Watching Off The Hook at the plaza

>watching Off The Hook at the plaza
>intense bantering between Pearl and Marina
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS SQUIGGA FINNA BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>octoling guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, squid boy"
>hear "He cute" from one of the veemos

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kek

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God, I hate you fucking pre-teens.

It's time to stop the life support threads.
It's dead, it was never good
move on.

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Be nice to the squid kids

Did anyone get their My Nintendo posters yet? For me it's already past the estimate delivery date and the tracking information hasn't been updated fucking once, it's just blank.

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very, very cringe

what

You might should try to email their customer service or something

>Why yes I love using Kensa Splattershot Pros, Boblobbers, Clash Blasters, and NZaps. How'd you know?

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>squigga

is this the woomy thread

I did that today, for both the carrier and Nintendo themselves. Just waiting for a response at this point.

JUSTICE will prevail

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God I love fucking you pre-teens

why are they so attractive bros
I don't care what you think your sexuality is, you'd have tender sex with squid boys AND girls and even cuddle afterwards JUST ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW

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mmmmmmmmmmmm squid

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>let's take cute things and add the most unattractive traits, tits and black skin
Why do people do this?

>most unattractive traits, tits
in what fucking world are tits unattractive?

BIG boobies!!! *holds up spork* xD

They have no skeletons! Just imagine...

okay pedophile

I like tits, big or small. there's nothing wrong with tits, it's just a matter of preference

my world, user
my world

Bro.. listen... BRO... imagine this... BIG... BOOBIES. Eh? EH? ;-D

Who's dick I gotta suck to get bloblobbers nerfed?

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Can you quit being a retard and talk like a normal person?

>>the most unattractive traits, tits and black skin

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What are your thoughts on pre-off the hook Marina and Pearl?

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cute

Marina should go back to developing weapons

Based Squid boy.

Is Pearl a secret genius? She won the race war and won the chaos vs order conflict

Tfw you splat that Chuuni Agent 3 and that Genetically Engineered Super Soldier Agent 8 because you're bored and it was fun

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wtf is with this type of autism

It's the best arena shooter since Q3A

Like I have said before, I doubt they ever fought

I love this floplet

Fuuuuck, don't make me remake my Splatoon folder.

>wojak edit
>KYM filename
Fuck off

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Found the brainlet

Agent 4 a cute

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Found the retarded fucking newfag reddit cumguzzler

Pearl just uses chaos to bend the world to her will

what a good squid

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That's not even a splatoon picture, it's just a body type the artist desires with a few splatoon themed cosmetics slapped on.
>muh on-model
yeah you can fap to what you want but if you want to make a splatoon folder and start filling it with every kind of shit that has some reference to splatoon in it, it's not really what you'd expect from a splatoon folder.

>Filename means I got it from KYM/Reddit

Does it hurt being this retarded?

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BASED NGYES

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I LOVE METALHEAD PEARL

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best Pearl outfit

MOTHERFUCKING AGENT 8. WHY CAN'T YOU FANTASIZE AGENT 3 AS A MOUTH-GAGGED DROOLING NAKED HEATED SLUT WAITING TO BE DICKED INSTEAD OF AN ULT-SPAMMING CHEATING SUPER SOLDIER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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because agent 8 is a sub

Haha you guys ever wonder what inkling ink tastes like lol? Pretty weird question haha but I was just wondering. Haha I bet it tastes pretty good! Maybe just like salty water or something lol! I wonder if a squid boy would get embarrassed if you got some of his ink in your mouth hahaha! That would be really funny but I wouldn't want it to happen lol. I wonder if the ink smells like the inkling it came from too haha just wondering what you guys think lol

if its not a Yea Forums filename it means you didn't save it from here and went to google images to search up "brainlet wojacks" which is just as bad as getting it from kym or reddit.
dipshit

haha imagine if inklings peed ink haha what would that taste like? theoretically of course. i wonder how it feels on the skin lol. inklings peeing ink on the skin, that would feel nice i think lol.

I'm still waiting for this in the mail.

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Imagine getting this mad over a image. Couldn't be me.

But I'm a squid now.

This. Because I’ll fucking suck it.

cute

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alright

what a cool guy.

How did they hook up anyway?

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If they ever put Point Sensors on a Goo Tuber set it'll be all over for you hoes

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thanks I hate this

>stick aiming
Absolutely disgusting.

>FINNA BOUTTA DABBED ON

I'm too old for this hell on Earth.


You know this game is for young children, right?

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I promise it works! Trust me, stick aiming is essential for the way that I play Goo Tuber. I mainly aim by swimming, and motion controls would make me flinch and miss my shots in mid-air.

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very fresh

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I wish I could change the controls to allow Y-axis stick controls alongside gyro aiming. And I wish I could toggle camera inertia when gyro is enabled as well.

>tracking info FINALLY got it's first update since the item first shipped out a week ago
wew what a relief.

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yeah sometimes those limited items from Nintendo can take a while to show up

Then why the fuck are you posting a crying wojak if it was never good? Do you have fucking eyes?

Chad

I just got the octotune ost on a whim since I started buyfagging video game music. The live off the hook mixes on disk 2 are so good.

Got marina. Just need pearl