ALLADIN, TOOK AN UPPER DECKER IN MY TOILET

BASED MIKE "IF SHES A WHORE I IGNORE" MATEI

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extremely based

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>guys i like the three stooges and all but it's time to talk about some of the racist humor it wasn't funny then and it's not funny now
What makes a person do this?

Do you think James approves of the Loco Bandito though?

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yes

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=sOkB_bTqRuU
Ehy did this vid recieve so much hate? its not good, but its not cringe inducing

What?

Explain what's wrong with letting a black man pleasure my wife

Based Mike "Szekely Stallion" Matei.

whatever makes you happy

I love seeing him spread his seed into her bareback while I play my switch.

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>old avgn
>casually reviews games as if he were James himself.
>even at his angriest, it feels genuine and how people would actually react
>Quotes are actually memorable for being funny
>skits were actually funny and had soul
>has control over the game, if it’s shit he turns it off when he wants
>are infinitely rewatchable, can put on in background anytime I wanna get comfy

>Modern avgn
>completely flanderizes the character.
>Has over the top fits that are super annoying and cringe, not how normal people act
>quotes are only memorable for how cringy they are
>skits are terribly unfunny and overuse green screen/bad effects, whereas the old ones actually try.
>games have control over him. Acts like he’s in actual pain rather than in shock at how bad they are.
>watch once just to see how bad they are, never wanna see again.

Please James just end it

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Faggot

>modern avgn
>all of the games he covered are notorious for being bad or are just generic shovware
>never tries to rip into a debatable good or bad game in fear of making people mad

Had no idea that attention whore has her nudes out there. I know what I'm doing tonight.

theyre okay. supas pretty hot. But it just leaves you wanting more. I want a webm of her fucking her female friend or something.

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Haaahahahahahaa

Brah, the Alladin Broadway is what the Live action should've been

wait, is he székely? I always assumed he was just Romanian, given that Matei is a very stereotypically Romanian surname

>aladdin deck enhancer

Stop reminding me of his new mediocre soulless reviews. It's just depressing. Next you'll remind me about the Keith Apicary Sega Activator Christmas episode, so I can really spiral into a funk.

All of the old Mike Matei reviews that he did when he was making content while James was filming the movie are all kino. No, listen to me, you don't understand, I know how cringe they are, that's why they're good. Every single one of them is a masterpiece.

I think he has what doctors might call, a little bit of a weight problem. I heard he really knew he was getting fatter, when he went to see his doctor, and the doctor told him to "Open up and say oink". I heard he puts his belt on with a boomerang. I hear when he steps on a scale it says "...to be continued". I'll be here all week.

why is there so many fat guys all of a sudden on his channel?

Have you noticed how Mike is getting fatter? I have this theory that when you hang out with a bunch of really overweight people, over time you just pick up their habits. Mike used to be as skinny as a rail. His head has grown 3 sizes.

OH NO NO NO NO

it was never a funny character and the jokes were always terrible. the only time the episodes were any was when james was just talking normally giving backstory to the games and the companies.

were any good*

pic?

I remember thinking some of his interests were too "old" for me and now I'm old enough to feel how he did . But, at the same time my taste has been more refined and now I can appreciate a lot of the older stuff he likes.

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man you sad

People say Fred Fuchs might be Chris Bores.
Would unironically be the crossover of a life time

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Put AVGN in your title so I can filter your spam, you autistic fuckwit.

AVGN is still okay to me

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

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I am over 2 months into my hair transplant.
No sign of new hair
taking propecia with rogaine still to accelerate hair growth

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WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING
I think I can rock a bald head with a good mustache

[The Godfather "Immigrant theme" music starts playing]
Nyeah, have a seat Jimmy. You doing fine? Good, good. Now Jimmy, Mike has been telling me you want out. Wanna retire the Nerd. Wanna shave ya head to boot. Ahh Jimmy, you always was a good kid, a good oiner. But this, this you wound me. After all Screenwave has done for ya. You can't get out now. No sir, I can't have that Jimmy I'm sorry. Say hows the kids? The sick one healed up all nice and good? Good good. Be a shame if something happened to em. Ya know even if you want out, think of yer family. Wouldn't want them to... suffer because of your selfish mistake would ya? Life is hard for a family man outta the job. Good, good boy now you see it my way.
Now get the fuck outta here.

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kek

would screenwave still make money if james rolfe drop dead?