Gamer fuel thread?

Ever in a hurry to play vidya but don't have time to eat? Well here's a solution, eat a whole stick of butter you fat piece of shit. Each one has 800 calories so you only need to eat three of them to get your daily caloric intake.

rent free

i had a pack of the actual donettes once
they just taste like grease and im pretty sure the powder sugar is spiked with flour

Little Debbie makes the best snake cakes, and their mini donuts are pretty good too.

>”rent free”

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>flour
more like titanium dioxide

saw someone post something similar to that a few weeks ago and I thought it was a photoshop. Then I saw it at the store today. What the actual fuck!

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cheap powdered donuts are really bad
I like cheap chocolate donuts like this though, the ones that feel like plastic, since they remind me of when I would get them as a treat as a kid

this means that i am more than man now
unstoppable...

For me? It's dried pineapple

They are adding a ton of new cereals for some reason

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I hope you make a nice livestream for that.

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Cereal can lower cholesterol and is a healthy part of a balanced breakfast

please have sex, incels.

If you OD on these, will you die?

cute post
i would like to cuddle with you

Face it, breakfast is ruined

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it would be extremely painful.

$0.01 has been despote into your cereal account.

I’m not in the mood to fuck my wife mate.

please seethe, cringelady tranny yikes and havsexpilled what did she mean by this? sneed feed and seed now that the dust has settled am i a big guy for you?

You're a big guy

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>eat cereal
>"h-have sex!"
Dilate tranny.

Please user, I know you’re being ironic but it still hurts.

Nah, I'll have violence instead

Some of the new ones are alright looking.

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Saved this from a previous thread. What do you guys think?

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Noone would watch it. My last attempt got my twitch account banned and zero views and a $15000 hospital bill.

you know as a adult you can have what ever you wan't for breakfast

You know what they say, try again.

I will, but I cant livestream it.

blueberry flavored anything is always disgusting, and I like blueberries.

keep saying it

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it's basically frosted cheerio's. why's everyone freaking out

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>Love those donuts
>Moved to Korea a few years ago
>Can't ever try the cereal unless I visit
I heard they're amazing.

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lel

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nice blogpost tripnigger

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reminds me of your mother

>american "cuisine"

pringles are quick n easy while I'm gaymen

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first decent life hack I've ever seen

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How about this time you don't try to kill yourself and you won't have to pay a potential hospital bill

I’d eat that

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I’m having some right now and they are alright

>wake up at 6
>need to eat 10lbs of breakfast just to make it to midday
Just wake up at 10 anons

why do they make pills look so tasty

is that cheese? because it looks like thousand island

The honey buns kind isn't too bad, actually.
And to everyone losing their shit, just eat this stuff in moderation. If your diet isn't fucking shit anyway, a bowl every now and then isn't gonna kill you.

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That's stupid. Suicidal user, do not listen to this faggot. Die for everyone's amusement.

I've been craving something sweet and this thread is only making it worse

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By a bag of Swedish fish

I didn't know Brittany Venti did porn.

amphetamines, so yes. and it would be extremely painful, big or not big

now let's get some REAL HARDCORE GAMERFUEL in here

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Please stop associating cereal with breakfast. It's closer related to candy.

Interesting. Its something Id do but only if like really lazy or so fucking stoned that my vision is extremely fucked

No

actually looks good

Butter two slices of bread. Put cold spaghetti on it. Enjoy

he could've at least braided the bacon and toasted the bread

What the actual fuck? Every time I think she's done she just keeps adding more shit.

Here's an oatmeal cream cookie recipe. /ck/ approved.

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>not even cheese or eggs in it
What a waste.

sneed

how do you close that even?

This whole thread is a blogpost.

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You should have prefaced half a recipe

Ok where's the catch? I thought this was /ck/ approved?

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it's literally in the first image. it's blue cheese dressing

Redpill me on Speciak K

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youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Inferior flavor

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I only eat the freeze-dried fruits in it

Oh shit

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I ate 9 powdered donuts yesterday and an entire bag of their coconut colored ones 3 days ago.
I binge on ritalin, caffiene, benzos, gabapentin and phenibut every other day.
I edge or jack off for 1-4hrs hours at least evey 1-2 days as well.

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those look fucking great. Freeze it for a really hot day.

Digiornos are the best frozen pizzas

Put it in another container.

>chocolate for breakfast

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how the fuck are you alive still?

It tells you how to create the filling and oatmeal base, all that's left is to cook it.

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>americans eat
the what fuck

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PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE
GREAT WHEN SEPARATE
BUT WHEN THEY COMBINE
THEY MAKE THE MORNING TIME EPIC
(MORNING TIME EPIC)

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The only correct answer

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how the fuck can he afford that?

I THINK PEANUT BUTTER TASTES LIKE SHIT

I'm more of a 'deenz guy myself

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Only if I want toxic metal in me

Donettes were always Hosstess's worst product. Literally worse quality than gas station doughnuts.

you forgot your face

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I got them, they don't taste anything like Frosted Cheerios. Way more cakey and powdery.

>no beans and franks yet
the fuck people. you can leave that shit in a crock pot while you game

Any canned seafood is good imo, I like sardines, anchovies and squid a ton.
I usually eat tuna due to it's high protein to calorie ratio.

who's hungry

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tuna is fucking disgusting

what's with the cats? Also who puts peppers on pizza?

Are those cats dead?

Have death, tranny

eating pepper green peppers on my pizza rn it's god tier

Dominos makes an excellent 'za

For me it's party cheese salad

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is this bait? cant be real

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there we go, that's the /ck/ i know

I get the feeling there's more nightmarish shit going on in this house besides some edgelord taking this picture.

It’s real. I had a box but threw it out when it went stale

Smoked oysters are good too, and the zinc makes you sling extra ropes.

It is real.
Apparently tastes just like the candy.

i saw a box while grocery shopping last week

Kids will eat anything. My nephew loves that shit and I don't even know where he gets it as i've never seen them anywhere in Finland.

Fucking hell, it's not fake...

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>smoked oysters
What do they taste like? I only eat raw oysters

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I have watched a couple of youtube reviews and all of them liked it.

That looks like it would make for some good dip.

Would you like some more Ja/ck/ user?

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drink your gamer water, faggot

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For me? Pizza.

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Is this the same guy who puts 8 servings of mayonnaise in his """""salads"""""?

No, it tastes like froot loops with citric acid on it

Stop posting this.

Don't mind me, just posting the best cereal.

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i have eaten this cereal and it is not the worst thing ever. can recommend but the honey bun one is infinitely better

I recognized that fat fuck's forearms
no thank you

I'll keep an eye out for them next time I go to the store, any brand you would recommend?

I hope they shared some pizza with them cats.

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I work a wagie job as a Stocker. I can tell you now nobody buys these things at all.

I would unironically like to at least take a bite of this to see what it taste like.

Nah, they're pretty much all good

Sorry, wrong pic

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Nobody is buying them, I haven't had a box of them come in in like a month. They just sit on the shelf.

Does it taste like vomit like the Hershey's bar?

God how has this fuck not died from salmonella poisoning? This guy almost reminds me about that guy who's place is a fucking pigsty and has to clean his dishes in his toilet cause his sink is full

Best cereal coming through!
God, I hope this isn't real

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WHAT'S WITH THE CATS NIGGA

>game has common item thats really good
>patch removes the ability to get them

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Shit the fuck up, Onsokumaru.

They're good, I'm not really sure how to describe the flavor. Definitely different from the raw ones.

It’s actually really good and you’re thinking of their milk chocolate bar, not cookies and cream

Do they still sell Oreo-o's or is it kill?

This motherfucker looks like one of Boston Dynamics's first concept builds of a pizza eating robot.

Its kill

ahhh yes an american bahn mi

My nigga. Fucking love Chex

They taste burnt, don’t get them

A question for the ages

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They sell it here. I think it's killed in murrica.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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Dude the fuck is up with the cats?

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catch-neuter-release for strays, they are all drugged, get their nuts cut off and are put on that table to recover. They give em a blanket to make sure they are comfy. The pizzas are for hungry vets that usually do this stuff for free as community service.

Then they eat the nuts on their pizzas

that sounds disgusting, but I'm also compelled to try it

What was your favorite cereal growing up? I use to beg my mom for this.

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Outta my way other cereal fucking shits

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Silly me I posted the wrong image again.

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no longer in Burgerland sadly. Loved eating that while working through the meat list at my store

This one is fucking incredible

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Now why can’t they rerelease this cereal?

i love the fast cut when hes trying to get it in his mouth, dude has never eaten food before

Real nigga

hostess products just keep getting smaller and smaller ever since the company was bought

No, their crust is ass.

Obviously it's some veterinarian clinic and the pizza is for the staff

Only sensible person in this thread.

Is this an alien?

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replace milk with some ranch and the normal flavor with just hot cheetos it's actually really good

>He likes oatmeal

Kek, oatmeal is trash. I've never had a good bowl of oatmeal and I've tried it with fruit, cinnamon, sugar, and all kinds of stuff. Don't know how you healthfags stomach it. I'll take some pancakes or a bowl of cereal any day of the week.

Actually Crazy Mikes is. Shame it's also the worst because my stomach gets sick after eating it for some reason.

Zagat, more like fagat amiright?

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Well aren't you an adorable humongous retarded fuckdonut.

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Dinosaur oatmeal is the best oatmeal.

this shit used to be the bomb.

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>regular corn flakes has more sales than those things
theres still hope

>He likes banana pudding

Kek, banana pudding is trash. I've never had a good bowl of banana pudding and I've tried it with fruit, cinnamon, sugar, and all kinds of stuff. Don't know how you healthfags stomach it. I'll take some pancakes or a bowl of cereal any day of the week.

*btfos the competition*

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You have a terrible opinion and I sincerely hope you have a bad day tomorrow.