>main character is depressed
Main character is depressed
Alexander Hughes
Levi Walker
>main character is a dumbass on top of being a cunt
Adrian Torres
>main character is white, around 20-25 in ages, fat, depressed, never had sex, stinks, didn't shave in months, plays video games, and got kicked out by his mom and forced to go on an adventure
Brayden Reed
lol, any games where you have to go on an adventure because you get kicked out for being NEET?
Elijah Brooks
>game is made by left wingers
>everyone has fucking depression
>it’s not their fault it’s just their “brain chemistry and shitty society”
Dylan Stewart
>it's a woman being "depressed" and seeks to "find herself" episode
Gabriel Baker
This minus the mom, age, and white part.
Evan Davis
Lapis is cute
Ryder Hughes
>main character is badass
>made black in a Netflix adaptation for no darn reason
Adam Long
well, I'm sure they have reasons, it's just bad ones
Blake Campbell
Bad reasons don't count
That's called coping and justification
Kayden Sanders
the brain chemistry part is right, the real problem is
>using your depression as an excuse to be a shithead
Dylan Ortiz
>I'm the chosen ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
Daniel Harris
I loved deponia games tho
except for the ending, fuck poki
Nicholas Jenkins
>Character is perfect.
>Becomes the favorite of a bad and deranged writer.
>Gets sidelined forever.
>Comes back
>Gets a horrible redesign that ruins what made the character perfect.
This enlightened me to how Blue Pearl was the superior choice all along.
Tyler White
>main character is lapis
>depressed on every episode
>cant even move on even when surrounded by people who care and pinpoint it very clearly to her
Shitshow
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Luis Bennett
lapis was always a cunt
Leo White
green hoe is better
Daniel Edwards
>the brain chemistry part is right
t. dr shekelstein salesman of viagra and xanax, graduate in chemistry
Wyatt Moore
I was blinded by there being a cute water themed barefoot girl wearing a dress with the absolutely patrician feature that is an exposed upper back: the sexiest part of the female body second only to the scapulae.
Kevin Cooper
You got the "This is bob" pic of Zone?
Jaxson Jones
>mc befriends dictators that have killed millions
Gavin Morris
>MC is schizophrenic
Ian Morgan
Don't worry about it everything worked out in the end shhhhhhhhh
Nathan Roberts
>Sufags
Ayden Rogers
It's still going bitch
David Adams
>Main character is depressed girl with romanticized form of depression
>"Omg what a precious little cinnamon roll how could the world hurt her so I'd be her bf"
>Main character is depressed, ugly manchild with actual depression who's consequently a dick to everyone around him
>"Why is he such a dick"?
So brave truly we as a society are accepting of depression now
Leo Young
then why do you shitpost all day instead of getting a job user
Robert Torres
>main character is gay
smgdh flimfamzimzam
Landon Richardson
>you get a pass for being a dick since you are depressed
Pathetic
Brayden Martinez
Superior blue cartoon girl coming through.
Gabriel Kelly
being a lazy cunt isn't depression
Evan Martin
>Side character still doesn't get what it deserves
Hunter Cruz
Actual depressed people are extremely self centered by necessity, it's been romanticized into something it isn't by attention whores.
Parker Ramirez
I’m doing my job right now. I get paid to shitpost like this.
Nicholas White
>nope there's no explanation for why I'm sad for no reason
something's wrong with your brain chemistry alright
Mason Reed
But amphibia hasn't shit the bed.
Get dabbed on
Noah Bennett
Jasper should pulverize lapis with her cock
Ayden Kelly
But it's not romanticized. Lapis is always seen pretty much acting like a coward and running away from shit. She even admitted she was messed up in the boat episode for enjoying keeping Jasper down
Lincoln Stewart
Sorry senpai, she's taken
Evan Peterson
Forgot the picture
Brayden Robinson
Depression is a relationship with society. No one is born depressed.
Colton Richardson
Ok NEET
Angel Lewis
Futa on male is gay
Sebastian Russell
Nigga who ever said depression happens for “ le no reason” there is always a a reason lmfao. When somebody is very happy and satisfied it’s for a multitude of reasons no Jewish doctor comes to take advantage of them and blame it on their “brain chemistry” also have you considered that maybe your “brain chemistry” is altered by how you feel and not vice versa. At first I was shitpostinf but please don’t unironically shill Jewish “science”
Juan Morales
>not shitposting from work
you can carry the internet around with you now ya know
go lift
Evan Russell
Not even the cutest Lapis
Blake Gomez
How does this ayylmao breathe?
Cameron Powell
Why can't she step on my face with her wet foot?
Jose Rogers
Julian Howard
they're gems
Jonathan Ward
Why would a rock need to breathe?
Tyler Watson
>tfw her VA is dead too
Nicholas Jenkins
Why give them eyes;mouths or any simulated orifices. Hell why a humanoid body?
Andrew Perry
so anons can jerk off to them
Robert Scott
>play video games to feel fake accomplishment to make up for life
>they don't fill the void anymore
>just left being a stupid retard with no prospects
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Juan Allen
because ur mum gay
Aaron Fisher
Grayson Roberts
>sad cum
William White
Steven your mom was literally biggest gay in universe.
Kevin Thomas
literally me desu
Easton Lewis
>Why give them eyes;mouths or any simulated orifices.
You try seeing and talking without eyes or a mouth
>Hell why a humanoid body?
Because a rock isn't a very versatile form, and if you want thumbs it's better than being a monkey or opossum
Wyatt Turner
Jackson Taylor
KEk, why did you make this post about us both user?
Ian Young
our guy?
Robert Hall
>You try seeing and talking without eyes or a mouth
How can you know what eyes look like without seeing, how are projected images of appendages the same as biological/mechanical appendages?
Jaxson Bailey
Because they were born from the leftovers of humanity. After which a immortal monk carved them to better resemble humans.
Also
Brody Brown
I don't think this is how you do the Heimlich maneuver, especially after spilling hot butter all over your pants.
Luis Carter
It's hard to not be a homosexual when your race only has one sex.
Easton Jones
>You try seeing and talking without eyes or a mouth
Lmao you can't echo-locate and talk telepathically
what are you, a primate?
Tyler Flores
>go lift
Bad advice. Picking up a proper sport is the way to go.
Lifting is just about improving your body.
>there is always a reason
Yes. Sometimes it's your body/balance getting fucked up.
There are a shitload of illnesses that "just happen". Balance gets fucked up for whatever reason and somehow needs to get re-adjusted
If you'd even bother looking up what some jewish doctors recommend, you'd know that most of them recommend a healthy diet, (proper/real) socialization, exercise/sport/physical activity
Carter Edwards
>Who is Pearl
Parker Watson
I wouldn't really count echolocation as seeing.
Ethan Cook
>You will never be pearlified
Ryan Lopez
Yeah, /fit/ right now is basically /r9k/ monkey's pawing their wish for a blue board.
Carson Sanchez
That's because your tiny monkey brain can't comprehend complex sound reverberation.
Try evolving.
Jeremiah Miller
why does nobody know how to properly animate this stupid dab meme, it's four frames. You can't try a little harder?
Andrew Torres
evolving to not see color anymore?
No thank you. Have fun with your shapes and depth you "higher" being.
Ethan Cox
POSTAL 1 is deliciously edgy.
Liam Sanchez
>SUfaggots
go be gay on Yea Forums
Colton Foster