You can reincarnate into a sonic character

I'll wait for your actual counterargument.

Best choice.

Whichever gets to fuck Amy.

No idea.

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This.

but you're already fat.

fuck off Argento

Infinite

Probably Bartleby, his ass is so good his reincarnation HAS to have some bountiful cheeks

Sonic the Sissyhog

Reincarnate into Sonic and that will be the easiest shit in history.

>those Gaben tier sales

I unironically think this is one of the best designs to come from a sonic game. Not necessarily his evolutions just this baseline form.

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>not wanting to be a genius
>not wanting to make some announcements
How weak are you all?

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What’s the best route to lesbian sex? Turning into Rouge to dangerously seduce other females? Turning into Cream to give some girly comfort to Amy when she gets rejected by Sonic?

>californian rock dies out
>you have to chose a new genre for Sonic OST
well, Yea Forums?

This desu spindashing and GOINGFAST would be pretty fucking sweet

Why Sonic keep cockblocking Amy?

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Say hello to vaporwave Sonic, where even Green Hills have purple sunsets.

I'd unironically eggman, Who wouldn't want to be a super genius capable of conquering humanity with a robot army.

Omega because I'm not a fucking furry

Espio or Vector

How does he type with boxing gloves on?

But imagine how envous all the furfags would be if you could become an actual furry character while they can’t.

>where even Green Hills have purple sunsets.
and?

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Obama.

like this

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Still the best.

youtube.com/watch?v=qt4bd1OaHTQ

I’m gonna become the prez-o-dent

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tails for the /ss/ action and cream

Vanilla so I can molest my daughter again

Infinite so I can trick everyone into thinking I'm cool

knuckles because is the less autistic choice

Rouge because I love girly femme fatal characters and I'd also love to be a spy.

What if she molests you first?

>less autistic
>the only one who spend his time shitposting on Internet
>with gloves on

>

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>President of Sega for one day
>Doesn't say which day
>April 11th, 1996
>Instruct everyone coming in to join Team sonic to my office
>Bring a gun.

I gotta do what I yabba dabba doo.

yeah hahaha imagine how that tight bodysuit feels against your crotch and butt hahaha

tails so rouge can molest me

>Want to download some Canned Furry
>Exhentai get btfo
fuck

youtu.be/YtPsTieXSfI

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Sonichu

based

Gamma

kinda fucking obvious

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Shadow. He's really cool and no one can beat him

I'd pick Tails. He is a mechanical genuis plus he can actually fly! I see its as double win.

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Mecha Sonic. No character is cooler than him.

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>not becoming Tails just so that you can sneak in Rouge’s wardrobe for a kinky and exciting adventure

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Autism

God i fucking live Argentos work.

as if there is any other choice

>humanized legs

Jet The Hawk.

Imagine posting that and being apart of a thread about turning into sonic characters, retard.

>choosing anybody but big the cat

That would just make the average Yea Forums user more hairy, slower, and slightly more intelligent.

Ben garrison

>more hairy
Barely

Tails unironically
>Get to be a mechanical and computing prodigy at a young age
>Can fly and pilot a bi-plane
>Can build spaceships and arm cannons
>Probably has made things that rival Earth's military at this point
>Be a sidekick but also have cool solo adventures
>Get Space Alien Plant Waifu
>And in that one British Sonic Comic, get to be a dimensional-leaping Knight and Cop.
>Foxes are based.
I say it's a win.

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Satan

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Undecided between the Blue Blur itself, Silver (because I love his powers and I may or may not be similiar to him in personality) or Metal Sonic (because he is actually threatening compared to Eggman, because his speed rivals that of Sonic himself, he was close to beating him, he is cool and he is probably one of my favourite vidya villains ever)

He loves her but he isn't ready yet for this kind of relationship. You can clearly see it in the games. SEGA is only keeping the status quo for money.
If I'm not wrong I think this guy has had only one appearance and at this point I think he is dead.

>I want to be the girl
Where did this meme come from?

He appeared in Shadow the Hedgehog too.
He was part of the Dreamcast canon before SEGA threw almost everything about humans and stuff like GUN out of the window.