Some of you are alright

some of you are alright.
don't log onto Yea Forums tomorrow

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Nice caulk

I will honestly worship you like a god if you nuke this place.
It's beyond saving.

>logging in
>Yea Forums

white caulk > black caulk

I hope you kill everyone here in minecraft.
I hope you line them all against a firing wall, and shoot them one by one until their bodies gracelessly fall to the ground in minecraft.
Kill them. Kill them all in minecraft.

90% of Yea Forums won't know what that is

It's a grease gun, a ww2 sub machine gun

Cheese injector.
Inject me daddy

It helps you see into the future, right?

portal gun

Its called a caulk gun aka a tool used by depressed losers that dropped out of school to join a trade. Generally these losers wielding these weapons drink themselves to death, attend local strip clubs, watch sports, and have sex with prostitutes. As they seem to really like wearing sidewinder sunglasses will wielding such a weapon.

>he doesn't logs into 4chins
how else would you count your (you)s ya goof

It's a silicon injector

its the penis inspection rifle

t. passlet

i wish someone would kill me

Sounds pretty fucking rad actually

Can I stick it in my butt and inflate my ass?

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this isnt yours

No. You can only use it on your balls.

It can't hurt to try. In fact I recommend it.
Also might work for building impressive biceps.

>dad is a maintenance guy halfway through his 60s
>went with him to see where he worked
>it's a complete joke of a shithole compared to where he got fired from after 20+ years
>has been working 10 hours a day 6 days a week for months

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It's never too early to start saving for retirement, user.
2.4% yearly return on average. Start in your twenties and you've got a whole 40 years to let that shit compile.

I have no idea how investing works and no motivation to actually do anything besides let the money I have sit