Guys, you better tell me how the FUCK do i find a cute gamer girlfriend

guys, you better tell me how the FUCK do i find a cute gamer girlfriend

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cute microbulge

Try to talk to more GAMERS and join more GAMER groups, but you have to be more desirable than other GAMERS, so i recommend hitting the gym and not being a beta orbiter

just pick one

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do you actually want a GAMER girlfriend or is that the only hobby you have so you seek that for one thing to relate to? dating is competitive, you need to have more than one thing to talk about (but don't talk too much because that's also a turn off for women) and be able juggle several talents, along with making money and working on your physical health.
This isn't incel /r9k/ shit, girls get to choose from the buffet, you have to accept defeat or try to make yourself as appetizing looking as possible and even then you probably aren't the first choice

YOU don't

OP is a fag
This is now a B.O.B.O.D.D.Y. thread
What does the first ‘B’ stand for?

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>the office
>funny

Got a version without the dick?

You might think it's cool at first but then she hogs the tv and plays phantasy star IV on the switch and keeps challenging you to smash bros and tells you to play animal crossing even tho it's not multiplayer and gets sad because the villagers aRe mean in startdew Valley and you never get to play samurai shown.

You have three (3) options:
1) find a cute girl and make her a gamer
2) find a gamer girl and make her be cute
or
3) find a gamer and make him be a cute girl

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play games

>cute gamer girlfriend

Doesn't exist. 90% of girl gamers are the same type of antisocial sperg that male gamers are, and the other 10% are thot-streamers using their tits to get money out of thirty incels.

Become one

BiBo

BiBo

god I wish that were me.

Spergy gamer girls don’t play DOOM and Donkey Kong Country, they play Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. You have to accept this.

omg thanks for thbe idea!! brb

show feet first before you leave

Yeah but do you have it

kys yourself trannyrecruiter

Yeah I've seen that guys that complain about not being successful with women don't put enough or any effort into themselves first before putting all this worry into finding the 'perfect' girl. Anons might want a gamer girl gf but they're just like almost any other woman, having a certain common interest is nice but it doesn't mean they're going to be better for you than someone who's never touched a game. I know a couple girls that are huuuuuge JRPG nerds but they are/were trashy hoes that most of Yea Forums would never want as a serious girlfriend.

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>cute
>gamer
>girlfriend
You can only pick two

Don't bother. 99% of them are fat, ugly, or mentally unstable.

Underage

Literally EVERY ugly girl who works at fast food or other minimum wage jobs.

Admit it, The Office US and UK are both great shows.

just go find a cute gamer boi, so much easier

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>3) find a gamer and make him be a cute girl
Don't do this. This is called VRChat and its a living hellscape of a game

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>3 years ago
>Mom asks me to drive her to a friend's party/reunion thing she's having
>Sure
>Drive her to the place
>"You should come in and say hello to your aunt and friends of mine"
>"Eeeeh, sure"
>Go in
>Say hi
>Get offered stuff from the kitchen, snacks and stuff
>Sure, why not?
>On my way to the kitchen I spot with the corner of my eyes this cute girl by herself playing with her Nintendo DS
>Grab a drink, grab a drink for her too
>Try to smoothly approach her
>Trip
>Fucking fall with both drinks in my hand
>Didn't splash her, but she definetely saw me doing it
>"Welp that's what I get for being so dumb"
>She laughs and asks me if I'm okey
>We start talking, she shows me the game she's playing, turns out to be a Zelda game
>Talk to her all night
3 years later, we are still together and going strong, moving out with her soon, we play vidya together, even if our vidya taste are not the same, she loves watching me play retro stuff once in a while, I love narrating what I am doing to her or lore from the game.

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if you guys ever went to a convention you'd realize that it's so easy to get a gamer / anime gf, i've seen the ugliest fucking goblin men with their own girlfriend / wife. you all have no excuse for your low self-esteem and insecurity.

Having a gf gives you less time for games even if she plays them. So I will never have one.

Get a normal gf, I know a lot to ask , then get them into games.
I know a lot of couples who are like this.

Buy another tv and play side by side faggor

I wish

>Gamer girlfriend cheated on me with a nigger

What the fuck should I do?

pathetic

You don't, dumbass.
Your gamer gf is going to suck at being a gamer because women are casual, and she's gonna suck at being a gf because the attention she gets from gaming will make her entitled.
Do you want to spend months of your life with an entitled casual as your 2nd closest emotional bond? No.
Get some fucking standards. Don't settle for a gamer gf.

Move on, simple. She's a terrible person and a coal burner, no sense in wasting energy and emotion on trash, just move on, you'll find someone better for you.

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Adriana Chechik is a porn actress you dumb fuck

Sluts cannot form emotional bonds. They will never be your partner, they will only be a heavy hairy onahole.
Sure, monogamous gays exist. But you won't find them in sissy crossdressing. Anyone into that is a huge attention whore and a needy addict - exactly the opposite of a loyal partner.

I want to BE D.Va!

Congratz user. You made it.

So many blatant assumptions in this post, not least of which is assuming I'm talking about any specific type of boi in the first place.

Try not to project so hard.

So much cope in this post.

That's not a chica amigo, IT'S A CHICO!!! You wouldn't have a novia.. YOU'D HAVE A NOVIO!! AY DIOS MIO

retry and beat his score

Based

>Didn't splash her, but she definetely saw me doing it
>"Welp that's what I get for being so dumb"
>She laughs and asks me if I'm okey
That's a literal romcom moment holy shit

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Please don't call it micro. That's about how big mine is and that's an insulting term.

bros... he made it...

Rape him to assert dominance

lol

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This.

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Thanks, currently playing Morrowind with her, she's 10 times more invested into the Elder scrolls lore than me, even if she has only played Oblivion and Skyrim, so she explains the details to me.
She made my character too.

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Congrats, user. I'm happy for you.

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I am gay but
that's pretty fuckin gay

They're not even rubbing their dicks together.

this image hurts to look at...

Yeah I mean who the fuck plays with items on what a bunch of fags

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user you better fucking cherish her or I swear to god I'll come haunt you in the afterlife. That's a smile that needs to be protected.