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Polite Reminder
All mech pilots still have to pee and poo, so their mechs have pee and poo disposal ports too
>tfw you will never be alpha enough to take a big shit in front of 3 girls in a cramped mech cockpit
I THINK MECHS SUCK
Look out, he's got an axe!
HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
5 and that axe gets blown off
mechA
mechB
mech∀
You fuckin' missed, overheated and emergency shut down.
Fuk
ONE-EYE NIGGAS
Only pansies are afraid of overheating, user.
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Did someone say MECHS?
is this the only mech with a mustache?
Based tank chad.
gaem?
MADCAT FO LYFE
Fuck Mission, user. It's a porn game set in the Front Mission universe.
You pulling me leg ya bloody wanker?
nononono sirrus bissness
thats just straight out of shaman king.
which coincidentally had some pretty good mechs in it
Just pulling your tit, mate.
Looks like some ARMA mod.
reminder MechWarrior V made a secret deal to be an epic exclusive while still taking preorders that were advertised as Steam.
Based and Chinkpilled.
MW5 runs on Unreal 4, this was bound to happen.
what's this from?
>was very excited for the game
>hear its epic exclusive
>even more excited as now there's no excuse not to pirate it
Really? Source?
Their own website. I've already requested a refund. They announced the Epic exclusive after the preorder period had ended.
Border Break
>that paragraph in Hardwired that describes the MC pissing and shitting into his catheter
Their own ceo stated they finished the deal while the preorders were still going on which meant they were negotiating the deal for a while even before that all the while stating you could have it on Steam if you wanted knowing full well they had no intention of that happening. Its why the game never had a Steam page, they've had these intentions all along and by their own admission only made the announcement after someone mistakenly updated their website before they were supposed to.
>no US release
why must we suffer?
Is that the vanilla or MKII? Because I think it's the MKII.
Truly a big betrayal.
Why would you be excited for it, it's just MWO but single player.
because I'm not autistic enough to play mwo for 20000 hours and hate on it and still keep playing it.
I actually really enjoyed my time in MWO.
Awoo motherfucker.
It is, yeah, if you have the brains to realize allowing this kinda behavior ends up with pc market being like consoles but instead of consoles you got shit stuck behind softwares.
Look at VR and zuckenshit artificially building walls between his shitty platform and others.
I bet you defended horse armor too
I can understand if devs are releasing their titles first on a specific platform and then release a version for another one. Or sell it on as many as possible. What happened here is simply unacceptable.
Nobody defended horse armor.
>Nobody defended horse armor.
but retards bought it enough to cause dlc to become a thing.
Blame the Bethesdrones.
We need more mechs with rollerskates.
post yfw bethesdadrones are literally responsible for shitty dlc
I'm not picky anymore
Any mechs will do
Just give me mechs
im working on a mech game
Is anyone really surprised that PIG did this? Should've dumped this trash the moment they shut down mwll.
No, doesn't make it any less shitty though.
*blocks your path*
Btw has anyone played cyberstorm? Its on gog now.
Is this the game from that VR demo clip that was posted here ages ago?
You sound like a fag.
Shit I used to do the szme thing in ED. Oneshotting pirates in their precious anas is always satisfying.
I want a sim style game with armored corelike robutts.
It better not fucking suck.
MWO is good.
Isn't ACV more simlike?
It's about as simlike as any other Armored Core.
Robot gigante
>there wont be another comfy adventure with mechs game
even if the game's story was actually pretty depressing
Just play Solatorobo
Wow!! Chido robot!!!
Oh shit! This guy gets pussy
I've actually played that already, setting & worldbuilding is pretty cool if furries don't bother you but gameplay was too easy/simple from what I remember. I heard they're making a sequel
Best Gundam Game?
Is that a blue zaku
They are, it's another spinoff game called fuga but it's still set in the same universe.
that's
Gundam 0079: The War for Earth :)
YOU CRAVEN
TRAITOR
I wanna fuckk a mad cat!
THEY ARE FOR HUGS FREEBIRTH!
That is an acceptable alternative.
That's not a mech, that's a Warlord Titan which has undergone some serious heretech
So are these fucking this small mechs or big power armor?
Based, someone else read that.
I wonder if Cyberpunk 2077 will get a Hardwired module, too...
We need more punchy mechs.
>America makes a Gundam game
Battletech is great, why didnt the devs make an actual good expansion like enemy within?
>that mech design
>that sudden splatter of purple blood that covers 1/4 to 1/2 of the screen
EDF is so janky but fun
Who here wants to play MWO with me RIGHT NOW?
Drop your in game name and we can do some synchro drops or if there's enough of us, some group play.
Add me in game. ScottieG86
FOR THE FREEDOM OF JOOOOHHHNNN
no
Mobile life support suites.
zaku
Yeah!
In order to poo pilots also have a butt catheter that they have to insert into their anuses :) this is to prevent them from having poop get on the outside of their butts so they don't have to wipe Ive been practicing for my butt catheter using soda bottles but paper towel tubes work as well
/gerg/ refugees leave now
Are those PPCs or Llas?
boy
What's /gerg/?
Arms? Goose rifles.
I want to see Battletech in SRW!
Giant Robot General on /vg/. Its mainly for MWO.
In Battletech, your piss can fuel the fusion reactor. Read the source material.
The tabletop game was originally a straight up RPG adaption of Hardwired. It wouldn't surprise me if we get wicked hovercraft tanks in CP2077.
Is this real?
Yes
No
Antagonist starts monologuing while the protagonist dropped the biggest fucking sloppiest turd ever, complete with slushing sound and all.
Youre welcome.
Maybe
Excellent taste, user
Maybe
I don't know
Basically a weaponized prosthetic body replacement.
When you're an astartes and get fucked up super bad but live to brag about it, chances are you're getting slapped into a dreadnought so you can kill shit even better than before
Can you repeat the question?
>the average /m/ poster
no
Why are all non-Jap mechs so ugly?
>Gundamfags will say this unironically while jerking off the RX-78
The RX-78-2 is perfect and you will speak ill of my boy no more, you heathen fuck.
The virgin RX-78
The Chad XMA-01
The RX-78-2 is pretty cringe friend. The most normalfag mobile suit around.
epic
why are all zeon ms so ugly?
>The most normalfag mobile suit around
>not unicorn
>Still the best opening in the franchise
How did they do it ?
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>Best opening
But you didn't post Silent Voice?
If you love the Rafflesia so much why don't you marry it, huh nerd?
um frick of, okay? frick of. if you have nothing nice to say say nothing at all.
This is worse than calling the RX-78-2 ugly. What is wrong with you, my man? Why did you become like this?
All i see is a goofy face
Raffllesia looks like the Radiant Silvergun which is pretty sick, but I'm not even a gundamfag. I'm an ArmoredChad
lol
>no VR first person super robo simulator
The last thing you will see are his shoulders.
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It's crazy how consistently good Gundam openings are. I think every series I've seen up to this point all the OPs have been great, even the horrible series like Victory.
Anime ja nai is the exception, that one's a joke
buckets
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based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHERE'S THE NEW ARMORED CORE ALREADY?!
nah dude more Souls games lol
Dropped MW4:BK on the gauss turret mission. Having you going through a forest of rape only to get ultra gangbanged by maulers at the last nav with no heals was just bs
>tfw this will never get its own game
Too bad now you have to wait until after OOOOOOOOOH ELDEN RING
>when they've already announced a sequel to Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring, but Armored Core 6 is nowhere to be found
>Metal Wolf Chaos has been delayed AGAIN
>Chromehounds is still in limbo
>all of their other mech games are MIA
>All those people surprised Fromsoft made sequels to Souls
They literally made 14 AC games, 4 Kings Field games, 2 Shadow Tower games, KF and Shadow Tower use the same control scheme, AC uses the control scheme too.
Apparently you can do crazy shit in the SRW games but I've never played them
Used to have this action figure
thats very cool
Just started playing supreme commander with my friend who's a veteran in the community. I absolutely love the mech/robots in that shit.
Total Annihilation and Supreme Commander are fucking great. Those are like the only mecha RTS though.
This screencap is from the thread while the AMA was going on.
What a complete disaster. Bad luck sure likes to follow battletech.
You think whenif AC6 comes out that they'll keep the same general controls scheme or will they streamline it for all the soulsbabs to enjoy?
>SRW games
Never played them either but I always see the threads up on /m/ so I should probably just try them sometime. Especially since it will be the only way to have fafner in vidya.
They changed the control scheme for dual analogs since Nexus, and the 360 games changed it again so it's not like AC 6 will be the first to change it up. I think there'll be a classic scheme and some modern scheme
Western folk seem to prefer designs that are more tank-like while nips prefer ones that are more jet-like. I think both are neat in their own ways.
funny
>I think both are neat in their own ways.
You know what, that's respectable. I respect that.
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Fuck the haters, Thunderbolt was fun as fuck.
Based and chadpilled
Scopedog is still peak mecha design for me, yet I also love Exia. The duality of man.
best videogame mech or best videogame mech?
Pic unrelated
Both, they guy inside of that is probably cut in half or missing most of his organs, so it functions like power armor, but is the size of a mech, with larger weapons platforms and everything
I cant wait for death of hope to be finished, even if the voice acting is pretty dogshit
Jesus christ, why does Mechwarrior always get fucked over? Its breathtaking how much this franchise has been fucked over because of incompetency. Even when a goliath like Microsoft held the rights it was absolutely fucked. This property is doomed to failure over and over again, MWO is absolute trash. Mechwarrior: Living Legends was fucking superior to it and that was a fucking fan mod.
Yeah. It's very frustrating to see something like game of thrones succeeding because the battletech universe is basically the same setting, it's just military science fiction instead of fantasy. Maybe someday we'll have a good mechwarrior game again. It won't be someday soon, though.
Yeah, but they at least made a bunch of side IPs while making KF and AC games.
>There will never be another Cookies and Cream
They already streamlined it for AC4
>they made the best tank styled mech game ever made then never made a sequel
Power armor or mecha?
What is this?
Why not both?
Mechwarrior is great because of how shitty the technology is. The shitty way space travel works is probably the most interesting way to justify why the universe is fractured as fuck. Most Sci-Fi universe fuck up the space travel and make it cheap to fly around; Star Wars, Star Trek, and Mass Effect are examples of this. Battletech decided to make space travel fucking hard and slow. Taking weeks, months, or sometimes half a year to travel to some places. Even transmissions follow this shit so a war could break out and it would be half a year before some far flung frontier planet hears about it. The choice to take that route was an amazing bit of writing that I haven't seen elsewhere.
this looks ridiculous, but also cool
sakura wars
oops meant to reply to this
It's a great universe, it's just been mismanaged for a very long time. Microsoft also thinks there isn't a big enough audience for mech games anymore so they haven't bothered to try anything themselves.
>we hate steam
>okay, so why not release on gog
>because they didn't bribe us with money
anyone tried the dual gear demo? is it promising or gonna be shit?
I think it's super cool but the last contact from the devs was like 2016
Played the demo ages ago and it was pretty fun.
Just just recently tweeted not too long ago after a longer than normal period of dead air. I think they're having budget issues or something. The project seems like it is in development hell.
AOKU NE MURU MIZU NO HOSHI NII
Yeah, I have the same feeling.
SOTTO
KUCHIZUKE SHITE INOCHI NO HI WO TOMOSU HITTO YO
based zetabro
It's a MKII
who /purple burd/ here
Pretty sure the default loadout is lasers and gauss
Not really surprising.
>Game is shaping up to be garbage
>Developer has no fucking idea how to do a basic gameplay loop
>Do we try and sell this on a competitive cutthroat market via steam?
>Or do we put it on the epig game store and get guaranteed shekels from epig despite the game being garbage?
>tfw you get assigned to a stock GM, Hizack, or Zaku.
I love Moze!
I played the real man's battletech videogame: Megamek
Ask me anything about it
Make your game fun to play, asshole
>implying marik
>implying anyone wants to be a mechwarrior for the """free""" worlds league
You can choose between space germaboos, space weeaboos, and space WW2 america but instead you want to be the space spaghettis republic?
What about space commieland or space furries?
It's more like
>we spent way too much of our money on a convention and now we don't have enough money to release a decent product by the time we promised
>fortnite is offering us money and we dont care about our fans so we'll go with them
>space WW2 america
suns are more british empire desu.
Anything is better than the FWL. The only reason they existed at all is Steiner is always busy with Kurita and the chinaboos are puny.
>Western folk seem to prefer designs that are more tank-like while nips prefer ones that are more jet-like.
More like western folk prefer designs that are more tank-like while nips prefer ones that are pretty ballerinas.
>while nips prefer ones that are pretty ballerinas.
giant flying anime girls sounds pretty great to me. What are you, some kind of faggot?
God I hate normalfags that want everything to be as grey and boring as possible
Litterally came here to post this exactly. 1 to 1 what I was going to say.
Thats true
>Some of them even have skirts, lol
uuuuuh
dabs
>I'M FEELING MEAN TODAY
Has anyone ever played Power DoLLs before?
Oh god I remember this. As a fan of battletech I felt insulted by the complete lack of respect for the lore but as a fan of video games I found that game to be really fun. It was a guilty pleasure. I would play a new MechAssault game.
>battletech can't have non-cancerous games
>Muv-Luv game never ever
Being a fan of mechs and Mecha is fucking suffering
>Non-cancerous games
Please tell me you have a mechanical issue and you aren't just seething because some random text box said something about Muslims
Time to replay MW2, MW3, MW4: Mercenaries and Living Legends
LOL if being a ground crawler is so good, why don't you slither along on your stomach when you go out?
Yes, I actually played Battletech multiple times. Putting the lame story aside for now, I found the mercenary management stuff to be extremely underwhelming. Using only one lance at a time was so fucking lame. The core gameplay loop was good but the lack of mech variety was incredibly disappointing.
I personally don't give a fuck about what many people here REE'd about when the game came out. The entire extent of the SJW shit in the game is you can choose whatever gender you wanted and whatever little icon picture you felt like. Doesn't matter to me. The fat muslim woman didn't bother me either because I'm fine with seeing a female in my video games I don't want to fuck. Actually, I wish she was more of an offensively stupid SJW self-insert. I wish she was more anything, all the characters were so fucking boring and the story forgets that the universe is supposed to be morally grey until the very end. All I wanted was to be a heartless, successful mercenary but they kept acting like I was working for house arano because I wanted to do the right thing. I picked the "fuck you, pay me" dialogue each time.
I didn't know Haru from P5 was in Gundam.
Amazing!
>replying to tankfags
lol
>left hand saluting
stupid nips
kek, harufags BTFO
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If I asked you how long the AI's turn takes for an opposing force of equal or greater BV, would you die?
This looks cool as fuck.
It's like bad RAD. Why doesn't sandlot just make RAD2 already? It's time goddamn it we deserve RAD2.
I played IV I think for all of five minutes before shutting it off it was a very standard SRPG with not much going for it.
EDF is such a satisfying game.