Pass a controller let's play 2 players bro

If your gf truly loves you, she won't care if someone is better looking

Therein lies the crux of the problem. Females can not love.

nigga stole my dualshock

>couch co-op in 2019

pass him a controller and play 2 players

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Unironically, play anime games.

sure bro let's play some fighting games but remember i get dibs on cammy because she's my waifu

He's obviously my friend. So pass him player 2.
>Chad's liked me so much in high school that their girlfriends and orbiters hated me.
Sucks to suck.

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Easy. Put on some Anime fighting game and we golden.