It's out

>i fap via banging my dick against things and i started to get injuries.

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Great NTR

>cuckshit
Yikes!

it's avoidable and clearly marked

Nigger I was not saying it ironically, the game has great NTR

I'm the same but not as bad, I can get away with using my forearm, Sometimes I pull a muscle but nothing serious..
Recently I've been getting a lot of "misfires" and duds and I'm worried I might be permanently damaged.

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imagine working for the intelligence agencies and having to read shit like this LMAO

>j-just ignore the shit in your plate if you don't like it!!!

So is it an actual game or just a LN with choices as gameplay?

What the fuck is wrong with you people

Actual game. You create maids and choose how to train them.

or choose how to fuck them/get them fucked

more like they have shit on the menu and you can just not order it

>e-hentai

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At least it still exists

That counts as training.

I don't even know where to begin

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>eating at a restaurant that serves shit
As expected of weeb cucks.

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Anybody got a mega?

imagine being ok with this

These games are really weird in that you need to actively force girls to cuck you.

>Ah, Koko-chan, good timing. I have a job for you.
>"Anything you need Master user"
>I need you to clean something.
>"Of course, Sir. What do you need c-"
>A cock.
>"Hora~hora. I was wondering when you'd want to start today. Let me get your thing out and we-"
>No no. Not my cock. His cock.
>"Eh?!"
>Did I stutter?
>"B-but master. I only have eyes for you. And that man is bald. And old. And so very large."
>I know. Get to work.

And then you needed to order them to do shit like this like two dozen fucking times for the NTR brainwashing to stick.

>cuckshit

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user, please. Don't post this gif anymore. It just reminds me of that which has been lost.

It would be like getting a free show.

No no, her boyfriend would be getting the free show.

Oh, yeah, fuck that shit.

AFAIK you get cucked if you want to is 100% opctional

I honestly wonder if this isn't all some kind of elaborate ruse and there was never an actual translation in the first place.

It's still cuckshit no matter how you spin it.

It actually is out though
check nutaku

Double the cuckold in a single image!

This game single handedly ruined /hgg/.

Dude, just make personal maids and marry them

How so?

Is there a torrent?

Caused the whole thing to shift and eventually dissolve. To be fair AA2 was the start of it but this drove the nail in. Now the general is basically just a general for this game.

Honestly, real life is cuck shit. Women are unironically programmed to want to fuck attractive men who'd make terrible fathers while dating less attractive men who'd make good fathers solely to get the benefits of both.

There is nothing you can do about it except make it as risky as possible for women to indulge on such instincts, but that shit flew out the window as soon as Adultery stopped being a crime. Oops.

it just got released like 2 hrs ago so wait a bit

I actually really needed to hear this.

That's why I only fall in love with 2d girls. There's no point in making 2d wish fulfillment girls into whores because there are already plenty IRL.

god I fucking hate women so fucking much

>Eating at any place that serves shit on the menu
If they have shit, they most likely will enjoy the taste of it and will cater their dining experiences more towards it, consciously or subconsciously.

Thanks for posting this. I needed to be reminded that I'm no longer human.

Oh, it's cuckshit. But it's not like it's some surprise cuckshit. It's an optional thing you do not have to do and it only happens if you actively demand that it happen.
Not like in some medieval, story driven porn RPG where you get to bond with your girls for 20 hours only for Chad Thundercock to show up with his buddies Alfred of the Iron Dong and Blackdick the Pirate on some mission from the Pillar Man Adventurer's Association of Bridal Theft and then you need to watch in horror as this adorable little harem of cutiepies you've amassed is snatched away because the game took a fucked up tonal shift.

What the fuck are you autists getting mad about this time

there is literally nothing wrong with NTR

an optional fetish present in the game

user, I'm sorry to tell you animators and writers are total perverts. If this is true you'd have nothing to watch or play.

>i fap via banging my dick against things and i started to get injuries.
HUH?

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(You)

Ok user tell us a story. You owe it to everybody this time.

Do you smack it against shit or try to forcefully penetrate walls?

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What is this game about?

Half of the game is dedicated to cuckshit

I did but the mods seem to have deleted it so you probably didn't see it.
i smash the side of it against things

Can someone teach me how to pirate this game for free.

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Dude just don't play half of the content you paid for stop being so picky about who your waifu has sex with!

How hard do you have to smack your dick against the side of things to have it get injured like holy shit

Sorry user, I can only think of ways to pay to pirate it.
Guess you are just gonna have to look it up yourself.

the injuries just came from scraping it on something too sharp. also i just got a warning for off topic discussions so i'm kinda scared to say anything more.

You faggots know you need to force the girl to cuck you to even get close to any NTR shit this game has to offer right? A good amount of this game is straight vanilla and even gives you the option to marry and btfo any faceless fat men.
The fact you guys feel sore triggered about it makes me wonder if you're the ones secretly into that stuff.

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NTR is not a fetish
NTR is a lifestyle of endless pleasure

Reminder that if you hate NTR you hate fun

Animators and writers animate and write like fucking machines, they don't spend 10 hours a day every day fapping to porn games.

Way to waste both our time

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They probably are hence why they're so insecure about it and feel the need to lash out since they're repressing their desire. Its like that greentext about that dude that hates shemales only for him to admit he can't get it hard anymore unless he watches shemale porn and starts crying in the bar.

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What? I thought it had it's own general on /h/?

The fact that it exists means that your wife is in a canon sense not pure, because if the player character took a different path she would have cucked you.

A truly pure girl would never NTR you no matter what

Talking about /vg/ brother. That's where /hgg/ actually started.

So the fact that I could shoot myself and die right now If I took a different path, that means i'm not alive right now?

Explain, what's so special about this game

You do know that she is following your orders right? Most of the time she's resisting and acting in outright disgust of the situation until you tell her for the 12th time for her to cuck you. It takes an entire story line for the NTR to happen if its anyone who gets blamed it should be you instead of being a fucking man and punching that fat fuck in the gut. Stop being insecure cuck about it and claim your waifu you little bitch.

Don't call me your brother you fuckstain

Aw onii-chan is shy. It's okay onii-chan I know how you really feel.

You're fucking gay

If she enjoyed it at the end of the NTR route that means it's her fault. If she was pure she would still hate it.

literally who

Love you onii-chan.

>custom order
Can I get a MILF or trap maid?
They were the best part of Starless.

What does hentai have that real porn doesn't?

Except all of the time you have to order her to enjoy it. Pretty much all scripts are:
>You have to enjoy it
>I don't ant to
>ENJOY IT BITCH
>I didn't enjoy it
>I WILL MAKE YOU ENJOY IT
Still your fault

Not 3DPD

The only people that say this are people that never played the game, or CM3D2.

Cuter girls.

The fantasy aspect I guess.

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Yes. Also reverse trap maids.

Variety.
A sort of honesty about it. Since it's fictional characters in fictional scenarios, it's effectively real to them. While normal porn is jaded actresses that are rotting to death inside.

I played CM3D2 and I remember the majority of events I could do with my maids involved NTR

>reverse trap maids.
I'll take one of each.
Is this in English?

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Hows it compare to Koikatsu?

>I played CM3D2 and I remember the majority of events I could do with my maids involved NTR
What the fuck is wrong with you? You have to unlock most of that shit via conditioning her character traits

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Hypothetically, if you found your wife completely sexually unappealing to where the thought of her naked makes you flacid - BUT you still loved her as a person and she was an absolute prize as a partner due to being funny, logical, good with money, etc - would you tell her she could fuck other dudes to get her jollies if the only other alternative was for her to leave you altogether because she was sexually frustrated?

If you get sybaris most of it is translated

This game is practically a mobile game compared to KK. And KK is just a watered down AA. Though it does have it's own charm.

I cheated

I'm keeping an eye on the torrent sites. It won't be long. There's no DRM.

See, that's where you fucked up.

And then they cheated on you.

POETIC JUSTICE.

this but unashamedly

Back in my day we had to work to unlock things in H-Games! Making a girl cum took time and attention to detail! It wasn't just watch a bar fill up and click a button.

That said I will forever say AG3 had the best sex system in all h-games.

>if you found your wife completely sexually unappealing
why did I marry her

What happens if you don't fuck them?

Old Man Yelling about Hentai Games is my new favorite show.

I prefer the build-up over the sex minigames. Too many games neglect the relationship, story, and events to lead to the chained girl being 3P'd in the dungeon by various livestock.

LOL ooooh user. So young, so innocent. Enjoy it, buddy. And watch lots and lots of Married with Children. You might not understand for 10 years, but it will prepare you.

They fuck you.

There are other things they can do. Level up skills or make money.

Does MwC really count? Peg was hot, it's just that her personality turned Al off.

So you can train them to be legitimate maids?

>mfw user will never know the true bliss of random events like her pulling you aside for surprise dates and her lying beside you in the morning cause she snuck into your bed
You my good sir, are missing out.

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What game we talking about?

Well, I don't know the full storyline. At the start you're trying to make money, and they also added some idol stuff that serves as another alternative. But why wouldn't you fuck them?

t. hitched cuck

Yeah you can but I don't know why you wouldn't fuck them or at least take them out on a date.

I'm not buying this on Steam or Nutaku. What was the other site?

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because watching some fat bastard fuck my perfectly crafted waifus in front of my making them cum with già superior cock is just much better.

>cheater got unwittingly ntrpilled
it comes full circle

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Just go to the creator's website or pirate when the crack comes

>t. doesn't know what 'cuck' means

I'm not sure it needs a crack. There's no DRM that I'm aware of.

>his libido is so high he started fucking inanimate objects
mega chad

>had a hot wife that wanted to fuck him, but instead of fucking her just complains
>preferred the company of his male friends
>worked in a woman's shoe store

Al Bundy was secretly gay. Prove me wrong.

He watched and read pornography of women, Juggs inparticular, while no one else was watching. If he were alone, there's no reason for him not to look at cocks instead if he were interested in that.

keep saying it

Also, he'd be into that Marcy D'arcy fellow.

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Shit, wrong pic.

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>you still loved her as a person and she was an absolute prize as a partner due to being funny, logical, good with money
that's a friend. you would have a friend.

just installed koikatsu. what happened to the booru full of cards.

right here illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

Then this game is perfect for you, though wouldn't it be more effective to fuck them first so they can feel the difference?

To see if they go full yandere

Tbf he had to deal with Peg

can i get a mod to make the NTR mandatory?

Do you play Taimanin to be a ninja?

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tentacles

>the injuries just came from scraping it on something too sharp

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couldn't really google "how 2 masturbate" or porn in general. With how well monitored my internet was. I didn't get my first look at tiddies until I went through the wii internet channel because it was the only non shared outlet for the internet.

somehow my dick is still okay after so much abuse

what do you mean you have to make money? is there a management part to this game? with debts, loans, hiring people, etc? because numbers is what makes me hard

How robust is Club Management? Or all you do is fugg maids?

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>wife pegs me once a month
>didn't like it
>has to do it in exchange for cosplay sex
Am I gay now?

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>have a girl for sex
>she have other dude for everything else
that's pretty much the dream, why wouldn't you be ok with this?

jesus christ go back

That's ... not what he meant by 'Peg'

I want to go reinstall this, but fuck the huge amount of content you gotta download just to be caught up.

Because women are insane and change their minds randomly for no logical reason. That arrangement today might be something completely different tomorrow. Don't let a woman play games with you that involve social interaction with others. You won't win.

Oh I fucked up...

The entire point of Al Bundy's character was that his life was utterly fucked by having sex with his wife, to the point where he doesn't want anything to do with sex with her anymore. He's repulsed by her and everything that has come from sticking his dick into her.

It's family dysfunction brought on by poor choices and poverty.

You need to tone down the Jordan Peterson user, women aren't scary

You want to talk about it?

Its alright user everybody makes that mistake

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>Literally, "Cum is stored in the brain and I've got a headache"

where is the gameplay?

It's impossible to teach you if you're just as dumb as the character you posted.

what a thread

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Who cares about this garbage. What's the sitrep on the new Illusion game?

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someone give me the rundown on this gif, is it generic or did someone actually get caught looking at that?

What are the chances this version won't explode on newer versions of windows?

so is the english release just as much of a pain in the ass to mod and use as the moonrune one? i just want to make cute shotas and take pictures of them getting dommed by onee-sans.

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I played CM3D2 a while back, but I stopped playing when updates would break my mods and I'd have to fix CTDs constantly like some sort of hentai Skyrim. Can someone tell me what the differences between CM3D2 and COM3D2 is?

Also is there an english translation now because fucking with auto translators was doable but obnoxious.

I don't like the realistic art style

Still just says "Summer" on the release page.

>Also is there an english translation now
yes for COM3d2

It does not work on 32-bit Windows at all. Period. And it specifically states it won't support Windows 7 starting next year. It is technically made for Windows 10 in every way.

sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2725931

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Why would you download this over the actual english version though

English translation is official, not machine or fan. I'm still waiting to see if the h-scenes are properly translated before I spend any money on it.

Homosexuals are sexual deviants who try to find any excuse to get off, and the gay/tranny population in FFXIV is about 60%.

Gay men have the sex drives of normal men. There's nothing abnormal about that in itself. What makes it so deviant is that their partners ALSO have the same sex drive instead of being frigid bitches that use sex as a bargaining chip.

Why not.

Are the dlc included?

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>He doesn't understand that literally anything that gives you a dopamine kick or an erection is a fetish or how The Catholic Church is the reason why people have a foot fetish

>No dlcs.
>No japan exclusive stuff
>10 gb
>When the full game floats around 45
>custom maid 2 and order can share their respective features, that means that you lose on all the content by getting the steam version.

ok but why play shit I can't understand, COM3D2 is only better than shit like koikatsu and AA when you can read it

Get the translators.
Hell wait for people to rip the translation files from the steam version if it's that much of a problem

Can you explain the Catholic Church and footfags? I haven't heard of that

>122gb
jesus is it really that big for a porn game?

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Apparently there's texts and journals from temples and churches said that old-style Priests would always do foot stuff to the nuns for "Religious reasons" like sniffing them or oiling them. I mean it's better than fucking the Altar boys or pumping wine into your friend's ass but The Church is where it was first recorded.

>says it's out
>it's not actually out
Go fuck yourself.

it is though? nutaku.net/games/download/custom-order-maid-3d-2/

>nutaku

This isn't your normal porn game user

That's a dumb correlation. There's people in parts of the world where Catholicism isn't even heard of that have foot fetishes. Fetishes develop for different people for different reasons. No one can simply teach you to be horny about a certain thing. It develops over years.

That's not THIS game. That's not Custom Order Maid 3D2. It's Custom Maid 3D 2 (notice the missing 'Order' ?). And it's not just the game. It's like 10 years worth of mods and trash you don't need that just bloat your game.

it says its just the games and dlc, no mod or third party content included

Nice reading comprehension.

I mean it's first recorded or documented. Some dude in Brazil or aboriginal probably first started CBT, but it wasn't documented until some Japanese guy wrote down his tips and tricks. But yeah I see your point

Literally me now. I fap at least three times a day every day.

>Three times
user, if that guy wasn't some weirdo who used the term "Cumbrian" for dude who just masturbates in general, we'd be talking about a dude who does it 14 times a day at least or someone with an actual problem who needs pills to keep his dick down.

are you a bear or something?

I ain't downloading that shit nigga. It will be the same shit just like with Skyrim. 10 hours of modding and 10 minutes of fap. Not again.

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I kind of got this except the no creativity part. That was when I was at my most creative.

Is this shit even any good? Is it even a game in any way?

Jokes on you I’m gay and jerk off exclusively to bara
>b-but yaoi is on the image too!
Not the same faggot

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I think it put me in a weird place where I'm at my most imaginative and creative, but less motivated, though that's probably due to my life choices and shit as opposed to just constant fapping

It really feels like some pople are just mod addict. Not everything needs to be drowned in mods to play it.

Yes you moron

So what's the gameplay?

>custom maid ultimate
>So what's the gameplay?
Is this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=SIhBc0cl3r4

Somebody get it and tell me how hideous the translation is. With how bad Kiss's English posts have been on their English site so far, I can imagine it being no better than using a machine translation.

So it's not a game then

The realistic style is ugly. Just stick with anime style until the realistic graphics are good enough to not be uncanny valley-ish.

Would have been better if they just stuck with supporting Koikatsu and actually adding new sex positions and content.

I don't know why Illusion doesn't treat Koikatsu like their cash cow. it has the potential to make so much money for them because the base game is already the greatest anime creator ever and all the have to do is keep adding content on top of that and they have a steady stream of income. look at what Rockstar is doing to GTA Online. constant add-on of cars and other shit.

It does seem dumb, especially when you have devs like Kiss just sticking to one game at a time and supporting it for years. COM2D2 doesn't have as good of a character creator but the game itself is way better for fapping with the huge amount of scenes and events compared to Koikatsu. Koikatsu is good for hardly anything beyond the creator itself. It could be god tier if they did what Kiss did with their game.