How do you get rid of the hand grease on your controller?

How do you get rid of the hand grease on your controller?

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I dont get it on my controller in the first place

just buy a new controller poorfag

Chlorox bleach whipes. Those things are fucking amazing! Cleaned my entire fucking house with them.

>tfw you never sweat while playing games, especially with the AC, and also don't eat while playing. And despite that, still clean your controller once in a while.
I'm just weird like that

not everyone plays barely 30 minutes sessions like you

There's no way that's grease proof what so ever
The grease will go into the circuit board via joysticks

How do you get rid of the vaginal grease on your controller?

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I wash my hands.

Make me lick it out of you

Clean it with my asshole

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not showering for a few days is an excellent woman repellant. my controllers have never been cleaner
highly recommended

my ex would let me sleep with her after not showering for days though

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that's just make her use the controller more

>2019
>still using a gamepad

>ex
clearly it worked, just took a little longer than expected

>2019
>still not realizing that some games are best enjoyed with a controller (objectively speaking)
>still not realizing that you can buy controllers for PC without ever having to touch or even look at a console
yikes

user dont do this to me, I cant tell if this will work or create mustard gas

desperation is a helluva drug

You play darksouls with a keyboard and mouse?

I like to stick my controller up my ass while I masturbate, it usually gets the grease right off.

I don’t play shitty games like dark souls

I just sold my GAEMS case so I couldn't take my ps4 to wingstop anymore. My cousin and I kind of had a Thursday night tradition where we'd hook it up and go play tekken, but it's time to move on

based smash player

The best games require keyboard and mouse and DS is not one of them

My mouse gets so fucking greasy all the time and I don't know why. I don't think my hand is sweating and I keep wiping it off with a damp towel and washing my hands but it always feels greasy. My keyboard doesn't have the same problem. It drives me nuts.

You know what drives me nuts? The stickiness on the Dualshock 3 sticks when you don't use them for a while. What the fuck is up with that?

crappy rubber breaking down

try it out and see

Never had one but did you maybe keep it in sunlight during the day?

>he can't go more than 30 minutes without stuffing his fat fucking retard face

>Get 8bitdo SN pro
>Always put it back inside the box after using it
>It's already showing stains and residues
What the fuck? It's only two months old and I don't eat while playing or anything like that

I often go for 5-8+ hours playing without eating, and then get a proper meal.

Stop grabbing a bag of doritos every 30 minutes

>buy switch pro controller
>still immaculate after months, it even cleans my hands when I use it
Thanks Nintendo

>nintendium is evolving
Wtf should i upgrade my wii u pro

probably were forced to invent advanced anti-stain plastic to deal with smashfags

REMINDER that most women barely shower 4 times a week

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