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just got done researching med-kits what we researching next?
The first thing on the list.
glad to see you come back OP
Do we have lasers ?
also gonna need 6 names
Reisen
welcome back commander
Council Spokesman
motion scanners it is
basic laser research
no laser pistols or anything
Skipray Blastboat
Klaymen
Captain Murphy
I'm glad someone else has taken up the mantle of running XCOM
will anyone ever run x-com files again?
You fuckers were OP as shit in West End Games' Star Wars.
Neo Siggy
we got trouble boys
I could, but it would not be the same thing as doing it for the first time, having no idea of what I'm doing or what to expect from all those bullshit enemies
>no laser weapons
Go and leave immediately
this is gonna be a night mission
Oh no, who can stop the monkeys...
Arm the rockets, cyberdiscs are too tough for normal rifles.
>night terror mission with default equipment
gg
I can't hear you over all the explosions. OP, I request only explosives for ol' skipray.
Protip: you can pre-prime grenades on inventory screen. One preprimed grenade on every soldier's left shoulder makes the difference when it counts.
we cant just abandon them user
I bet 10 ayybucks that it will be a Cyberdisc/Secotid mission
Or a soldier gets shot in the skyranger and sets off a chain reaction that kills everyone
>One preprimed grenade
Meant smoke. Preprimed explosive grenade makes things !FUN!
HAHA, imagine if someone exploded inside the transport in the final mission
Cato Sicarius will never live that failure down, even with his legendary victory in the TFTD run.
here we go
its floaters the 2 rookies in the front killed one with reaction fire
Incoming
>Mission Rating: Terrible
Good, against the floaters we can easily win
>it's floaters
Fortune has smiled upon humanity. Time to take out the trash.
Pablo spotted one of those big ugly things
make that its 2
Cute dogs.
janny spotted a 3rd
janny threw a grenade at it and attracted reaction fire also there are 4 of the ugly dogs
Why the town is not burning yet?
Pablo spotted this fuck in the store
slab spotted this alien on the roof
everyone with missile launchers are in the back so they have not deployed yet
Not enough large rockets
slab spotted this fucker on the roof
everyone with missile launchers are in the back so they have not deployed yet
HOW DO I KEEP FUCKING UP!!!
also Dick killed the fuck on the roof
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dick can handle them!
suppository killed one of the ugly dogs
agent 47 missed his target and killed a civillian
that "civilian" was probably his target all along
Yep, that's 47 all right.
Hold on, are you sure he isn't merely pretending to be an Xcom operative and using collateral damage as a cover?
fucking accurate
im keeping chen and ET in the neetcave because I fully expect people to die when I end this turn and I don't want it to be our capitans
Drain their TU.
its a pleasant surprise no one died but now we have to deal with this thing
Pablo was killed by reaction fire
BLAST THAT ASSHOLE APART
>lie down
>pray that the rookies dont miss their auto fire at point blank range
>rookies miss their auto fire at point blank range
F ;__;
RIP
osama did in the one that probably killed pablo
fuck
janny took care of this xeno
wipe him from the face of the earth
Taking out the trash.
47 got the alien on the 2nd try
Blow Job missed the orang fuck he was aiming for and hit Rich Evans and Boardwarden Janny
who will preserve board quality now?
Oh shit that blows badum-tss
chen did what blow job could not, also blow job is loosing his rocket privileges after this mission
alien spotted
What hell, you should never have soldiers in front of a rocket launcher
Dick spotted an ayy
KICK EM
He did it for free until his dying breath
fuck there are 2 of them Dick spent all his TUs on the ayy by the window and Lupen only has enough TUs for one auto shot
>janny died at the end of the first month, right before he could earn his paycheck
fuck
book it out of there if you have enough TUs
otherwise just try and blast the fucker
its not fair
thank god the floaters are ignoring us and just murdering the civilians, but, what happens when we run out of civilians?
You're lucky to not get grenaded there.
t. blowjob apologist
47 got another one
Pretty sure nothing happens if you run out. All they're worth are points, I think. Not really sure how the points correlate to council funding, though.
A civilian or an ayy? You never know with 47
Osama got 2 infidels with one shot, praise Allah
>Not really sure how the points correlate to council funding
In OG there is no connection, in mods you can set bonus monthly payment per point (see Piratez).
Both. He's using a rocket launcher, after all.
points dictate if a country increases or reduces funding
>and hit Rich Evans
OH MY GAAWWD
Playing Openxcom. What are the points and ratings for, then? Just scoreboard bragging rights? And if it doesn't affect the funding, then what does?
blow job also got 2 in one shot maybe I should reconsider that rocket ban
ayy
slab found an ayy
>capturing the entire window
>not using the internal screenshot function in Controls/Keybinds
How are you commander? All going well?
slab spotted another ayy he's low on TUs and far away from everyone else this may be it for slab
It does, even in vanilla, and if you get a TERRIBLE! score for 2 months in a row it's game over
Damn, good thing that was floaters.
>every dog is a cyberdick
You and the aliens both accumulate points throughout the month, the ayys get points by successfully completing missions of their own like abductions and terror attacks while you're trying to impede their progress.
Your rating at the end of each month is dictated by your score minus the ayys' score, and determines whether the council increases or decreases your funding.
i have no idea how slab is alive 3 ayys shot at him and one hit but he didn't even get wounded
T'is but a flesh wound.
HIS BODY CAN TAKE IT
PRESS ON
slab is almost completely fucking surrounded right now say your goodbyes folks
he'll be fine
lupen III took out the ayy closest to slab so he might live
How many fucking aliens did they send
something like 24, on top of that many have good weapons too
Blue suppository took out another ayy from across the map things are looking up for slab
i swear id forget my own fucking head if it weren't screwed on
Ayys don't really have bad weapons. Even the plasma pistol is deadly as fuck until you get power armor, and the stun launcher, while nonlethal, is gonna take whoever it hits and anybody nearby out of action.
slab missed all his shots it appears as if despite being built like a tank he cant aim for shit
christ alive
those are some odds right there
slab is dead also dick killed an ayy with reaction fire
god dammit slab you couldnt aim for shit but you were our boy
24 ayys is not that bad when compared to the average missions in the various mods
i think an ayy threw a fucking grenade E.T. got knocked out blow job, lupen, and 47 were all killed in the blast
F
he deserved to live, at least in this mission
NOOOOO
How many soldiers do we have left?
>120+ enemies on cult base on medium difficulty
It's hard to replay original x-com after playing with mods.
Fucking rip. How many soldiers left?
God, I forgot about that trainwreck. No clue how the commander pulled it off.
>tfw I named Geist
cuckfurher420 got killed by reaction fire
are we actually going to lose?
Chen will carry out this mission!
youtube.com
Osama spotted an ayy everyone panicked or went berserk besides Osama and blue suppository
5 if you don't count E.T.
we are going to make it!
Right?
infidel destroyed
THERES THAT SONOFABITCH
FUCK YEAH NAILED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
we have lost a hero today
dick sees an ayy but he dropped his rifle
fuck
dick grabbed his rifle and hid as best as he could
Rip, should've made at least 2 medkits.
i don't trust this motherfucker not to go berserk again so im not reloading him also suppository is dry on ammo so im sending him to the sky ranger
mister lister got shot also Osama's faith in Allah faltered and he panicked
dick got shot, chen panicked, and Osama went berserk and almost blew up blue suppository
Blue is rearmed and ready to rock
unless you guys want to retreat
>only 3 soldiers left
time to regroup in a defensible position and make a last stand
retreat does not exist, it is victory or death.
ok then time for everyone to get rearmed
Osama just panicked again the only one i can trust this with is cool headed blue suppository who has not panicked once
>bravery 30 rookie is the most reliable man around
I'm not feeling too good commander...
ok never mind all these soldiers are nutjobs now
Hopefully he'll be fine once the morale goes back to 50
oh fuck
he's gone
he can't hide forever
worst case we can just blow up every single tile until he dies
ok that's everyone rearmed
It ain't XCOM if the city isn't smouldering rubble.
Use f12 to directly screencap the game through OpenXCOM, my dude. Also, consider turning the battlescape scale and resolution up.
there he is and no one panicked perfect!
chen missed but didn't kill anyone and cleared the shot
1 is this better 2 im playing on my laptop and whenever i press f12 it just turned on airplane mode
every time i forget to poste the image i feel a small piece of me die
have you tried using the fn key along with f12?
blue suppository got him i think the only thing left is the ugly dog thing
>modern keyboards require you to press the fn key to use the f-keys
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
there is still a floater i saw a blaster shot go through here
it doesn't do anything if i do that not even turn on airplane mode
thank god there are no lobstermen
blew up the front of the shop i dunno how much it will help
explosions always help
crash the Skyranger inside the store, just to be safe
there are no more large missiles on the sky ranger
>no more missiles
this is almost worse than running out of soldiers
there he is
You still have 62 (六十二) hi-ex lying around, that's enough to layer the entire city.
we still have High Explosives!
Good thing Floaters' terror unit can be killed with the HE Cannon, or else there would be trouble.
Also monitoring.
Osama shot at him through the floor but the fucker is still alive
there's the ugly dog
damn it was worth a shot
Just got here, is Chen dead yet?
osama is fucking dead
Surprisingly, she's one of the 3 soldiers still alive
Maybe this time we'll break her curse
Alright, this might actually not end well.
>didnt make it to 2001
TIME PARADOX
THERES 2 FUCKING FLOATERS STILL LEFT
Let's do this!
chen is going to take this shot cross your fingers folks
you can do it commander
you just gotta believe
also use more HE
YES CHEN YES!!!!!
this fucking cat better do her fucking job
big boy in the shadows
Do it again Chen!
suppository killed the big guy but now he sees an ayy in the shadows and he only has 14 TUs
Let's hope it does what they always do and waste all of their TUs without reaching you.
his best bet is to hide behind this lamppost
the ayy hit the lamp post but blue is fine now its time to reload and kill this ayy!!!
this is a truly blessed post
YES YES YES BLUE KILLED IT YES... oh fuck the mission isn't over that means THERE ARE MORE FUCKING AYYS!!!!
what the fuck, it actually worked!
oh wait im fucking stupid i accidently turned on default settings
I can't believe Chen actually managed to survive!
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praise chen it's not lower, those funding fucks should be more grateful for the hard work you do. Missiles aren't free
stats
loot
promotion
the fallen
F too many heroes
F
Jesus Christ, you actually managed to do it.
Impressive, indeed. You might even reach Cydonia, my man. I'm rooting for you.
new meat gonna need 12 names
Jeff "Joker" Moreau
being a cripple doesn't mean you get to avoid service
We need somebody to clean up again. Janny Hotpockets is up for the job, and he will do it for free.
Todd Howard
Thunder God Cid
Press F to Pay Respects
Commander Rimanah
Giga Nigga
"Your Waifu"
Sundowner
Tanya von Degurechaff
Orphan of Kangz
we got a motion scanner what we researching next?
Laser weapons or UFO Navigation
Lasers
laser weapons it is
Rance hero of Justice
SAMTO
Do the rifles instead, pistols are kinda bad.
monthly report just came in doesn't look great
XCOM pls come to brazil
Brasil is poor, cut them some slack. Rating is fine as long as it is not terrible.
You have to research pistols first before you can research the rifles
im gonna add some more shit to the base with the extra funds
Why damned xcom is bad for Brazil
oh no no no look at that layout
holy fuck dude
please tell me you didnt choose this layout?
UFO spotted
oh yeah i forgot the starting lay out sucks i'll fix it
>default layout
sasuga
fuck the UFO is getting away!
it landed you know what that means
>very small UFO vs Skyranger with 16 soldiers
poorlittlegrey.avi
>starting layout
My afro-american brethen. Keeping it real.
i accidently skipped the inventory screen so now the rookies just have whatever the game gave them, should be fine
>should be fine
words spoken moments before disaster
fuck i knew there was a reason i was throwing smoke grenades instead of dropping them
there that's better
don't think i ever seen that ship before
zoomer spotted a snek
Reginald Beanbowl
Once you equip Avalanche missiles they just blow up in a cloud of dust
i really hope it don't got nades
haha it tried to run away
the dammed thing returned fire and hit juicy
she is alive but will die in 5 turns without medical treatment
C-commander, what are you doing? Do you know how many aliens are inside that UFO?
council spokesman applied medical aid to juicy
Reisen was the one who finished the danm thing off
and that's the mission not a single rookie died i am so proud
>it took xcom this much just to get one alien
Future's looking bright
stats
loot
fucker had a plasma rifle its a miracle juicy survived
that's not really the case
promotions
looks like juicy will be out for awhile
Colonel chen
well you guys its getting late i think im gonna call it a night i should be back to do this again about the same time tomorrow
noice, good night, also E.T.'s son E.T. junior should be joining the force to avenge his daddy
good night user