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>making millions and fucking bitches driving lambos.
>meanwhile in the dumpster of gaming that is Yea Forums you cant even mention Fortnite and people here are more scared to take a shower than cats.
You smell like dried cum and sweat and hair oil
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Im happy. He is not.
phone faggot cant even save a picture
can i get an upvote for these EPIC streamers?
Do kids even read books these days?
FINNA BE KINO!!!!!!
>have no personality
>become millionaire just for being good at one game
look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th!
I wonder how often the game crashed on them
HOLY CRAP LOIS THIS IS FREAKIN SWEET
Pre-order when?
that was such a dumpster fire. Perfect for a game like FO 76
Better him than some kike pedo
>became a millionaire by playing video games
>you'll be lucky to retire 10 years away from death after a lifetime of wageslavery
lol ok
damn, when did mel gibson get into gaming
>ninja selling a book because that is what all washed up hacks do
l o l
does it take a whole book just to write 'git gud' ?
>companies pay him a million dollars to play their game
Pretty sure he doesn’t fuck bitches
He has a girlfriend
It’s ugly as shit but it’s still his girlfriend
nigga can make all the millions he wants but it will never change the fact he can't grow a fucking beard
Thank you capitalism.
No Red Bull ad? Weak.
>becoming successful populat millionaire
>write a book claiming to hold the secrets to success
>give purposefully wrong information
>kill off your future competition
This dude is the perfect embodiment of the zoomer generation. Completely and utterly soulless and superficial.
Thanks. I hate everything in this picture.
yeah but at the end of the day i can say at least im not Ninja, can he?
The joke is 100% on you coz hes almost 30...a fuckin boomer. Hes married to a snakey old boomer woman too
In fortnite you have to compete with freshly minted 14 year olds with adhd every day. U have no idea about d power of teen adhd (try visit Yea Forums)
Beards are onions these days any way
>dyies his hair blue because dragon ball super
>wears headband because naruto
>plays fortnite because minecraft ddidnt gave him views
>self declared melee fag that thinkts glitches are what made the game great
>his entire style is a pewdiepie ripoff
im surprised he doesnt wear a homestuck t-shirt.
Seriously, how did Ninja get so good? Watching him play Fortnite is like, he just wipes the floor and can 1v4 if he wants to.
he aged so quickly
he looks really old in this picture
I don't think Fortnite kids read that much.
Was at a restaurant for a late lunch about an hour ago, ESPN was on
Both shows I caught parts of had spots about some kid winning 3 million in a competition. I dont think it really belonged on either program, they were debating if this could make careers for kids, if it should be considered legit, and pretty much only recognizing fortnite and not esports as a whole.
Pretty much most ignorant shit I've ever seen, completely out of touch with how game fads especially shooters are so fleeting that no one will care about fortnite in 3 or 4 years tops. No acknowledgement that the the real pros are making most money because of their streaming partnerships and not because of winning competitions where only a couple people are getting a payday and all the other entrants are not making a career of this at all.
Writing a book is how the rich get richer. Not that he'll write a fucking word of it. A team of ghostwriters will handle it, he will give input 10min a day during Fortnite breaks, and in a year hoardes of parents will buy the book for their little brats. He will make millions for doing even MORE nothing.
That being said, fuck this guy.
nice phonepost, faggot
there are popular book series among kids like diary of a wimpy kid
im guessing book publishers want their cut from the zoomer audience so they just pay a popular youtuber to slap their name on a book cover for quick cash
its been a thing for years
No. Fuck you crusty incel
To think I once went to High School with this guy. He was just a snot nosed Freshman at the time.
>-What do you do for a living
>-I p-p-lay F-fortnite
>-PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA
>-I'm a billionaire
>-HAHAHAHAHA
>-please stop laughing I'm rich I'm richer than y-you!!!
>-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>all the jealous retards ITT
lol stinky NEETs at least get a job.
useless comment
influencer is a terrible concept
Beards are for nu-males, unless you're fit and bald or long haired a beard will look really bad.
you have no idea how the rich become richer
>e-celeb thread
kill yourself nigger faggot tranny
this subhuman isn't even the best fortnite player. there is some zoomer out there who deserves all the money way more than that pink aidsfaggot haired subhuman assbirth
hard work and diligence. The goyim couldn't possibly understand.
isn't this kid the paris hilton of twitch?
You mad?
Have a relation of a sexual nature!
nope not even close
You mad twink adhd zoomer cuck? Newsflash cuck- anyone owning the free game could of tried to classofy for world cup of fortnite...instead of trying you were fapping to dragon porn
Jealous and seething
>u mad xD
Back to facebook kiddo.
HAHAHAHAHA
You literally just join a super sekrit club and that's it
>could of
you illiterate moron. Maybe stop watching streams and pick up a book, and no, Ninja's book doesn't count.
Grow a beard... Oh wait you can't
this
how do I join this sekrit club? What are the requirements?
Is the guy really really good or just popular?
wrong, the sekrit clubs come later when you make the big money not before
Op here...he is amazin BUT he is a boomer now competing with adhd teens
How long till he becomes a kid diddler
He's good, as he was a former pro at a game. The best ever? certainly not, but probably the richest and likely most powerful because of it.
The honest pro players will tell you that to stop pursuing gaming seriously if you can't make it to top rankings at a young age.
literally who
Not the one you replied, but, user...
>Wife
Rip
He fell for the meme
sekrit clubs are how you go from making millions to making billions, unless you make millions, don't bother
>>dyies his hair blue because dragon ball super
really? that's the reason he has blue hair? KEK
i was wondering about this. Would gamers who got millions of $ because of gaming get respected by other millionaire?
it's a numbers game, they'll look down on you in private but they'll mind their p's and q's if your bank account is bigger than theirs and you can fuck them over
Men won't care but girls will laugh in your dumb fucking face especially if you look as weak and pathetic as Ninja
>What do you do for a living user :3
>I-- I'm an entertainer haha
>wait aren't you the fortnite game guy
>y-yeah
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>STOP LAUGHING I'M RICHER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BEING RICH MEANS YOU NEVER GET DEPRESSED AND YOU ALWAYS FEEL FULFILLED
Anyone who thinks money makes you an inherently happier person is incredibly naive.
Not everyone desires to be famous, and not everyone can handle it.
>yeah my wife looks like shit and I'm a complete waste of human being but at least I'm rich ;p
Chapter 1: amphetamine cocktails
For some people yes, moneys makes them happy and social interaction is unimportant.
>money doesn't make you happy!
>I'm perfectly fine with being Mr. Noseberg's slave for 50 years!
I mean, yeah
most rich people feel an emptiness that has to be filled with more accomplishment in order to fight off ennui, it's the reason why a lot of them end up pursuing more and more deviant sexual/power thrills, if you want an insight into it ask yourself 'what do I do when I have everything?'
Still the only book on vidya worth buying
Ugly girlfriends never cheat
Play ultra obscure video games all day
Depressed richfags are scum
It really all depends on how ambitious you are. Many people who are content living modest lives are overall way happier than a lot of wealthy people with insatiable ambition.
btw I work for the government, I get paid with YOUR tax dollars.
that's the thing of it, they're not depressed they're desperate to feel the rush that comes from accomplishment of something regardless and independent of morality or ethics,
they're burnt out
No
>how to be an unstoppable gamer
from what, a guy that has a persona that plays childrens games and makes his money streaming to said children? sure, i bet it'll be full of great advice.
streamers thinking they're gamers and not normies is lol, thinking they're anything except lucky with timing to stumble upon an audience is also lol
>No
Yeah, that's right user. Sit the fuck down.
Partially true. Money makes you happier to a point. After about the 150,000 mark, any more money won't contribute to increasing happiness. It's scientifically proven. So yes, while money can't buy you happiness, being relatively comfortable > desperation.
kek
Unironically based. A teen won 3 million while Yea Forums jacks it to loli VNs.
"Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in bliss so that nothing but bubbles would dance on the surface of his bliss, as on a sea...and even then every man, out of sheer ingratitude, sheer libel, would play you some loathsome trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive rationality his fatal fantastic element...simply in order to prove to himself that men still are men and not piano keys."
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
ninja? more like crinja
>mfw his shitty card game flopped
More like playing to lose
This quote is too high IQ for me. Is it saying man would do crazy shit when fulfilled just to show he has some life in him?
>150,000
Where are you getting this number from?
I make 60,000 a year and I can't think of anything in life that I desire that I don't already have.
Guess Yea Forums won in the end.
By being a broke NEET on nigger welfare? Sure I guess kek
yes, even when all his needs are fulfilled there's something in him that compels him to make mischief against his own happiness simply to avoid the monotony and boredom of simple absolute happiness and simplicity, humans become bored to the point of malevolence when there's nothing to challenge them
philosophical whitewash.
>At least I'm rich
Every time
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Obviously your mileage may vary. You're an individual with your own desires and needs. It's around the ballpark of $100,000, according to a few studies.
You saying that would hold some weight if you didn't have cumstains on your pants right now.
>At least my pants are clean
Every time
>his pants aren't clean
Every time
im turning 28 and it sucks
>Every time
Every time
listen to this
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human nature is flawed such that it cannot accept perfection without conflict and suffering or else we reject it catastrophically, it is part of our nature and by extension nature itself, star trek generations addressed this in the episode where they went to the q continuum
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