4D game so soon after L4D1 came out?
L4D2 will be a decade old this December as will Modern Warfare 2.

>new UI is basically dark Origin
Bring the green back god damn it

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How do you deal with realizing you're a loser?

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>trans girl
>type 2 diabetic
O I am laffin

playing video games

hey that's me

I miss it because, after they ironed out the bugs, it was lightweight as fuck

Bullet Witch got a pc port last year and I felt nostalgic

This is what happens when a series goes for too long.
Sometimes you have to call it quits.
I would have liked her to see her as an adult, dealing with her social issues in the office but Japan is simply obsessed with school settings. Fuck them.

As long as you can select a category and mass add games to it, i'm fine. Fuck this shit of adding games one at a time. Shit takes WAY too much time to add more than 5 games.

>tfw can't remember the last time I was excited for a steam summer sale or even bought anything in one
Valve needs to make some new fucking games already, like actual non-card/hat trading shit.

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>goes to college
>loses friend group
>back to chapter 1

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masturbate and the feeling subsides temporarily

Summer Camp 2011 was my favorite, 2013 was the last good one imo

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>Writes a fucking book about his VAC ban being unfair on the his steam page

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weebs are embarrassing regardless of gender

>StEaM wOuLd Be bEtTer iF wE rEmov3d prOFiLe cUsttOmIzatIoN

Stfu console poor fag

>virtually all of these series are fucking dead

you need to go back

>twitter meme
>reddit spacing

I wouldn't mind trading cards being removed.
Does anyone care about these?

I don't think I've completed a set every from the initial card drops and the rando card drops happen fuckin never. The only way I'd ever finish a set is buying the cards, which makes the entire thing feel totally pointless

Well that's sad

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I remember when Sam & Max 3 and Back to the Future came out. Such great games. I thought it would only be up for Telltale from then on.

How things change...

Isn't kf2 still fairly lively?

Summer of 2011 was probably the most fun I ever had on steam

I wouldn't mind at all, only thing I ever used them for was getting that Midnight Riders wallpaper on my steam profile.

They're free money
I've made at least $50 back selling shit from various games and booster packs

I'd make some money out of them during the sales, now they don't even give cards anymore
Fuck cards, fuck levels, fuck showcases and fuck badges

where are the video games?

I like them. Plus, I like the fact that they're all 1920x1080. Using a photo from a Cortex Command card as my desktop wallpaper.

What makes these threads hurt more is the fact that I went through a major depression in college, and ended up taking 5 and a half years to graduate, and looking back on these makes me realize I have a 5 and a half year hole where my life should have been that I was too busy flunking classes, not playing video games, and sleeping in for.

You can hold ctrl to click multiple games currently.

>tfw never got Wolf Among Us 2, Sam & Max Season 4 nor Tales From The Borderlands 2

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>barely 3 hours in-game on steam
>most friends been offline for days
Magic's gone

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Keep fighting the good fight, you cute sexy man.

>Back to the Future ends with a "To be continued"

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>KF
>Super Meat Boy
>L4D
>Mafia 2
>Dead Space
>Assassin's Creed
>Sam & Max
>SMC
>Magika
>Homefront
>Old Tomb Raider
>Back To The Future
>Shogun
>Plants Vs Zombies
>Worms
>SF
Man most of these games are dead. The future sucks.

but i dont want fucking gabe callin my shit

I think the internet became too real for everyone. Now we have kids who have never known a time before streaming HD video. The resentment is real and the "online isn't real life" attitude went away. Doesn't help that real life has also gotten shittier.
I mean now we have people that wish legitimate death upon you for having the audacity to walk outside your house not in a three-piece suit, and will harass you until you change your behavior. God help you if you have the wrong political opinions.

>Wolf Among Us 2
Apparently they changed the artstyle and made everything ugly in the sequel. At least we're getting a Blacksad game.

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>The resentment is real and the "online isn't real life" attitude went away.
I feel like this is going to be one of the biggest issues facing first world countries in the coling decades.

>Loading up Lead and Gold and working with the entire server to get the 7 headshots
It was impossible doing it by yourself especially when the game was almost dead

>austin
The wall shouldn't be built along the Rio Grande, it should be built around Travis county.

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Could use more cel shading tho
youtube.com/watch?v=PuEp4e3RSBk

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>Lead and Gold
I only played that game with two other friends, all servers were dead

>florida
You share a state with a lot of lunatics.

kino

people like this should be fucking shot

Agreed. As it is now one thing I hate is how much steam is centered around the "social" aspect.

I've had Yea Forumsirgins literally unfriend me because I'm level 3 and only have a daft punk avatar and barely any text on my profile.

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Anyone else lag when using steam's shitty new web ui? No matter what game I'm playing I get frame drops when someone sends me a message.

>i am bisexual
Are these mentals having real sex with guys and girls or he just jerk off to gay porn too?

What Steam needs
>actual download controls beyond "Download Now"
>built-in ability to filter store based on steam wallet
>real control over Workshop downloads
>ability to revert any game's version without console commands
>no automatic Linux file downloads for all installed cross-OS games after dual booting
>library sorting based on local storage used, play time, etc.
>support for individual custom filepaths for games
What Steam doesn't need
>profile ricing
It's been 15 years and it's still an absolute shit library client

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>old Lara, Ezio, not shit tellltale

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texas is full of weebs and furries. you have like 10 furry conventions a year over there. what the fuck are you expecting.

Don't forget DLC update control, Ark fucked me good with 30GB downloads every other week I couldn't stop because they were title updates to DLC

How the fuck most based redneck state have so many degenerates?

anime avatar is already a huge red flag, and anime-related groups are a confirmation of the red flag
t. huge weeaboo

Fucking Californians trying to claim refugee status because their state (((somehow))) became a festering shithole

Austin and all the military brats with no father figure

>What Steam needs
Separate store for all these fucking trump simulators, russian shitty vns and hentai puzzles.

>t. can't get his shitty rpgmaker indie game noticed

is it? i have started playing it recently and i never really find full lobbies but that may be from me playing really late

because rednecks like anime too and the biggest anime con in america is ran by one

I haven't played in a while, so I can't say for sure. I was being my question off of forum activity

>tfw you realize KotH is Texas anime

>you should be honored for me to fart on you!
>werecow (cross between a wolf and a cow)
>meaning of a lick

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I never really noticed either of the two living in the Dallas area. All that comes to mind were the religious fanatics and ultra pro-gun nutjobs.

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Man, I like L&G. But it died so fast.

whatever happened to the steam friend threads

my entire friend list is made up of people I added from Yea Forums from between 10 years ago and 3 years ago, but in the last 3 years i have not seen a single steam friend adding thread. mods are fags?

tbf if we had a steam friend thread today, it'd be full of faggots spamming other people's profiles

>That book of a bio
literally nobody cares especially people who you've only met online and not real life.

>trans
He's most differently from Austin and you should know how that city is.

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>Remember back when we were upset that Valve was releasing another L4D game so soon after L4D1 came out?

I don't wasn't old enough or on Yea Forums at the time but man I'd kill for a new L4D game, or even the "remake in source 2" that was rumoured. I miss when games were made quickly and there were no microtransactions n shit

>at WORST people were fucking sending pizzas to your house.
God, that brings me back memories. So true, it hurts.

ONLY TWO THINGS COME OUT OF TEXAS BOY

Steers and Austinites?

pozholes and hambones?

you could say that and still technically be correct

CANS.wav

>bhutan
I didn't know they had stable enough internet there for games.

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why is the cat hyperventilating

I fucking hate this so much, astolfo isnt a faggot or a "trans icon" like people make him out to be, I cant enjoy the character without being associated with those fucking subhumans.
He's a bro, not a fag

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>astolfo isnt a faggot or a "trans icon"
How you get this deluded?

astolfo is arguably trans though

Because you moved on to Epic games?

Astolfo as a character has nothing to do with that stuff. He's just a dude that happens to look cute and enjoys it. That's the entire appeal of his character. He's the classic bro, but with a twist.

Unless you define simply crossdressing at all as being "transgender" then your definition is wrong but I'm not going to sit here and argue with you on that since it's a tired as fuck subject.

they're right though

He's literally a transvestite.
Also:
>Gender: le Secret
>hundreds of trap doujinshi
You're in the minority here, you think japs didn't know what they were doing?

his gender isnt secret, as someone that used to play his name is listed as male in every single guidebook besides 1 and he's rolled in favourite male banners all the time

A transvestite and a transgender aren't the same thing.

Crossdressing for fun/appeal/sexiness and actually believing yourself to be the other gender are two different things.

>>hundreds of trap doujinshi
ah yes, all canon

>I AM NOT A FRIEND COLLECTOR
>has 301 fucking friends

>Crossdressing for fun/appeal/sexiness and actually believing yourself to be the other gender are two different things.
Yeah that's why he's a trap lol.
>muh straight bro astolfo
lmao

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>Type 2 diabetes
I bet the guy is at least 300lbs.

>every single guidebook besides 1
can you read? the most recent ones have him listed as male and the latest dialogue ingame with him has him referring to himself as male.

If there's one similarity trannies and academic charlatans share, it's the love for overly long profile they put on whatever social media they use. Fucking hell.

So? He's still clearly a character made top pander to trap shit.
you'r a deluded tard if you think otherwise.

>Have a good friend that were bi
>Does‘t pay much attention to that considering he‘s not hittinf up on me so I don‘t question his business
>One day he just declare himself a rainbow and go full batshit, like Ma‘am kind of batshit
>Doesn‘t know how to distance myself from these gay people without hunting them special snowflakes

Send help

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I aint arguing that, but you're trying to make out his gender isnt defined when hes obviously male. He's the obvious trap trope

this is just the nu-age gaiaonline.

wonder where we head from here

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This meme is actually untrue, the only reason you see all the Florida shit is because Florida has a law that makes all criminal proceedings public record so they take all the shit from there, crazy people are everywhere.

Post more autistic steam profiles

>having your ref sheet on steam
eww

Why is his writing down his illnesses on his steam profile tho

HOLY DOGSHIT TEXAS ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE user AND I DONT SEE NO HORNS SO THAT KINDA NARROWS IT DOWN

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only an empathy and attention seeking whore would do that
t. type 1 diabetic that doesn't give a fuck

Mexicans and Wiggers?

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type 0 here

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>OS2
No surprise

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>astolfo isnt a faggot or a "trans icon"
astolfo is a bisexual transvestite, he's canonically a degenerate

Anyone with an account

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:D

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Based.

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Type 1 diabetic: accrual disease
Type 2 diabetic: literally so fat your body gives up on keeping you alive

Only good thing that came of these fat losers is that type 1 diabetic got their medicine from type 2 [loser] diabetics

I think there's some people who aren't fat and end up getting type 2 for some other reason sometimes isn't there? I don't know anything about diabeetus really.

>Super Meat Boy got front billing on almost every sale since it release
>lol imma just go to Epic, they offered 2 milli :^)
indie devs
fuck em

>accrual
...

>transvestite
That is not same fucking thing as transgender for fuck sake. Ed Wood was transvestite.

>"I AM NOT A FRIEND COLLECTOR"
>301 friends.

>anime doesn't make you mentally il-
woah

Looks like the average touhou fan to me

Isn't type 2 the one which thin people get?

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Steal his insulin shot.

No its the one sedentary people get. Who eat a lot of sugar based foods all day for years. This keeps their blood insulin levels elevated all day, and eventually every cell in their body becomes resistant to insulin.

Then their blood glucose levels start being elevated all the time because insulin cant do its work properly. This leads to losing feet, eyes, heart etc, if they don't change their lifestyle.

It is not anime that does it. Most of them are mentally ill before they start even watching it.

>mine is archived too
Huh. It feels really nostalgic though, despite being really embarassing

>Steal his insulin shot.
kek'd, although not all T2Ds use insulin, almost all T2D patients use pills like Metformin and Januvia combined with a long lasting ~20h action Lantus shot

what a fag

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>that quote

This one is based however.

>Crossdressing for fun/appeal/sexiness
That's literally Astolfo
He tried stockings once as a joke and Charlemagne said he looks good. He's dressing feminine ever sicne

steamcommunity.com/id/TeaAndTime

>tfw you've been consistently EAGLES SCREAM for the last decade

Levels dont mean anything anymore
I was just doing the summer sale and i jumped like 60 levels

If you've had your steam profile 14 years and don't have at least this number of friends youre a loser

crossdressing once or twice for a joke is fine, crossdressing fulltime is mental illness, that's nearly transgender faggotry

>Yea Forums group
>Yea Forums group
Glad retards like this put these stamps on their profiles so I know to avoid them. If you legitimately advertise that you come here, you're a fucking faggot.

It's comparable to girls claiming they are totally not like other girlz :p just like any other girl.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648

I can't believe he typed all that stuff in his profile. Stuff no one cares about.

>Not wanting late night calls from gaben

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>steam trannies

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Bhutan was chosen likely because it has a dragon on its flag.